So, I was in LA for work a week ago. Had some meetings get postponed so i wound up with a free Thursday afternoon and evening and decided to have a little bit of fun.
I started off at a poker room and did pretty well (for me) turning $400 into $1800. I then decided to play tourist and went to Barone’s for dinner and got a seat at the bar. Fun place to hang out and it’s been in a bunch of movies. I met a couple that was also hanging out and had a great time eating, drinking some decent wine and bullshitting with them.
At about 10, I told them I was gonna head out and find some more fun. They told me they were heading to a strip club and asked if I wanted to share their Uber. She was actually pretty cute and for a second I wondered if they were trying to pick me up. She would have been great. Him, sorry not into that. But…. They were just being nice. Lol.
So I shared the Uber and we wound up at an LA strip club with several stages and tables on the first floor and something of an upstairs terrace with booths that had little sofas and semitransparent curtains that could be closed for privacy. I bought my compadres drinks as a thank you for the Uber and wandered off on my own.
The talent at the club was definitely better than the average talent I see in Missouri, that’s for sure. I had pockets full of cash and got a few downstairs lap dances and hung out with a couple of cute strippers for a while.
And then I saw her. A blonde stripper gets on stage and I have to do a double take. She is the spitting image of a girl I dated in college (Cindy). Now, I knew it wasn’t her because I’m in my 40s and this woman is in her 20s, but OMG, she was definitely Cindy’s much younger doppelgänger. Blonde hair, shoulder length. About 5’4”. Big natural boobs. A tad thick but not fat. Definitely in shape. Bubble butt. Cute face but not gorgeous. A girl next door type but just a little on the trashy side. I couldn’t take my eyes off of her. Tipped her at the stage. She came over and sat with me a bit and did one lap dance at the table and then we headed to the upstairs booths.
She told me the rules were that I could touch her boobs and ass but not the kitty.
I let my hands roam as much as she let me, squeezing her ass and getting as close to the kitty as she would let me. Did 5 dances there and I was as hard as a rock. I finally tried to slide my hand under her bottom and she let me and told me that she was getting really horny and that we would have to stop soon. I asked her if she wanted to go somewhere else and she laughed and told me that she didn’t do that. So…. I called it quits after dance 6 or 7 and went back to a table downstairs to cool off my blue balls.
I kid you not, Lo and behold, about 15 minutes later, she came back, told me she was still horny and asked if I wanted to go back upstairs. She had this look in her eyes. My big head told me that it would be more of the same and she’d just milk more cash out of me. My small head said so what dude, go for it!
So, back upstairs. This time she went to a back corner and we waited two dances for whoever was in there to come out. Which I saw as a good sign.
We went in. She sat next to me and took off the heels and straddled me. I started roaming like before and slid my fingers over her pussy from behind outside of her g-string. She started grinding against my crotch and fingers. I got hard as a rock. I asked her if i could see if she was as horny as she said she was and she smiled and nodded. I slid a finger into her pussy and she was really wet. I fingered her while she was grinding against my hand. She went for my belt and reached Into my pants and started stroking me. I swear i almost came right there.
After a minute or two she moved my hand, turned around, pulled her bottom to the side and slid onto me RCG. She rode me that way while I held onto her tits like they were some kind of lifeline. I told her I was about to cum and she hopped off and gave me a bbbjtc.
It was crazy. Haven’t been able to stop thinking about it.
It’s like old college times coming to life again but in an extra hot sleazy way.
Anyone else ever have an experience with a stripper who looked like someone they knew?
Those are the visits that make it all worth it. I've had both separately (old GF ringers/happy endings) many times but the stars haven't aligned for them to be simultaneous yet.
Love the irony when the same 'any touching is assault/rape' strippers get horny and pull out/service my cock/dfk without hesitation. I once got a second round when she reemerged from the back 30 minutes later saying she needed more, and only charged the house cut. Two soaked pairs of sweats that night. Good times.