I’ve been a life long attendant of the sturgis rally and yet this past year feels like the first time I have really experienced the rally in many years. I saw a Facebook post about the gentleman’s club at the side hack saloon my first day there and it was the greatest random post I have ever seen. I grew up in the area and knew of the side hack as it is one of the establishments that stays open year round as a bar and restaurant but never knew there was a club upstairs during rally. I don’t know how long it has been in operation but the fact that they open up at 2 sure is a blessing. I don’t like to stay out super late and have to face the choice of being buzzed up, riding at night to my camp 20 miles away and trying to avoid Johnny law. I went there on Monday and was greeted by friendly bar tenders and grabbed a beer and sat down. One of the dancers sparked up some conversation and we chatted. She was getting ready to go on stage and I said find me after about some dances later. I went outside to watch a wet t shirt contest and that’s when Yasmin came into my life. She came out of the club and pulled a stool up next to me. We engaged in some quick conversation and before I knew it we were headed to the back. Just a lap dance to start but when she said the only rules were no biting and no licking this guy was in heaven. We finished and immediately whet back up to the desk to get a private room for 30 minutes. It was some of the best 30 minutes of rally I had had in years. Naturally a quick trip to the atm later and we were right back in there. It was getting dark by the time we finished up and I headed to camp. The next day I thought about how much fun I had had, yes it was costly but I am on vacation, gotta live a little right. I rode a couple hundred miles that day and as I came to a literal fork in the rode I made the decision to see what Yasmin was up to today. I spent another hour with her, left with a big dumb smile on my face and a new rally tradition to look forward to next year.


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