Going to a New Club

Over the past 6 months, I have visited a string of new clubs and have really enjoyed myself in those clubs. To me, something feels different when you enter a new club and recognize all the new bells and whistles that define a particular club. I have created a list of the qualities, characteristics and benefits that turn a strip club house into a strip club home. <br/><br/> 1. Clean EVERYWHERE-If I have to visit another club with a bathroom that looks like a 1920s outshouse, I might have to just puke. Women take off their clothes in this business;the least club owners could do is keep a clean bar, stage, bathroom etc. <br/><br/> 2. Friendly People-While the dancers usually show how nice they can be for the money they take from us patrons, a great club has good people working for it at every level. The bouncers welcome you with respect, the bartenders smile and show you respect, the waitress smile and show you their boobs, just kidding. The main thing is that everyone who works in the club knows they are in the fantasy business and treat you with the respect you deserve. <br/><br/> 3.Specials-I don't mean buy one get one free ld, I am talking about drink specials, door specials, amateur night specials etc. A great club knows that a person will walk into a club for a number of reasons. That same person may want a cheap domestic beer on a weekday night with his hj/bbbj in the VIP. A great club knows that a slow Tuesday can change with a half off all rail drinks and no cover before 8 specials. More clubs should realize that getting someone in the door with cheap drinks, no covers and fun prizes will encourage those same customers to buy more stuff one they enter the club. That stuff includes dances, more drinks, more money for the club. <br/><br/> While this list is far from finished, the last six months have proved illuminating in my effort to find a new club to regularly visit. When I rule the strip club world, these rules will define my time in office.