Some First Timer Hints

skeets35
Tacoma, WA
I can remember my first trip to a strip club, 1977, I was 16 and a friend and I snuck in to a "theater" that did strip shows in downtown Seattle. They threw their clothes off the stage to you, then came out, sat in your lap and retrieved them, hot stuff for a 16 year old.

Honestly it really sucked compared to clubs today, but it was a start.

I became a semi-regular at a place call Night Moves in Tacoma a couple of years later, they had just passed a law in Washington forcing clubs to become juice bars, but we didn't care, that meant us 18 year olds could go in.

Table dancers were....$3...all air, but topless!

As I moved into my 20s I began to venture out into the Seattle-Tacoma area seeing what else existed. In those days the Tacoma area had six or seven places along one strip, many just glorified peep show or book stores. Seattle had another six clubs, girls were getting closer and often a strippers leg rubbed your cock, but dances were moving to $10.

Now, I have been to clubs in 22 different states, costs push the $30 dollar range and the moral police are always trying to steal our fun, but the basic rules still apply, rules I wish I understood when I was 18.

1. Strippers are people too. In fact, they are often really nice people. Treat them that way. they are just trying to make a living so use phrases like "please" and "thank you."

2. Strippers are not hookers (well, most are not hookers). I was once with a guy who offered a young lady $50 for a blow job, I had spent ten minutes with her and it was easy to see she just stripped. She was really upset. if they provide, they will usually let you know, don't make assumptions.

3. Case the joint and see who gives good dances and who does not. Don't be afraid to ask dancers about what girls they think do a good job. Walking in and dropping $100 in 30 minutes can lead to uninformed decisions.

4. Bath and smell nice. yes, some guys wear gym shorts or look like they walked in from a construction site, but it is likely the ladies know them if they are popular. Look nice and they will respond.

5. Strip clubbing is like gambling, only bring what you can afford to lose. Never, and I mean NEVER, bring in an ATM card, that will cost you a bunch of money. Set a budget and stick to it, never allow the little head to make money decisions.

6. Money means more to the dancers then the size of your dick. it is a business, they are not there to find a date. You want to impress them, it is the size of your money clip.

this is a nice list to start, I am sure many others will provide some other beginner tips...Good clubbing boys!

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samsung1
14 years ago
great advice
Player11
14 years ago
Super article.
dscott
14 years ago
Nice job Skeets! That really takes me back.
georgmicrodong
14 years ago
Most if those are obvious to those of us who've been doing this for a while, though I'm sure many will disagree with number 1, but you've stated them well. Good article.
Rod8432
14 years ago
I think for a first timer, there's a benefit to understanding the line between the sheer money of it all and being a decent man worthy of a woman's attention who makes the transaction (e.g., rail tipping, lapdance, etc.) an enjoyable and mutually beneficial experience.
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I've watched dickheads 'rain' bills at girls on stage like their casting off garbage. They walk up, flip a stack of bills everywhere (including the floor around the stage), and then turn their backs and walk away like they don't give a shit. I even once watched a guy sitting with his back toward the stage simply flip back a few dollars without even turning around. It all comes off as stuck-up, crass, and disrespectful. The girls, even if they do pay the guy some attention, often look bored/disgusted, and I get hear later what an arrogant/conceited/boorish PL he was. Don't be that guy.
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Instead, walk up with a smile and good eye contact, offer a compliment, ask for their name and give them yours while shaking their hand, tip a buck or two, and then give an appreciative once-over before turning to go back to your seat. If you do this consistently over several visits, it'll make for pleasant interactions with the girls (who know you're a decent guy who makes their time relatively enjoyable and worthwhile) and stretch your tipping dollar (as compared to the 'rainer').
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Where there are some girls who see it only for the money, regardless of the shit they put with (which is the same in life), their Modus Operandi becomes evident fast which causes me to lose interest. Others who inject some humanness into our little commercial transaction benefit all around (again, as with any business) by making a decent living in the moment, and maintaining good will and positive expectation for interactions down the road.
kuteechaser
14 years ago
Excellent article!!! This is timeless advice for both newbies and veterans alike.

The only thing I can add is to do research on TUSCL for club options in the area before you visit.

CTQWERTY
14 years ago
I wonder whether skeets has been to Detroit? Seattle, Portland, etc., are low, low mileage places by comparison.
LeeH
14 years ago
<p>Good article, skeets. There will always be "newbies to boobies", so there's always someone that can benefit from this.</p>

<p>"Never, and I mean NEVER, bring in an ATM card" -- I'm safe with this, in that I'm not interested in a SC ATM showing up on my bank statement. That said, I *did* once leave a club long enough to hit the ATM at the convenience store next door. But that was "special circumstance" - a dancer that I always take to VIP was there when I didn't think she would be. Yeah, that's my story, and I'm sticking to it.</p>
SometimeVoyager
14 years ago
Also consider this thought (which may be met with a certain amount of dissent): Don't get emotional about strippers. They are there to give you pleasure for money, not to be your girlfriend. The moment you are done they will move on, and you should too or you will run the risk of becoming a pathetic, jealous loser whom the stripper will treat as her personal ATM.

It's fine to have favorites, but circulate among the other dancers as well. Try the flavor of the day. Don't let one dancer take you for granted - you don't belong to her any more than she belongs to you.
LeeH
14 years ago
<p>SV, minor dissent. You're right to say "don't get emotional about strippers", but the flipside (treating it like it's ALWAYS just a business transaction) is as boring as the former is dangerous.</p>

<p>If the "flavor of the day" interests you (even if it's just a gamble), then go for it. But if not, drop that money on a fave, or just leave.
skeets35
14 years ago
"I wonder whether skeets has been to Detroit? Seattle, Portland, etc., are low, low mileage places by comparison."

Philly, E. St. Louis, Dallas, Maryland, Tampa, LA, Phoenix, Vegas, Chicago, Miami, but not Detroit.

I would agree that every city and region has their nuances and some are much higher mileage than others (E. St. Louis, Vegas, LA, and Tampa, it does not get much more high mileage than that!).

But, I am not sure I get your point, I have used this same approach all over the country and I have found it is good solid rules to follow for beginners, obviously, experienced clubbers know lots of little tricks and what to look for to get more.

And kuteechaser, you bet, check out TUSCL to get some ideas of what each club might give you and especially look for reviews from experienced guys who have 20+ reviews from multiple clubs.

kuteechaser
14 years ago
Thanks skeets. Another aspect important to the enjoyment of the SC experience concerns keeping count of multiple lap dances by a stripper.This will prevent any misunderstanding between you and the stripper concerning the amount of money you owe her after the completion of lap dances. The stripper will typically ask, "do you want to keep on going?" After two songs I will seek a confirmation by asking, "two songs so far, so the next one is song number three?" The stripper will say, "that's right, the third one is starting right now". After the third song the stripper will ask if I want to continue. After confimation of songs I will reply, "sure, keep on going". More dances continue, then finally I let her know that the next one will be my last for the session with her. During the dances there has been very high mileage two way contact. On the last song the genie gets a focused ultra intensified workout until there is a happy ending. The dancer gets her money plus a generous tip.
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