Tips to keep SC funk from the ball and chain

I like my solution better.

"Honey, I'm going out!"

"Don't forget to pick up more rubbers on your way."

Upon getting home:

"What's that on your pants?"

"Pussy funk. Wanna sniff?"

"Eww, no. You're washing them."

Much, much easier.

Take your wift to the sc with you. She just mite enjoy it.

gmd your out of control, i love it though, just trying to help the others out that need it

If I had to go through all the contortions described in this article I think SCs would be off my menu of activities. Of course, I am a lonely old bachelor and also a tiny bit eccentric. My dog happily tolerates any SC olfactory treats I bring home.

I have to agree with farmer - that is just too much work. There are also too many ways in which one of these contortions can break down, such as if the dirty clothes are discovered or glitter slips through and is spotted on your person or in the car.

Much easier, IMO, to simply avoid the girls that have strong scents or glitter. Some girls are fairly smart about this and understand the issues, so there are usually good options in most clubs. My frustration comes in when a stinky girl gets me before I can back her off and when this happens then I go through controtions, but I would not want to set myself up for that every time.

A few years back at the Crazy Horse Saloon in Atlanta, I ran into a stripper from the Czech Republic. She was covered with glitter. I told her that, that was a big no no. She said that she didn't care. That was the customers problem. She didn't get a dance. Not because I was worried about going home (I answer to no one)but because of her attitude. Awhile later another dancer came over and started dusting me off. She understood! The Czech bitch said that she was moving to Myrtle Beach SC to work in a strip club there. She won't be missed.

bang: I do occasionally, and she does.

Over the summer I was at a club and the girl I had the ld from was getting a bit swealty, which of course I notced immediately, but whast I did nto notice untl I left the cub was the strong smell of perfume on me. Must have been the sweat that transferred it. Very stroing smell.

I'm about 50 minutes from this club and even driving with the window partially down did to help that much, Lucked out however as my wife was out of town that evening.

I definitely agree with keeping the car spotless or at least being notorious about keeping it clean. I make a point of getting a wash, vac and wipe down anyutime I have had a passengerfrom the club or the street.

I definitely stay away from the sweaty, glittered up or perfumed up dancers BUT when I'm leaving the club, I double check myself in the bathroom and I will rub some sliva on my neck and face so I smell clammy. Sounds gross but it works everytime.

I definitely make sure to get a little essence of cigar on me at times. If not, I will rub a little dab of my last beer on my eck and face so that I smell of lquor. The wife hates the scent so I always get left alone when I come home or told to hit the showers.

ChrisCoolidge: That reminds me of the story of a guy who was complaining that his wife was always up and waiting to give him a hard time when he came home from partying with the boys.

"I shut the car off and coast into the driveway.  I take my shoes off before I come inside, sneak up the stairs as quietly as possible, get undressed outside in the hallway, and when I climb into bed, she's always awake and always gives me a hard time."

His buddy tells him, "You should do what I do.  I rev the car engine as much as possible in the driveway, slam the front door shut on my way in, stomp up the stairs, slam open the bedroom door, rip my clothes off and say 'Honey, I'm home!  How 'bout a little nookie'.  She's always fast asleep."

@georgmicrodong: Thatactually works too. If I come in stumbling and reeking of liquor and try to get "some", my SO will either tell me to take a shower or push me away all together. Only a few times has she ever called my bluff and she made me shower beforehand.