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Asian Travel Guide

Saturday, August 28, 2010 8:32 PM
So, you want to go to Asia and get laid ? Some things you should know first.<br /> <br /> First, the United States has a law against &quot;sex tourism&quot;. Actually, this law was enacted to keep Americans from going to other countries to have sex with children, but if you post all over the net that you're going to Asia to get laid, expect an interrogation at customs when you return, so...<br /> <br /> 1) Do research. This site has information on several places in Asia to get laid. Read up before you decide where to go-but don't go to just one location (i.e. Bangkok) or you'll get interrogated at customs. <br /> <br /> 2) Book an asian tour (i.e., Japan, Phillipines, Thailand) to make it look like you're actually seeing Asia.<br /> <br /> 3) When packing, research weather conditions so that you'll be dressed comfortably. Also, take American condoms with you. Asian men have much smaller&nbsp;dicks than American men. If you buy condoms there, hope you got a tiny dick.<br /> <br /> 4) Once you're there, be aware that in Asian clubs,&nbsp;you have to pay a &quot;bar fine&quot; to take the girl back to your hotel room. This is in addition to what you have to pay the girl. The good news-you get her all night, and expect sex in the morning also. Some girls will cut you a discount if you keep her a second night. Your hotel room is probably nicer than her residence.&nbsp;<br /> <br /> 5) When you get back to the US, if you have a laptop, it's memory will be checked. Be mindful of this, and possibly leave the laptop at home. Customs will be looking for pictures, and seeing if you wrote somewhere a &quot;sex travelogue&quot;. Customs might also check your digital camera. <br /> <br /> It goes without saying that there are other tourist precautions you can take. Google Rick Steves and check up on his travel precautions (even though he's all about Europe). PBS has an excellent TV show called Globe Trekker (globetrekker.com). Their episode on Bangkok is mind blowing. <br /> <br /> If you go, give us a travelogue when you get back. &nbsp;

6 comments

  • sanitago
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    14 years ago
    people looking to get some information on this sort of thing would be well advised to also check out the following site:<br /> [view link] /> it's not a lot different from here: people who have been to different places share information on what's happening, prices, different women they met/recommend, etc. remember prices are usually quoted in local currency, which in the case of, say Thailand, means it takes something like 32 local to buy the same as one dollar, so a local price of 2000 for a night figures out to something like $65, which is pretty cheap!<br /> (no, I've never managed to have the spare cash/time to go, but once I stumbled across this site, it was definitely one I put on my &quot;bucket list&quot;!)<br type="_moz" />
  • Dudester
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    14 years ago
    Also-goofed on the website-it's [view link]&nbsp;
  • bang69
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    14 years ago
    Thanks for the info.
  • mmdv26
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    14 years ago
    I assume that the girls in these bars are of the local &quot;age of consent&quot;...whatever that might be. The Asian travelogue that was posted here a few weeks ago was interesting to read...I fear that I might have trouble at customs with 400 Viagra tablets in my possession. Yep, officer, just going to see the tropical forests....<br type="_moz" />
  • sanitago
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    14 years ago
    mmdv26:<br /> from what I've read, you'd probably be wasting your money (not to mention the ugly scene you described) if you tried taking your own 'blue pills' with you. at least in Thailand, you can supposedly go into any pharmacy and buy them over-the-counter at a lot cheaper prices than you can get them here.<br type="_moz" />
  • MisterGuy
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    14 years ago
    <span style="font-size: larger;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">I've never heard of</span></span>&nbsp; &quot;Customs checking your digital camera.&quot;<span style="font-size: larger;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">&nbsp; If you haven't raised any flags when you cross through Customs, you won't be searched very thoroughly.</span></span><br /> <br /> -------------------------<br /> <br /> &quot;I assume that the girls in these bars are of the local 'age of consent'...whatever that might be.&quot;<br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: larger;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">I wouldn't be so sure of that at all.&nbsp; </span></span><br /> <br /> <br /> <span style="font-size: larger;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman;">Personally, even though I <i>love</i> Asian women myself, I wouldn't want to be caught dead in Cambodia, Japan, South Korea, Malaysia, the&nbsp;Philippines, or Thailand where prostitution, brothels, and pimping are all<b> illegal</b>.&nbsp; So-called &quot;bar girls&quot; are apparently tolerated in the Philippines, and anything but vaginal intercourse is apparently legal in Japan as well.&nbsp; Prostitution, brothels &amp; pimping are all apparently <i>legal</i> in Bangladesh, Indonesia, and Singapore (where only <u>pimping</u> is illegal, but the legal age is apparently <i>only <span>16</span></i>) though.<br /> </span></span><br />
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