the ultimate strip club list

Took a trip to Atlanta recently and asked some of my ATL friends where to do go on a Friday afternoon. After a heated debate and realizing we hadn't been clubbing since the closure of…

This is my favorite club in the Triangle. The dancers are laid back, and they don't press you for dances if you aren't interested.

As you take the steps down after entering the front door, the…

Arrived at 8:30 on a Monday night on a business trip. Surprisingly the club had about 20 patting and 8-10 girls working this night. The stage is huge in the middle and each girl dances…

Decided to try out a Monday at the Oasis. There have been numerous reviews giving the location, setting et al so I'll be brief. Located on Essington Ave amidst junk yards, car…

I really wanted to like this place. My expectations were high, but not higher than what the sum of the reviews from this establishment have been. From downtown it is a $10 uber…

Wife and I went with another couple and it wasn't the best experience. So STRIKE 1, cover was $20, the door girl and security tried to start an argument with my friend's wife all bc…

I don't know why I keep giving this club another chance, each time has been uneventful, but I figured I have been unlucky with my trips.

I arrived around 1230pm Friday, the club is located in…

I read some bot great reviews of this place, but it was walking distance from the Hilton I was staying at, and i didnt have a car, so I gave it a shot.

Thankfully I…

This place located off a main street with a lot of shops and restaurants. The side street is pretty quiet, i see two churches and mostly homes. Inside the club there was a security to…

Hadn't been in the place for several years and thought I would try it once again; I was presently surprised. The club sits in the middle of a strip mall with a door with lights…

have been stopping by here every other week or so about 3pm in the afternoon. The place is usually slow with about 2 or 3 customers and about 5 or 6 girls working.…

So this did shut down for awhile and I think it even had a FOR SALE sign up at one point, but now it’s open again. Just Friday - Saturday.

I drive past it every now…

This is a class club. The place is well maintained and clean all around. Parking was not an issue as it was in the afternoon. When I visited there was no cover charge.

The total for…

I had an appointment at Newark Airport and arrived a bit early, so I stopped by Lookers. Lookers is about a mile or so from the main entrance to Newark and easy to find…

Been coming here a handful of times a year for the last 8 years roughly. Day shift talent is usually in the 6-7 range. You can always count on a…

Parking/Valet:
Large parking lot in front of building. Extra parking area on the south side of building. Club has two entry doors, left and right which gets you to the same spot between the…

This bar is located right between an industrial area and a residential neighborhood a few blocks off the main strip. The neighborhood feels fairly safe and the parking lot is large and well lit. The…

Arrived at 7:05, by Uber and a $10 cover. Some day girls were already in street clothes, some were just mad at the world and some did not show due to the Holiday Weekend, which…

TL;DR: Not a great visit, didn't get what I wanted.
Went back for the second time ever to see if it would be as good as the first. Got there at 12:30PM on Saturday, no cover…

Arrived at the club around the time they opened on a weekday evening, so already knew it was not going to be a packed house. It's location in DT is one of the worst, on…

I was in Daytona for the weekend, and seeing how I can't take a vacation without stopping at a strip club, I found myself at Bottoms Up. The club is very easy…

So, based upon my last review, I decided to follow up and see if any of my hunches about the trajectory of this place were correct. I am really off my game, evidently.

This time, got…

For a few years, Club Fantasies was my 'go to' club in Providence. Back in the day, it was a bustling place. Two full floors; first floor was topless and second floor was…