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TLDR: On the best night of its life, DB is just okay. On a typical night? Boring and your money goes much further elsewhere. Girls tend to be cute, but GPS is rampant in this…

I was in town for a conference and almost didn’t make the trip into a strip club. Many reviews and Uber drivers told me how expensive clubs are. It seems like the average cover…

I decided to stop into Nicole’s for the first time a few weeks ago. Only passing through for work and had some time to kill. It’s a weird little place so I won’t give you…

The wife and I went in on a Friday night after coming off of Duval. Nice setting, stage in the center of the room on the second floor. Got immediately greeted by a dancer who…

Club details below. I visited early afternoon on a weekday. I think 6 girls dancing, but maybe 5. None bad, all 6 to 8. Usual Portland range, with tatoos, and some extra baggage here and…

No matter how many girls I sleep with, how many strip clubs I got to, the truth is and I'll have to just accept, is that I'll never truly top the legendary Rick Dugan. Your…

As I was driving past the Northgate area, a thought entered my mind, as I reminisced about this club down the street. I remembered an excellent encounter with a dancer named courtney (hot young blond,…

Ruby's is my go-to club when traveling up and down the I-95 corridor. It's conveniently located off the highway with an attended parking lot. The place itself is nothing special - looking more like the…

Arrived around 8pm Saturday evening a couple weeks ago, at first I thought the club was dead as there weren't really many dancers working. However, I sat down to get a beer…

One of 3 Strip Clubs on the same road probably within a mile or two of one another. I do like the laid back hole in the wall vibe, but I would've liked to…

It was Monday happy hour, so I had low expectations. Cheerleaders is easy to get to from I95. Good to see they've repaved the parking lot. No cover before 7. Walked through the metal detector.…

I have reviewed Gats before and not much has changed. Walked in and sat at the bar beer $4. It was about 2 PM and only 4 dancers there with their regulars. This is a…

Walked into this place on a Friday afternoon a little before happy hour. Astonishing how unassuming it is in the middle of a neighborhood sharing space with a bar. Spotting the school kids…

New to this forum but have been frequenting Club Desire for years now. there’s a dancer named Val (think her ig is “val pacino”?) and I’ve heard mixed things on her. Seems to be losing…

Firstly this place comes up as "Kings" when you map the address but it is in fact "Sensations" of Clearwater. While visiting Clearwater for work from Miami I purposely booked a room at the hotel…

ok so this is a small club that does not serve alcohol. You are required to buy water or something else, I remember it being reasonably priced but the cover was $40 which was steep. Overall…

Stopped by here on a Sunday afternoon and as expected it was pretty dead and not a lot of women working. The place is easy to get to and there is ample parking. As you…

Was in downtown TO for work and did not have a vehicle so the closest club to my hotel was Brass Rail. Got there around 9pm and there was no cover. The space…

Came back to paradise for the Wednesday night specials. Layout is simple. Main stage in the middle, 2 rows of seating around it with the bar and dj by the entrance and the restrooms and…

Decided to Hit the Cricket for a TGIF, and well it was more like WTF. First time in a long time I came during the day shift. It used to be well worth the…

In the Puget Sound area, this might be the nicest club… but that’s really not saying much. This isn’t an area known for luxury. Rather the typical look for this chain compared…

After encountering a snowstorm in Nebraska last week, it was nice to travel to Arizona this week. I arrived around 1 PM. No cover. There were 2 customers sitting at the bar watching TV and…

I went to this place last Tuesday night at 8pm. Nice place. The décor was upscale but small place for what you would expect from a gentlemen club. You walk into a bar are with…