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This was my first time ever going here. I sat at the stage for a few rotations, and had a few drinks, which were priced around what I'd consider mid-range for Portland. The bartenders were…

Popped in early Friday. Really surprised that right at opening there might’ve been 10+ cars in the parking lot. I thought either this means there’s gonna be a lot of dancers working or there’s a…

Friday afternoon, 4-6. One aggressive girl, wouldn't stop asking for VIP. All others were fine. Most were friendly.

Semi nude on stage, private dances are nude or just a thong.

Dances are $40 per song.…

Went with a buddy on Halloween night, got there around 9. Parking was $3, cover was $20 each, asked about any birthday specials but was told there weren't any. Layout's been described ad nauseum so…

There are a ton of reviews for Baby Dolls. I finally gave in and decided to pay this place a visit. My visit was Sunday a little after noon. No fee for parking. I honestly…

Pumps is located in an industrial area in the heart of Brooklyn. It exists within a little triangular cutout of land flanked by fairly busy mid-urban streets. It's near a few music venues in a…

Runway Cabaret, is a small, local strip joint that can offer a good experience!

Although there is no official parking available, I parked on Lake Avenue, 1 minute walk from Runway Cabaret which had plenty…

So, Hobbeeze is such a unique experience. Park in the middle of no where. Wonder the theater area (lots of dudes, sigh).

But the dances - oh, so good. I lucked out, no one was…

Not as good this time around, but would still go back based on past experience.

A Saturday night around 11 pm in October. I'm a 55+ white guy.

This is a return visit from last year…

Berlin News Agency is not a stripclub but a throwback adult theater / arcade / bookstore to yesteryear. There are still several of these types of places left in the Delaware Valley but BNA is…

The house is my favorite place and let me tell you why. First the dancers are amazing and not afraid to take off their clothes to show their amazing bodies. You want big tits? They…

It seems silly to describe this club again, but here we go…

A non-alcoholic bar on the left right when you walk in, main stage is right in front of you. There is a small stage…

What a waste of money. Went in during a slow Monday night. Paid $25 for cover + $10 for a bud light to see 3 girls working. The stage show was dead for long stretches…

Halloween with hot women??? Sounded like a great idea! To my surprise, even the managers were dressed up! And much to my displeasure, not many girls were in costumes...regardless, the best views are when they…

My brother comes up to me and says what time do you work tomorrow I said 11:00 he said he’s going to xtc to relax . I said ok I’ll come with you . We…

I decided to continue my tour of the Baltimore County Strip Clubs and actually go to Excape for the first time. I went in with rock-bottom expectations, and while I had a better time than…

We were a group of four (2 couples) and decided to have a new experience. Two of us had never been to a strip club, and none of us had ever had a lap dance…

Others have described the club accurately. You enter with the bar on the left, one dance stage behind the bar. Straight ahead is another bar with another stage in front of it.…

Arrived at 215. Free parking with about a half full lot. Parking in the rear is available if you don't want to be seen from Michigan Ave. $5 cover day and night.…

Short story, VIP room was fun and worth it. First time in this area, usually go to the Hustler Club. I was wondering if this place might have lap dances that are less than $40.…

Parkersburg, WV. Saturday night, real late. I got their with about 40 minutes left to go. Plenty of parking in the lot. Area seemed ok to me, there were random drunk folks looking like they…

Mineral Wells, WV. Saturday night. Off the freeway right up on a hill, drive up plenty of parking. Safe area to me at least. Walk in. Light skinned black girl at the front, pretty cute,…

Charleston, WV. Saturday night. Downtown Charleston. Doesn't seem that ghetto, some bar around here were pretty full. No parking lot, I found some down the road in an empty lot. Could it have been broken…

Visited this place a bit early before the crowds started coming. The place was quiet and not many girls around. Slowly things picked up and the girls started dancing on the pole which is right…

I've never been out this way in deep Brooklyn before but I was at an event nearby and thought I'd check this place out because it was close. I had read the reviews so…

Underwhelming all around. It happened to be the place closest to our hotel, so I gave it a shot. It was around 10pm and the cover was $7. Quickly paid and went into what looked…

Barboursville, WV. Saturday night. Not far from Huntington and Marshall University. Coming out of here can be tricky as the street is on a curve and it's hard to see who's coming around the bend.…

I was here on a recent weekday evening, and overall had a pretty good time! I had been at Chicas Bonitas earlier and had an okay time, but decided to end the night here. The…

Went a few months ago. This was my first Las Vegas strip club, and unfortunately, I think I picked wrong. I didn't pick a package or anything, I just ubered to the venue. Paid a…

Went in planning to spend $500 and it went quick. The women are either fake bodies or no bodies. The VIP is not private as there are glass windows that overlook the entire club. Drinks…

Barboursville, WV. Saturday night. Just came from Obsessions. The spot is right up on a hill. Commerical area, safe. Big parking lot. Walk in. Guy in a window you can hear but can't see. I…

A mix of two trips - one Monday evening, one Friday day.

Logistics: Location is right downtown Bath, which is a small suburb - gas station caddy-corner. There’s plenty of parking on both sides of…

Went on a Thursday early afternoon, no cover, and no one working the door or metal detector. The club is in a strip mall with a liquor store, laundry mat and some other stores so…