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Normally I like this place when I've been in town for work, but I had a pretty terrible time here this time. First, Embarcadero Center parking hours have been reduced due to security reasons. Good luck…

Entered the club just after 1pm and was not overly crowded. Decent amount of guys and girls so I can't complain about that. The layout of the club is small and there are…

It seemed as if an eclipse hit Playhouse this night. Not the light. The line-up. It was late. But the girls were all early. And that was no good. You see, my plan this evening…

Came to Portland in January this year to just go strip club cruising. Cabbed to DV8 after having it on my strip club hit list and was a bit confused at first as the entrance…

I decided to take another trip up there arrived around 12:30 in the afternoon, and parked on the side didn’t seem to busy by the cars. Walked in got buzzed in and just had…

This was my first time at the Creekside. I’ve read mixed reviews of this place for years but finally had the opportunity to go and see things for myself. In a word, I was overwhelmed. I’m…

Place: This was my first visit. The main stage area is big, with lots of room at the bar, lots of tables, and a few VIP booths. The sound system is good, and there is a…

I’ve actually been there a couple of times over the past few weeks. It seems like the dancer selection has improved, still all Brazilian’s but what the heck! The girls are definitely younger and…

This U.S. Senate candidate from Minnesota thinks so. So much so that he travels all the way to Miami, Florida, to work on his election. https://kstp.com/kstp-news/top-news/gop-senate-candidate-white-responds-to-campaign-finance-complaint

It's right off the street and easy to find. From when you come in there is valet only parking but it is only $10. There is limited parking think they might use parking garage across…

There were several new dancers at Pandoras this trip. Those I can remember include --- Bama, new petite blond girl that only took a short turn on stage, --- Athena, she said she worked at Kittens…

Went here around 8pm on a Wednesday. There is plenty of parking and it seems like a decent area. I noticed you could have your car washed by the club while you were…

So I went to cheetahs around 6pm on a Saturday after noon. The club was ... sparsely populated to put it nicely. There were 7 girls working at that time between 3-8's. There were only…

Second trip here. Took Uber. Was a great first experience so I wanted to go back. Quite a change to the second visit (was predictable though as I first went on a night…

The Bad: Had to add bad details since people thought my review was fake? As a woman I was put off by the fact the strippers are able to cut the line in the bathroom. They’ll will…

May is a great time to visit this club. I stopped in about 3pm on a Friday, seemed to have more girls working than my past visits. Being on the west side…

Sofia Vergara in 'My wife and kids' https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7RjFgQtj6p/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== :D

This club is tucked in deep in an industrial area. Decent amount of parking though it did not look packed inside, but the lot looked filled. Walk in through metal detectors no id check or…

Arrived at 9:30 on Saturday. Club is in a warehouse district. Pat down before you enter. $20 cover. At that time there were more girls than customers. However over the next hour or so,…

WE ARE GOING TO JAIL WE ARE GOING TO JAIL SO QUICK AND SO STRONG NOBODY IS GOING THERE THIS QUICK TWO DAYS WE’LL BE THERE IN TWO DAYS WE ARE MAKING FELONIES GREAT AGAIN THAT’S WHAT…

The club is difficult to find without GPS, and even then you'll miss the place if you blink. There's plenty of parking, though tight on a Saturday night. The cover charge is $10, after the…

In town for work…. Went here as i heard i could bring my own beer and was close to the hotel…. Pretty average strip club with a few nuances… Paid 20$ cover. Heard it was…

So it was my birthday, and I wanted to treat myself. I was a big fan of the Peoria Big Al's at its old location on Main Street, and thought I would give the…

Was on a business trip and staying in Buckhead, realized this place got decent reviews and was close to my hotel. About 11pm on a Thursday, got the urge to give it a…

Literally can’t understand what anyone would choose to go here. It’s worse and pretty much every way that I can think of than any place that surrounds it. I suppose if you are in walking…

Visited players club on a weekday afternoon and stayed into evening. The location is a bit dodgy, not too bad at like 4pm but neighborhood felt kinda rough by night time. Soon as…

I was in town for business and decided to visit the DTC. Situated in an old building with a balcony on its outside where I found a couple of dancers sitting as I walked in,…

I always take the free HK shuttle from border to HK. Assuming HK not charging cover, go hang out and check the hundreds of eye candy. For me, HK is great to get juices flowing,…