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2nd of 3 clubs I visited today… thanks storm and DTE. The bar had only 2 seats open and the rest of the club was wide open late afternoon shift Wednesday. More than…

TLDR: So so Latin club, so so Cuban girls, cheap floor dances and reasonable but uncomfortable private area. I am a fan of Cuban girls, so with a name like "Chicas" I had to give it…

Went to Kittens for the first time Tuesday around 1 AM. This was my first time in Seattle, so it could be an issue of perspective, but the area itself seemed a little shady and…

Spearmint Rhino August 2024 An asshole client insisted on doing bottle service at a strip club, and it had to be two bottles of tequila. I don't like tequila, and there were just the two of…

Went in on a Tuesday afternoon as I got off work early. Haven’t been in a few months so I missed the place. Parked myself this time, doorman was nice quick pat down. There was…

Got to Synn around 3pm. Snagged one of the last parking spots in a small lot. I figured it was going to be packed, but after a pat down, a $15 cover, and taking a…

Wednesday afternoon visit looked more like a senior citizen support group meeting than a strip club. 8 guys sitting in corner of the bar drinking and chatting with backs to stage not paying any…

Hadn’t been to PH in a minute, so I decided to check on things at the club. I haven’t heard Nicole or Jolie on schedule for a bit, but thought the lineup was decent…

This place is like the 'snack wrap' of strip clubs. Ya know those little dollar chicken nuggets wraps you can get at fast food places. Quick,cheap. easy...satisfy an immediate hunger. Often times after you…

I arrived on a Monday at 2:00 pm and paid the house entry fee of $14. Security wands you down and shows me the clipboard of ladies inside for my enjoyment. I walk in and…

In town for a conference, wanted to bring my own decent bourbon vs the lackluster or expensive stuff you’d typically get at a club, so this made complete since as a choice. I…

This has been one of my favorite places to go over the last couple of years. Granted, if you're not doing something at the university, there are not a lot of other options for a…

The DC area is a disastrous wasteland for strip clubs. Clubs in downtown DC only just started selling lap dances and they are low mileage. There's grindy lap dances to be had with hot dancers…

Saturday around 1am I think. So really it was Sunday morning. The club had thinned out from my perception. Not busy like Sat night usually is. I had just gotten done with Rhino and had a…

Been there multiple times, and always go back. Went today (08/28), Wednesday before labor day so not many girls working (got there around 11:45, was the only patron, and had to wait abt 20 min…

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Apologize if this has been thoroughly discussed, but it's something I can't keep from thinking. All these hot women from 18 to 40 (typically) are scantily clad to nude for men. I love it of…

I came in yesterday (Tuesday).Outside was a Huge rainstorm . You could only drive 40 only the freeway due to terrible visibility, The valets were absolutely soaked and I got very wet i…

Playhouse is a pink building on route 130 in Burlington New Jersey. Doesn't matter what time of day you visit it will always take a few seconds for your eyes to adjust when you first…

Went alone on a Thursday night after getting settled in at the Cosmo. Was originally going to check out Chica's but my uber driver suggested honey's, and I figured why not? Got dropped off, and the…

This place is not pretty. Most of the women are not TV arm candy escorts. The place is rarely packed. However, for a decent price, you can have a really good time. This my third or…

Came on a Thursday night around 9. There were probably a dozen girls but most of them were sitting together since it was pretty dead inside. The girls that went on stage weren’t great, but…

Federal Boulevard was a mess on my way to the club (the construction off the highway is problematic), but after going around the side streets I was able to arrive at the club. I got…

Friday night at divas, arrived around 11. They charged me $10 to park on the street. I think this might have been a bullshit charge they hit up this gringo with. I wasn't going to…

A couple revisits since the bridge re-opened. Still the big rectangular bar, very dim lights and good sounding sound system. Long Stage inside the bar with two poles. One day (Thurs?) birthday for one of…

Since Oasis has changed their hours to opening at 1pm at earliest, it's impeded my ability for afternoon delights here. So when the opportunity came up to drive through the area later in the afternoon,…

I used a particular credit union's ATM that I've never used before. For a $500 withdrawal, it dispensed five c-notes. Fast food and gas stations cannot or will not always break a…

Went in on a Tuesday night, the parking lot next to McDonalds creeps up very quickly if you’re driving too fast. Walk in and there’s a U-shape bar straight ahead with stage in the middle…

Sadly this will be the last days of chicas Bonitas. They will be closing the doors for good. Nevertheless, the ratio from dancers to men is 5 to 1. It seem like they change girls…

Was really nice. When you walk in there is a $30 entrance fee, and then when you go into the actual club part you'll see a really big oval center stage on the right, on…