An Oasis in the DC Area

The DC area is a disastrous wasteland for strip clubs. Clubs in downtown DC only just started selling lap dances and they are low mileage. There's grindy lap dances to be had with hot dancers at Papermoon Springfield to the south of the city, but you have to take out a second mortgage on your home to afford it. To the north of the city, there's some clubs in Beltsville, MD like Showcase Theater that offer a decent grind, but have crappy talent.

DC might be one of the worst cities in the country for strip clubs. But fortunately, there's a small oasis in this desert of shitty clubs: the Ebony Inn.

I hadn't been to EI since before the pandemic, but nothing has changed. The clubs is still dingy and divey and I don't think they've upgraded a damn thing in years. The floors are stained, the upholstery is coming out of the seats, and I'm not even sure if the bathroom has been cleaned since I was last here. This is NOT an upscale club.