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Where wearing sweats to the club is fashionable.
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published 4 mos ago
Thursday day ok
reviewed by
Ltldrag750

7.0

Came here on Thursday mid day. $10 for the covers . There is valet parking outside for $5 I believe after 7 is now $15 . The place have huge floor with one…

discussion
started 4 mos ago
Not a full review - but some would appreciate
posted by
Scapegoat

Went to Desire on a weekend for the first time last Saturday instead of the day shift. It was packed with tons of hot girls and lots of dudes too. I went in with an…

discussion
started 4 mos ago
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Re-emergence of the one that got away
posted by
rickdugan

A few years ago I had a favorite who was hot as hell. A little younger than I normally prefer, but she was simply hot and charming.

She also had major league daddy…

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published 4 mos ago
Enjoying Mercedes
reviewed by
bassdrumhanging

5.0

My business travel has been rather limited this year so my access to clubs outside the East Coast has likewise suffered. Thus back to the Burlington pink Palace for a little relief on a Friday…

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published 4 mos ago
Preflight servicing
reviewed by
Goochiebag

8.3

I was on the way to MIA airport and had some time to kill. Hidden off the road behind a taco bell. Parking was free. Entry was free. Tipping the girls up front was recommended.…

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published 4 mos ago
Still a good lunch spot, worth the entry
reviewed by
fandingo

7.7

Entry is $7 and they did ask for ID scan even during lunchtime. They gave me a free ticket to trade in at the bar to order food.

Oh yeah, apparently you should not loiter…

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published 4 mos ago
Diet Pepsi two buds and mixed girl for a Monday night
reviewed by
XTRA069

7.0

My third time in an actual strip club. After much counsel from some of the other mongers on this site on what to do and what not to do, I decided to take my chances…

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published 4 mos ago
Even the President needs Passion (terrible Rod Stewart lyric)
reviewed by
Studme53

6.7

Ample free parking - right off the highway in commercial strip. Safe. No cover that Saturday afternoon.

Dancers descend a spiral staircase in the middle of a good size bar and do a couple topless…

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published 4 mos ago
Christmas Night Review
reviewed by
Ivandrago2020

5.3

Was on a December holiday trip in LV was able to get out of my room while my guests were sleeping. I immediately tried calling the club for free entrance and ride but…

discussion
started 4 mos ago
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Feature Dancers?

Back in the day, even shitty little rural clubs would get well known pornstars running the feature dancer tour. Nowdays, I just don’t see anything about that at all anymore. Are feature dancers a thing…

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started 4 mos ago
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Desperately looking for stripper that I miss dearly
posted by
Testyboy123

Features: a little short, pink hair(at the time) fat ass, brown/caramelskin, late 30s or early 40s(but looks younger), danced at Kittens Cabaret Seattle in 2023, very conversational

I danced with this woman back then and she…

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started 4 mos ago
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DATY
posted by
dickdecker

Seriously how many mongers do this? My guess is 10% and that’s of the hard core mongers. I’ve been offered this more in the last year then previous 20 years.
Regrettably I’ve done…

discussion
started 4 mos ago
Best Dancers for VIP at Cheerleaders PA
posted by
Mattyice23

Provide a list of your top 10 dancers best to worst in Cheerleaders Philadelphia. If you have any info on the what they provide in VIP you can post it here if your not a…

review
published 4 mos ago
My best night at Any Utah Club ever!
reviewed by
victorecho93

8.0

Last night was the best night at a club in Utah I've ever had. Arrived around 9:30 and there were 6-7 other guests seated around the club with a cute blonde on stage and 3…

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published 4 mos ago
Six months later...another Wednesday, another good time
reviewed by
ustravlr36

6.0

Once again had a business dinner in town and decided to extend my evening a bit with a stop at Brandy's.

Waked in around 8:30 and it was pretty quiet with a few tables taken…

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published 4 mos ago
Weeknight in Shreveport
reviewed by
Big Panther

7.3

In Shreveport for work and needed something to occupy my night. We here around 10pm and left by 2am. There is parking onsite but I parked at the nearby casino parking garage since I was…

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published 4 mos ago
More 5 than 9 in my opinion
reviewed by
Muddy

6.3

Pickering, ON. Saturday night. Seems like alright area to me. Plenty of parking in the lot. Walk around to the front, no hats allowed, I put back in my car. Walk in, lady at the…

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published 4 mos ago
Daytime Wednesday
reviewed by
Datbrownboyo

6.7

Decided to come after work between 5-8:30pm. They do a happy hour between 5-7pm for $5 mixed drinks and $3-4 beers. Place is super dark so walking in from sunlight definitely blinded me a little.…

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published 4 mos ago
Not a Bad Afternoon Spot
reviewed by
kryzzzer

5.7

This club is pretty run down, but if youre ok with that you can get good mileage for your money.
Parking is free but the parking lot is in bad shape.
Cover was $10. I think there…

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published 4 mos ago
Saturday's All Right For Lapping...
reviewed by
Chili Palmer

7.0

While the sign by the door says operating hours start at 11 (and, before COVID, that was absolutely true), nowadays the only thing happening from 11-12 here is the Cuban queue of carpools dropping off…

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published 4 mos ago
Welcome to Cuba...
reviewed by
vmaxhp

5.3

Free parking on the south side of the building. $10 cover during the afternoon. 3 stages, two of them were working.
This place used to have pretty hot latinas. On this visit -…

discussion
started 4 mos ago
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da FOOK?
posted by
BabyDoc

I just walked into a favorite club on a Thursday evening and it was jam packed. Wall to wall old 70 plus dudes and 30-40 year old females. It was a wedding reception.…

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published 4 mos ago
Lost its mojo
reviewed by
Dougmann100

5.3

Went to Rosewood on a Thursday. Arrived around 10pm. Was on the guest list, so paid $20 for entry. They tried to upsell me to the $100 bracelet for all access,…