I visited on a Monday night, probably stopped in around 8pm, just to kill time while traffic died down. Parking was free, fairly packed but no trouble finding a spot. Entrance was…

I went on a slow weekday(Tuesday). Me and the homies decided to hit the crazy horse after seeing some live music. So pretty much on a whim. Got there earlyish, about 8…

After having a meh experience at Chica bonitas, I hit up baby dolls tonight. $3 cover, $6 or $7 beers. All the usual layout details apply, 7 stages, lots of girls even though it…

As a preface, I primarily visit clubs for the stage shows and less so for privates. That said, I really enjoyed my first time at this club. Arrived at 11pm. Located in a…

Decided to give this club a visit due to the discounted dances on Wednesdays. $20 Nude & $10 topless. Club is a stretch from the freeway in a very rural/industrial area. Pretty much…

Their website says they open at 7pm, Wednesday - Sunday. I stopped in at 7:30pm on a Wednesday evening. The guy at the front desk (apparently the owner/manager?) said he…

I visited HB's last Saturday night. I've been going there for years, and not much has changed. Now however, there is a major change which I want to warn you about. It's…

Doing a mini-ESL tour. Drove by and was surprised to see that Cheeks was open and Wise Guys was closed. They are sister clubs and apparently only have enough staff to keep…

I was staying in Downtown San Jose over the weekend. I had never been before. Overall, downtown SJ is really fun. Good bars, good restaurants, a lot of young professionals out on…

So this is more of a bar party scene with a few topless girls than a strip club. At least if you’re used to clubs with lap dances and contact.…

I visited chicas Bonitas on a Monday- headed out there on a whim, jumped in an Uber. It's a basic room with a main stage, and two tiny stages with a dark area…

Been a while since I visited this club, was bored around 3pm on Saturday and dropped in. First things first: had to show proof of vaccination to get in, and pull the…

The Midway invader is located near the airport, in an industrial area. It is tucked away and at night it feels quite remote. I was in town so I dropped by mid-afternoon.…

Visited The Cheetah Pompano on a Thursday afternoon. Prior to arriving I checked out the Booby Trap. It was decent but didn't find what i was looking for so…

Nice atmosphere, fairly quiet but not surprising for a Monday. Arrived solo. $10 cover, sipped waters at the cost of waitress tips since I wasn't drinking. Stayed 2 hours. About 10 girls…

Went to the club after the eagles game Thursday at 12:30am. To my surprise there we a lot of dancers tonight. When I walked in there were 11 dancers on the lower…

Visited here on a Tuesday night. First time back here since COVID. Mostly seems unchanged in terms of logistics -- valet required ($7), cover ($20 I think), bouncers at the entrance that…