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discussion
started 3 mos ago
Front Room
Staying US side in San Diego
posted by
TimJo

I'm set to travel to San Diego for a work trip in a few days. Any words of wisdom for where to go for a decent experience if I'm not going to be crossing over…

review
published 3 mos ago
Great Friday afternoon with Britney and Maxine
reviewed by
TheHunter0974

9.3

I always frequent SCs during the day. That is when it is convenient for me. I also like the less crowded and I have a few favorites who also work during the day.
I setup…

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published 3 mos ago
This headlights not much better than other
reviewed by
Djongles

5.3

Despite not having an amazing time at another local headlights.. curiosity got the better of me and I decided to try out another one.

This one is at the end of a strip-mall. I wouldn’t…

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published 3 mos ago
Low Pressure Monday Night - Great Atmosphere
reviewed by
MrAnderson1737

7.3

My first review, here goes.
Stopped in late on a Monday night. The place is easy to find, and there's plenty of parking.
When you walk in you are abruptly up against the bar. No cover on…

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published 3 mos ago
Pleasant Time in the City
reviewed by
Steveforfun

7.0

Club information:
It is located in the lovely city of Bridgeport, CT in a rather rundown part of the city. At times there is an individual who says he is there to watch your car. (For…

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published 3 mos ago
Bea
reviewed by
whatshisname

6.3

Went by early on a Saturday afternoon, probably around 1. The club’s location and physical description is detailed in my previous reviews and in a ton of others here. No changes to any of those…

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published 3 mos ago
Chill Tuesday Afternoon
reviewed by
heeres

7.7

I finally made it back to the Playhouse after about a year and a half layoff.
Not much has changed, same rectangular bar, TV’s all around and the dark environment. Well they do seem…

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published 3 mos ago
Flash
reviewed by
McClane

7.3

Been going to FD for too long now. Lost my SC virginity in their original midtown location which is now Sapphire. This location doesn’t match what the previous place had to offer but you will…

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published 3 mos ago
Only place with a decent amount of girls on a week night
reviewed by
HoeHustler

5.3

Went here with a co worker. We walked in paying our cover and then maditory drink. Parking in the rear is pretty nice honestly. Once past the pay wall it a big…

discussion
started 3 mos ago
Front Room
Day shift vs night shift
posted by
basictoken

I always thought night shift would be where the hotter girls are at but I see many posts and reviews in various forums referring to the day shift. What's the advantage? More bang for your…

discussion
started 3 mos ago
Kendra
posted by
dingleberry

Can anyone share what their experience with Kendra has been?

review
published 3 mos ago
Not a total knockout experience
reviewed by
mpv98765

5.3

Stopped by late on a Saturday night. Relatively close to O’Hare airport. There are 2 other clubs right nearby within walking distance. Had free cover after signing up for a text from the website. The…

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published 3 mos ago
Quiet Weekday Visit
reviewed by
wwetzt_89

6.7

First time visit to Desire, gonna try and follow the format as best as possible, so bear with me.

The place was a lot nicer than I thought it was going to be. Parking lot…

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published 3 mos ago
Dirty and smoky
reviewed by
DickyDoo2

5.3

I was in Atlanta for the weekend staying near Seduction and thought I would give it a try. Parked in their lot $10, but no cover. Walked in and the first I notice is this…

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published 3 mos ago
First visit, but not my last
reviewed by
AndyAndy1

7.7

First time visitor on a Thursday evening and I'll be back-PRO #1: Super easy, right off the highway. Like, two turns and you're there. PRO #2: Great parking situation. With all the car thefts in…

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published 3 mos ago
my favorite DC area club
reviewed by
Jimdon

7.3

I have written a review in the past about ebony inn. This place is the best place you can go to with high mileage. This past Saturday I was in town and…

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published 3 mos ago
Relaxing evening with a nice show
reviewed by
genre

7.7

The club is well maintained. In fact the mirror across from the cashier is so clean and reflective, I did not initially realize the cashier was to the right upon entry and not the…

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published 3 mos ago
Monday - worth a visit at BDD?
reviewed by
rawhide2

6.7

I went here upon return from PHX on the way home from the airport.

The profile here at TUSCL is spot on with pricing with the exceptions:

  1. Parking is free
  2. There is a valet service available…
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published 3 mos ago
You will get what you're looking for, but bring your money!
reviewed by
BumHip

6.7

This review is from 2 combined visits. One didn't pan out as well, but I gave it another shot the next day, as I've had good luck in there in the past. So on Thursday…

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published 3 mos ago
Decent visit on a Wednesday - beds in some VIP
reviewed by
TurboDork

7.0

Went in on a Wednesday night about 2 months ago. Others have described the club well, so I won’t take up too much space on that topic. Club was medium size with a center stage…

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published 3 mos ago
Not doing that again
reviewed by
Muddy

5.7

Creve Coeur, IL. Saturday night. Right across the river from Peoria. Area seems safe to me. Right behind a gas station. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Nice guy upfront. Cover is $10, vets free. Walk…

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published 3 mos ago
Will have to come back on a steak day - lots of cuties
reviewed by
ChampionOfAura

6.7

Friday before Easter, looking to find a cute bunny to hop on my lap. I swear the clubs really miss out on uniforms and costumes for the ladies.

Free entrance after flirting with the door gal,…

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published 3 mos ago
If you’re in the neighborhood, but wouldn’t go out of my way
reviewed by
ChampionOfAura

6.0

Place was fine, dance was sexy but I’ve had better. BYOB

Monday evening, about 7 customers and 10 gals. Everybody keeping to themselves. 20 to enter +20 dance band (unlimited back and forth to VIP area).…

discussion
started 3 mos ago
Front Room
Mileage near Paterson?
posted by
sinner4life

Just started working down in the area and know nothing of any of SC down there in Paterson NJ area. Looking for places with decent milage more than just a place to chill. Any recommendations…

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published 3 mos ago
Thursdays are overly crowded
reviewed by
oj4orange

7.3

Came here on a Thursday evening around 10pm. Parking lot was packed, but I was lucky enough to find a spot. At the entrance right outside, I’m patted down by security. After being let inside…

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published 3 mos ago
$10 for Trash Parking Lot! One more lap dance wasted!
reviewed by
mysteryj

6.7

Hello again fellow mongers! Hope you all are doing well and have your popsicles being taken care of this summer! Ok that joke was a bit lame but if I was good with jokes I…

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published 3 mos ago
Small place
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Peoria, IL. Saturday night. Industrial area, seems alright to me, Right next to train tracks. Parking is a little tricky, there's some signs on the buisnesses next door, which looks like most people ignored but…

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published 3 mos ago
Going undercover at the Pony
reviewed by
Muddy

5.3

Peoria, IL. Saturday night. Just came from Dixie Rose. Area seems fine to me, plenty of parking out front. Commercial strip. Walk in, guy checks ID, $10 cover and get wanded in the door. Layout,…

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published 3 mos ago
Quick stop on a dead afternoon but still fun
reviewed by
occurious

9.3

I admit going to a club on a Monday afternoon is probably not going to provide the best experience but I was in the area and had some time to kill. I hadn't been in…

discussion
started 3 mos ago
Front Room
Beyond the Frame: Achievements That Define a Career
posted by
JuneNewman

Every sport has its benchmarks of greatness, but in snooker, few achievements carry the weight of a century break. Reaching one hundred points in a single visit to the table not only showcases a player's…

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published 3 mos ago
Fun afternoon with bunnies!!!
reviewed by
myscx

7.0

Went back to this club on Easter Monday around 3 pm. I was pleasantly surprised. There must have been at least i15 dancers! Very unusual. I'd say most were in their 20s and 30s…

discussion
started 3 mos ago
Front Room
Topless barber
posted by
Womanbarber

20 years I’ve been cutting hair and have been asked many times for a topless hair cut , what would u pay for this from a very attractive and flirty woman ? Jw

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published 3 mos ago
Experiencing a Follies veteran
reviewed by
TheSingularity

7.3

Normally I don't get the opportunity to travel outside of my work or home bases, but I got the opportunity to attend a conference in Atlanta, and knowing that there was lots of fun to…

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published 3 mos ago
You Never Know
reviewed by
OldWhiteGuy

9.0

I have done extensive reviews, reviews with all the girls I've seen, reviews with just the girls I've experienced and now it's the geography, architecture and the events of the last visit.

GETTING THERE
The GPS address…

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published 3 mos ago
Splendor scamming
reviewed by
Good610

4.3

Was in town and decided to give Splendor a try. Location is north of downtown and seemed liked a safe area. Large parking lot, seemed safe.
$14 cover charges. Odd number but…

discussion
started 3 mos ago
Front Room
Stupid Survey
posted by
shailynn

For the sake of entertainment here’s a survey for fun. Please put in your responses.

  1. If you could hang out with a famous athlete (living or dead) who would it be and why…
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published 3 mos ago
A short stop at the LS for some beer & feeling some titties - not the night 4 me
reviewed by
hotcpl2004

6.3

Stopped in to the Landing Strip on a Tuesday night around 10 pm as I had some time to kill. Valet parked for $8, I think. Paid $20 as a cover to get in. The…

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published 3 mos ago
Fun time. I always leave happy. It's my go-to spot now
reviewed by
fjarvitz

7.0

Like many have already said..big pink building off 130 next to the car dealership. Can't miss it. It's dark inside but your eyes adjust. Bathroom is small and not very clean but it serves…

discussion
started 3 mos ago
Asian Dancers?
posted by
TurboDork

Are there any good looking Asian dancers at Centerfolds SF currently? I’ve been a couple times and haven’t seen many - I saw one I think was named Tokyo but didn’t get a chance to…