Quick stop on a dead afternoon but still fun

I admit going to a club on a Monday afternoon is probably not going to provide the best experience but I was in the area and had some time to kill. I hadn't been in probably 4 months so I decided to check it out, all I really wanted to do was kill some time and look at some naked dancers. I wasn't there to get any private dances or spend a ton of money.

I showed up about 90 minutes after they opened, the club shares a parking lot with a strip mall and frequently there is very little parking. A lot of people park around the corner at a fast food place that has an enourmous lot. This time though there was plenty of parking which of course was a hint that it was dead inside. They do a quick pat down and then you pay the cover except this time there was no cover except for an overpriced water, clue #2 that it was dead. Most reviews have already described the club so I won't go into big details; there's a bar to the right, a pretty big stage against one wall, chairs at the rail and small tables around with chairs. The lower priced laps take place in a curtained area past the stage, the much more privates take place in booths behind the tables.

I went in, got my bottle of water and realized I was the ONLY customer in the club. I thought maybe there was at least one guy getting a private but if there was then it was a very long one because I never saw anyone else in the 45 minutes I was there. Nobody was on stage; why would they be? However once I sat down the DJ immediately got someone up there. I definitely felt like a target was on my back and since I didn't want any dances I moved up to the stage rail. The dancers do the standard two songs and mostly get naked by the end of the second. The first 2 dancers were easily 8's the next two were more like 6's and when I left the last dancer was more of 4-5 but I say that because she just didn't seem into it. I made sure that I tipped them more than I normally would since I was the only one there. They were all very friendly but I think got the idea I didn't have a lot of time and wasn't looking for dances.