Stupid Survey

If you could hang out with a famous athlete (living or dead) who would it be and why them? — I’d ask Dock Ellis about pitching a no hitter on LSD. If you could bang a famous woman (living or dead, and in their prime) who would it be and why? (Actress, athlete, porn star, musician, influencer). — I like em pale and thick so… current day Abigaiil Morris. 2007 Alexis Texas. Or 2008 Christina Hendricks. If someone would give you the keys to any new car you wanted, but you had to use it as your daily driver for at least the next 5 years, what would you choose? Has to be a new vehicle, no vintage models. — No vintage models? Damn. I was gonna go for a DeLorean 😂 Favorite fast food/quick serve meal? (example: Chipotle chicken burrito, chips and queso). — Bucee’s brisket sandwich Favorite food you like to prepare yourself? — Steak Favorite specific alcohol drink (beer, wine or liquor)? Which type (examples: Bud Light, Cabernet, Rum and Coke). — Four Roses What is your all time favorite strip club in the continental United States? OK to answer with one that is no longer in business or may not be as good now as it used to be. (Follies would be an acceptable answer even though its been long closed). — Never had better times than smoking blunts at Follies with a phat ass in my lap. RIP.

Surveys like these are often written for the purpose of stealing answers of security questions for identity theft.

For me it would have to be Jake LaMotta, the Raging Bull, because he was so volatile yet, was beloved all over, he loved to hang out and enjoyed a drink, could be the life of the party. My favorite famous woman was Jaqueline Bisset, if you saw the movie The Deep, you'd get it easily. I would go for a new Mercedes AMG-GT 63 AWD, daily driver, great road car, fun to drive, and a real head turner. Not much of a fast food guy, but I do like a slice of N.Y. Pizza. Rib Eye Steak prepared on my Bar-B-Cue Grill, with a Baked Potato and Eggplant served as a side dish. To Drink I like a single malt Scotch like McCallan or a good Bourbon Like Gentleman Jack , on the rocks of course I will drink an occasional Beer usually a Corona, or if they have a Pironi in stock, I'll order that, always bottled beer never cans or draft. I did used to enjoy a good red wine with a cigar, but I quit smoking years ago, and wine just doesn't do it for me without a smoke.

^Favorite strip club would be Spearmint Rhino in West Palm Beach about 10 years ago, now it's a toss-up between Booby Trap or Cheetah, in Pompano.

1. John Kruk - because he always seemed like a down to earth guy and funny.

2. Jennifer Love Hewitt. When she was in her mid to late 30s. When her butt and boobs got big but she still wasn’t fat.

3. Porsche Cayenne Turbo or the new Lexus GX550 although I certainly wouldn’t complain with an AMG GT63 4 door!

4. Shake Shack cheeseburger with fries. Chipotle Barbacoa tacos.

5. Anything in my sous vide, especially short ribs. Almost impossible for me to mess anything up as long as I don’t sear it too long when it’s done. I even sous vide seafood.

6. Amstel Light, Stella / Italian wines - Barolo, Amarone / bourbon neat - one of my favorites ever was Knob Creek. They did private barrel selections that were 120 proof and aged around 14.5 years. Excellent. I have several bottles from all over the country from different liquor stores. Today you have to pay $150-200 on the secondary market for one of those bottles. They were released in 2018. There’s better stuff out there but for me these hit the sweet spot.

7. The short time period where Flight Club had an actual casino on part of their 2nd floor. Get fucked (literally) on one side of the building, then go to the other side and get fucked (figuratively) at the black jack table. It was such a glorious time. BJ for everyone!!!!

Remember the Facebook game where you get your porn star name from your first pet and the street you grew up on, like Rex Lexington? It's kind of like that.

^Damn. I guess I'm going to have to change the AnnetteHaven@TangaLounge1986 password on my brokerage account.

Babe Ruth Pam Anderson Bone in ribeye from Capital Grill Cape May IPA BMW M850i Cheerleaders Philly in the mid 90s

^ sorry - fast food? Shake shack cheeseburger and chocolate shake

Tom Brady - He is the Goat and hot babes flock to him; Rebcca DeMornay - Risky business version - sexiest woman alive; Subaru WRX - Its what I have driven every day since 10/4/2002; Jack in a Box - 3 tacos and a chocolate shake; Gow - Named by drunken friend, a casserole (macaroni, sauce, ground beef and pork, onions, peppers, cheese) with one secret ingredient that no one has figured out in 45 years; Washington Apple; The Inner Room Cabaret circa 2000 with $6.00 laps, super-hot dancers, free shots and full-contact. Honorable Mention - Tanga Lounge. R.I.P. fucking airport.

1. Jesse Owens
2. Heather Locklear. Always
3. Subaru Forester or Toyota Highlander
4. Popeye's spicy breast and thigh, mashed potatoes, and the green beans they don't have anymore.
5. Burgers made from hamburger and spicy Italian sausage
6. Jameson Cooper's Croze
7. Bottoms Up in Louisville, closely followed by Partners Tavern in Erie and Follies in Atlanta

@GMD a highlander or forester, for a totally free car, isnt believable

Athlete: Larry Bird. This would gain me infinite brownie points with my wife!!

Woman: Kim Bassinger in her 30s. If she's not available, Eva Lovia, Amanda Cerny or Leah Gotti could work....

Fast food: BBQ beef rib from the local Rockland's, along with naled beans and potato salad.

Food I prepare: Marinated skirt steak grilled, cut across the grain along with onions, serrano pepper, tomato, and cheese; garnished with crema and guac.

Favorite drink: Classic Margarita or Sangria

Favorite Strip Club: Very dancer/time dependent. Right now, Fantasies in Baltimore, but I would happily take a swing at Hong Kong!

Car: Chrysler Pacifica - has the space I need for supporting my boat habit and has very decent performance.

If you could hang out with a famous athlete (living or dead) who would it be and why them? Mickey Mantle seems like a hell of a dude to go drinking with.

If you could bang a famous woman (living or dead, and in their prime) who would it be and why? (Actress, athlete, porn star, musician, influencer).

There's so many. I would love to fuck Christy Canyon in her prime though. I don't think I'd ever get sick of that.

If someone would give you the keys to any new car you wanted, but you had to use it as your daily driver for at least the next 5 years, what would you choose? Has to be a new vehicle, no vintage models.

Daily driver, I really can't fuck around. I got to fill the tank. I rent a lot of cars, I really liked the last gen Camry, just a couple years back, new ones are not as comfortable. Today I just take the Atlimas, there comfortable as fuck. There's not many cars left out there to pick from. I heard they are discounting the Malibu, I think that's like the last 4 door American car left.

Favorite fast food/quick serve meal? (example: Chipotle chicken burrito, chips and queso).

I try to avoid but sometimes it's hard on the road, I like Dunkin Bacon Egg and Cheese, I don't feel like shit after I eat a couple.

Favorite food you like to prepare yourself?

Cheeseburgers, easy and cheap.

Favorite specific alcohol drink (beer, wine or liquor)? Which type (examples: Bud Light, Cabernet, Rum and Coke).

I hardly drink anymore. If I'm eating German food though, I'll get a mug of whatever the Lager is or lightest one they got.

What is your all time favorite strip club in the continental United States? OK to answer with one that is no longer in business or may not be as good now as it used to be. (Follies would be an acceptable answer even though its been long closed).

I really don't know. Bare Elegance LAX when it was good idk what's going on now adays, maybe it still is. Red Parrot really got me into the game though.

@CopyCatDong: "a highlander or forester, for a totally free car, isnt believable"

Then don't believe it.

1. Famous athlete. Muhammad Ali
2. Famous woman to bang. Marilyn Monroe. This shows my age but as a little boy I knew her as the ultimate Hollywood sex symbol. I will add Sophia Loren as a second choice. 3.New car. BMW M8. I drive a BMW 240i, and the last time I took my car in for an oil change they had an M8 in the showroom. Only $180K.
3. Favorite fast food. Pastrami sandwich on rye. The Breadbasket delis in the Detroit area have the best pastrami sandwiches west of NYC.
4. My own favorite food I make. Osso buco.
5. Favorite drink. Chang beer, drunk in Pattaya, Thailand.
6. Favorite strip club. Flight Club in the Detroit suburb of Inkster. Let's make that 10 to 15 years ago. At that time I practically lived in the Flight Club.

Famous Athlete – Jim Thorpe. I’d like to tell him his Olympic medals and records were reinstated after he died. Bang a famous woman – Not sure how famous she is, Japanese porn star Rena Konishi Car for 5 years – Cadillac CT5-V Blackwing with the 6-speed manual trans, 6.2L Supercharged V8, 668 HP Fast food – Taco Bell. Doesn’t matter what meal, it all tastes the same Food I make for myself – N/A Alcohol – Manhattan, lightly shaken and strained into an old-style champagne coupe. Maker’s Mark, just a small splash of vermouth, one Luxardo cherry. More traditionally made with rye, but I like bourbon, what can I say? All time Strip Club – Bottoms Up, Irvington, NJ. When that place closed, a part of me died. I can’t drive past it anymore because it’s been completely renovated and turned into a nice festive-looking restaurant, which makes me sick.