Reviews

I stopped by Vegas Strip Club on a recent evening. The club has been renovated and expanded and looks very classy. It does have a major design flaw, a stage that is elevated…

OK Gents...... I have been to Tootsie's twice in the last few months.(May and August 2017). Fly down for work for a day or so, and it seems like there is never enough time. Any how during…

I've been a regular to this club for about 7 years . It is pretty much a hit or miss over the last year. Usually Fridays from 2pm to 6pm is the best time to visit,…

Visited Harem Saturday night. 3 stage actiom. Plenty of dancers of all shspes and sizes. Danny Myers is the DJ, who may be the best around in the Midwest. Always keeps the audience informed…

I went here with a couple of friends on a Thursday night. I never eat at strip clubs but this place isn't your regular strip club. You can seat and enjoy a meal with a girl…

A friend and I went into Tattletales on a Friday a little before 7 PM. Similar to my other visits at that time, there were very few dancers and very few customers. Maybe 10 dancers…

This was probably my 5th visit to this club. I'm from out of town, but get to PDX every month or 2 on business. The girls range from 4 to 9s. And…

I usually stop by the Rhino on Wednesdays when possible. Just an FYI, they have deceptive advertising on Wednesdays. The first time I visited this club was in April during this time all couch dances…

On the way to the airport and got a text flight was delayed so I had some time to pass and decided to stop by the Rhino on a Sunday afternoon. Cover was only…

Went a couple a months ago on a sunday night only to find out they made some changes. First - You have to sign up for a membonto your money herwship card to get in. Second…

I've passed this place a bunch of times, finally decided to stop in. It's basically the only thing at the exit, across from a fireworks store. They buzz you in from the lobby, no cover…

Visited this club previously with about 6 girls sitting around on chairs waiting for a chat. There were two blondes, two brunettes & two blacks. I sat with Jackie, a 41ish blonde from Venezuela and…

First time at Scarlett's and I enjoyed the experience. A brief stop on a drive up north so didn't plan on partaking in dances, but the atmosphere of the club was on point. Walk in:…

Walked in, paid cover. Walked to bar, ordered drink. Turned around to sexy Asian/Latina with her hands all over my cock. Obviously the night is off to a good start. We sat down had some…

It seems the daytime shift is the only time I don't end up spending all my money. If I have an hour to kill I come to this place and do that. Parking is no more than…

This club caters to the more upscale tourists and locals in New Orleans - mostly tourists and conventionaires. Most of the managers have been there since the club opened in 1997, and they are easy…

For being the first strip club I ever went to a long time ago, it got me into the strip club scene. And if I were ever in the Chicago area again, I would definitely…

It was time for my semi-annual visit to Playhouse Lounge. On this particular visit, I had a chance to go both in the afternoon and then after dinner. Needless to say, not much has changed,…

Hadn't been here in a while and was in the area. Arrived about 5 PM. There were a lot of cars in the parking lot. Went in and sat near the DJ…

Today while traveling in Tampa Fl, I decided to swing by an old stomping ground...was the Library lounge years ago.Pink Pussycat is the new nsme now sounds good so i entered and sat…

I'll start by saying this place has always been better on weekends, but it was especially quiet and unexciting tonight. Cover was $10. The main stage was not in use, as usual for a weeknight,…

I've been around the country recently and have exp'd a lot of different clubs and vibes. SFL like pompano beach, Detroit, Seattle (not great) and ATL take the exps to the max. There…

I have passed this club a number of times. Actually stopped once but they were closed. Nice on the outside with plenty of free parking. $5 entry for non members but once…

Large club with valet parking and self parking. Paid the ten dollar cover fee and into the club. Had a great waitress that ensured we always had cold drinks but would take them away when…

Although Main Attraction is in St. Pete, it is easy access from Clearwater. The club is on the 66th Street corridor with two other great clubs: Elite and Atlantis. To avoid parking in the club…

Stopped in around 2:00 PM. I had not been in the club for over a year and not much had changed. There was one customer there when I arrived and a couple…

Strolled in with some friends from out of town. Payed the cover and proceeded in. Last time I was here was for the Chavez jr. fight where he got pummeled. The dancers on fight night…

I'll admit I was a bit hesitant to come here because it's Mexico and I hear the scary stories. But now I'm a regular here. I show up and text my atf Jessica and…

I've been coming here for three years and have had some of the best lap dances I've ever had. I've also had some not so good. It really depends on the girl. Some are really…

I follow all the HL reviews and Phoenix discussion topics, so I was not expecting much as I headed into the HL on a Tuesday afternoon. So I was pleasantly surprised when the afternoon…

Traveling from MD to PA on 95, thought I'd try to let traffic pass and miss rush hour. Place looks closed on outside. Bouncer wanded me on the way in, not a good sign but…

I haven't been to the slipper in 10 years, but was in downtown Boston and Centerfolds wasn't open to i stopped in. I sat down and a dancer came up to me, she was very…

Been to the Foxy many times and I must say it is one of the most consistently good clubs around. Drinks are reasonable for a strip club. $9 for a Knob Creek on the rocks.…

I'd read about Follies and ATL clubs in general for a while, so when I was on a work trip there, I built in time to check in out. I came in on a redeye…

So after Bogarts and Henrys decided to up the talent and come here. 8 dollar valet, bathroom troll, and 15 dollar cover is a high price to pay before even getting a drink.mmI sat…

I have been visiting Eden for years. In periods of loneliness or in joy; I have never been treated badly by members of the staff, management, or entertainers. Eden delivers 100% of the time for…

This club has a cover fee of $20 - $10 just to get in, plus $10 for unlimited drinks. (Disclaimer: Because, for whatever ridiculous reason, strip clubs in Washington cannot sell liquor.)…

I visited this club based on the positive reviews. I was not looking for anything extra so maybe that is why I didn't have as good of a time as others. Nine out of ten…

I'm a very average non-threatening guy and this place gave me the creeps from the minute I arrived. The security brute was obviously on some kind of power trip. If I wasn't already out of…

Had an unexpected FRI off so, stopped by on a Thursday night to spread my time out evenly between all 3 spots by here.. $22 to get in.. Lucky for me, it was amateur night! I think…

The only reason I went here was because it's close to my job and it was the only club open when I got off. The dancers were ok. I knew this was a bikini club,…

Back on Friday afternoon in early June I visited Criket for the first time. What drew me to this place is the no-smoking, as reported by others on this site. Given that most…

I stopped into the Crazy horse a couple Saturdays ago, when porn star Adriana Chechik was feature dancing. The place was definitely more crowded because she was there. I got there about 1 hour before…

Stopped in the middle of the afternoon. The club is the east side of a divided Hwy. not easy to get to. It is also in strip mall so at least…

Quirky place, worth at least one visit, but be prepared for the pricing I don't remember what the cover was -- I think it was 10? It was impossible to see inside without paying the cover,…

A few hottie's, to many pigs,skunks, cows and whales. The few hottie's on day shift Haley, and long haired blond with bolt ons were happy to see me. Gave good dances and one provided…

It's a little off the beaten path but worth a visit every so often. It's a bar/club with cheap drinks and relaxed atmosphere. Ladies are generally nice and hot with a few duds. It's probably…

Second time going here. My favorite blonde was there again. She's a easy 9 perfect tits and ass and I'm a sucker for blondes. Like the setup big area for the girls to move around.…

Been here a couple times while in town--the club feels like you're in Vegas or Miami, which is weird seeing its in a really industrial area. Right by Shooters and a couple other nice pregame…

I keep giving this place chances and not sure why. I'm just not a fan. Every time I'm here is almost the same. It is usually a ghost town. Might be one or two other…

I stop in Chicago on most of my visits to TJ and am usually disappointed. However, things appear to have taken a turn for the better. They have done a few renovations; installed a new…

I hadn't been to this Cheetah, usually visiting the Cheetah Pompano when in town. Decided to try Hallandale location and was pleasantly surprised. I think the layout has been covered but I'll say that it's…

Centerfolds's Boston is the definition of a gentlemans's club. You are treated by the bouncer (there is probably a better name) and escorted to a seat (generally of your preference) and he will arrange a…

Went on a Monday there were girls in everbooth, never saw that many before at the same time, they even had the circle stage open that is a rare occasion when that is going, not…

I finally visited this spot after reading many reviews. I have to agree with this club being in the top 40 value wise. I did a lot of drinking,tipping, buying dancers drinks, and plenty of…

There were about 15-18 entertainers at work. 4 or so of 7-8 quality. 8 or so of 5 to 6 quality. Mixed bag on the 8s. One or two sat and…

It's been quite a while since I've visited Blush - and I was there on a Tues evening which would typically be a pretty slow night. As expected, not crowded at all but surprisingly…

From the outside, this almost has the look of another house in the residential neighborhood. Inside, it seems like a small neighborhood bar with a square stage that almost fills the whole room with…

Got there fairly early evening. Cheap 7$ cover. Great atmosphere in the club. Not threatening. Not seedy. Enough customers and girls for a good vibe without being packed.…

I've visited Baby dolls in the past and the place was always full of "Dallas looking blondes" and I have always had a great time, this time stout the music was AWFUL. Some where between…

It was a Tuesday night, so I assumed it would be slow. But not at all! So many dancers roaming and four dancers spread out over three stages and tons of customers throughout…

I enjoy going back to Uncle Joe's more as time goes by. Some of the girls last and when they get to know you everything is easier. This day Gigi and Noel were…

Stopped in on Saturday night. Not much changed from what I could see. Maybe 2 good looking girls out of 10 or so. Lots of overweight ones too. I will try it out again because…

I was in town on business last week, and so decided to stop by the famous House (formerly the Penthouse, DC's only family-owned strip club) after being away for a number of years. It has…

I used to think of Texas Jay's as a solid number three in the area, behind OTB and Silk. Now it's probably number one. The dancers are as hot or hotter, and the value is…

This club is a little cheesy. I wouldn't call it classy, but it is clean and comfortable. The dancers are amazing and there is something for everyone. There is a day and night…

Enter the Chaindog. I have not hung out in this club as a regular in twenty years, not since There were Horsemen. Once apon a time it had the best looking dancers. I came in…

I went back to Sparky's on a Tuesday afternoon to give it one last chance. It was much better this time. Maybe it was because there were different girls in the afternoon. Several girls came…

Club is on the outer limits of Madison, middle of nowhere not much around it that I remember. But I digress who cares about that. Happy hour when I was there with 1/2 price on…

Not as much on the scene as I used to be but Sheer/Torpedoes doesn't seem to have changed all that much. Still Latinas (though I noticed no more Russians) still the same older crowd…

I have been to this place a bunch of times, but hadn't visited since last summer. Stopped by on a Monday night when I was in the area. No charge was a nice bonus. There's…

So I showed up on a Thursday afternoon and the place was happening. Sat down at the bar and watched the POST lunch show. Lots of girls and a bunch of them…

The place is a little... ambitious for the area. Valet parking on a drab strip of 9w, and striving for a lounge feel. Feels weird. But I guess it's nice to have that option in…

I was feeling a little bored so decided to take a trip to Lust for some entertainment. Lust has lots of parking of which 40% is paved. Good lighting. Lots of security. The…

I've been to this club a few times. Always a lot of energy in the club on Saturday nights. Plenty of dancers and both stages had 2-3 dancers on them at all times. There were…

I took my SO here for their first strip club experience. Not disappointing, not fantastic. High cover charge like anywhere in Seattle. The girl onstage when we went in was dead on her feet, which…

This is a bikini bar charging full nude prices. The club is clean and most of the girls are slightly above average but keep in mind that this is nothing more than a bikini bar…

The Tel Aviv clubs are similar. Different from other clubs, go-go girls has an upstair dancing area. You can pick girls and take them to upstairs for dances in a relatively more private (other people…

Been following Fantasy on Instagram for a while now, finally decided to stop in yesterday evening. I believe they have THE best entrance specials for an all nude BYOB. Happy hour Monday through Thursday is…

Dixie Divas is where I go when I'm in the Quarter and when I want to get off. Yes, the girls are almost always on the low end of the scale, and many times…

My folks moved down here 4 yrs ago. This was my 1st time here. Great dancers! Once a month they have an smartest contest. Website said starts at 10 but did not start until 12:30am.…

Stumbled into the place around 10 PM. The bar is very old and run down. The bathroom was disgusting as well. Of the three women we saw working, none was remotely attractive or under the…

So, I've been to the CH in Bedford several times in my life - the atmostphere inside is cool, dark, and metropolitan, and the deck a nice summery get-away or a fire-pitted haven to warm…

Not a bad club quite small for one tho girls were not bad friendly dances were decent and plentiful dj was not good over all an ok night out may go back but probably if…

I recently visited Club 390 after midnight on a Monday. I guess that technically makes it Tuesday morning. This was my first visit back since the remodel. There were barely any girls…

I live about 4 hours north or Portland so whenever I make the trek down I make sure to bring a few hundred in ones and hit up a dozen or so clubs. 205 is…

I went with my friend to this club on a Thursday night, around 11pm. On weeknights they give out a card for free admission, and we used ours from a previous night. I felt slightly…

The key to this club is the wide variety of women available for your viewing and dancing pleasure. The majority of the women are relatively friendly and besides the random entertainer coming by doing…

Ok. Spoiler alert. If you don't mind, read on. Stay downstairs. There's nothing worth it upstairs. Trust me. Even if you have the money. Save it. There's guys who are seemingly pimps, most likely on…

No cover charge for daytime, and no girls on stage, day shift is all about dances, if you get the right girl and have the right attitude. The daytime selection is limited though, and you're…

I've paid so many visits to Adalitas that I've lost track over the years. Lately I've been trying different routines on my Tijuana trips and this one centered around BT. Since I have a bit…

I visited this club with a friend at about 10pm on Thursday. There were about 25 girls on shift, about 10 of those were easy 8s and 9s. Im actually very picky, but these girls…

Truth be told, I'm a REGULAR ( No Shill ) but I enjoy this reasonably-priced Neighborhood Bar offering Bikini-clad or Lingerie Fantasy Dances at the Bar or in the darkened Dance Room. All-Stars is NOT…

I got to the club around 11:30. Paid 12 walked inside and Immediatly checked out the girls. Some were standing towards the back of the club right when you walked in. I checked them all…

I was in Atlanta on business and made arrangements to meet another TUSCLer who was also visiting from out of state. We decided to check out Strokers since we both love chocolate. I've…

...but I made it back to Scarlett's after a bit of a hiatus. It didn't quite feel like old times but it wasn't a bad visit either. The girls were friendly overall but I wasn't…

Went to Paradise as I was heading south and it is the last club on the way out of town. Place was super clean, but it had a weird layout with the bar in the…

This is the only club in Melbourne that allows touching. But again it depends on girls how much and where she allows to touch during a private lap dance. Vip dance costs a whooping $300…

Decided to head back to the CH to see if things changed from the last time. Being right next to Winthrop University I wasn't expecting much since college is still out. Since it's the only…

So, I've had the opportunity to come down to the San Diego area a lot more recently. I've pretty much narrowed it down Cheetahs so I can only compare it to a couple of…