Reviews

When I drove up to the club on Saturday afternoon, I was surprised by the number of cars outside, figured it would be packed on the inside, however the cars belonged to the dancers, not…

They had a cute new waitress. 10$ entry 10$ bottemless drink. The place was dead. Morgan is back with her new tits. Nova was in. She put on a couple pounds but I like them…

I cut out work and for some reason ended up here. Everyone know the roads ae all blocked and it is a pain in the ass to get to. But I found it…

Millstream is definitely my go to place for a night out. You can easily go in and spend quite a bit of money, but it's also great for just a casual night out or to…

Music isn't too loud, lights are kinda nice. Sometimes there are some pretty hot girls here, usually I'd say they're 4-6 territory. They all seem kinda bored, not hustling nearly as much as some of…

I was in Houston visiting family, and decided to swing by Legs before my plans ride out. I hadn't been there in about a year so it looked a little different than I remembered. VIP…

This was a late afternoon visit and the hounds were in full sniff mode with no intention of doing their job. They just wanted to hound you and keep off the stage. I wanted to…

HOTTEST GIRLS OF SF TOPLESS CLUBS / COUNTERED WITH GENRERALLY LOW MILEAGE Review for this topless club covers about 15 visits, thus a large sample size. Timing of visits has been: weekdays mid afternoon; weekdays early…

I rarely ever go to Gallaghers on a Saturday because there was a bouncer (known as Ponytail guy) that watched the dancers like a hawk. It felt weird having some guy staring at you while…

With Penthouse dying and dancers moving to greener pastures, I tried Flight Club. Hadn't been there for over 10 years. I arrived at 2:30. Here are a few facts: - no cover in…

I stopped in Last Sunday afternoon. It is an easy to reach place right on route 46 West near Teteboro Airport. I stopped by Sunday around 6pm. The dancers were friendly ranging from a 6…

So I thought I would try and do something different, so I went to Excape. The Good: 1) Plenty of free parking 2) No cover 3) Nice facility and a clean men's room 4) Food looked good 5) Drinks…

What an awful place this was this time. Just lousy. And I brought a buddy who hadn't been to a strip club for quite a while, and certainly won't be back hear any time soon. A…

EI is the best value in the DC area hands down. Park across the street in the church lot and after 10pm on Saturday I was charged 20 cover. If you get there before 10…

It had been months since I last visited the Dollhouse at this location. Probably back in October.. I didn’t want to wait in traffic so I figured I’d come have a few beers n see…

First review on TUSCL, I am a SC regular for a dozen or so years and just this weekend found this website. Been to Lake City many times but not on Sunday. I…

Like many clubs on the strip, it is what it is. I went a few years ago and the place (and the girls) were in much better place. Overall, it had more good looking girls…

I went to Clancy’s last Saturday in the middle of the afternoon. There were 6 girls working and only about 5 or 6 patrons at the bar. Unlike Football Sunday with happy hour…

Back to back as I was in town with some colleagues. The second night we are in the dining section for Alluvia. I had never eaten there before. It was fine, really…

I keep waiting for this club to get better, and I saw the first signs this past week. I was working in town and made two visits during the room. Both visits were…

Stopped in Carnival on a recent Saturday afternoon and there were 5 girls in the booths this time. It seems to vary between 4 and 7 girls when I’ve been here. One of the…

This is a nice place. It is fairly large and in the middle of the bottom floor are 4 or so big pool tables. They were all occupied by groups of guys. The later it…

Decided to check this place out after hearing this club had some of the hottest girls in the valley. When I walked in it took me a while to get used to how dark it…

I have some time in the afternoons, and I've been here on Thursdays here and there. It's usually a pretty dead time, but personally I think that's a good thing. Definitely been able to get…

Went on Wednesday night and it was bad. Only fugly women but I decided to try one. The girl was short,dark haired with glasses and a well used body. She made a lot of promises…

I stopped into Bandaids on a recent Saturday night. I arrived around 11pm, plenty of parking available, cover charge was $8, it came along with a pat down and an ID scan from the…

I stopped in late Saturday night. the were 3 girls on. 2 seemed to be working the bar and the 3rd on the Dance floor. I was approached by a full figured Latina with curves…

Walked in about 3.00 pm went by huge square stage with big chairs all around it no one on stage. Got my drink from friendly bartender asked if any one was dancing to day. She…

A difficult club to categorize. I like the extras, am pretty flexible on dancer attractiveness, and not fussy about atmosphere. This place had average to slightly seedy atmosphere, a range of dancer attractiveness (maybe 4-7),…

Swing through last night after going out with some friends. Saw a new (to me) girl on stage when I walked in. Believe her name was Athena. Had a nice slender body.…

Went in as always with expectations that I knew I was going to have some fun. Typical cover 20 at the door and 7 dollar red bull. This is ordinary pricing for tampa. Say down…

Decided to venture out to Quality and met up with Star, paid the $60 entry fee. Star told me to undress and get comfortable. The atmosphere is a bit creepy, Star left for about 10…

Quick hit: Currently remodeling, $30/dance, one 9 and a few 6s in terms of attractiveness, won’t be back, Long version: I’m not a story teller. Frustrations included some of the worst table service (drinks) I’ve…

I had a flight out of EWR at 8 PM. I usually park at a lot down the street from Lookers. got there around 4:30pm decided to check out the lineup. There…

Decided to head over to Little Darlings instead of Dreamgirls SoDo. It had been a long time since I’d gone to Little Darlings. When I got there it was a good vibe waitresses were friendly…

I made another visit to Jimmy's on a Thursday early evening. It was much better than my last visit where there were few customers and only a couple of dancers. On this early…

Vibe here is busy but good. Lots of good girls to choose from. There is something for everyone. Weekends can be a bit too packed. It’s just one stage and the lighting is not great.…

I was in the hunt to look for a strip club that I had never been before. The one that I tried to look up was closed however I discovered that this place was…

Went with a couple of guys. All was good. Cover charge was 5$. Drinks were expensive but I didn't drink. Girls were pretty but nothing out of the ordinary. Then I saw this short beautiful…

Ok so I chose Xcape on this night, because of the $10 cover and stuff I’ve heard and read when it was formerly Tequila Sunrise. Ok so I sit down and no females approach for…

we all know the lay of the land.... located in UCITY with a parking lot next to the establishment.. the parking lot if shared by w other businesses.. so a packed parking lot doesnt always…

I stopped here about once a month. Things have changed, instead of being $10 to get in, now they ask you to pay $10 or 15 if you pay time they want you to text…

I was spending a night in Birmingham and had the evening to myself so I decided to checking out the furnace would be a nice way to spend the night. The club is located in…

I was in town on business and decided to stop in for my first ever strip club visit. I wasn't sure what to expect. I had just seen a star trek movie and decided in…

This is the best place in the valley. The ladies are friendly and service is great. The club as three stages main stage and two smaller ones. During the day girls mostly on main stage…

Stopped in for a visit early one afternoon. Of the two clubs in Southgate, this is by far the nicer of the two. This club is cleaner, brighter and has much nicer looking girls.…

Hadn't been in a while so decided to stop by on a weekday evening. I'll briefly touch on layout if you haven't been. Once you pay cover ($5 or 10 i believe), a doorman will…

I was in Battle Creek for a few days after Christmas (yeah, I know -- great timing) visiting family and got away one afternoon for a return visit to Angels, located on King Highway (M-96)…

Stopped in on NYE since I had just gotten into town that afternoon. One of my rare night visits -about 7, give or take. I've described the layout of this club in detail…

Very convenient to get to, within walking distance of light rail. This is Salt Lake City so if you stay up past bedtime (around 11:30), you can say goodbye to public transit...But ubers are affordable.…

First time in miami, decided to hit tootsies. First thought-provoking this place is ginormous. Free parking, door fee was cheap. I go in to check it out. Lots of hotties, with a couple…

I heard about this place, applied and started getting emails a day later. I went on a Friday evening and it was a very relaxed environment. Like others said, no stage...just a bar and an…

Newly renovated, world class facilities, huge. Lots of safe parking in front. They serve food 24 hours a day - and their specials are inexpensive and first rate (how can you beat a…

I started coming here a lot recently. The best days to me are Sunday to watch Sunday night football and Wednesday when they have a $2 crown and down. Place gets pretty packed on Wednesdays.…

Went to Tattletales on a Friday night. They have two stages one in front when you walk in and one down a few stairs by the bathrooms. So the good; Smoothie the bartender is a…

I was in Milwaukee a couple of weeks ago on a Monday night. I first tried Ricky's on State but they were closed around 9:15 pm - completely dark. I then tried Gold Diggers for…

It’s been a while since I’ve visited this peep show and it still excites me to see a couple of full nude women for just a few dollars. Since my last visit, the ownership has made…

Stopped by the club in the evening after 11:00pm. Things seemed relatively unchanged. Cover was the usual $10. There were 8 girls I noticed including different ethnicities. On my scale the girls ranged from 5…

Returned to the Ritz and again on a Monday. As has been written, Mondays are half price. Cover is $10. all drinks, dances and rooms are half price. Many dancers, nice stage shows, but sometimes hard to get attention. Not…

I hadn't been to this club in a while, so I thought I'd give it try to see if anything had changed. 1st thing is the cover has gone up to $20, which…

This will be a short review, since there was very little to report. I stopped in at OGD around 12:30 on a Saturday. Construction makes this place difficult to get to, but I…

If you aren't looking for it you'll drive right by. Look for the lighted Palm trees this place is not meant to stand out. A union card will get you free entry otherwise I believe…

Have'nt been out in a while. Paid Henry's a visit after seeing how bad Bogarts was. Lots of new younger talent. No extreme lookers but very young and sexy. Everyone was in pretty good shape.…

I have been frequenting this strip club since I moved to Sacramento about two months ago. My best friend and I often go, and have a fantastic time with all the girls at night. On…

Stopped here a couple of times last few weeks on early Saturday evenings. As others have described its a old school type small neighborhood type bar. Inside hasn't been renovated in decades but that part…

This is a small town and the club is what you would expect for the area. They charge a small fee to enter and you can BYOB. The decor is something out of a Halloween…

This place has basically become Penthouse South since the curtains came down at PH. I've always preferred the VIP here to the PH VIP due to the PH VIP being so dark. Service is much…

I finally gave into temptation and decided to check out this New York institution. Usually when I go into a club, I sit at the stage, throw some dollars at the strippers on the stage,…

Went around 11PM on a wednesday because this was one of their special days $10 cover and $10 dances. First time here and wanted to check out the talent. It was about 10 girls there…

This review if for three visits, over the last two weeks. All three have been just excellent in terms of quality of dancers and a very very enjoyable time(s) in the VIP rooms. On a Wednesday afternoon…

DG's is my go to black club. I think they have the best black women in the DFW. After not going for about 5 months decided to check it out on a Sunday afternoon. Cover…

This use to be one of my favorite hole in the wall black clubs. The girls were at least average and sometimes you can find a diamond in the rough. $7 cover and dances Mon-Wed.…

its sad that in the great state of alaska there seems to b so few clubs around. being crazy horse saloon is the only alcohol serving establishment other then the great ak bush co. one…

Had not been to this club in the evenings for a while and had a chance to stop in on Friday evening. Got there after 8:00 PM and sat at a table. Place is…

Just returned from my first visit to Club Rio. My usual club is the Hugger in Kokomo. Was going to be going through Indy and figured I would check out Rio after reading…

Had not been to a club in over a month and was down in the south suburbs for work, and was done about 3:30 and decided to make my way down to the 390 and…

Since my last review, I have been back and the biggest change is that they have removed some of the dividers separating the main room from the lap dance area, so you can see into…

Despite living roughly 5 minutes away my whole life I've never checked this place out. I now pass it everyday on my way to and from work. After reading plenty of reviews decide to take…

I was off work so decided to check out the super tuesday at Bucks wild dallas. The place is BYOB and cover was $20 I think. There were a lot of dancers as I think…

Its was Friday day shift… few girls were attractive. As soon i set, curvy Puertorican dark hair D cups came to me (sorry I don't remember her name…could be taylor) any way, I was playing…

Since my other review of a local club went over bad, only because people disagreed with me, I figured I would give this club a try since they recommended it. This is my third club…

For everyone complaining there’s a simple solution hit this place up during the day. Seems like a lot of turnover but I don’t go as often as I used to although I did a double…

A visit on saturday evening about 9:00, It was my first visit. I think the cover was 10 I can't remember. Beer about $5. The place was kinda big. 2 Stages side by side. Kinda…

I am a local here so went on a Friday night. I was packed maybe 80 dancers all over the place. Cover was 8 and parking was free. Entered and went strainght to the bar. The…

Stopped in last Friday night after 11. $5 cover, place was busy but not too crowded. Probably 40 people in the club and about 15-20 dancers. Sat down to enjoy the show. Was approached by…

Went on my lunch break and wanted to see how the new hours were going. The last time I was there at lunch time, there was only one dancer. This time was different,…

Got there before 9 so no cover. The decor is very basic, but the place is clean. The staff is nice, and no scary customers. There was a high ratio of dancers…

Me and a few friends stoped by sammys on a Thursday night and I was surprised by how nice of a club it was. The dancers were pretty and friendly and the bartender was pretty…

Not much into strip clubs so I didn't expect anything. We were in there for a bit 10 minutes when our party got kicked out (which was alright, whatever) but my main gripe was when…

So I stopped in Friday night at 630pm. Parking lot was a little crowded. Walked in to a small crowd at the bar. There was a fair amount of girls walking around. Bartender patty was…

So first of all I have to say that I feel sorry for people of Atlanta for such strip clubs like this. Went with few friends and had a good time with our own company but…

Stopped by the Locomotion for the first time in a few months and had a pretty good time. It wasn't packed on a Saturday night but there were enough dancers (around 20) and customers that…

This is still the best place in Central Florida! The girls from Honduras are to die for! Things have changed a bit with the new ownership, but not enough to stay away. It is lighter in…

Gentlemen, As is usual at Desire, tonight was a complete hit or miss experience. I went to the club at the last minute after debating it all day but ultimately my pervy side won out and…

I became a member of this club about two months ago,. It is a bring your own bottle club and if your not a member the door price is steep,. Is it worth becoming a…

So went on a Sunday afternoon. I always like this place because of the cheap dances during the day. But the $10 (2 for $20) are now restricted to the chairs on the center of…

Went to Venus lounge with my woman the other day. Gotta say, it wasn't the best looking club, but it was definitely a notch above staying at home and watching tv. The nice thing about…

Been out to a few WI strip clubs in the past few weeks trying to break in the new year ... with NO success whatsoever. So we switched up the night, picked the Lake Geneva…

This was my first visit to this particular club. Got there around 9pm and stayed until about 2am. It was a Tuesday and I didn't expect much, but this place just got busier as the…

With recent improved reviews of the Landing Strip, I thought I would check it out. Haven't been here in a long time but things do change so off I went. After mandatory valet and 10…