Reviews

I recently stopped by the Fox to have a beer and relax. The bartenders and staff there are always incredibly friendly and on point. This club is not glitzy like some others but I like…

Guys we need to strike the dancers who don't take off their bottoms on the first, 2nd or 3rd songs. They even have dancers now that don't take off anything. Why would you…

First time here, went a little on the earlier side. Usually I go to the clubs in Tampa where it's all full nude like 2001 and Mons, always expecting a fun time and kind of…

So me and my buddies are kickin it here, when these smoking girls came walking into the club. We all were excited to see some solid talent walking into the club (as the girls…

So I pulled up around 4:30 in the afternoon and the parking lot was full already. Pulled into a spot on the side of the building and went inside after a light pat down from…

Environment of this club is great. Although it's a little dark, I am not sure there are many clubs that aren't. The main floor is pretty big and plenty of seating, at least depending on…

I was driving up the I-95 corridor and after visiting three clubs in Bridgeport I figured I was on a roll so in had one more in me. I figured I would try one…

As soon as you walk in, you trip over a chair because the deepest puts of Hell are lighter than this club. The girls don't talk to you much and they NEVER do tricks. I…

I went many years ago but decided to write a review on the experience. Much like other reviewers here, I was greeted at the door and told who was available and made my choice. At…

Stopped in early on a Saturday evening with some time to kill. Only 3 or 4 dancers, 2 white, 2 AA, all in the 4-5 range. I thought one blonde was hot until I saw…

I've been to this location numerous times, and while it can be hit and miss, in general I've always felt safe and had a good time. Cover is $15-20, depending on the day of…

This was my first visit to Lido. I sighed up this fall but the proper opportunity never arose. I went to the location on the invitation and was met by doormen that checked my pass.…

I had a really brief time to stop in (20-25 min). I was there to see my fave but if she was too busy, I would be out of luck. Fortunately things worked out. ID SCAN. First…

Let's start off by saying that Corey helped me recover from the misunderstanding. Cute, blonde, maybe 30s, and understands the whole illusion concept. For those only interested in extras... no hint of anything…

I haven't been to Stiletto in over 10 years. I used to frequent this place when I was I went to college around the area. The layout inside has changed drastically since then. It used…

Have to call out the previous report is complete BS. Maybe friend from Massachusetts was at another club in the area. Maybe he was the guy who was asked to leave by security…

I walked in to Scores to find an old friend. (Unfortunately I read the email the night before and thought she was at Scores, but she was at Dirty's.) So I get in,…

I ventured south from Seattle once again to visit my 4 or 5 favorite Portland strip clubs. ( 205, Mystic, Tommy's Two, Shimmers and especially Scarlet Lounge). At the latter club I once again…

I was driving up the I-95 corridor and figured I would visit a few of the Bridgeport clubs. This was the third of three clubs that I visited in Bridgeport on this day.…

I arrived after 9 pm. It was not very busy by any means but I paid my cover which was 10 dollars and proceeded to the bar. I recognized some of the dancers don't know…

I used to visit this establishment periodically about 20 years ago when it was called Sensations. I found myself back in the area with a buddy on Saturday evening and decided to stop by. The…

I was driving up the I-95 corridor and figured I would visit a few of the Bridgeport clubs. This was the second of three clubs that I visited in Bridgeport. This is a…

On a Tuesday evening a few weeks ago this club was pretty busy around 10pm. Lots of ladies, some pretty hot. They were definitely better than a couple of the clubs down the…

After paying the cover charge, I was treated to an overwhelming amount of payment plans for this place. They're clearly trying to get your money out of your wallet by giving you as little as…

After reading some decent reviews, I decided to go there few times to see how good the club is. Here my input. Vibe: not as good as other clubs in Seattle. I would rank it at…

I usually go to the Club during by the day but I had a rare nighttime visit last week. I have found that extras during the night shift can be more hit or miss. Not…

We ended up picking the palomino because it was one of the few places where you could drink and have totally nude strippers in Vegas. We arranged a vip table that included pickup at the…

The place is very nice - great stage and bar with drink prices are reasonable. The waiteress I had was very pushy - constantly coming for a drink order if you start talking with any girl,…

$10 to get in on this cold Wisconsin night. Had a seat at the half-circle bar, as I usually do. It was a quiet evening, so finding a seat wasn't nearly as difficult…

I was driving up the I-95 corridor and figured I would visit a few of the Bridgeport clubs. The first was Nikita’s. This is a lower end high mileage club, although your mileage…

Decided to get out of Harrisburg and drive to DC for a trip to Ebony Inn, since I will have hardly any free time for at least the next month (probably the next two). Got…

The site says ‘be wordy’ so here it goes: Baltimore has become a bit of a wasteland with the decline of Players Club, price hikes at Showcase, closure/restrictions in PG county, and disaster that is the…

I stopped by Lust on Thursday after work to chill. The ladies were really hot and I liked that they came over an spoke. I am a black guy so usually dancers stay away because…

Recently I've hit Little Darlings a few times after having some drinks after work. It is conveniently located near my work. I would go to the Deja Vu down by the Pike Place Market, but…

On a Tuesday evening a few weeks ago this place was dead when I arrived about 9:30pm. There were about 3 other customers and 2 or 3 dancers hanging near the bar. No…

I just got back from Foxy Lady in Brockton. I decided to make the drive from Boston because this is supposed to be the best Strip Club in MA. In terms of value, I'd have…

This review is a culmination of all of of my visits (~10 times) since my previous review. I won’t be listing every single visit in the review. March (2nd week, weekend evening): Bouncer was pretty cool;…

Back at KOD, another fine experience. Several dancers stuck out for looks and energy: Sarah, thin tall blonde with glasses, flat chested, sexy and charismatic. Tara is a short, shapely blonde, all American look, nasty…

I was near the area this past Friday and decided to stop by in for a quick visit because I had some time before I had to take care of an errand. Payed the normal…

Haven’t been in a club for 4-5 months - been playing other games. In San Diego Cheetahs is always my go to place. Went in on a Monday night and sat at the rail. Interior…

centerfolds is always nice to me. This is a very mileage friendly place in Htown. The old fat owner is always there and higs the hot blond strippers a couple of whom are not hygenic…

I love going to this place, mostly cause you can have whatever kind of night you want. You can go and chill and have a chill night and have a conversation and a few drinks…

I’ve visited this club in and off for years, and for a while it was my favorite spot. This dates back to the days when I was too naive to realize that clubs a…

Went to Twin Peaks to watch the Michigan game and on my way home decided to stop at Bogarts and have a drink and check out the talent. No valet, paid the $5 cover…

I called ahead to ask if Maya was working and was told that she was. I arrived about 12:30 and paid the $12 admission and stumbled through the dark. There were about 6…

So I went by this place since its near my house but was extremely disappointed. The hottest girl I saw was the person taking the cover charge in the front. There were a couple hotties…

first time at the lido room, they had it at a basement bar in Union Square. about 30-40 girls there when we went mostly 7s with a couple of 8s. crowd is pretty diverse mostly…

Stopped in Landing Strip last Saturday and talent was better. Looks like a couple of nice pickups from Penthouse. Tried out one, a younger blonde with nice tits and a good ass. Good conversation…

Stopped in at Clyman on the way home from work. Surprised by a bouncer at the door collecting a new five buck cover. Did hand me a ticket for my first drink though. The cover…

The new Solid Gold is a little difficult to find. The gates on the main street are kept closed, at least during the day. Unless a monger is inquisitive and drives down a…

I don't frequent this club often but when I do it is about what you would expect for a Columbus club. A couple of notable observations: the private dance areas are in need of some…

Remember visiting this club several years ago it had some very hard working girls. Dances were very high milege, if you know what I mean. Mostly black dancers who knew how to grind.…

OK, so this place is BYOB, and it's located in a warehouse district in a very secluded area in Beltsville, Maryland. I have to give the owners some respect, as they have been in business…

I've visited some clubs before and felt like I wasted my time. But who the heck does this club think they are? $30/dance and she's fully clothed? Seriously wtf? I went…

Came on a recent Saturday night. As you’d expect, the place was packed. It was standing room only. But the talent was disappointing. There were 20-25 dancers but no more than…

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon spent about two hours here. Parking lot was full but only 3 guys sitting at the bar. Dancers were Vera probably best body all of the dancers that work…

Had to stop for the night so I decided to stop by here and see what they had to offer. Paid cover went in sat down and waitress came over to take my order. After…

I was passing by the area at about 1:00pm on a Sunday afternoon, about one hour after opening time. The parking lot was fairly empty so I figured it would be a crap shoot.…

I do not go here often but when I do I swear it's like being in the movie groundhog day. I walk in I see the same older lady bartender to the left and she…

I hit the Inner room around 1:00pm on a Thursday. There was no one at the door so no cover charge. I was told by the bartender that I was entitled to a free shot…

I was in the Space Coast area just after the Heavy Lift launch enjoying being out of the cold and snow. The week before, I had stopped in to the Red Leapord in Satellite Beach…

Was in Portsmouth for business during the day and decided to hit this place up instead of fighting traffic to get back home. Got there around 9pm and only 3 girls working. Cover is…

My friend and I visited Flight on a Tuesday afternoon. We got a booth for the 1st time. There was no cover since before 7pm. But a booth was $20. The…

OK, so I don't want to be mean, but I've been to Crystal City Restaurant at least a dozen times (mainly because I used to live literally one block away from it), and it's just…

I have reviewed this club a few times. I always say I won’t be back but find myself here every few months for a change in scenery. This afternoon I stopped in on…

I've been to this club on four separate occasions now, both during the week and the weekend, late at night and earlier in the evening. Every time, the women are smoking hot and the dances…

This place is basically a trash heap. The whole place feels crowded and cramped. The dancers in there are obnoxious, especially 4 Latinas who have absolutely no manners. When I walked in, I was greeted by…

Cool little unpretentious spot to come and rub on some booties. I went on a Friday right around 1pm, they hadn't long opened up. Quite busy though for an afternoon. I had my usual double…

I have showed up here a few times, and it doesn't get any different I do think that this is the best place to get a lap dance. And I'm in opinion you should go…

I visited this strip club for a friend's birthday. It was 5 of us with two girls. The club was almost empty. We wanted to sit on the nice couches in the back but we…

I usually go to a different club, however A favorite of mine moved over here so I have gone here a few times lately. About a week ago I went on a Sunday night, my…

If you want to visit a club in Ensenada, this might be your best bet. Its easy to find, large, has an actual bar, a large 2 pole stage, and an extensive upstairs…

The Palace is actually 2 clubs. The front is a bar that serves alcohol and has bikini dancers. Some are decent but this is not where to spend the night. In the…

I have been visiting this club for the last month or so, I know most of the girls there are probably on drugs or something, but the last time I was there I did…

Other reviews have covered the connection between many dancers here and Taboo down the road. Lust is in an interesting zone where it wants to give off a high-class vibe but you remember that you're…

Every few months I check out the Gold Club hoping to find something different and every time I end up disappointed. This is probably by far the nicest club currently in Memphis and…

This actually covers two visits. The first was a Friday night. I stopped in around 7:00 hoping to see some early evening talent. As Lee Corso would say "not so fast". Very disappointed in what…

I have been to this club about 5 times and I plan to visit again. It is relatively clean with average lighting. The music can be loud at times and the DJ is hard to…

Quick 24 hour flight in/ out for a business trip. After Papi turned me on to this place it is my first stop anytime I get lucky and travel to this area. I haven't…

From last Saturday - We first met for dinner at a place I never heard of Crescent Ballroom - gee this area near downtown is really thriving. We ate outside with the Latin dancers…

I went here on a Friday night around 11 pm. There were 8 girls working. A mix of thick and fit girls ranging from 4 to 7. Got a 3 dollar pbr and sat at…

Went on a rainy day so it was pretty empty in there. There were probably 3 other customers and around 7-8 dancers. It was a pretty clean looking club, looks better on the inside…

I had the unusual experience of being in the Space Coast area of Florida on a Sunday afternoon. I had not been in this club for a long time, since before the name change from…

Based on the up and down reviews since my last visit to this area I wasn't sure on what to expect. The dancers were mostly average with a couple lookers, hence the slightly above…

I stopped in after some work I had just finished in Akron decided to stop at this place to hopefully have a few drinks and get a few dances before going back to cleveland. The…

I just got back from LD's and still had TUSCL pulled up on my PC so why not write a review. I had selected LD because I had already had plenty to drink at the…

I went here with some old friends to have some drinks. The beer selection here is superior to other clubs in the area. Best looking girls in the Metro Area easily. The lack of VIP…

Last weekend I was at Foxy Lady Brockton and met a wonderful young dancer who was working her second shift. She lives a good 3 hour drive away and has a full time M -…

There is a reason why the Flight Club is one of the most reviewed clubs on TUSCL. It is a great club. If you live in the Detroit area, or visit the area often, you…

It was a Thursday. I was drunk after partying for hours on Mill avenue. I decided to take a chance and visit Dream Palace. Got there, paid the cover and went in. To start off,…

Earlier this month I went on a Wed afternoon. There were at least 6 dancers but I only knew Maya. Only two came to chat. A newbie Spencer (AA 6 30yr with…

Had to stop by to see if they had a VIP room like everyone was saying and yes it is true. You pay 25 for the VIP room and whatever you and the girl discuss.…

Was a 20$ cover, there was about 15 girls. Packed house with all types of different nationality girls. Nobody hounded us for tips or dances, they were all pretty chill. Girls were average in terms…

I was told by a Fort Wayne monger that Bleu Diamond changed names after the most recent gang shooting. The club sign now reads Club Royal. The exterior building hasn't changed since my last…

After a one year absence I was hoping for so much more as this used to be by far the best club in the country - when you walked in there was a "wow" factor...so…

Visited this club recently. They did a bang up job remodeling this old tired club. It is pretty much laid out the same but It looks sensational. It has a red and black theme.…

Bailed out from the Interstate as the traffic was way too heavy, so I decided to check out the brew and dancers at PM. Entering in dim lighting, I could see a heavy Latina grinding…

You can spend a little bit of money and it will go a long way. There are lots of dancers out on the floor, which is convenient and most will approach you to talk to…

I’m just kidding with the review title. A buddy and I were in the area fishing and decided to stop. Hertel, Wisconsin is out in the boonies and calling the town a wide…

I feel obligated to share this review. Was very crowded in the parking lot I assume due to spring break, but there was a guy outside and he pointed out a spot after asking…