Reviews

This place was a whole new experience. As stated by others, is in the middle of nowhere, I mean nowhere. Was Saturday night, arrived about 11. Building from outside looks very small.…

Me and my good friend went out a little early, around 10pm, to get some dances before bar hopping. I was visiting from Fort Worth and he recommended Spearmint for some of the hottest girls.…

Decent value pound-in-the-pot place, especially as the drinks are on a par with normal London prices. The pub is clean and modern. The girls are pretty, of varied appearance, and attentive but not annoyingly so. They'll…

Decided to take a look inside since I haven’t been to DD in years so I paid the $15 cover fee and $5 for a drink sat down and was the only guy in there.…

Was in Altoona for a meeting and decided to make an evening of it at Coconuts. The club layout has not changed. Still in a fairly save industrial district with not many homes nearby. Parking…

I’ve said it before but it’s the only option in mid Michigan really. I recently hit day shift a few times but I will review 2 of them. First time I stopped in to hopefully…

The place has a nice building, but needs dancers to fill it. Small parking lot to the right. Moving sign is advertising for dancers, will train. Walked in the front door, got ID checked and…

Went on a Thursday night after some light drinking with my buddies. Grab a six pack of cans and headed out there to take advantage of the byob. Paid $9 to get in which I…

I popped into Honey's wednesday afternoon. No idea why, looking for fun, I suppose. To start, the place is in an old bank or something. The parking lot around the area is enormous. It's also bombed…

I have been to Heavenly Bodies 3 times in my life and only once can I say that I have had a good experience. The drinks are cheap but that's about the only good…

I am usually a day-timer here, but found myself in the area on a recent Friday night. There were probably 15-20 dancers working and an equal number of customers. The quality of the girls seemed…

So I was out near Philly for the week and after hearing lots of "interesting" reviews of this place I decided that I had to stop in and see for myself. Driving down the road…

Stopped by on a recent Saturday late afternoon / early evening, around 6 pm. Had some fun here a few years back and liked the low-key setting and feel of the place - more of…

First of all, I stopped by on Tuesday around 3:45pm and the parking lot was almost empty. I went in and it was empty inside also, even though they open at 3pm. All I saw…

Many will dispute that claim, but Inner Room has fallen off the cliff in terms of what dancers are willing to do in the club since the management change. Inner Room bartenders are still the…

Perfect 10 always seems to have the best looking dancers in Austin and this night was no exception. The place was hopping on a Friday night but I always seem to draw the attention…

Arrived around 10:30pm used Uber -so didn’t deal with parking there, which I think Is $15. Walked in, paid $15 cover per person. The girl at the register was attractive and friendly. The bouncers/Manager’s were…

This is my 3rd attempt in posting a review where nothing gets posted. Maybe the website's placed me in some form of blacklist. Same rotation of dancers.Over half of them are overweight. Not too pretty. No…

I've praised this club after previous visits. I decided to head over there late on a Monday afternoon expecting a similar fun experience. Boy, was I surprised. For stretches during my visit, there were more waitresses…

I used to almost frequent this place, but haven't been back in a while. I decided to stop by after going out with my friends this week. The club hasn't changed since the last time…

Been off the grid for a while but finally had a last minute overnight trip to D.C. for business, stayed in Arlington, just a few blocks away from CCR. Didn't have a car so…

I went mid afternoon around 2 or 3 the place a good amount of patrons just relaxing I guess n it was my first time ever in this club.there were like 8 dancers working they…

Ok some people hate on this place, but I kinda enjoy it in a weird way. It's like a dive bar, but for strip clubs. It's nothing crazy, but it's fun to have a drink…

I've wanted to visit Devil's Point for a while, and finally took the opportunity late on a Saturday night. Honestly, I'm not sure what all the fuss is about. The dancers are definitely super hot,…

A buddy of mine was in town and wanted to go strip clubbing. He wants to drink when looking at naked women, so that leaves out Mons Venus and Ybor Strip.…

Decided to swing by one evening where i had nothing going on. Had some money to spend, but that doesn’t mean I’ll burn it away either. The place was packed with dancers, but there wasn’t…

I heard Tuesdays and Thursdays was $5 LDs so I figured I had nothing to lose. At the door she asked if I was from out of town, staying at a hotel. After showing her…

Went after midnight on a Friday on a whim. This club is a lot less raucous then say Baby Dolls, but I view that as a positive. Most dancers are lookers, and there…

I've been to the cricket a few times now and each experience has been different. I've gone twice in the evening and once during day shift and honestly thought it was more fun during the…

PK has become my go to club as of late. cover is usually 10-15, however since ive been coming here more frequently i have gotten free admission passes from the waitresses and dancers( ask and…

Second visit ever to diamond dolls, on a recent Monday night in early April. Club had not changed a bit since my first visit about a year ago.... Pros of this club: I find everything…

My company needed a rep to go to Philly, so I volunteered, just to get back to PH. I rented a car, so the trip from Philly was about 45 minutes. I got there a…

Back in Chicago, so I thought I would try my favorite club. In the past, I have had a pretty good time here. Showed up around 10:00 and the club was really dead. Less…

Spent a few hours visiting the hole. Found it t be moderately plessant. Got to know Jenny who is lovely and a grest conversationalist. her back room performance was adequate but wanted an exorbitant tip…

Having a gap in my afternoon, I decided the highest and best use of time was to see some naked girls and check out a new club. I'm glad I did. Paid the 10$to enter and…

After a very disappointing visit to Atlantis, I made the short trip over to Club 390. This used to be one of my favorite clubs in Chicago, but had fallen a bit in my…

I live in Battlecreek and thought of checking out Angels in Kalamazoo . I went to the club around 09:00 pm . There are at least 15-20 dancers and may be 25 customers. The cover…

After reading a lot about this club, I've always wanted to visit. I've been to Atlanta several times travel between Nola and Bmore, Blaze is kinda out of the way. So usually I would…

I ventured in on a night when porn actress Bonnie Rotten was the feature performer. Underwhelmed with her show, but the local talent more than made up for it. Only $10 at the door, which…

I have been to CHEETAH many times. The girls are mixed. You can find whites(rare), blacks, cubans, venenzula, mostly latinas. Most of them know just basic english. Coming to the girls, i went to this…

Stopped in on another Friday night after a couple month hiatus. Unfortunately, I still haven't figured out their shift change and I showed up right in the middle again. During shift change there…

$20 cover. Only me and 2 other guys on a Monday night. I had to check in my baseball cap for $2. Just ridiculous, especially on top of the $20 cover. If…

This is my first visit to this club. I got there around 4:00 PM Saturday. It was little bit crowded with tons of girls working. I never seen these many in any of the clubs…

First time to Follies and came back the next night. This club is like no other I’ve been to. Mostly rap/hip hop, mostly Latina and AA dancers, and 420 friendly. Dancers are…

Finally got a chance to go back to the playhouse for the first time in a while. I had a day off and figured I should check out the hype surrounding the afternoon shift since…

Walked in to Sirens on a Tuesday in January for the first time. The club was pretty decent looking not dirty or run down. They played mainly rock, rnb and some safe hip hop remixes.…

So, I was in Orlando for business for one night and knew I had to make the most of it. I had read on here about how all the clubs in Orlando were a…

Found myself in the southern part of AZ, so after getting settled in my room decided to hit SC to compare it to PHX area. TUSCL had 3 close to my location...Venom, TD's East and…

Happened to be passing the Velvet Touch in Mt Morris so I thought what the heck, lets check it out. I was the only customer in there. There was a girl working the counter and…

So I was in Dallas and visited both BD Dallas and FW. I'll write the Dallas review shortly. I have been to BD FW before. I got there around 9 PM or…

Had a good evening at PT's. When I first arrived at the club it felt a little slow, but as it got later into the evening the club seemed to fill out and the dancers…

Was in Detroit over a Monday and Tuesday, a few weeks ago, made my way to the FC. Monday late afternoon and evening was kind of ok, no one really spectacular, so I cut…

Had a very strange, but strangely enjoyable evening at Softails! A friend and I were camping in the area and decided to Uber over to a nearby club. We tried the only other club in Deland…

Never been, but as soon as i stepped in friend paid cover $$. We were led to some chairs near the stage by hostess. After about 5 minute some Slender fine latinas and young 19s…

The Penthouse Club is now advertising that they will be reopening on May 11th from their shutdown. They are also advertising a whole bunch of porn stars as features including Tera Patrick and Stormy Daniels.…

I’ve had many much better visits to TTs in the past. Went there on a Tuesday at 7. About 8 dancers working. No cover and no valet when I got there. Struck up a conversation…

The Gold Club is located in a safe area, mostly commercial or industrial. The parking lot needs some work, there are some potholes which can cause significant damage. I have seen the daytime manager…

Visited on a rainy Wednesday afternoon. Free parking, no cover. $9.00 mixed drink. Delicious Turkey club served for lunch- complimentary. Fairly busy for a Wed afternoon, nothing out of the ordinary. Customers a mix of…

Made a quick visit to the establishment of Penthouse Club in the city of Philadelphia. Despite it being day-time, there were several decent looking strippers to choose from at the club. The vibe was a…

Having not been to Sinsations in awhile, I decided to try my luck there this past Sunday night. Got greeted by the door by Isabella formally of the Dollhouse. Paid my $10 fee and got…

Haven't been to this club in quite a while. It is often slow and sleepy. Went in at about 10:30 and was immediately surprised. It was actually pretty busy with both customers and dancers. The…

I was in the area and club Skinn was one of the few Portland clubs I'd never been to so I figured why not give it a shot. First thing I noticed was the club…

I had a good and a bad experience at expose several weeks ago. This club is kind of messed-up as lacking necessary management. I heard the female manager retired from club in April. Back to my…

This is my second time visiting, Jumbos. I really enjoy it as it kind of removes the "sleazy" feeling you get walking into a normal strip club. You get to sit in a hole in…

Was in Montego Bay for a wedding and came here the night before the ceremony with the groom and the other groomsmen. The club is located outside of "MoBay" and was in an industrial…

The Oakford is the Oakford, whether they call it Scruples or not. The girls are average to a little bit better than average. Anyone that looks super hot usually comes crashing down to ok by…

club is good size and many girls. they tip walk which can be gay. decent lappers w/good mileage. I have a lot of experience with strip clubs from around the country. Last night I ventured…

I've been to Spearmint Rhino a couple times before their expansion. Went again on a Sunday night with my gf and called the limo and was given a free ride to the club…

Traveling through Akron on business I decided to stop by this club and cross it off the list, I didn't expect much and didn't get much as they were changing shifts and their…

I don't go to strip clubs alot, only once in a while for special occasions, and this happens to be one of them. My other experiences have been once in NY, once in Miami, and…

Apparently Wednesday night is a no-cover charge night, so admission was free, after a quick frisk and ID scan. The interior is nice, with a stage surrounded by chairs, as well as tables with…

Got across the "old" border at about 7pm. First stop was a the closest pharmacy. I remember a while back I picked up a 20 pack of 5mg Cilas there for about $70 American. This…

After a mediocre Thursday evening visit to Criket and H8. Since I already had a great time earlier in the day at Landing Strip I wasn't looking to try out some dances until later,…

Stopped by around noon before the valet. There were many high tops available on both the sides. Surprisingly the club was slow and kinda dead until 2pm. Hightops and bar was pretty much open. Not…

I stopped in on a Tuesday evening. It was very slow. I paid the $15 cover and entered. Only a few customers and zero dancers when I arrived. I had no where to go so…

After a mediocre visit to Criket on Thursday, I decide to head to another consistent club from last year, H8. Being a Thursday the place was not that packed. There were about 9…

I have lived a few minutes away from Hanky Panky for almost 7 years, but I never go because it's only topless, and there's full nude (Cheetahs) near where I work. I got off early from…

I went out with my young and delicious sugar baby wanting to show her a sexy time at the Lido Club but we were denied entry so...Plan B: Sapphire on 39th Street! My girl had…

Came in the middle of the Evening on Thursday and there were a ton of hot girls! The place is pretty dark, and I'm comparing to other strip clubs I've been to. Took a while for…

This place was awesome! My wife and I visited for our 5 year anniversary and wanted to give it a go. We got the couples package and a nice limo came and got us.…

Had a few spare moments and bucks, so I stopped through on a Tuesday afternoon around 5. There were some cars outside, so you always hope that means someone else is in the club.…

As I’ve said before, some of the day dancers at GGC are a total waste of time - chicks with bad tattoos and pancake tits who don’t get fully nude and seem bored on stage.…

Stopped by about 2:00 in the afternoon, and the parking lot was almost completely full, figured thew would be busy. Walked in and was met at a rope by a gal who directed me…

I usually go every couple weeks on a Friday around 630 pm. If you come at this time the club has been pretty empty. You should not have a problem getting the girl you want.…

When I walked in, there were 5 girls working and all of them were better than 6's. I sat down near, but not at the stage, and was approached by a dark haired, short spinner…

My wife & I went on a Friday evening from 7:00 pm until 8:30pm. All we could see in place were 10 or 12 people in the place that included the waitress & barmaid .…

WARNING: I might have gotten a liiiittle carried away with this one so if you want the TL;DR version, skip to the bottom of the ROS. You know that ONE girl in high school that…

Stopped into Trumpps for the first time a few weeks ago on a Wednesday around 7 PM. The valet was cool and they even have a large covered lot, gave him $10 ($7 valet with…

Second time here and still uncertain about this establishment. During day they are not overly pricey for draft beer in fact I think I paid $3 per beer. Overall layout is nice with a double…

This review is of a visit to Treasure. Club - Gold and Silver on Saturday April 7, 2018 from about 9 to 11 pm. I was unexpectedly in Roanoke that night, having taken a…

I had had fun a few times prior at this club. This time however may be my last. Don't expect much and take a shower after you leave. Floor dance are $10 but the girls…

Door Fee was $20 which they offered to reduce to $10 if I sent them a text...No Thanks! They made me show ID and checked it with some machine even though I am visibly…

Went here while looking for something different on Fulton. I generally hit up these clubs for an hour or so during the day trying to get in and out, looking for what I want, getting…

I first went to this club last year and didn’t have a great experience. I was back in the area and This time was surprisingly better. I only went because I called and they said…

Jr’s is tucked away in the north BX by countless auto mechanics and industrial sites. The club is pretty consistent in atmosphere alternating between the day and night vibe. Daytime is slow and friendly with…

I’ve been going to Blush/Wild Zebra’s for a couple of years now. This night was like most, with a range of girls that are absolutely hot to some that I would rather watch paint…

I hit the Crazy Horse on a Friday late afternoon/early evening. It was far from packed, but certainly not the quietest I've seen it. Even a couple people planted by the stage tipping. Two dancers…

Back in Cocoa for business. Stopped in - still really dark inside. Relatively crowded for a Friday. Scanned the room and saw only one familiar face - one of the Phillipinas that…

After visiting in the afternoon a while ago, I decided to see if evenings were any better (7-9pm). My review on the afternoon visit is below, but in a nutshell there were only a few…

Stopped by for a beer. There was a hand written note taped to the door; "Sorry, we're closed." A week later, I happened upon one of the Blondie dancers at another local…