Reviews

It was...fine. It wasn't the best club I've ever been to. I paid $20 at the door. It was slow when I got there, but it was kind of early, so I wouldn't hold that…

Tuesday after a Phillies game, is a decent time to come here. The cover on Tuesday is only 5 dollars so you are already coming out ahead. They have way to many specials. I can't…

Stopped in for a quick visit. Not many people when arrived maybe a couple. Around 7 girls there all decent couple very hot. Not long after sitting down approached by "fun size" girl. Probably a…

Hands down best strip club I’ve ever been to in my life. It’s definitely not the nicest facilities as I believe the sapphire in Vegas is probably the largest I’ve been to but I mean…

I visit this spot when I’m driving up to Boston. Always early evening on a Thursday or Friday and sometimes late afternoon on Sunday. Always a great and chill time. Sometimes girls…

I decided to go here because I had some time to kill. I know Cleveland strip clubs aren’t the greatest but I had the time. The first thing you will notice is that this club…

The Cove is hard to miss driving past with its unique building shape and often hilarious signs. Drinks are strong and inexpensive, and the girls I talked to were all friendly. There are many girls…

Stopped in here on a Saturday night about 11. Wasnt planning to spend much money unless I had some pretty strong talent convince me otherwise. There was a biker gang of sorts in there so…

Been coming to his place off and on for a decade. Standalone small club just off the road, down the street from the flight club ,also close to Henry 8 . The interior had…

If you have ever been here before, you know there are several times when it's a complete waste of time. I have visited on days when there are only 1 or 2 dancers.…

I have been here several times over the last 6 months. It is a decent place and the girls are nice enough. The problem is a lot of them speak very little English,…

Saturday afternoon, tried cricket fist and then BT's. Not much was happening there. Only about four girls there, none was really attractive. Only one came over and I wasn't interested. I left there after about…

Dropped by the club hoping to see some regulars. Layout of club has been described, but I call it a mini-Dreams in that it is a wide open space with couches around the edges; bar…

Went around 10pm..paid cover and head to the bar. Drinks were around $15 .. relaxed few minutes before I was approached by a tall russian blonde. She was gorgeous and we had fee $20 dances…

Why do all Chicagoland clubs have to suck so Bad,? This club has been in a time warp for over 20yrs. I stopped going here years ago but stopped in recently because I was early…

I've been going to this club for quite some time now, and I've reviewed it a few times too (some great stories in some of those reviews lol), but the club basically has remained the…

The layout of the club is nice enough, no poles which is kind of cool because watching poll tricks is the most boring thing I can think of. There’s either one or two girls on…

This is my "go to" club, so I'll go light on the info of the layout. Parking is very good, access available through a quiet side street or A1A. Entrance to the club is on the…

Thanks the the reviews on this site I had a pretty good idea that I should hit up COI on my business trip to Pasadena and it didn’t disappoint. I flipped a coin between…

Decided to visit Babes recently on a Saturday afternoon. It was about as crowded as it was on my previous visits. Pat down at the door, no cover charge. I’ve only visited during the day,…

My full review turned out to be very long and detailed, so I broke it up into 3 parts. Expect Part II soon. INTRODUCTION: A couple of months ago I resolved to save up money and embark…

Well well well! This was predicted by many almost a year ago, and it finally happened. This club recently decided to try to become "upscale", but all they did to change anything was raise the…

This was my second visit to New Locomotion. Last time I was in the area I visited on a weekday afternoon. The club was virtually empty, but one cute dancer made it worth the visit,…

This club sucks, its downstairs you walk in and the club instantly makes you feel uncomfortable it looks like something seedy happens here, the drug addict bartender they had working this day sucked too a little…

I stopped in last Friday evening to what appeared to be maybe a little more of a crowd than normal. Not sure why, and I never really questioned it. What I did question…

Visited the club with a friend of mine. It was around 3:30 and there was around 7 or 8 dancers. I sat down at the stage that is located directly in the center of the…

Most Tricks on the scene don't do the bareback with these girls but I do, everything from the quick trash BJ on garrison ova west to the girls doing BBFS OTC from Delilah's up in…

Went on a Sunday night. $10 cover plus a mandatory $12 "open bar" of soft drinks. (The place is full nude, so apparently there is no alcohol allowed.) After the fact, it was revealed that…

Paid a visit to Blaze after work Monday. I pulled up to the club around 6:30 P.M. The parking lot looked full. There was no charge for parking yet. There was also no cover charge…

So the trick to these clubs on the block like Jewel Box or Chez Joey or Circus is that they don't suck. These are not your typical Ritz, Hustlers or Golds Club where you sit…

This club has been on the down hill since I started mongering last year around this time, I should have started posting reviews then but here goes nothing... $10 to enter unless they only have 2…

Stopped by Ricks on a Friday afternoon for lunch. It's in the middle of an industrial area, so it's quite interesting to find. Not sure how sketchy the area is at night, but during the…

Decided to stop by after hearing that my stomping grounds are closed (Pacemaker ans Paradizio) Clib is located on the corner of a busy road. The neighborhood is among the worst in Irvington…

Drove by after coming in from a flight and decided to stop in to see whats happening. Felt slow for a friday night but there were a couple of cute spinners though most of them were…

I went on a Thursday evening and before I could see where I was going because PT's is so dark I was approached by a dancer wanting to know if I wanted to spend…

I stopped in late Saturday. Quite a few girls working,.both stages active. There were a lot of low quality girls that night, I had to decline several dances. As usual, the best looking girls were tied…

Ever since moving to San Francisco, the first place I would hear of was Mitchell Brothers, so I decided to go check it out. I went on a Monday night, around 8PM to get the…

Got the hook up from my friend who is a promoter and got a two bottle package with one of the better booths, entrance and transportation included for 895. Got to the club around 10:30…

I have been here a number of times over the past year. Things were starting to get better. They had 2 different bartenders. Judy, big hugs and quite friendly. She worked Wednesday Thursday and Friday.…

After getting passed over for dances at the Landing Strip. I decided to hit up Flight Club instead got there around 6ish still before cover charge and immediately went to the bar. The place wasn't…

This is a nice little full nude club that serves alcohol in Lexington. Lapdances are $30 each or 4 for $100. Sometimes they run a 3 for $75 special with merchandise. They also have VIPs.…

$6 on a beer and $5 in tips (on parade) and I spent waaaaaaay to much. Awkward set up. Ling recrange bar when you walk in. Not sure where they do dances as there didn’t…

I was here a few weeks ago and couldn't believe the lack of action. There was one dancer and about 6 customers, all of whom spent their evening watching a baseball game on tv.…

Went on a Monday afternoon. The layout has been pretty well described but don't expect any kind of high end club here. Furniture and inside has not changed since they opened. Bar to the right…

Was here with a friend last Friday afternoon - 5:30ish. Fairly crowded but got scooped up by two women as soon as we walked in the door and guided to a booth where an…

Like most of The Block, Club Harem is a hit or miss. During the day, the talent is usually lackluster, including drugged out or very bony looking dancers. However, there was one time where I…

I have been to this club many times in the past. This is the first time I left feeling disappointed. There were plenty of girls working. The hustle level was high.…

So, I think 2013 was the last time I visited the Evans location. I was quickly reminded why. I took Uber this time as to not deal with parking Hell, but the club was packed…

A friend returned to JAX and not wanting to travel over the river we stayed local and checked out NSG. Only handful of customers maybe 10-12 and 5 dancers. I noticed my favorite Carmen sitting…

I was visiting the Lake of the Ozarks with some friends. We were going to to go to another club but this one caught our eye by the well lit outside. We walked…

Decent little bar in a not so great place of Baltimore. Bottled beers are only $4 and the girls are decent--they get fully naked also. If you are in the area then it could be…

I have been going to Downtown Cabaret in Minneapolis (DTC) for quite some time and used to get VIP in the standard rooms for $600 per hour plus drinks and tips. The girls will…

I was in Phoenix for a day and picked Bourbon Street based on the reviews. I was super happy I went. Walking in it took a full two minutes to acclimate to the…

I try to visit at least once when I am in town and even though it is usually not a long visit, I have a couple girls that always remember me. S***i is one that…

It was a hot day. I was driving by the area and decided on a quick stop. The club is a little dark and some of the blue / uv lights make it even harder…

Went back for first time in a year, the usual solid place. Euro dollar train but they are all thin and mostly pleasant to be around. Usually only 3-5 American whites, black or latina combined…

although it was friday night I was able to find parking on Market Street, maybe 30 yards from the bar. Outside was a poster saying " New Girls " Seems I have seen that sign the…

I have been to this place many times and you can almost always at least say it is ok. As a bikini club the amount of bare boobies you see on stage varies with how…

So, I was on my way to a meeting and this club was only 3 miles away. I had an hour to kill so I decided to stop by and see what was up.…

I was travelling for work and needed to stay over in Richmond for the night. Paper Moon South Side was about a mile and a half from my hotel so I called a cab…

I was in the area for business and decided to stop by. This is in a semi industrial area. They have a pretty good covered parking. I wnet on a Thursday around 7pm. There was…

So, I was a big fan of the old Solid Gold and Pure Platinum. In particular, Solid Gold had a consistently hot selection of girls, who were eager to please, and who gave high-quality dances.…

I travel constantly, and I am not a night person. It is hard to find clubs that are busy and fun in the afternoon. I have been to this club several times, based on a…

Too bad I can't visit more often, because the place is so satisfying. Had a couple of $6 drinks, tipped the barmaid generously. The usual ebb and flow of dancers on the bar. The place…

First of all, this is one of the best adult book stores I've ever been to. It's clean, the well-lit, well-stocked and the staff is friendly and non-judgmental. There are a lot of arcades in…

With an hour or two to kill, and being nearby, I slipped into The Axe. Very quiet, which means little attempt at stage shows, but more hassle for dances in private. As others have said,…

Business trip had me in the area and this club has some sexy women! No fee to park but some hard parking spots to get out of when packed. Entry fee and was…

I stopped in around 4PM last thursday and to my surprise it was busy, their was at least 12 to 16 patrons. There was also a lot of dancers too, i'd say 15 to 18…

It's been a while since I've been here. I was on my way to Portland and decided to stop since it was just off the freeway before getting on I5 to go south.…

This is my first review on TUSCL so I hope it's what you're looking for. I stopped in here for the first time a few months ago when I was passing through town.…

I feel like this place has been here for ever and shiuld be on the histori registry. Nothing can be changed, not even the girls! O say this because the place is a solid…

It was a hot afternoon and found the need for a cold beer and entertainment. I found my way on the east side so I stopped into PT’s. Walked in and had one…

This was my first ever strip club visit, so I may not have paid attention to the subtle details everywhere, but the experience will be burned in my mind forever. I arrived on a Tuesday night…

I used to work and live near this club and first visited about 15 years ago. it was a hole in the wall then but was an absolute blast. the girls were fabulous…

I showed up around 9 and I were about 8 girls there. Most were on the heavy side but there were a couple of thin ones. To get the answers you buy a ticket at…

Stopped by Lusty’s while I was driving through Akron. It was a little bit of a pain to get to with the construction but not too bad. After my eyes adjusted I found…

Sundowner Monday late night After great musical comedy at Oh Canada theater, drove out to my 10-years ago favorite club Crystals (had other names) further out on Lundy's Lane. Is now G8 not a…

Pure Gold - Monday 2 for 1 great time On my way to Niagara Falls from Toronto, Pure Gold was not very busy on a Monday at about 3 PM but I had a great time.…

Haven't been in quite a while. Decided to hit it up on a Thursday around 730-800pm. It seemed like right near a shift change because I saw about 3-5 girls come in in the hour…

I live in SoCal but travel to Vegas frequently and prefer the clubs there to the ones in LA but had the itch this past weekend and decided to hit up the Rhino. Paid…

I was in town on business and wanted to enjoy a trip to the strip club by myself. This was my first time to Bucks Wild. I was underwhelmed, to say the least. The cover…

I arrived at Coliseum Monday afternoon around 1:00PM. Valet Parking was $8.00 which doesn't bother me and it's the normal for most strip clubs. The nice thing when walking is was no cover during the…

Traveling on business in Long Island and I made my first visit to Blush. No cover fee but I did see the sign others had mentioned about buying one drink per set. It did put…

Im not going to put names in here because the new managers are probably reading these reviews now... The only thing bad about the new dancers is they have hired several black dancers that belong at…

This club was outstanding. I've been to only a few clubs prior to this, and wow this place puts them all to shame. The booze is average. It's booze. At a strip club. It'll be watered…

Was in the neighbohood that afternoon, figured I’d check this place out. Was around 2pm, free parking and no cover. Saw 3 girls working. 2 were ehh, and kind of locked up with regulars. Got…

After enjoying myself quite a bit during the day I had to try out the nights. My hope was that the selection of girls would be a little larger. For those that didn't read…

Returned to follies for the second time this year and this place is way different from I remember it being last year. There are practically no more white spinners which are my favorite. Plus the…

So I was in town for one afternoon and one night for work. This is really the only Club I ever visit when I am in town. Showed up on Thursday afternoon around 12 and…

I visited Legends for the first time in a while last Saturday evening. I arrived around 9:00pm. The club was not very busy yet so my friend and I just grabbed a spot…

Every year in recent years I've been in Battle Creek at least once for family reasons and I always make time for a late-night visit to Heartbeats on Friday or Saturday. This time I…

In many respects, Christies is the best club in Cleveland. The combined looks/dance quality doesn't get much higher than here. In my experience, Thursday has proven to be the best night. Avoiding the large crowds…

Quality. Dancers. This spot has really improved in quality and friendliness of dancers. I was really impressed on my last visit. So much variety and talent. Dancers friendly but not overly aggressive. Responded well to…

I was in the city for a trip and had some down time, so I visited a couple of spots in the COI area. Synn is well known and well documented, but my favorite is…

There's only 5 girls max on at one time. There's 5 on at night. 3 or 4 during the day. You play music off of your cell phone. Very strict on the scheduling. If you…

Strolled in around 9:30pm last Thursday ($5.00 cover charge on Thursday after 9:00pm). About 5 regulars working as well as 3 for the Amateur night ($200 prize for the winner). You definitely will not see models…

I was driving by the club in the middle of the afternoon then decided to check it out. This is not the nicest area around LA, but they have secure parking in the back, so…

I went as they were opening or that is how it felt. I think I got there around 730 pm. There was only 1 girl walking around but that changed quickly. By 815 pm-830 there…

I have been to this place when it was CR and a few times now that it is CL. No cover in the evenings is a plus. beer is about $6. The place is all…

Came here on a Saturday and it’s clear this is the only game in town. Paid a $5 cover and walked into a divey looking spot with a decent size main stage and a few…