Cubans and a vintage dancer with good charisma

I hadn't gone to this club before as it is a bit out of my way and the reviews have always been between fair to poor. However, when our own Reverend Horny Bastard visited and wrote his review, I figured I'd have to try.

The club sits on the corner of a wrap-around strip mall on the north side. The cover was 15, I think and when I got there, I did my usual routine of going to the bar to get my bourbon, neat. They had about two or three different kinds so I got just the garden variety Maker's. It's nothing to write your Pappy about but it does the job.

Right away I realized that I was in yet another club that has been nearly completely taken over by the Borg...er, I mean Cuban invasion. I am on the fence on how I feel about it. On the one hand, I am fluent in Spanish so it's not a problem to communicate with the girls despite the Cuban accent being probably the most horrific accent in the Spanish speaking world. If you're Cuban, my apologies, but you know it's true. Another plus is that nearly 100% of the Cuban girls were 'jineteras' back home so...An interesting tidbit is that jinete means horse rider in Spanish. You get the point. Another plus, at least to me, is that most Cuban girls have a very attractive body. Some go way too far with the BBL, tats and fake boobage but on the whole, they're sexy girls.