Reviews

Due to work/travel, I’ve been to this club quite a few times recently. It’s really close to downtown Hartford and easily accessible by two major highways - I84 and I91. Club is pretty clean.…

Just been into going to clubs recently, I think with some options disappearing due to FOSTA-SESTA it's appeal shifts up. Tonight just got back from trying out Synn. It's a bit of a drive but…

I was in North Phoenix had some time to spare so I decided to stop in to the Candy Store. I hadn’t been there in quite sometime. I entered and noticed about 3 or 4…

I've visited Sasnak on a Friday or Saturday about twice per month over the last several months. The experience has been on the decline this summer. Few patrons seem interested in buying dances…

I've dropped in to Club Alex's a couple of times in the last couple of weeks, but this review in mostly based on my visit (about 8 days ago). There were 10-12 customers during my…

I was faced with a choice - Good Guys for totally nude dancers, or Paper Moon Springfield for hot dancers wearing g-strings and pasties. Both clubs are roughly 20 minutes away. On this night, I…

Nothing stood out at all at this place. The dancers were, like, not horribly disfigured, but that's really the nicest that could be said about them. No one showed anything. No touching. Grabbed money like…

I keep coming back thinking I am going to find a diamond in the rough but always leave disappointed. I remember in past years where I would always find at least one dancer above…

I was bored on Wednesday and thought I would stop by to see what Wednesday is like here. I was glad to see a couple of new girls dancing. Sat at the side stage for…

I have always avoided this club when I've been to Seattle, figuring that a club across from Pike's Place would be a dull tourist trap. To my surprise, I had a really good time…

I had heard that day time was better at Baby Dolls. I have visited many times in the evening and always considered it the top club in Dallas. Essentially there are dozens of women, dances…

Having read multiple reviews of the Cricket over the past month and growing a bit tired of my regular hangouts I decided to give Cricket a try. I’m virtually always an afternoon visitor, and…

The club has an unusual layout. Definitely different other places I've been to. When you enter, it looks like you're walking into a movie theater or to watch a play, with rows of…

Visited this club on a midweek evening due to positive reviews here. The place definitely has a neighborhood bar type of feel, with a small square bar taking up a almost half of the floor,…

My visits to Club Desire typically have me spending more time in the car than in this club (65 minutes each way from home). While the club is small, I've never seen this club's complete…

Stopped by at about 8:00 PM on a Friday evening. Was told it was "shift change" and the only dancer was a 4 and heavy. I sat alone for a while and no…

Visited the Purple Orchid last night around 10:30. The highlight was Sheila the bartender - dark haired MILF with lots of tatoos - awesome ass and great personality. I wish she did lap dances. Anyway…

I used to go to Indy for work quite often and would visit Brads. I have a different job now and happened to be driving through and stopped both ways. First visit was…

I was in the area on business and decided to stop by before heading down south. The area looked industrial, reminding me of the Dallas area strip clubs. Felt a bit disoriented upon…

Disappointing first and last visit. Five dollar cover on entry but only 2 girls working. Place was run down and not clean. Mostly locals there to drink. Was told by the only…

This was my first trip to Mankato and Mettlers. A girl I know from my home city was working there so I stopped in. I was very impressed with the place.…

First off: everyone who has mentioned the food at this place is correct. Years since I've been there and I still remember it being some of the best strip club food I've had. The food…

I would not go back here. This place is a money hustle. You are required to ballet. As in, if you walk up without a car, they will give you shit. So I paid the…

$5 lap dances, wednesday night. Came in holding my 6 pack of craft brews, got in around 2330. damage was $20 at the door, doorman + cop pretty friendly. maybe 40 or I don't know…

I entered this place 15 minutes after it opened at 4:15 PM. I don't know why the clubs in Augusta open so late. Most places they open at 11:00 AM or Noon. Maybe it's another…

I went on Wednesday night around 10pm. 20 bucks for valet and the cover was 15 bucks. Got greeted by a waitress sat me down in a nice spot where i can see the…

Went there on a Monday night. Was actually really busy (maybe due to it being a holiday weekend). They have a bar area at the bottom, and then a stage up top (the backrooms are…

Stopped by the playhouse on Tuesday around lunch1-130ish. I was there about 30 min and had a fun time . I couldn't tell how many girls were working but it seemed as if there…

I have been to Rubys several times over the past few years. As a visitor to CT, I can not buy beer at this bar as it is a BYOB place, due to the full…

Right off the freeway and easy to get to from I-77. Easy, well lit parking and the building is really hard to miss. Beer was 6 or 7 dollars for a domestic, not a great…

I went twice, once on a Friday at 3am, and once on a Saturday after midnight. Upon showing ID at the front door, you go up a flight of stairs where you check in and…

Stop in again to see if any of the summer time college ladies were still working. There were still a few working and said they start college after Labor Day. Most had stopped working so…

Have been to Bucks a few times in the evening with my wife bun never in the afternoon. Didn't know what to expect. There were a few people in the club mainly at…

Was in the area a couple Friday’s ago around midnight so decided to stop in before my drive home. Paid the doorman 5 and sat at one of the high tops in front of…

Stopped in to Henry's about 6:30. Had an hour and a half to spare. There were about 15 or so patrons in the club. No surprise that it smells very smoky, as usual. Couple dancers…

So I went back to this place after being away for several years. I sat at the bar and waited for the many dancers to come around and see if I would like a…

Finished work early and decided to check out this place since I have not been here for a long time, got in and sat at the bar, order a Bud, prices are not bad. There…

Stopped by on an early afternoon. There were only 4 girls working so it was pretty slow. None were on the floor or mingling with customers. I guess they don't do stage dances here during…

Follies is more hit and miss than it used to be, but there are still some gems to be had. Stopped in around noon and after some initial disappointment with the quality of dancers, met…

Have been to Bucks a few times in the evening with my wife bun never in the afternoon. Didn't know what to expect. There were a few people in the club mainly at…

So I came by during the midafternoon and there were 2 maybe 3 girls dancing. I got the VIP band which allows for cheaper beers and access to the upstairs for about $10.…

Hadn't been to a club in a couple months, and I was feeling the need to head back to Pandora's. I didn't have much time available, so I was hoping to spot a favorite, have…

Went there Wednesday night around 9. Have never been, but have been to gatsbys a lot. Very different place. Seemed kind of run down and much smaller. Less comfortable. One bar with stage behind it.…

Came here on a Friday afternoon/evening. Somewhere around 430pm. Was hoping they would still have some of the around 20-25 dancers on the posted roll call but most had left for the day. Although there…

I've been going here occasionally (once or twice a year) for 15 years. Only ever on a weekday afternoon. It has a very low-key vibe. The music is a little too loud for my taste,…

Swung through with the wife to celebrate some work success. Cover was 20, but they only charged her 10. She had been to a club before but not in FL. We started out at…

As i am writing this review i am in Pattaya with only two days left before returning to the states. My last trip was three weeks and was only able to get two weeks…

So I Just want to start off by saying that I've been To the Predecessor of Lido (namely SVT) A LOT ! SVT was awesome until no one knew about it and it was…

I went in near shift change (7pm) and i think that was my downfall. I got a girl about ready to end shift. she gave a great floor dance. and by far was the sexiest…

So Minx is going topless. It was a nude club, but they are going to start serving liquor in addition to the food. To prepare, the dancers have already changed to topless only.…

Pros: no cover, cheap drinks, at least a couple of hot dancers, cheap dances Cons: rundown facilities, clientele is sketchy I am kind of regular here - go in for an hour during my lunch break at…

Purple Diamond is about a twenty minute drive from downtown Memphis. It's right at a highway exit loaded up with hotels, fast food places, and such. The neighborhood didn't feel sketchy at all. While the…

My review is going to be based on two visits to Gold Club: August 8th and 22nd (both Wednesdays). Wednesdays used to be a guarantee hit at Gold Club, day or night shift. Nowadays, it's indeed…

My review is going to be based on two visits to Gold Club: August 8th and 22nd (both Wednesdays). Wednesdays used to be a guarantee hit at Gold Club, day or night shift. Nowadays, it's indeed…

OK- I get it. Kentucky grows tobacco and everyone smokes. So the clubs are filled with smokers. You will smell like smoke when you leave here. Now enough whining. No cover…

I decided to try out Thee Dollhouse after seeing the name and driving by frequently. It has an interesting atmosphere. Different from penthouse across the street, not as big but still nice. They do not…

After reading about this club, I finally took a drive to check it out. I arrived in the late afternoon, and found the nondescript bar in the middle of a residential neighborhood in Cumberland. I…

I'm not going back to Ultra Violet. There is simply no reason. It is a ridiculous strip joint. As a matter of fact, it is ridiculous to classify it as a strip joint. Based upon…

I stopped in after a visit to Centerfolds the free entry offer for having a wristband. The door girl took my ID to scan into a machine and switched the wristband I was wearing…

I recently ventured back to Mario's after being away from the area for a couple of years. The place itself hasn't changed. The bar is right there as you walk in, across from the stage…

I stop by at lunch on occasion. There are usually 2-3 regular women. They are mostly older but clean. They think nothing of showing you everything and they don’t mind your hands or who is…

I went to the strip joint on a Friday night it was 15 dollars since it was after 8 pm. It was nice to walk in to see Harley, since her job schedule varies and…

The wife and I were in the mood for dinner and a show. Our last visit here was less that spectacular. In fact, a lot less than spectacular. It has been a while…

went in late after midnight and stopped by for a couple hours. paid the cover which was around 20 on a weekend so definitely not too bad. the bar is all nude so that was…

So, I have reviewed the Hi-Liter many, many times. I have been coming here for years. They always have the best variety of dances. Skinny, chunky, black, white, Mexican, rockers, hip hop booty shakers.... whatever…

I had a random Wednesday off, and I was in the mood for some entertainment. I decided to head on into Pandora's. It was about as busy as you would expect it to be in…

Arrived around 2:00pm and the place was busy. Not sure why on a Wednesday, but there were around 15 dancers and maybe 20 guys in the place. Most were sitting at one of the bars…

After a disappointing trip to Sugar 44, I stopped in here to try and salvage the evening, but no luck $10 cover, and $10 for a well drink. Maybe 10 dancers working when…

I decided to change up my routine, and visited out Sugar 44 for the first time in over a year. $10 cover, and a $10 well drink later, I was at a table watching…

Briought a date with me who used to dance. She’s not into girls but will fake it to make me happy so what’s there to bitch about? She was overjoyed she could smile in a bar…

Came to Worcester on business and used this forum for research. So I skipped the closer in Worcester clubs and made the trip a bit south. Glad I did as Mario's turned out to be…

I have been to and reviewed this club numerous times. Décor on the inside has not changed a bit in the 10 years I have visited this club. I don't go often maybe once a…

Had a couple of hours to kill so I decided to see how this fine establishment was doing. I hadn't been in quite a while, last time was several years ago when the no touch…

As the name suggests, this review wont be very nice. Usually this is a go to spot, however this trip was very disappointing. When I first pulled up the lot was PACKED, so I thought…

Came in right after opening. No dancers. Bartender was ok looking but friendly so I sat had a beer and waited. Was about an hour before a dancer showed up. She was built well but…

I'm a veteran of the Akron strip club scene (as you can see by other reviews I've written over the years), and if I were you, I'd be very wary of this place. I…

I decided to see if anything has changed here because I heard the previous General Manager has left and a newer guy is in charge. Nope, it's even worse than before. They continue to maintain their…

I had a business appointment near the club and decided to lunch there. They used to have a good $5 lunch menu but I guess it's gone now. Still not a bad price for what…

Somehow they've managed to lower the standards even further at this place from the lows last time I was in. They seem to have done some minor redecorating of the "suites", one of which is…

I used to be a pretty regular customer of this club, but I've been spending the vast majority of my time at the Pompano clubs instead of the West Palm ones lately. On Friday…

At first I thought that I would be quite disappointed with my visit to Follies, but I ended up loving every second of it. I parked and paid the $5 valet fee, and got in…

The facilities are very standard. A central stage has chairs around it for tipping the dancer directly. Which, by the way, is the best way to get dancers to notice you for lap dances. I…

Stopped in Tuesday shortly after opening. Things started slowly and built from there. In the beginning there weren't more than two or three girls on the floor... and NONE of them were circulating.…

I have visited this club many times, on all different days of week and times of day/night so this will be a hybrid review of all visits. Overall, very much enjoy 2001. It is one…

On this Saturday friendly Tiff was tending bar and I recognized dancers Lynn and Mae from prior visits. There was another larger dancer named Kim. I got a few dances from all three. They were…

As soon as you walk in the door, a pool table and the stage is in front of you. You have to go to the right all the way to the back of the room…

Hit a few clubs last week on Wed afternoon. Most of the clubs were dead, so my review will be only of the circus, which is where i wound up. Crystal was dancing…

This club is a bit different than some of the smaller clubs in the area. It is the largest strip club I have been to outside of Las Vegas. Parked Valet, I believe…

This is the place to get a great value from a lap dance. I went on a Saturday around 2 pm. Plenty of dancers working. About half Brazilian and half American. Not many WOC (a…

Stopped in at about 4pm on a Thursday. There were about 3-5 girls working. They looked average except one that had huge boobs. I forget her name but she has short blonde hair and if…

Went here Thursday after work last week to relax. My waitress Vivian was very nice and attentive, got all my orders correct. And no kind of attitude what so ever. They had about 10 dancers…

I haven't been to an Akron Club in over 6 months. I can say that not one of the clubs I usually stopped at had any dancers that I would even call "average" if you…

Sunday evening around 6pm when I was supposed to meet with someone but she had baby daddy issues, I decided to waste time at Electric Blue. I've been both extremely satisfied and disappointed at this…

Was back in ATL for business at decided to try Pony again. Had been here before and enjoyed it. Not as raunchy as some other clubs nearby but it was a nice change…

I've been to Miss Kitty's a few times over the past several years, and while the ladies are a bit hit or miss, the fun is pretty consistent. The place is fairly comfortable, with two…

My first time here as I usually go to Fannies when on this side of town. I started this review in the first 20 minutes of getting here at about 9:00. I was about…

Cute girls, better than I expected for a club this size. But they hung out upstairs, with the “DJ” or by themselves, smoking or on their phone. Only time we got a girl over was…

Came out to Missoula for a concert. Was the night prior so I expected the place to be packed, but was surprised it seemed some what slow. It was a bit of a distance from…

I was in Ottawa for Work as Usual and visited Playmate on a Saturday .It was about midnight when I arrived.It was a little packed.About 10 to 11 dancers and about 15 or more customers.After…

Checked this place out about a month back. Tuesday around 11 pm, like 5 to 6 girls working. They Changed things up a bit to try to make it a bit nicer. It is a…