Reviews

Dropped by Cafe Atlantis in the afternoon for the first time in a few months. Being the long weekend it was not too busy patron-wise but there was a good selection of dancers for that…

It was pretty dead, but it was a Tuesday night, after all. There was a good variety of girls, and as usual for a weeknight, no one was pushy or aggressively asking for dances. I…

stopped in on Wed afternoon on my way home, thought to just have a beer and check the place out. Was before they started taking cover charge so not much risk. Last…

Well went into this place and the girls were not very impressive at all and many few were actually very rude. My buddy gets him a girl and goes to the back get a…

I came in to cali girls couple days ago just because I felt like going to the strip club for the first time ever. It was around 2p there were only around 4 dancers from…

Being an 18 and over club and seeing this place in the good old days. I really was disappointed how badly it is now. Was there for 30 mins say a bunch of girls sitting…

This was the first club i visited during my time in Detroit. Looking back, it was the best. Showed up at 2 on Monday afternoon. Parked on the street. It seemed…

Club was semi-busy. Valet greeted me quickly and handed me the ticket. Walked right in, payed cover, and took a spot on the upper bar since the majority of bar seats were full. Bartender…

I's been a while since I've been back to the Block but I had some free time early on a Wednesday afternoon and a little money in my pocket so I figured I'd give it…

After reading several favorable reviews (especially about Friday afternoons) I decided to visit Subi’s for the first time the Friday before Labor Day. Parked on the street beside the club to avoid the valet fee.…

First little update, they are now charging a cover in the afternoon, it is only $5, so no big deal, but you still have a $10 drink. I suspect the cover is the way…

Well, I stopped into the place this time, in the early afternoon, and I guess it was too early. I was not able to find the cute white MILF brunette spinner I had inseminated in…

I walked in the club around midnight. There was a $5 cover charge. When you walk in dance stage in the middle bar around the stage. It is a bit of a dive bar…

I thought to myself "I have a nice buzz, some boobs would make it better!" Walked from the strip over here, not too far away. I get there shortly after they opened. Only customer there. I…

So I was just in the good old Ballpark last night for my bi-monthly Pilgrimage. As discussed in many past reviews, the building is a purple building sitting on 413 in Bristol. There…

Being new(ish) to SF, I've been trying to take in the scene. Reading promising reviews, I decided to try out Crazy Horse. I trust others have described the layout inside the club, but…

I love this place. I think this was my fourth visit here b/c I'm not in the area very often. I arrived around 8 on a Tuesday evening. Cover charge was small. The place was…

I went on my, what seems like, monthly trip to TJ and I read a couple of reviews about this place. I decided to check it out if I wasn’t feeling HK. I wasn’t feeling…

Cricket is my go to club, parked w/o any charge. Got in to club w/o any charge. Sat down and ordered special two beers for $9. Came to see Pixie but she had taken a…

Intro It has been awhile since I made a trip to any SC, let alone one of my favorite haunts. But with Monday off, today seemed as good as any day to make my return.…

Walked in and checked out the scene. Theres a bar and a stage with dancer poles. You can either sit at the bar or sit along the sides. Depending on my mood I do either.…

There was a heavy downpour, so I opted to come here rather than Miami. It was $20 for cover and parking. I saw a dancer sign-in sheet near the front desk and it looked like…

I've been having a run of so-so stripclub visits which has been souring my interest in clubbing. But after a spell of not being able to get out to a club, I felt the urge…

Decided to change up my Seattle area club and made my way to Deja Vu rather than Pandora's. Had been feeling in a rut. Not an easy choice to make; Pandora's has been…

I ended up in the city today and decided to check out Jaguars again, and I can confirm that for the fee to use the "private room" you can get a HJ with that (as…

I stopped into Silk with a few buddies during the Harley anniversary celebration. The place was a real zoo which could be expected since they share a parking lot with a Harley dealer. They had…

Not sure if I missed out on all of what they say about St James being the best club in Houston. I guess it depends on what you go for. I went with my…

I frequent Mustangs as a Dancer. I enjoy the guests. The women are mostly black and latina. All different shapes and sizes. Some athletic bodies, some really thick, some thin. The bartenders are decent. Chris…

After being disappointed with Gold Club, I contemplated going to Delilahs or Cheerleaders but then I got a tip from a Lyfe driver. Glad I got the tip. I'm not necessarily looking for…

So as an Atlanta native, I knew the strip club scene in Philadelphia would be bleak but damn. After much investigation, I chose to hit the Gold Club up as it had the MOST reviews…

Was stuck in trafffic and saw a packed parking lot and thought, Why not check it out. Walked in and sat at the bar, ordered a beer from a lovely bartender. She was…

Stopped by here on a Friday night around 9. Was not too crowded, seemed like a bunch of regulars as all the girls knew the 3-4 other guys at the bar. Place feels like a…

Was in San Diego on business and had some time in the afternoon so I went across the border to HK. Border crossing was short and easy and a $5 / 5 min. cab…

Arrived after 7 PM a week ago Friday and the parking lot was pretty empty. while the guy was checking my ID he responded "The girls don't have to be here until 10." They…

I was meeting friends for dinner but arrived early, so swung over to 19th Hole to take in the scenery. There were a couple of dancers in rotation, but it was almost deserted (I arrived…

Man this place is highly overpriced but the PG area is going downhill in terms of downhill. Had to pay 30 to get in and then 20 a dance after that for a dance. This…

Well, time for my periodic review of the Hugger. Not much has change, Don has had the parking lot resealed and restriped. Nice. Walkway to front door has been painted with a non slip paint…

Stopped into MBOT on a Wednesday afternoon. There were about 6-8 girls on shift, some regulars and a few new ones. For the regulars it was Kristin, Allison and Leilani, and then there were a…

Inner Room layout has been described many times so I won't speak to it anymore. IR is my go to club given I live in Orlando where the clubs are pretty lame. Typically I sit…

Had a couple of hours to kill and decided to drop in. I think it was back to school night as all the dancers were dressed like school girls and teachers. There were two girls…

This was the second stop of my three night COI tour, and my favorite compared with Synn and Paradise. I don't doubt it when others write about slow days/nights or ROBs here, but this place…

Went to the Pony on a Tuesday night. Crowd pretty small as can be expected on a week night visit. Got there about 9:30. About 15 -20 dancers working. They are doing the normal center…

When I use to go here it use to be a great time. They use to have a private room in the back with just the girl and you. This time I went it was…

Decided to visit my favorite spot this past Friday around 3 in the afternoon. When I entered I knew this was going to be a great day because a few of my favorites were in…

What’s going on with Js...what time and when do you have to get there to see dancers??? Just blow some time on a Saturday night... I stepped inside and the bar was kinda full but…

Locals type of place, about a 10-12 seat bar next to an elevated platform with a pole. 3 girls working, all sitting with customers. Took a seat at the bar and waited. And waited, and…

This place is great: food was cheap, service was quick. The $5 burger special was a great deal. There were about five girls on shift, they were all decent looking. Much better girls than…

Just when I thought this dive hit rock bottom it found a way to stoop even lower. The girls are so fugly they’d turn a straight man gay. I wrongly thought this club would put…

Unlike the other clubs in Cedar Rapids the girls are topless instead of nude and there is a bar that serves alcoholic beverages. On average the dancers at the Ranch are not as attractive…

I get to Anaheim once a year or so and have stopped in for some afternoon entertainment the past two times I've been in town. It is an interesting place because there seems to be so…

Was driving through Akron and decided to make a stop, had been several months since my last trip to Lusty's. Same dark dank building, poor lighting inside, well, we all know th place.…

Club is out on the east side of town. Not much to look at inside or out. Old building and old tables and chairs inside. Open layout inside. Three stages. Club is clean but worn looking.…

The last time I came to this club was almost a year ago. I published a review in which I expressed my disappointment in the club--it's interior design as well as the dancers. This time…

This was my second time going here, first was good but was a full house. So I came a little after 8, they started changing from dayshift to night. So of the dayshift wasn't bad…

This was my first visit in probably two years. I was always impressed with the club. There were many new faces. Many dancers I didn't see because they were either in back,…

First time going to this Rhino location having been to the others. Surprised “no cover” on a Sat at 11pm, only had to pay $6 for the one drink min. Not too many girls throughout…

We (finally) decided to venture to another local club. Our friends chose Legends. It's located downtown with easy access to the burbs. Walked in early, just before 7p, so no cover. Finding a…

In Baltimore for a few days. I like Baltimore because it's then only city in the country with a "block" like this. I like that I can wander from club to club and…

This has become my favorite strip club this year. The environment is safe, the ladies are clean and friendly, and you know you're not gonna get pressured for extras. I'm pretty sure…

I stopped in at 630 on Saturday night. It was Labor Day weekend. The club was empty. There were less than 10 dancers there. Jillian Cayenne and a few others who I don’t know…

I hadn't been to The Boxxx Office in over a year, so since I was passing by within a couple miles decided to stop and see if things had improved. When I walked in there…

visited this club Saturday night around 10pm. I will tell you the experience I had Pros -Location, Location and Location!! It located close to colorado blvd. really nice area. enough parking and safe -Club itself looks classy.…

I showed around 9:30 pm with the coupon for no cover charge from their website. After getting in the girls were on 3 stage rotations. The issue I have with this club is the position…

I went in around 4 PM on a Friday. 7$ cover. Beer was maybe 3$ if I remember right. I was only in the club for a minute or two before a stunning ( I…

I’ve been here several times on various days and at various time. Great local spot. Very small, but I’ve been here over 10 times and never had a problem. Prices are great and the dancers…

I went here after being at brads brass flamingo. The cover was 10 dollars I normally remember it being 7 but arrive earlier normally. I go in and it is packed. There are so many…

This club is small as shit, and you notice it when you walk in. Don't come here. It is very cramped, the bar is to your left and the stage is to your right halfway…

So I just got back from a business trip to Reno and stopped by this place on a Thursday night. The place was fairly busy and just as I remember. Clean and upscale.…

Last week was in town on business. Decided to have some fun. Walked in met by Nicole A thick AA. Immediately started the WP handshake. Asked to sit by the…

ive been reading reviews about this place for a lil bit.. its been on my radar.. i was debating between this and the playhouse.. and this won!... i happened to be over the bridge so…

Flashdancers now is in this weird transition phase. This location will close and move to a renovated spot (which is private eyes). Sometimes one of the girls will give you an a free admission pass,…

Time is precious these days so another quick visit. This time on a whim. Early evening on a thursday, so not a lot going on yet. One of the 3 stages going (main). Prob 10…

So I read the reviews and understood what I was in for - a wild time with weathered women. Well, the King's Inn didn't disappoint. Walked in and kind of laughed at the dance area near…

Oasis was my go to spot for a long time, but recently it ha been much more of a bust than a blast. I previously reviewed a disappoiting visit a month o so ago.…

Tip #1: Don't come before 10pm. There is a coupon for free cover before 9pm but stage dances don't even start until 9 and most of the girls start strolling in around 10 anyway. If…

2 visits here on a recent trip to this area. I felt better prepared having been here almost a year ago and understood as a traveler, many of the girls would be hold up…

I had a decent (hot) time last year so ended 2 of my nights here on a recent trip having gotten my drink on somewhere else; this place doesn’t serve alcohol because it’s nude.…

I'd been here one time before and met the one girl in a bad place that makes the visit all worth while. Place seems out in the middle of nowhere off the interstate but parking…

Place is in a strip mall. Fine convenient and safe parking. Came in late after midnight, just a bit more than an hour before closing. Still paid a $10 cover and got…

I’d been here before but a long time ago. Knew it was bikini bar with the 6’ rule. Need my drink so fine, bar tab minimal. It was one of the places…

Stopped by around 4pm Saturday afternoon. It's the long weekend and looks like strip clubs slow down in these parts during holiday weekends and end of month (what I heard from the girls). In…

My second and last night in the area and thought I’d try this place. $16.50 cover(?) and a wand over to get in. Cover gets you a drink ticket for your first drink…

I visited here first but bounced upstairs (Outer Space) a few times. This is my first time in this club but second visit to Outer Space. I will include my upstairs experience in…

This club is definitely out of the way and it is an effort to get there. You will definitely need GPS and/or Google Maps to get you there. They have a new updated website and…

Stopped by on a Monday about 6:30 PM. Was hoping to catch end of day shift and night shift. Only 4 or 5 dancers and only 2 I considered getting dances from. Hottest dancer there…

I have read reviews online about these places in Rockford for some time and I finally decided to check it out for myself! First stopped at Chantilly Lace across the street and they only had…

We were in town on business and my friend who lives in the area said to try this place out. We should have ignored him and went to the other club down the street. We…

I had been attending to this club for past 7 years. In the beginning; there are better selections of dancer during late afternoon and evening. But since the smoking bans and mismanagement; the quality of…

I was in the area before noon and decided to stop by. Twelve dollar cover, three dollar bottle of water and six girls working at that time. Dulce and Ebony have been there for a…

This club isn’t in an ideal area, but the talent could still be A LOT better. The staff is nice, but the place is rundown and most of the dancers aren’t that great looking.…

Modern club looks fairly new. ID check and wanded (for weapons) prior to entry - that's a first for me. Paid $10 cover and entered a two story high main room with only a couple…

I stopped in for about an hour on a Saturday night with some friends, the cover charge was $10 not $5 as it’s stated on the details section of this page. The drinks were kinda…

Was in the Rockford area and has been like around 6 years since the last time I have been to this place so I decided to drop in! I sat at the bar and watched…

Came here on a Sat night around 930-10p and paid no cover to get in. Parking was also free. The dance stage is right in the middle of the bar & the girls make their…

Went to baby dolls on a Friday evening. Paid the 7 dollar cover and got in. Got myself a beer which was around 5.5$. The club is quite large and the music was nice too. There…

I stopped by BT around 2pm on a Friday, paid the lot attendant $1 and up the ramp into the bizarre building. Music was blasting loud as usual and the place was about half…

So This girl I have been dating ssid she wanted to go to a strip club. Diamonds was the first place I thought of. The place is open with lots of tables and…

I wanted to go to Crazy Horse but found that MBOT was closer from where I parked. So I went there instead. First it was a $40 cover charge. The main room had one…

So after wasting time at MBOT, I decided to come here. I had never been here before but it seems that it is now renovated. At the entrance a guy checked my ID and frisked…

I have been going back and forth between day shift and night shift lately. Surprisingly, the quality of dancer is not any better for night shift than day shift. There is a wide range in…