It Only Takes One....

Wandered in to this dive off of Harry Hines. First impressions are its pay to park and the parking lot aint exactly healthy for ypur tires as I noticed debris lying around just waiting to go to town on your radials.

Cover of $14 plus you'll have to fork over an ID (mine wasn't scanned). One guy was being a real dick about the ID requirement which is why i mentioned it.

A few dancers wete loitering outside the door and even into the parking lot, none of whom looked very appealing. Had my doubts if things were any better on the inside. Once inside, got immersed in total darkness and took my eyes a few minutes to adjust. Got hit up almost immediately for dances by a Cuban girl with many tats but politely declined until I got a chance to settle in. Hustle factor is high here and you'll need to speak a little bit of Spanish or use a translator.app.