Kittens Cabaret
5800 4th Ave S Seattle, WA 98108

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Apr 4, 2025, 8:29 PM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

Went in around 1:00pm last Friday to change things up a little. Parking lot was pretty empty at this time. Went in and paid what must have been a happy hour price ($12) for entry and a water. Sat down in the seating along the wall to get a look at the line up. I'm not a frequent at this place but know a few of the regular dancers. The most notable thing about Kittens is how fast the dancers run over and try and get a dance. This does not bother me but it does some. I just explain to them maybe later and I don't usually have an issue.

 

The first dancer to approach was Destiny. She is super nice late 30's hispanic BBW, I have danced with her in the past and she provided a large menu, I passed today. Next Honey came by, probably early 30's BBW ebony. I'm usually into more petite ladies, but she was again very nice and hinted at extras.

 

We made our way back to the dance area which is filled with high back chairs facing all different directions. She found a corner seat away from anyone and we made ourselves comfortable. I asked for dance prices and she said $40 per dance or $100 for three ( the norm for most strip clubs in the Seattle area ). After the first dance she became pretty hands on and tried the upsell to VIP room. Room is $30 for 15 minutes plus whatever you and the dancer negotiate. I have found that $300 is another norm for 15 minutes of fun minus room fee. Today I was just out on a scouting mission so elected on a few more dances in the regular area. We negotiated $200 for hj plus dances which is a little high but at this point we were in 3 dances already. Lost of mutual hand roaming and stick shifting. After we finished we talked for a bit and then off to the restroom to clean up. Restrooms are near the entrance, clean for a strip club. All in all a good trip, will repeat.

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