Reviews

I’ve had some good times here which sounds weird considering the concept: a somewhat dingy club that doesn’t serve alcohol and stays open till 6am so that it can cater to all the drunk late…

Stopped in during the weekend to see what this club had to offer and it wasn’t bad. I do lean towards the seedier locales but this was nice inside, clean and just the right size…

I visited the Ebony Inn on two consecutive nights, Sunday and Monday. What a difference a day makes. As many have said, Sunday is the day to go to the Ebony. Lap dances are…

I went here on a Wednesday night after work. There were two stages. They were oval shape you can sit on all sides of the stages. For the lap dances they have an open lap…

So this will be my last review of this place....hopefully. Why? It's because I'm pretty spoiled with great experiences at other clubs in North Jersey. When it gets to that point I get lazy…

Okay, maybe "regular" is too strong a word. But the Ballpark is pretty much the only place I seriously consider going to anymore. My most recent visit was a Wednesday night. I arrived just after 10…

I hesitated to write a review as it will show the decline I and others have been experiencing here lately. I have had good times here and found some hot ladies on my first…

Stopped in here the other day about 1pm. 2 dancers working well over their prime! Maybe it was the time of day but i remember a few years ago when i was coming here…

After reading reviews and wanting to go somewhere close to my hotel I thought this looked like the best bet. Quality of dancers was not very good - at best average. I finally found someone…

This bar reminds me of typical hole in the wall places in country towns. There is a pool table off to the side, no draft just bottles of cheap light beer. Cheap tables with cheap…

I got there around 930pm. Free cover since it was after 8pm. two floors building. First floor had a main dance stage and two other smaller stages, I was approached right away after I sat…

Was passing trough the area to meet someone. Got a call that other person was running late by about half hr. So now had to wait somewhere to kill the time. Saw Desire and took…

So I'm coming in on a Thursday around 6 like I often do. I pull into the mandatory valet and head inside. Because it is before 7 there is no cover or anything. Pass the…

This was my 2nd visit to the new "Obsessions" - last visit was about 3 months ago (see review). Visited at about 3pm on a Tuesday afternoon. There were about 7 cars in the parking lot…

I don't think I have been here much since I first moved to Toronto, a long time ago. It is an institution in town and very close to the Eaton Centre. But unlike the…

Stopped by oasis early tue afternoon.there were probably about 6-7 dancers and about 5 customers .it seemed pretty relaxed I ordered a water which I'm pretty sure was $5. I was approached by hazel pretty…

I walk in and it's a bar as you walk in, bouncer, bartender,DJ takes my 10 dollars for cover and takes out money for. Mandatory drink. (water, soda, iced tea) I get some…

Decided to go out late, and did not want to drive north to other places. Parking lot was well lit, a plus. And a number of folks outside just talking, but away from the…

Made the trek cross country again. Must admit my flights were amazing on Delta airlines. They took good care of a big man. Arrived at San Diego international airport, followed the same path via…

supposed to open @ 4pm. rode out a little after 4:30. tripped over the vacuum cleaner left in the entrance doorway because it was too dark to see (even by club standards). sat there for…

Rhino COI is of my go tos when in SoCal but it seems to be slipping on my last couple of visits. Went there last Thursday night around 11 and the place was pretty…

Went to the Rhino last Wednesday while visiting the Inland Empire. Generally the Rhino chain provides a pretty consistent experience. The Colton club is in a small strip mall and on this night the number…

Man, I have been reading reviews of this club since I joined about 5 years ago. I worked in the SoCal area, but had to move out of state. I recently was able…

I won a poker tourney at Mountaineer so I decided to spend my winnings at the strip club. I hadn't been back in over 2 years so I wasn't sure this place was still as…

Hadn’t tried Harem in forever but made a split decision to drop in during the week. First NJ all nude club in a long time as well. Didn’t have time two grab some…

Upon entering, I first noticed no one dancing. All the girls sitting at 2 tables with guys smoking. I ordered a Coke for $4 and had a seat and watched the football game.…

Went to the Hustler Club after the Browns/Steelers game on Sunday. My buddy and I are not regulars, so when we got to the bar, it took a little while to get drinks.…

This club used to be Cabaret Royale back in the days. I looks huge from the outside but once you go in, it is about 1/3 the size. There is no cover charge and there…

I just moved into a new house on the south side of Bloomington, so I needed to find a place to watch MNF until I get my cable and internet figured out. I didn't plan…

Decided to check out the HL after my team lost and needed to lift my....spirits. I was hoping my fave would be in as I pulled up around 2:30. I spotted her car and knew…

I went to wackos a couple of Saturdays ago in the afternoon. Parking was limited so I ended up having to park at the other end near the laundry place. No cover as usual in…

Really a dive bar in the middle of the burbs. Been here a loooong time ago and things have not changed. The women are way pass their times, I dont lnow if people…

This was my first visit to this club. Needed some relaxing time. Club is about 2 miles off the highway and on the main drag of Washington Park, IL. Supposedly a bad area of East…

Bored on a Monday and decided to try GoVikings' favorite club. It was not to be. I got to the door and the girl at the front spent 5 minutes fidgeting with their computer system. Finally…

Every couple of years I visit Vegas and splurge at a club. I hadn't been to SR in awhile so I decided to check it out. Called up to get the free transport…

Went to the legendary Ebony Inn on a Saturday evening around 7ish. I picked that time because it's between shifts and alot of girls come in later. Dance prices are $7 a song which are…

Went to San Diego with friends for a bachelor party. We decided to make an adventure of it. I was the only guy who had visited HK before and was the designated guide even though…

My experiences have improved here over the years. Maybe that just comes with more familiarity with the girls and vice-versa. Have a good list of semi-regulars / repeats and occasionally branch out. Stopped in the…

I’ve visited here a few times. The dancers are a good mix of ethnicity. Most girls are at least a 7 and up. A few 9s for sure. There’s a cover at the door $10 pretty…

Shady Lady has been open for a little over 6 months at this point, and it's in the same location as Wild Wild West. If you think the inside is going to be the exact…

I remember this place back in the early 2000s -- it was THE place to be. Featured on TV, with a reputationu for having some of the hottest girls in the area. I even worked…

Disclaimer- I've reviewed this club a lot of times and nothing has really changed much from my previous posts, so if you've read the last couple years you really don't need this update. The one thing…

Jet strip has not keep up with the time. I drop by for a beer and a lap dance. I was not surprised that thing were still the same after two hours of not paying…

We came in for Buck Wilds Tuesday to watch the game and chill with some ladies. It was a lot of women there initially but more came as time went by. They were all pretty…

First things first, I stopped and got my VIP card as I was staying at the hotel for 2 nights and on Mondays and Tuesdays there's a great deal with the VIP card, 80% off…

After being buzzed in, I entered and sat down in the entry lounge area. After a couple of minutes, a girl came out and welcomed me, and asked if I'd like to go for…

No lap dances but I don't count that against them ; it is DC law. Overall a very fun experience. Dancers were all friendly. Everyone was having a good time. As soon as you walk…

paid a visit here about a few weeks ago. paid the 4.50 for a water and hung out with one of the regulars. told me the same bunch of girls with 1 or 2 here…

This can be a strange location to get into the parking lot since the entrance is just off of a busy intersection but once youre in theres a decent amount of parking in a well…

Me and a buddy decided to blow off some steam on a Thursday night, but didn't feel like breaking the bank. If you're not used to Atlanta, or a big city, you're going to think…

Thursday evening wasn't too bad at Scores. Prices are normal for Lap Dances (30 bucks) plus tip if there good. Drinks are standard rip off prices for a S.C (7-9 bucks for a…

In CT on business, just dropped people at the airport, found MGII on TUSCL so took a shot. Relatively understated little place. All seats a the square shaped bar taken but one, til…

This is an updated review of this club since this visit included new information. I have been here before, and have gotten a few normal dances, but I have never allowed myself to be talked…

I've been here once before and had a good time so I decided to try it out again.  I got there around 11:00pm on a Thursday.  I found easy parking on the street close to the…

Not much to say about this visit, did not expect too much and was on point. Everyone was very friendly, cover was 5 bucks and beer was cheap for a club. Staffing was very light…

I went to Palomino this last Friday with five other guys. We reserved a table towards the front of the club and looking back it was not a good location. While it was next to…

I was leaving Whole Foods on Saturday evening and decided why not stop into VIP's? I had a bunch of VIP's dollars sitting around too, so that factored into the equation. I previously had a…

This is the best place in GR but you must have lower expectations. My favorite is Mia but she is tough to get back in the VIP because her services are in high demand. The…

This is a club in an out of the way strip mall that has a pool hall and new age healing shops in it. Not the diviest place I’ve been, but not the best either.…

I got the chance to visit Centerfolds awhile back during a business trip to SF. I was on the hunt for mileage in the club and although Centerfolds is not known for such, I took…

This is a nice bar and my first visit back since they reopened. There were no cars in the parking lot, and if I didn't notice the outer doors being open, I would have…

Divas layout has not changed in ages. This site claims they have pool tables but do not. Thry have one stage and last night the dancers each dance once or twice over a three…

Went on wednesday around 8PM. Brought my own 6 pack. There were only 4 dancers. Three were bulky, one was skinny. Chose the skinny one as it was my type. Lap dance was ok, but…

I had been here once before the week they opened in the evening. The place was packed and there were a lot of agency girls, mostly Eastern Europeans. It was hard to find a…

Relaxing afternoon so with some time to spend rather than a quick stop helped to mitigate that this is a regulars place. Two square bars with with attractive bartenders, no drafts but good beers anyway. One…

This used to be one of my favorites in Atlanta, but it had always been a little inconsistent. I was back in town for the first time in about 8 months so i thought…

I have been to Scarlett's a few times, pretty much any time I am in the area. The time before this one I did not have a great experience (one of the dancers ended up…

My wife and I visited FLB on Saturday and it was our first time there. We were looking to check out a different spot and having read reviews here it sounded promising. Even brought some…

I usually hit up spots in the city and not the Long Island spots. Well I was out there with some buddies so decided to give this one a shot. Its a decent set up.…

I stopped by SR since it was the top rated club in Minneapolis. Gotta say, if this is the best, I’ll save my money. Big crowd around 11pm on a night after a…

They are open till 3:30 on Fridays and Saturdays and most of the girls stay until 2-230 so come as late as you want and you'll still have a good time. When I went on…

This place is great. The girls take turns on the stage where they will take everything off and show off to anyone sitting at the stage. Most patrons sit at the bar which surrounds the…

So, I was out with a friend partying a couple weeks ago and talked him into taking me here. The place looks like a shit hole from outside but is actually rather nice inside. The…

So I had a Friday night by myself in Louisville, and decided to head to Lexington and try a new club for me. I normally go to Diva's, but lately the talent there…

Visited HP on Sunday evening around 9p. Parking lot was full, including the adjacent area by the traffic light. Upon entering, there was a bouncer at the door, but no frisking or cover charge. The…

Went on a Wednesday for their drink special, 2$ mixed drinks including premiums. Went about 6 in the evening or so. Parking: free parking around the back or valet if that’s your thing. Layout: large open room…

Unlike Thursdays, you can actually find a seat on Sundays and not be on the constant lookout for whoever you want to dance with. The same girls that you are wishing to dance with on…

This is a combination of a two visits. I went here yesterday and a couple weekends back. I like this place but I wouldn't rank it as my favorite I would put the fox as…

So I stopped by on a Thursday afternoon only to see that one of my favorites from club O had moved on to 390 - her name is Natasha. She is probably pushing 40 and is…

This is review for Club 2 of my Detroit 6 day strip club expedition. I am usually a weekday dayshift PL because I dislike the hustle that weekends and nights bring, but I decided to…

I drove up to the club and I saw a full parking lot and I figured it was a full crowd inside. But I went inside, I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me…

I’ve been going to st James on and off for 10 years. It used to be better for extras but lately is at least still the best looking talent on this side of town.…

I have here many times, and each time is unique. I thought I had seen it all, but on this visit, I met a set of twins. They were young (20), WOC, and thin.…

This place is down in the flats. Go here on a Saturday night and it is usually packed with bachelor parties, post game drinkers, out of towners, etc. lots of girls, usually 7-8s, some 9s,…

There are so many reviews of this place that I don't need to describe the layout of the club. It is definitely a kinda divey place. But that's what makes it relaxing. The dances…

After a long and stressful week I needed to treat myself. School had started again and work has been rough the last few weeks. I thought to myself what better way to relieve…

Spent from 4-6 at Oasis. There were about 20-25 dancers. At least on this trip, they were younger that I usually see. Ranged from 18 (talked to one who turned 18 in July) to probably…

Visited labor day weekend arriving about 10pm on Thursday and leaving Monday about 2pm. Wasn’t on purpose, was just the best flight price I could get in the end of august to start of September…

So, I decided to check out the Rhino. Wtf was I thinking. Should have gone to Synn instead. There were about 8 or 9 girls on RC but I only actually saw…

I visited this club twice. Once on a Thursday night, the other on a Saturday night. I only visit when I am in town. I have lowered my expectations through the years.…

Decided to check out Delilah's on Saturday after midnight. The place had a good amount of customers and was able to find a seat of to the side. Majority of the ladies were decent looking…

My intention was to do a quick hit and get at the Dome and move on to another club and review that one,but I never made it past here. When I pulled in it didn't…

This place is a few blocks from downtown Cabo San Lucas but along the way from my hotel. I passed it by several times and noticed that nobody besides the girls were in there.…

I've been coming to this club for 20 years and it's always a good time. On Saturday night I arrived near the end of dayshift--many of the day girls are very attractive but there are…

More details: the club is on the south side of Denver and I’ve heard others say that it’s in a bad neighborhood. The area is fine! There was a shooting here a few years ago…

The good: $20/dance, cheap VIP, plenty of mileage in both VIPs, at least a few 7+ dancers The notable: Almost all latina [No habla Englais] The bad: Lazy Dancers, $5 parking Went in on a Monday around 8PM…

I get here maybe three or four times a year. Prior to this past weekend, the last time I was here was in May, and my last review was from December 2017.…

I have heard of this place, and it was touted as the best strip club in Hawaii. I had been confused as to where it was, as the entrance is off in the…

Ok.....here goes! This club has a long history but is in the process of being renovated. Parking is definitely an issue since you don’t want the risk of having your car towed! Many people…

Stopped on by for the first time about a week ago. Wasnt sure what to expect, but ibwas pleased with my time there. The club got extremly busy as the night went on. I have…