Reviews

Hearing that Fannies was now crawling with girls from Mardi Gras and Flashers and Doll House, I made the trip. Reality: I walded in to find the place under renovation. Concrete floor, plywood bar, bare plywood…

Visited around 5 PM and stayed for about 45 minutes. All three stages going. Saw some new faces, but they were older women in their 30's or even 40's. Not sure where they are coming…

It was a Thursday afternoon and I was stuck in traffic. Decided to swing by kill a few hours. This is one of the few clubs in Houston that has not been invaded by Cuban…

I went into the the Toy Chest about 2:30 (they open at 12), as I've heard that it was under new ownership and remodeled. When I first went in I thought "This looks great"! it…

Went to Titilations based on solid reviews. When I walked in, things looked promising. There were several hot women. I sat down and had a drink. Immediately you get the dollar dances. I didn’t mind…

Decided to make a nostalgic trip to Bombshells oops, I mean Sugar 44 to reminisce a bit :-)! The club looks nice and comfortable on the inside as I'm sure it's been detailed many times.…

I made a visit to Sabel's Showbar on a Tuesday night since I had some free time and had never been. It is a small strip club in the middle of a shopping center.…

Got there about 9:00. Moderate crowd for a Sunday night. Few custies sitting on the wall couches. Three to four on the back wall under the big screen. A few a the rail and five…

I've been to VIP's before while on business, so I knew what I was getting into. This is a club to come and see the sights, but unless you are made of cash, VIP isn't…

Delilah’s used to be my go to club in Philly. I have reviewed it before (very positively) and always liked it. I won’t repeat the standard lay out and what to expect because…

Last time I was there, the 15-minute VIP at $80 was a great deal. The dancer immediately shed her clothes; FIV was allowed, and stick shifting outside the pants. No such luck this time.…

After a lengthy break I made my return to the Electric Blue Cafe on Saturday night. This club has always been hit or miss as far as talent goes. But always a sure thing if…

Yesterday was my first visit in months and there were more girls I was interested in than I had time or money for. One of them is a dancer who was a favorite of mine…

Was in the area on a Saturday night around 10:00pm. I was expecting the place to be popping and the girls to be everywhere but, to my surprise no one was there! The doorman even…

I found myself not far from Sonny’s with some time to kill. So I figured wtf! Pulled in and it seemed fairly busy on a Friday afternoon. Sat down and had no problem getting a…

After last could visits has great results, I found an excuse to head down on a Thursday after work. Paid the 11 and 5 for entry and drink and started scanning for company. First…

My first west coast club. I got to go on a Tuesday night for a 2for1 special night. Monday’s seemed to be better value because it’s 30 mins in the vip for $150. I believe…

Found myself in the vicinity of the Planet a couple of times recently, once on a Friday evening and the other on a Saturday afternoon. Consistent with a review I submitted last year, Friday was…

Busy for a 3:00 on a Wednesday. A lot of girls working but no 7+‘s until I met my unicorn. Texas has been good to me on this trip. 7 to get in, 6 bucks…

I'm semi-regular around the high-end Detroit clubs, but I've been looking for a change of scenery lately. Last week, I decided to pop into BT's Dearborn for the first time. Unfortunately, it wasn't…

Was in town for work for the first time and wanted to check out HiLiter or Bourbon street and was closer to HiLiter after dinner w/ clients. It was pretty slow when I got there…

If you are an extra's person I think Diamond Dolls sets the gold standard. This is a review covering several trips. The biggest challenge at DD is finding a seat. Each time I have gone…

Stopped by one afternoon after a fellow monger suggested I check out a particular dancer. She was there and she looked terrific, slim with big tits, just the way I like them. I sat at…

My little head took over and I went back to showplace. I don’t know why I continue - i guess proximity to my office? 3 girks that I saw. All weighed as much as…

Basics: $25 cover, $15 for membership (lasts a year). That's high, but it keeps the riff-raff out. BYOB club, so you can save that way, especially if you're a big drinker, or like getting the…

Arrived late and place was fairly dead. 5-6 others patrons. 20 to get in on a weeknight? Pretty steep. 10 vip wristband which I bought after meeting sapphire and chatting for awhile. Tall big smiled…

Being an extras guy, I thought I'd check out Cabaret after reading the reviews. Drove into the heart of Paterson to find the club and had to park about five blocks away. The…

Decided to drop in after not coming here for a while to see if it could be any more fun than before but expecting to be disappointed and go up the road to Bridgeport if…

Another satisfying visit. No point in describing the location, as it's been done many times before. Had some time to kill before meeting, and walked in about 10 minutes after opening. Took a seat at the…

I was disappointed by NY Dolls on a Friday night, won't be back. Had 40+ girls, a few very old or bad looking ones. Most were average to good looking, mix of Latinas,…

First time at the Fox. Stopped in around 2 PM , 3 or 4 dancers working and maybe 3 customers. After reading the reviews , I was expecting a hole in the wall, but the…

Went for a bachelor party. They apparently have updated the dance rooms a bit since the last time I had gone. The non VIP section has more "cubicle" style areas with sit down benches than…

Went for another quick lunch break at Ruby’s. As said previously, the club is located at the border between Fairfield and Bridgeport, on a large avenue with easy parking. Got inside the club, there was no…

S stopped in last Friday about 4 p.m. was kind of surprised as to how busy it was and how many women were working. Having more women is definitely not a bad thing. A majority…

Located on Beach Blvd. in possibly the seediest part of Orange County. Always ample parking and usually no crowd. Free admission offered before 6pm with one $6 dollar drink minimum. After that, $10 cover plus…

Overall, a surprisingly decent club. With the influx of overweight and unattractive girls at another nearby club, I've seen some of the better looking ones starting to work here. $20 cover by default, but $10…

On a golf trip with my buddies had a taxi driver suggested this place. It's byob so we had to grab a couple cases of beer at a gas station close by. $25 to get…

Looking for a new place to hang out and have fun. Maybe 6 patrons and 10-15 girls. Two stages running girls do a set 1 song on each stage. Girls of all shapes and sizes.…

A friend visiting from out of town insisted that I escort him to Washington Park for an afternoon of prurient pursuits. I suggested a trip to Cahokia Mounds as the only reason to venture…

I get here around 10:30, no other customers in the bar and only 1 dancer, Gabrielle. I get a water and we start talking. She asks if I want a dance and I…

I did 2 private rooms in one day. Don't waste your time with Kitty. Ruby is a sweetheart and really cute. Shay is always amazing! I have been to this club dozens of times and…

Was in Vegas for the fight and after the party we were at ended we decided to hit up a club. We usually visit the Rhino but some of the guys in our group…

I took a lyft and the outside of the club was nice and well lit. Upon entering the cover was $12. The bar is to the left when you walk in and the stage directly…

The age old debate. Hiliter OR Bourbon St.? To answer that question, answer the following: 1) Clean and Classy = Bourbon St. a) a higher class of talent …

Went there on a regular Wednesday around 11pm. I saw a couple of really hot blonde girls leaving. I wondered what is the best timing to visit. There a still 5 decent looking girls, and…

Dropped in to check out the smaller clubs. This is my very first visit ever, it is a small club located in the heart of Ballard. It is much smaller than any other.…

after a bad experience at cheetahs few months ago, i decided to give their sister club sporty's bikini bar a chance. I went in around 5 in the evening, there were 2 girls available but…

Returning here to see if the talent improved from a prior visit a few months ago. Club was jam packed with people... hard to get a place to sit, and the servers were not quick…

Went there again on a Tuesday after a while. Lots of new faces and couple of regular girls I remember. For some reason, the hostess won't give chance after you giv $10 for the drink.…

A drive by and a speedy decision to turn into this dive from a begone era. Having been here plenty of times before, I knew walking in that it's hit or miss but one…

I made the drive to Kokomo a few weeks ago after about 3 years since my last visit. I had good memories and high hopes but sadly HH did not live up to them. Unlike…

I arrived at Juliets in Erie at about 8:30 PM and stayed 2 hours. Cover is $5 but they waived it because I'm a veteran. Purchased a bottle of water at the bar $2 plus…

On my way back from a business trip and had an hour to kill on east side. Read some reviews about daytime activities at the ol bird, so i said why not. The good news…

I've been to a few clubs in the big city, but I've learned to mostly head to outer boros - Queens being the top spot, followed by the Bronx if you're looking for a little…

Stopped in tonight. Reasonably short visit maybe 8-8:30pm. The layout is well established but to be clear, a couple steps down into the place past all the dancers smoking outside. Pretty dark on entry, Men’s…

Maybe Desires is on a bit of a downward trend or maybe it was just a off day but its still probably the best in Providence. Picked up a friend from TF Green and…

First time in Portland! Overall a relatively small, but nicely appointed club. Just 2 stages downstairs, but there were often 2 dancers on the "main" stage at the same time. It was moderately crowded (to…

Got to Pigale at about 9:40 pm with a Co worker. It just started to get busy.I had not been there for a while.I had a very had experience with one of the Security guys .I…

So I had a little free time before I had to get home. So I decided why not hit the strip club. I thought Friday was a bigger night to go. I was…

I’ve been to Baby Dolls a few times over the past year, but thiswas my first day shift. I wasn’t sure what to expect, but was pleasantly surprised. I arrive at about…

It has been quite a while since I've been to Club 390. I just walked in, no cover during the time I was there in the afternoon. They have remodeled and got rid of the…

PoleKatz is quickly becoming my favorite club in Chicago-land. Tuesday nights are well documented as $10 topless and $20 nude nights. The customers know this and the dancers know this, so it tends to have…

Came on Friday night with a friend around 11pm. We used a Yelp check in to pay I think $10 for cover which included a drink. Otherwise it's $20. That night there was about…

Girls were quite accommodating very upfront with service list! I went on a Friday night and it was pretty slow only a few people there. I was about to leave when a duo of girls…

It's a trend which happens in strip clubs across the country, I think. I always find the best looking, classier dancers early in the week (like Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday), than later in the week(Thrus…

When I run through NE Kansas, I like to occasionally stop in at Tommiknockers. Used to go to that location in the '80's. And I like smaller clubs. Never been to Sasnak.…

I had visited this strip joint ten years ago, and it doesn't seem to have changed. It takes two minutes for your eyes to adjust to a very dimly lit club. To the left of…

Went to Cheeks because I had read some reviews and was looking to try something new. Was hoping to have a little bit more of an adventurous experience than what I am accustomed to in…

I've been a frequent patron at the PO, I've had many reviews here, but I must say over the last few visits, all of which were not reviewed, I was highly disappointed with the entertainers.…

It's been a while since my last vist, but I have been 2 times in the past month. always on the day shift. My latest visit was exhilarating, met the nice brunette with glasses her…

My first visit to scarletts, as I drove into the fenced and well lit parking lot I noticed that this club looked upscale along the lines of Hustler club. The stage set up allows for…

I hadn't been to the Landing Strip in quite a while and decided to stop in after dropping off a friend at Metro. I won't cover the boring stuff like the valet and the layout -…

Strolled in on a Sunday afternoon on my way home from LAX not expecting much but ended up leaving happy. When I got there there was only four girls working as it was close to…

Was passing through again for work. Didn't have much time but figured WTH since been a while and usually fun. Layout here in a nutshell, you enter into lobby to pay in, long room, with…

Stopped by while traveling thru on business. Monday night was pretty slow, but there were 7-9 dancers working and all of them were 6 and up. Met little brunette named Addison. She was 5'4" with…

It’s been a long time since business took me to San Diego, and I jumped at the chance when it came up. I love the clanking sounds of the turnstiles at the border....means I’ll soon…

Nothing new here. Club is the same shabby place. The bar is on the wall opposite the entrance. Cover is $5. The talent, mostly low end. Sometimes there is a decent looking…

I have been to Cheerleaders a few times in the last year. Where it was once a bikini bar, it's now an actual topless club. I liked the new style and had a…

In my opinion this club is worth a go if you have time to kill and cash lying around. When you first walk in the bar is to the right and they don’t…

I rolled up to Hustler around 10 pm. Self parked, walked up to the door, and saw just a short line. For some reason, the line didn’t move for about 10 minutes. When a…

Was in town for a wedding and this was the only snow in town. The building looks horrible from the outside but the inside was very nice. It’s an historic looking building and the layout appealed…

On a Sunday evening around 10pm, On my way to Asheville, I decided to stop by paper doll lounge and as usual.i had to pay a membership card, and then told me that I can…

I was in this area of Ft Worth and I had a free afternoon, so I decided to give it a shot. Nice parking lot and building. Large stage, plenty of table with…

Stopped by Hustler Club after visiting some other clubs on the Block. It was a bad night for the other clubs with no talent on hand. More mileage is readily available at the…

The club is nice inside better than most. The selection of women were terrible, 2 to be precise about it. Both were skinny one AA and the other was either Latin or Mexican not sure.…

Overall, great time and highly recommend it. After midnight on weekends is better than weekdays for sure. Some more detailed notes below: - Way better than a normal strip club. - Girls are…

I'll skip the usual club review - place is still a smoky cesspool. On to the private dance details with smoking hot Kelly. I'd guess she's mid to late 20's, nice…

Full nude strip club means no alcohol allowed unfortunately. Get your drink on beforehand, or walk a few minutes to a bar nearby. Cover was $26 for men and $21 for women. Sit at the…

I know that there has been a lot of conversation about the Cuban presence at Wacko's. Some like it, others don't, but I found something to like the other day when I was in Jax…

Stopped by during happy hour to kill some time during the rush hour traffic a few weeks back. Place looked nice as usual. Very cheap beer to draw in the crowd but few…

Working nearby, I was obliged to investigate Diamond Jim's. Although TUSCL lists it as Beloit, Google claims it's in Janesville. In reality, it's right on the line between the two, so be advised…

Went to Lido's West Village location which has always been a favorite of mine. Lido had events there going back almost 4 years. It's an established neighborhood bar which has 2 floors and an outdoor…

For the first time in a while, I was in Glover Park, found a parking space in front around 9ish, and stopped by GG. No ID, no cover, just a DJ on the right…

My favorite place to get lunch in all of Manhattan! Where else can I get a delicious 3 course meal for $15 in this crazy city?! I’ve even taken some of my coworkers here (men…

Unfortunately hobbying in the Hudson Valley has limited options. I have a few UTR that I see but I like variety. So, from time to time I still stop at Sunset. Their…

Went in on a Saturday early evening and got hit up by a few of the new girls right away. Nothing to write home about so I just said I’m here to see a…

This place is right in the heart of the city: first thing you should know about SF strip clubs is that they can only be “nude” for so much time, so every third or forth…

I think anyone that is a fan of the Blue moon knows that it isn't everyone's cup of tea but it serves its purpose. This was my last stop after trying two other clubs and…

Went with my girlfriend after the opera. It was the girlfriend's first time to a strip club. They'd been curious about what the experience was like and I figured Gold Club was a good place…

This club is huge inside. It was a Tuesday night and then run a $10 topless/ $20 nude special all night. That is $10 off each, so you can stretch that dollar pretty far on…