The worst experience ever!

After a dental appointment, just a 6-month cleaning, nothing serious, I decided to give this place a try before tackling the hellish traffic on I-10. I arrived around 11 AM and there were a few cars in the parking lot, which was paved, but also littered with broken bottles. That should have been a warning for what was to come.

There was no entrance fee as I entered the place. The actual entrance to the dance area wasn't clearly marked so I tried a couple of doors before one of the dancers came out to lead me inside. The place was extremely run down. There was one large stage and - I believe - a smaller satellite stage. I was led to a table and informed that at that time of day, there were no dancers on stage, just individual dances. A dancer - one of the approximately five who were there - approached and sat down. She was not completely unattractive, a bit overweight, but okay, maybe a 3-4 or so. She asked if I wanted a dance and I said sure. I thought it would be at the table, but instead I was led to a back room. That's where things really got disgusting. There were sofas and chairs around the surprisingly large space and all of them were ratty and broken. There were beer and wine bottles strewn on the floor and the tables. It looked like the aftermath of a frat party that had lasted a week. I should have left then, but I decided one dance would be okay and then I'd leave.

The dancer, let's call her LouLou, sat me know on a sofa, then said she needed to go change into her dancer costume. That took about five minutes. I sat there while another dancer worked on a customer in the opposite corner. Finally, LouLou came back and fired up Pandora on her phone for the music. Most of the dance she remained clothed until finally she removed her top. I was allowed to touch her and she did grab the gearstick a couple of times, but nothing to get too excited about. Thankfully the song was a short one. I paid her the $20 and indicated I had to go.