Reviews

I would challenge anyone to name a place that has a better combination of club quality, girl attractiveness, and dollar value. Many moons ago I was a regular at CD but work and circumstances…

First of all - its a bikini bar so lower your expectations!! I guess this is the only option in the Grand Rapids area. I was driving thru town on business and decided…

Stopped in about 5 pm. Maybe 25 patrons. Saw signs about "Christmas " events December 17 & 21. Usually their events are quite good. Worthwhile to attend. I like .... the every…

I went in on a Tuesday around 1115 so they were still opening up. Walked in got my free cover from the very nice girl at front. Main area the Managers were walking everywhere…

Wax has become my go to spot. The only 2 clubs I even go to anymore are Wax and Blaze. I left work early the Friday after Thanksgiving and stopped at Wax. It was about…

I first took a drive to Private Eyes to see if reports of it being closed were true. There was no one in the parking lot and there was a for sale sign out…

I paid the $15 cover and entered to basically an empty room. I was worried I had just wasted $15. There were two dancers sitting at the bar, on their cell phones. And two other…

I had a great time in this place. There was a variety of girls on offer. There were spinners and curves. There are white, Hispanic, a couple black, and one or two…

I showed up at TMC sound 2 PM on a Thursday afternoon. This proved to be a horrid mistake. I should have just stayed home and read a book. My demoralizing experience was not…

I have been a patron of this club for a long time. The last few times I've been there I've felt completely let down. This time so much so that I am done trying. You…

Bad thing is, I think they have a another couple months to go before the liquor license is returned to them. But Just like the title says. Everyone knows the rules. Pay to play. If…

I went in with the expectation of being able to get some extras because last time one of the dancers claimed she does them. So I get for 10 dollars not bad. The policy is…

Ive been here a few times. This was the first time in almost a year. I had some extra time and cash decided to stop by Lustys. I walk in and it is DEAD!!!!!! I…

I went to see someone I knew from another club. She was there, but while waiting I was barraged with dancers looking for a lap dance customer. On a weekend night it starts before you're…

I’ve been coming here since I was 19. It’s never been this good. The girls are mostly Hispanic or black and they cater to mostly a Latino customer base. Reggaeton is the…

Recently I made my first visit since spring. While I had a generally good time, it could well be my last visit due to some recent policy changes. Back in May there were some price increases…

Returned after many, many months of hiatus from this club, mostly due to a certain bouncer who apparently confused Band-Aids with a Baptist church, making fun there impossible. Walked in on Friday, older door guy…

We went to the green door really unsure of what to expect. We arrived around 11:00pm, but the manager told us that there weren’t many couples “partying” yet. He suggested that we go next door…

Whenever I pass by Harrisburg, I make sure to stop by at this club. It’s a nice little club inside an adults toy store. The club has a flat rate of $10: for admission fee…

I have not been to Pink in a while - needed a change up from my regular routine. Entered around midnight. Parking lot attendant - $2 - parking in the business next door…

Going west from Phoenix, this club appears to be on the outskirts as it is next to the Glendale airport, landfill and desert wash. As you enter from Glendale Ave, it is a free…

I have been going to Atlanta to visit follies but never tried Cheetah as I know that there Is no mileage in floor dances. I made a quick visit to follies after 7 pm and…

Went on a Friday evening. They had more than 10 dancers and at anytime there were 4 dancers on the main stage. The club was crowded with a Smokey feel but it felt a bit…

Cant touch, no lap dances, hot girls though. Standard DC strip club, cleanish, safe, etc. There are two floors, upstairs open late and weekends. Drinks are pricy, and the girls do a…

Clancy’s changed my life. I started going down this hallway towards backroom bliss about 3 years ago when I met this Buxom Brazilian Milf who graced us with her talents on Monday and Wednesday nights.…

I traveled to Jacksonville NC from Gainesville FL to visit a long time friend and 10 yr. vet of the USMC. We decided to visit the area strip clubs and eventually made our way to…

HI all, On a whim, I went to the caddy shack to grab a bite and see the talent. Apparently there were 5 dancers today and there was a steak special I think…

I'm not from the Detroit Metro area, and have only visited the clubs there a couple times a few years ago. The clubs in my area are nice, but I have never been offered…

This place was closed for a while with problems with the owners and the state. After reopening I didn't notice much difference. The dancers seem to be the same, the bar options/prices seemed relatively the…

So this place is slowly starting to become my go to for attractive ladies who provide a great experience. I was in Seattle on a shopping mission and decided to swing by on my…

I arrived just as the opened the free buffet at 4:00 but I did not partake. I have in the past but this day nothing looked good. Had one beer for $6. My latest visit was…

I'll start by saying I have no idea why this club is reported as closed on this website. Southern xposure in Morgantown is definitely open, as I was there a couple of nights ago. I…

I'm not from the Detroit Metro area, and have only visited the clubs there a couple times a few years ago. The clubs in my area are nice, but I have never been offered…

I’ve been to AB a few times, always hoping it will be better than the last. Music too loud, venue too dark and amount of beautiful women I would be willing hand money to…

This is the first Ft Myers club I've been to that didn't suck. I haven't been to Lookers yet, but Babes and Fantasy's are dumps. This place is definitely decent, looks recently remodeled. They…

I've been off the club circuit for a while but was heading out of Providence and decided to stop for couple beers at Mickeys. It's off the beaten path in a residential neighborhood…

Arrived before 5, no there was no cover charge. The cover charge is $10 after 5 p.m. Both the upper and lower stages were open. On Monday through Wednesday only the lower stage is open.…

Ive been to cheetahs several times. Mostly during day shift. Conveniently located off the 163. Not too far from dt / airport / beaches. Plenty of parking. Safe... Club is clean and well maintained. There…

Still a hole in the wall but large open parking lot makes it easy to get to. Layout is still the same as written before but the lack of smoking makes it more bearable. restrooms are clean…

In an effort to expand my SC horizons I decided to give fantasy of hammond a try It's close to 80/94eway but the a access road is really bad potholes everywhere. This…

Free parking, $9.50 cover, $20 a dance, 4 stages, all Cubanas, $1 draft until 9pm. The day after Thanksgiving, decided to swing by Michaels to see if there was any new talent. Seems like there were…

I’m normally a Criket/Subi’s/Bogies guy, but I decided to up my game with a couple of trips to Flight Club. Thanks to you reviewers, I knew what to expect and had plenty of funds available.…

Hey All. The Living Room loses its liquor license on Dec 20th. Full details here: https://fox45now.com/news/local/living-room-strip-club-in-harrison-twp-loses-its-liquor-license-following-investigation No word yet on how the club is going to respond. One hopes they go the way of Diamonds, make…

It had been years since I went to kitty's. I finished up my holiday shopping and decided to treat myself to to a beer and and view. I figured I stop in a old watering…

I got a text yesterday from a girl I used to see regularly at Dandy Dans. She had recently moved to Players and invited me in to see her. Dropped by with a friend around…

I went to the Purple Orchid parking looking for Dream Gentleman's club. This was around 1:15 Friday night/Saturday morning. I live in Wilimington, De, but I decided to give it a shot. A man at…

It was early afternoon. It was pretty slow. They were dancing on one stage at a time. It was quiet and relaxed. They had three girls working 2 6s and a 7-8. They were blonde,…

When Fuego went on their hiatus a year or two ago I had to start looking for other options. I am so glad for that because I found Showcase, which is right up the road,…

I normally avoid going to Dandy Dans on Fridays due to the higher ratio of guys to strippers. A buddy insisted I accompany him today, so I went along to give him company. There were…

I must admit expectations were low. After all this was Pennsylvania err Pennsyl-tucky as I like to call it. And this was the armpit of PA Allentown. Not much going on in these woods so…

Back at my goto haunt. I don’t visit the “Wheel” as often as I had in the past. To many visits were disappointing in the past 2 years. I didn’t even bother to renew…

Stopped in around 3:30 PM. There were six dancers and eight customers. I got a beer from the barmaid and sat at the table next to the jukebox. An attractive AA…

Was in Indy for business and I stopped by Dancers. I stop in this club 4-5 times per year and used to have a great time. Lately it has been disappointing due to girls simply…

It was late afternoon on a Saturday. It was chilly but dry and as the time was changed, it was already getting dark. was driving north on I-275 and had some time, so I thought…

No cover during the day. Still $14 at bar, that gets you two drinks. No alcohol. They do have coffee and espresso which is nice during the day. I prefer the day shift to the…

So the day before Thanksgiving I had some cousin come into town pretty early in the morning. Seeing that we weren't being entrusted to cook the meal we decided that we needed something to do.…

So happy hour from 5 - 8 p.m. is only $5 admission. I ordered and nonalcoholic beer for $5 and bought a bottled water for $5 for the first girl who caught my eye…

Got to the club around 7pm and paid the $10 cover. The parking in the back is convenient but small so I assume it will fill up when the club is busy. When…

Having taken some time off from the strip club scene in Detroit after growing tired of the Airport/Michigan Ave. clubs I decided to give Subi’s a visit for the first time on a recent Tuesday,…

Greatlocation with good venue only 5 mins to Philly airport. Business trip, definitely Yes. Low key with lots of 8 large screen TVs. Dancers are not super pushy for dances. Good mileage for your money…

Second visit. Odd scene. Visited on the early side so take that into account. Scene and women looked better as I was leaving. When I was there 830ish there was one stage open and a…

This was my first visit to Dreamers. I arrived around 2:00 PM and agree with the other reviews that the parking felt safe with all the cameras around the building. I walked…

I went in on Wednesday night. I had a card to get in free. Cover was $15 plus $10 for parking in the lot across the street. When I got there I was one of…

Waste of time. Got in right before I had to pay a cover. 4 dollar beers. Only three girls working at 8 on a Friday night. Sat there for over an hr before any of…

Arrived at the Hole at around 8:00. A good number of dancers working but very few customers - sensing that it could be a buyer's market. I had come to see Monroe who I had…

I hadnt been here in years, Im talking 10 or more, so I didnt know they were bought up by Spearmint rhino. So definitely different from last time...so here's the run down 1. atmosphere: ok and…

I’ve been here lots of times over the last 10 years, but this visit was not like others. The club was short on dancers other than very thick girls (although one more attractive girl…

Arrived at the Ballpark at approximately 7:45. Three girls on the board - Pamela, Cherry & Angel. Pamela is a big bodied Brazilian with nice curves and a big ass - if you are into…

Had to meet up with my bud and decided to meet here since it's about 1/2 way between each of our homes and we usually have a good time here. I got there 1st and was…

Got to the club around 8pm on a Friday. The club is a bar with a stage in the middle with two poles. The bar had maybe 20 customers mostly and older crowd and older…

It’s been a while but had a night out it the guys and we decided to conclude the night at gossips. I remember hearing that new owners spent quite a few dollars revamping the place…

I tried this place again this past Wednesday around 8:15pm. Its located in the middle of downtown Durham, somewhat difficult to find as its lodged in a strip building area. Parking is available in front…

Went back to the GGR after a long layoff (2+ years). Same setup as always; very quiet outer bar with sad dudes milking sodas, and the inner bar/stage area. There is always 1…

First time to this club. Arrived around 6:30pm and they let me in for no cover. Got a drink for around $4 and before I knew it a tall Cuban girl was in my lap.…

I was in the DC area recently and decided to check out this club. This was my first time in a DC club so I’m not sure how it compares. I got there around 9…

Heard the Officers Club was up and running again. It was sold not to the Navy but to a New Owner. Stopped by to take a look . Got there around 630 pm on Fri.…

Took about 2 years off from sc’s and decided to venture back into the scene. Picked Legends as my first spot to dive into. Had never been as I think it was just…

Was out and about on Mon evening and decided I needed an itch scratched. I wound up at the SP after I spent a little time at the club down the street. SP is my…

Not much has changed over the years, except for some of the talent. Deer Season seems to bring in better looking talent, other than that everything is pretty much the same.…

Another afternoon visit to the blue. The layout hasn’t changed, LD room immediately to the right with bar and stage further back. Very dark coming in from outside, but my eyes adjusted after…

It has been a couple years since visiting this club. The benefit of this club is that alcohol is served here. With that being said, this means it is topless only. There are other clubs…

I decided I wanted to go out my last night in WPB. Spearmint Rhinos was a staple, so I figured it was safe especially after Rain seemed closed down. Arrived around 1030P and parked down…

This is from a visit about three weeks ago. I have generally been avoiding the cricket due to the fact that the dancers generally stay with the regulars. On this particular Tuesday afternoon visit, there…

If you like latina's and boobs this is your place. I went on a Thursday night expecting an empty club surprisingly club was jumping with customers and dancers. It was a full house. Paid…

In review 138 i dubbed adrianna queen of the titty gods and she still reigns. i reviewed her titties extensively in review 138 so i'll just say that it is like her titties are…

I stopped in on a Wednesday two weeks ago. No patdown as I walked past the dancer sign-in sheet on the corner of the bar near the door. I just took a quick glance but…

So it's been a while since I have reviewed Carl's. My recent trip here was a couple of weeks ago on a very busy Saturday night. It usually is busy on weekends and finding parking…

Once again in Vegas for a few days of business. Finished up a bit early Monday and had time to stop in in the afternoon. While I've been here a lot over the…

Thursday was my 62nd birthday. It's about a 3 hour drive for me to get to the Playhouse, it's a good thing it is not closer. I decided to make the drive up and celebrate.…

Stop by a few weeks ago, and this might be one of the worst places I have ever been. It's very small, the bar maybe has enough room for 3 people and the stage is…

Entered the club aroun 1230 on a Sunday night place was dead maybe 10 customers and about the same number of dancers. Was approached by a brunette who was tweaking on something and would not…

Went to the cabaret on a Monday night. Decided to get two dances from diamond. She put her big booty in my face, and I ate that big booty and kitty. Then i sucked on…

This was the most disappointed I've ever been with a strip club. The place looks nice. Good chairs in viewing area. It was super dark though, I could barely make out what someone looked like…

This was my first time to a full nude club.This was also the first time I'd seen a fee to enter the vip area for a dance. That said overall I had a load of…

I was there on a Friday afternoon as i had some time before getting to work. Entry was $10 and went to the bar to get $1 drink but the tap was not working, ended…

Went in around 1am. Very close to closing time which is 2am. Walked in and had to pay maybe a $10 fee. Don't really remember to be honest. Yes that's how good it was. HA Walked…

After my quick trip to the Palomino: https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?id=343989 ... I headed south down the 15 freeway, got off on the Sahara East (Highland) exit, and turned on to Highland drive in the area where a bunch of…

First time here...pleasantly surprised. A fairly basic setup...bar along the back wall, and one main stage. Private dances are in the back corner in booths...VIP's are either in the other corner or a room you…

So this is a really upscale club (my benchmark are the SC clubs). The facilities are top class, and many ladies are attractive. Plus, the ladies dress well, nothing too shabby. Here what is good: -the…

Made it to the Barrel on a weeknight since I was in the area and a bit burnt out on other upstate clubs. First of all, Barrel is not a dump but it's also not…