Reviews

Once the Mecca of The Global SC World has fallen off a cliff worse than my 401k Stock portfolio! It’s been written that some of the 8-10’s have gone to Scarlets’s and DD in Pompano.…

Stopped in midweek since i had just landed in MIA and didn't have much to do. There's a regular rotation of girls here so you can find one for everyone's taste. The 2 for 1…

Gang of 3 Really Great night 11/9/2018 Fri 8PM-Midnight We finally meet again and what a night. Raven The Star of our show was obviously Raven. She spent a good share of the night with us not only…

Better late than never? This was my first visit to Penthouse. Not first visit since the remodel, but first visit ever. I wish I had experienced a visit to the Penthouse Club before the shutdown,…

I have visited here 3 times in the past year and each time was well worth the trip. My trips were all between 3 and 5pm with a handful of girls working. You…

Went here on a saturday night around 8 o clock. There were 8 dancers working. The place was pretty busy. It is pretty small and the only place available to sit was at the rack.…

Went in on a weekend evening and parking lot was packed, a good sign. Paid the cover, ushered by hostess to an open table an ordered my drink. Tipped her a few bucks and watched…

Not sure why this was listed as it isn't a club, but there are booths in the back of the store with different selections of films to go through. You can ask the (cute)…

We decided to end our night here. As we walked in, you can see that it's a very classy and well kept place. Some girls were basically attached at the hip to some customers at…

Came here for my monthly guys night out. Didn't know it was UFC fight night, cover was $10, which is standard for Saturday night, so at least we didn't have to pay extra.…

My experience was over all good. Albeit, this was the first time I have ever been to a club like this. It was comparable to your typical strip club, but better. Loud music, decent lighting,…

Like any club, there are the good and the not so good. The great: this club is big, very clean and plenty of very attractive girls all over. I think there were more than…

As I came to town early for a non-business event, I decided to stop in for lunch. As always, the food was good and the staff was friendly and attentive. There were some…

I like this club because it's comfortable -- I can sit at a table and watch both the TV and the stage, the waiters, bouncers, and managers are friendly, and the girls expect to engage…

This is not a strip club but a massage parlor. $60 cover to get in. I arrived at about 9:30 and asked to see a line up of the girls. Mamasan…

You can have fun there but you'll pay for it - and I mean through the nose. I didn't see many customers. It's not a place that makes it up by volume - just the…

Was pleasantly surprised at the quality of the ladies. Being all nude and no alcohol, I expected a hefty dose of average. But it was quite the opposite - there were some of the most…

I stopped by here with a group of friends. The place was packed on a saturday night so we all went to stand by the back wall. The stage is big and…

Stopped by Magic City last Saturday night. Arrived around 11 pm Cover was $20 Bouncer pat down, standard Metal detector to get in Even old guys gotta show ID to get in The club is one big open area,…

As many have noticed and noticed, this place isn't a typical strip club. Both outside and inside, it's definitely got an old-fashioned feeling to it. Somewhere halfway between a burlesque venue and strip club, there…

Figured i'd stop by after landing at PHL. Thursday nights here was a little more festive than I would have expected. The bar was packed with one seat left. I saw a few regular ladies…

So been here before but got a text message for half off so decided to check it out. I got here fairly early to the point the door girl said as long as you buy…

This was actually 2 trips. Wednesday 10/31 about 4pm. Then Thursday 11/1 about noon. Both trips stayed a couple hours. Similar trips, only on Thursday wasn’t very busy until about 2pm. Upon arrival…

Man i love this spot These clubs have almost all black girls. All shapes and sizes,In the infamous words of Drake I like my girlz BBW so i prefer my entertainment a little thick and…

After my first trip to PT Indy, I was impressed. So most of my club experiences were in Ohio and Atlanta. The trip to Indy was awesome. Without getting into details, let's just say the…

I was passing through and had to stop at Cowboys. Wednesday night had $0.00 cover charge. No ID check and no pat down. There are two bars and three dance stations. The front bar and…

This place is now called Power. Totally different inside. I went on Tuesday at 11:00 and the door was chained shut. I went back on Wednesday at 12:00 and it was open.…

Stopped by Cheetah on Tuesday night and Wednesday night. I was at a convention that was in Atlanta. Wednesday was a lot busier that Tuesday. Wednesday there were probably 20 dancers on…

Over the last two years had visited House of Babes when I traveled through Columbus. Had fairly bad experiences-- did reviews. Parking is easy and plentiful. The place is in a slightly shady…

I’m siting in this place right now. It is fucking sad. It smells like willie Nelson’s dressing room. The 3 dancers are all 1-2’s. The coors light was 10 bucks. It is dark as fuck,…

I’ve been here a few times. It’s the kinda dive where you know you are gonna have to fend off the less attractive and heavy dancers in the hopes of maybe getting a dance from…

Had an early work meeting today. Since I work afternoons, decided to run errands after. Ended up down the street and stopped in about 12:45. 3 customers and the bartender Jaclyn and Sassy. Shavonne came…

Hey all. Just wanted to report that I went to Bellas last week (Tuesday afternoon) between 5-730, right before I caught my flight. Spent an hour or so enjoying some Coronas and tipping 1's as…

I've herd and even have read that this club is a shit hole... But you people just haven't seen what a real shit hole is lol... Go check out Lady G in Greenville SC and…

I had to stop by on my way home as it was on the way. I have been at Hi-Liter many times for the past few years. After a pee break, I sit at…

Haven't been to this place in nearly a year. Was in the area so I decided to try my luck. Headed in shortly after 2pm. Just two girls working. First one, older blonde Latina, didn't…

First of all you can't miss this place! It's gourged with purple light and right by the freeway. Its 20 bucks to get in, 20 for VIP, and then 20 for the dance. As you…

I happened to be on the north side of Phoenix, so why not stop in. I had read the prior reviews that were not all that positive. Arrived at 4 in the afternoon, so…

Natalie - Been around a long time including Hi-Liter and Centerfolds the night of the death. She says the guy was being very abusive to dancers even hitting them when tossed out. However, she…

Went to TC because it was my birthday pary with a few brothers from the church of tuscl... Brother Doc Evil and Brother Go Vikings. Mane this club has so many hot spinners and thick bitches…

I had to be near Cleveland today and on the way back I wanted to take advantage of the opportunity to see CW's again. I don't remember how long it has been, but this…

I don’t go to Tampa often, but feel that the quality of Mons, my former favorite place to go to, has gone downhill precipitously. Five years ago,they always had a number of entertainers that were…

TUSCLer and real bro Wanabefrank and I had wanted to do a bar crawl and check out a few other places in La Zona. On that Saturday night one of those bars was La Malquerida…

I don’t go to Tampa often, but feel that the quality of Mons, my former favorite place to go to, has gone downhill precipitously. Five years ago,they always had a number of entertainers that were…

So it’s been about 6 months since visiting the Playhouse and ended up there on a Monday afternoon with low expectations! About 15 dancers working, your typical mix of older latinas and I would…

This was the forth and final club of my “club hop” for the day and definitely the best of the bunch. The club was out in the middle of nowhere which I was unsure about…

Went in on a Wednesday night. Was told $5 cover at first, then quickly changed to 8. I went in and sat at the bar. Ordered a bud light for 4 and started talking to…

Went into Uptown after the Panthers Game, no cover with a game ticket. Place was busy with 90 % of the guys coming from the football game. Plenty of hot women there this evening. Good…

Pulled in around 8. Cover was $10. Went and sat at the bar and ordered a beer $6 I believe. I enjoy this place generally. Usually a laid back generally can…

In a way I love this place. It’s so consistent. The girls while not hot are still attractive enough. One that was working was a little chubby for my tastes but she…

Stopped in around 8:00 on a Thursday. This place is right next door to Rick's. Typical NYC club. Drinks are fairly expensive, but there wasn't a cover charge, which was surprising.…

It had been quite some time since I visited a strip and all I was really looking for was some good grinding lap dance action. It was nice that parking was free, but everything beyond…

Met a friend for a relaxing lunch and went to the TL in mt Clemens. Been there a few times in the past and the dances are average but the bang for the buck is…

Hello to all... i vowed i would not go back, but here i was at the block again..... sheesh.... Thursday afternoon trip. Started at Fantasies, OK club, no extras as far as i can tell. I…

Stopped by after picking up a friend at Metro. Walked in and we were the only customers there at 3 pm in the afternoon. There wanted cover to sit in a majority of the booths…

I've made a couple recent visits to Pandora's, the ratings for this review reflect my more recent successful trip. The first of the two visits was a dud. A Thursday late afternoon with…

So I was in St. Louis for one day. Had my heart set on going to Wise Guys which was closed. After some missteps I decided I had to go somewhere and wound…

---------- NOTE: ---------- This is a long rambling review of a dive-club thus skip it if short on time/patience ---------- I have reviewed this club several time b/f. For those unfamiliar w/ Porthole, Porthole is a mixed club that is laid-out…

This is a long overdue review from August. I went to Lido Room for the first time on a Tuesday at the downtown location. I told the bouncer I was there for the Lido Room…

This club is upscale and very nice. Girls working there are easily 8-10 and all are beautiful. I went in and only spent about half an hour. The type of club I…

Unless you've driven through Florida and stopped at the only strip club in the world where the cafeteria is fully lit while the dancers fight for attention against scrambled eggs and hashbrowns (Sam's Hofbrau at…

I made a return trip to Rio after a prolonged absence due to work, and found it to be as before. The girls were friendly and engaging. After watch a gorgeous ebony on stage, she…

Decided to hit up Dollies on Wednesday. It was just before 6 when I got there. There was Alize, Sofi and Nicole. Sofi was witnsomeone so Nicole latched on me.…

So I went back to jaguars (a converted workshop?) on a super tuesday $10 cover $5 floor dances with byob and it was actually pretty decent this time, got there at 9:30 and stayed until…

During daytime, this club is like a trip to Latin America or nearby islands - Latin music, Latin dancers for the most part, you hear mostly Spanish being spoken. And the Coronas are being passed…

Saw decent reviews and had to try this place out. Showed up around 9pm on a Thursday night. $7 cover to a lady with nice jugs and one hand I believe.…

Mermaids Classico Massage & Bar is located across from the far more famous and, based off previous reviews, far better rated Hong Kong Gentlemen’s Club. I was admittedly bored and looking for a decent massage.…

Like the title says, first time I've been to PHL on a Friday. I usually go early or mid week. What a difference. 2 girls on stage at all times. Dollar parade was non…

Stopped by mid evening after a business dinner. Haven't been here in a while so thought i would take a gamble. Wrong bet this night. Walked in, place was dead. Few…

My second visit to Synn COI was similar to my first. It was more crowded with dancers than patrons, the music never bothered me, a good percentage of the talent was sexy and the atmosphere…

Went to meet a client at Cheetah. The club is always clean, great service and the food is amazing. Especially the Lamb lollipops and the fried chicken with spinach and mashed potatoes. The girls are…

Stopped by TD's North in the early evening. Got the wand, ID scan, then paid my $6 cover and in I went. First stop was the restroom to take a leak and better acclimate to the…

The club is in the middle of nowhere, but the pink lights shine like a beacon of hope on a lonely road. The girls at Grandview are jaw dropping in particular when you consider how…

First off I was surprised someone had written a review on the same day I had. Working late needed to kill a couple hours before I need to go back, decided to stop in…

The new location of Flashdancers is not really ideal, it is much smaller than its original place on 52nd St. The entrance fee is $20 so I decided to check it out. The dance space…

I haven't been here in probably over 10 years and since were celebrating for my friends birthday we figured we would make this place our last stop which was at about 2:30 AM. There are…

Went to the new location for FD. It is smaller, weirdly set up, and not as comfortable. They have two girls dancing on a main stage, and one at a bar "stage" which…

Walked in and saw some trash I wanted to plow through, she was white with blonde hair and when she spoke she looked like she had thrush mouth. Most people know this is the END…

It was a dark and stormy night. The creature known only as "Sassy" hid in her lair, in an old run down tavern called Glory Daze. She gnawed on the bones of a barbequed…

Went by to give it one more try and guess what? It's closed, the signs are gone or covered and there is a hand written "We're closed" sign on the door. The dirty bird is…

Been awhile since I went clubbing and even though I discussed visiting the airport clubs with some great advice from Electronman (shout-out). I didn't want to sit in rush hour traffic so I took a…

Soo I was under the impression that I was going to have soo much fun mm NOT.It may have adult entertainment but I wasn't entertained at all. All the women were in some kind of…

My all-favorite club over the past 20 years. Yes the quality has declined, and the club vibe itself is boring, and prices have become more expensive but still diamonds to be found here. I have…

As usual, Bristol doesn't disappoint. Don't know why but always end up here around the 7 PM shift change. Seems like the afternoon shift clears out and we are left waiting for the…

this place continues to be a good place for a quick thrill. i was just there the other day and found it pretty much the same as it has been for several years now. all of…

It just a brick cube on the outside but since you get in they have 1 stage and probably 8-10 girls working. All of college age with the school so close by. Very friendly and…

This club is doo-doo, I personally love naked and nice women but I don’t like women who decide to be C-Words. This club has made it to where the girls are pocket watching and…

It had been a couple months since my last visit to 205. I was in the area so I decided to check it out. Nothing has really changed. Great happy hour prices on drinks($2.25 for…

I've probably passed this place a million times and not known what it was. It just looks like a cheap dive bar from the outside. And it is. But inside this cheap dive bar is…

Not to sound like every Yelp strip club review ever, but... It's a neighborhood bar that happens to have some topless women dancing on a stage. Stopped in with a couple hours to kill, had…

Okay, I'm a devout woman of color fan. I hang out mostly at Atlantis or purple orchid. I've read about outer space and all the reviews I've read intrigued me enough to make my first…

This girl was one of the only girls in the booth area that I saw everyone else was in a dance so I decided to just go with Passion. It was $60 just to…

I have reviewed this club b/f so will not get into club details - refer to my October 6, 2014 Trap Lounge review for club details - but in a nutshell The Trap Lounge is…

I went in for a beer while I was in the area, simple as that. The place was shockingly busy for a strip club at about 1pm. Probably like 20 customers. Most of them sat…

I’ll start off this review by saying that Deja Vu is a bikini bar. I knew this before my visit so I had an idea of what to expect but i had never been…

Ventured in on a Friday night in search of a specific girl. Blonde, DD good personality. Had seen her a couple months back, but no luck on weekdays seeing her for the past couple months,…

This I think it’s got to be my most favorite club in the USA just from the standpoint of eye candy. there ain’t no mileage here (at least for me) but I do…

This used to be the mecca, the standard by which others were judged. Wow. Times have changed. I spent $25 to get in and out. And that was it. I got there Friday after 11:30…

Inevitably as the night gets slow we somehow always end up at centerfolds. It's about a 20 min uber right from midtown Sac (in case you're drunk like I was) and a $25 cover to…

Stopped in on a Saturday evening maybe around 10-11pm. $10 cover and a mandatory $11 soda or water. So over twenty dollars before I could even sit down. There were about 20…