Reviews

I was traveling for business and usually fly through Columbus enroute. This time I decided to work in two extra days on the trip to see Columbus one way and try to hit…

Honestly, I've been waiting for over a year to visit Cheeks again. I wanted to get there so bad that I left some pretty good clubs in Columbus while they were still…

Went on a Tuesday after work. Wont review the bar bc so many have and it hasnt changed. On tuesdays its pretty slim pickings. The best girl there was a hot black haired girl with…

With the dramatic change in talent at HiLiter, I decided to see if any of the talent has found its way to the sister club down the street. I know The Candy Store got the…

Just decided to swing by for old times not expecting much. Cover is $5 and VIP is $5 and beer is $4.50. Only 5 girls working. Grabbed a beer and sat in VIP to…

I was in Detroit for a few days on business and made a trip to Crickets. I typically hit Bogarts, Henry's and Cricket when in town, but on this visit just had time to…

So I got a call from Austin Texas. Crazyjoe has struck again, this time it was not a McDonald's like usual. It was the Palazio titty club. When I got there it was a crazyjoe…

This is a review for a visit last month as I've been very busy with work. Hadn't seen my fave in a while as she's been inconsistent with her dance schedule. Imagine that. Regardless I…

In town for work, I decided to see what type of strip clubs Birmingham had to offer. I walked in the door and was stopped by the most polite security person ever. He was very…

Hadn’t been to Bare Exposire for some time but came back for a bachelor party. Walk in, check cell phone at the door and are off we go. Good floor/stage/light setup although it…

I’m visiting in town, stayed in Scarborough and went club hopping. Brass Rails was great, (new review to come). Wiskey is middle of nowhere, CA. No cover on the Monday and 6$ for…

I stopped in on Thursday night around eleven. There were about twelve to fifteen guys sitting around the bar and two nice looking bartenders working but no dancers present. When I inquired about the lack…

I was staying at a hotel near the Galleria mall. The Men’s Club was about a block away so I was able to walk there from my hotel. It looks very nice from the outside…

Stopped in a couple times in the past month. Off-peak times so was not too busy, about 6-8 dancers and 10-12 patrons. As noted, there are usually a few in the 8 - 8.5 range,…

This location has it's own parking lot in front & in the rear. Upon entering there is a stage on the left (which no one uses) and a long straight bar on the right. There…

Got in around noon, you walk in and bathroom directly to your right. I normally stop in there and adjust and let my fly down half way. I never have paid a cover but I’m…

Nice time with a girl named Lourdes Nice big fake tits and super big Cuban booty. Took me upstairs and had a good time. She speaks broken english so I liked that. Don’t get me…

Had some free time on a Thursday afternoon so I decided to hit up Fantasies, since it was the only club in the state I had never been to. This visit was right before Halloween,…

Years ago spent considerable time here, have not visited in a while. Was down in the general area after my last appointment for the day and decided to stop in. First, definitely had that…

Its located on a dim lit street in an industrial part of Paterson. I parked a block away and the surrounding dreary streetscapes foretold what I was to encounter inside the Stripjoint. As I entered, there…

I had been to this club a few times before it changed names a couple times, and it had always lived up to its legendary hype. Unfortunately under the new ownership things have become…

The club was very dimly lit and surprisingly small on the inside, especially when considering the size of the crowd it has to contest with..like “several fire code violations” small. Surrounding the bar was a…

the last time i was here was 2 years ago, and i remember having a good time. i was in town for the night, so i decided to give it another try tonight. i’d say,…

As most reviewers have noted this place can be hit or miss, I’m sure the locals know the rhythm and I can tell it’s gonna be a good time when I see some locals there…

I went to the lido room during a friday night in October. As I got there before 9pm, the admission was $40. If I got there after 9pm, I would have been charged $60. The venue was in…

I have visited the Gold Club a few times over the past few months, so this review will be an overview across different days and times. Valet parking is mandatory. Only the valets are allowed…

Tried Kittens out during the daytime for the first time. Was happy with what I found. Only a handful of dancers but everyone that came but implied they were naughty in the back. Got…

Have not been to marios since June when they just went up on VIP fee for club. Well they raised the fee again to 80 dollars for 15 minutes. This has to be the biggest…

Sooooo. ..this O'Gascon club was quite Posh but also REALLY SMALL. Like...surprisingly Small. And, despite everyone I've ever spoken to (including a former stripper friend) who actually worked out of O'Gascon also, the ratio of…

Ok how in the world does this place have such a high value rating!?!?! Got there around 11 and paid the cover ($10) met 2 decent looking girls in the entry way smoking. We…

The place has a good physical layout and a good vibe because of that. Spacious, with a large stage in the middle and the bar to the left as you come in. Not too dark,not…

I was in town for business for three days and decided to visit as many clubs as I could after not having been to H town for a while. This one was right by my…

Stopped in after a disappointing visit to Cabaret East. No cover at the door, which was well appreciated. The beer tub girl by the door was pushing beers pretty hard, but I don't think that's different…

I was in town for an extended weekend after working all week, and decided to stop in to this place to check out the talent based on an experience I had previously. I walked in, and…

Lilly, Unique, Lexi, a black dancer I don't know, a reasonably cute brunette, a new latina, and a very overweight older gal. No Clover. No Maya. No Flower. No Devin. No Juicy. Definitely no Ebony,…

I am a longtime visitor of Playhouse and almost always come during the day. I have found that the true pros and the better mileage is during the day. Bartender Patty always takes care of me…

I was always curious about coming to this place because I work near it, so on my day off I decided to go in and check it out as soon as you walk into the…

Tried to hit Wackos while the day shift was there but I think I missed my window. There were a couple of white girls there but they seemed really spaced out - in a more…

Went in here for the first time on a Sunday evening when they had their $10/$20 dance specials during the game. The stage was empty for long periods of time and the club looked dead…

I arrived just after midnight on Friday night and the club was alive. Everyone seemed to be having a good time with the club about two thirds full. I grabbed a table just…

How does one pronuce follies? Is it fall-eeees or Fo-leeees? Anyway as for my visit. I arrived around 230 ish. The place was packed as usual. Grabbed a seat at the bar. Ordered a beer to…

Hit this place up based on reviews...it’s true. Place is about average-ok club vibe, but that’s not the business model. Approach and hustle is quick and honest. Tipped a old stripper for a neck rub, but…

When the review is titled "not a bad night" you know what can happen here, especially when compared with Ebony Inn and similar places. I hadn't been to Mustangs in over 2 years and decided…

This has become my go to spot for daytime clubs. They have a really good lineup and mix of girls. I knew this trip I wanted to get a dance with Tatiana so I spent…

This place was very busy, lots of dancers and customers Located right on Rt. 17 near the Rt 80 interchange it is super visible and gets lots of drive by business. FYI if you have…

Found myself in the area when I was dropping off a friend. Came by around 3pm on saturday afternoon. Free and easy parking. Kind of a rough area though. Free admission but $6 per drink.…

Decided to go on a feature night with Christy Mack. As I have a VIP card I didn't pay cover but I understand they were charging $25 to get in. Went up to VIP area…

Walked in pretty close to the time they opes 7:30 paid the cover $5 and sat at the bar. When you first walk in it appears to be quite small however the Dance area is…

Been here before and enjoyed myself. The place was very active for a Sunday (imho). Variety of girls. Was approached soon after sitting down by an AA. Nice curves & proportions. Very sensual and personable. I…

This is an absolute great hidden gem. Its tucked away on the Clifton/Paterson border. Bartenders are friendly...10% of the girls are a 8-10 (on a scale of 1-10). The rest are all 6's and…

Was here with a couple of friends. Great setup and loved the seating. Very comfortable. It wasn't too busy when I got in. First reaction was dancers are beyond their prime, except for a couple…

I recently walked into this place since I was in the area. The club itself was okay, as others have noted. The place is somewhat small but they can get away with it…

Haven't been here in a quite a long time, but I read they installed LD booths so I decided to check it out. Walked in a grabbed a beer and hung out near the bar.…

Gentlemen, I'm putting two visits in one here, so stick with me on this. First let's talk about the club, its in a very large building, but only uses about a third of it.…

I went by Macombos on a recent Monday afternoon, and the place was locked up tight. From the amount of leaves at the door, I have a feeling that front door of this place hadn't…

Was in Portland from Seattle and decided to check out the scene since always hear how clubs are better than what my area has to offer (debatable since I'm not much of a drinker). Decided…

I went in on a Thursday to Spearmint. This has been a good day over the past couple of months. This is where you can get the most for your Money 100 for 30 minutes…

First time visitor after hearing much about the place. Figured I'd give it a shot instead of Lusty's. I went at about 2:15pm. as buzzed in and told about the $10 cover like many have explained.…

I had some time to kill on a Tuesday afternoon (before 3pm) before Halloween and the club was nearby, and since I hadn't been by in years, I figured why not. Parking was dead simple…

Club Harem has always been my favorite spot on the block. I don't know why year after year the girls just all seem friendlier and not too pushy. And not too trashy. Only like one…

Stopped by the Show Palace recently on a cold weekday afternoon. The atmosphere inside could be described at Neon Meets Disco. While dark, some money has been spent fixing up the stage,…

I had some time (and cash) to kill, so I went to the Player's Club. It was pretty much the same as ever. I got in about 10PM. There were about 10…

The rating for this club is on the decline, and that is understandable. Fifteen years ago this was "the place" to go, having easily taken over as a club to go for a relatively…

Came in on a Saturday night around 7 with the wife for some pregame fun. Cover charge before 7 is $5 then it’s $10 after that. Dude at the door let us in for $5…

This SophistiCats was close to our hotel in Oxford Circus. The closest underground station is Oxford circus and it is less than a 15 minute walk. The club is very non-descript from the outside. We…

I live less than 10 miles from here but only visit once in awhile due to the lack of any real vip area and the strict rules of not touching the dancer anywhere, and when…

I get a chance to stop here once a year on my way to North Jersey for work. This is a two part review as I stopped Monday night and Thursday afternoon. Part 1: Monday…

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon, I'm not a regular but a semi regular meaning I get by here every other month or so. I try to be generous with the "ones" i like…

A few years ago DV8 (and its sister club Rose City Strip) was one of my favorite clubs in Portland. The girls were above average and private dances were some of the better ones…

It's been well known that the only two clubs on the block where it is possible to see more than one white dancer are Harem and Red Room (ok, Circus too, but come on --…

I've been to this club in the past, and usually found that I had a good time. This time however I did not. There were a few cute girls, and a lot of…

I usually only come here during the days but decided since my hotel was close by I would give it a shot. Even passed up a chance to go to DD. I must say…

I never would have believed it, but the first dancer that approached me after I paid the exorbitant $50 cover charge was from my hometown in Minnesota. Frankly I was afraid to get any dancers…

I went in on a Saturday afternoon. Club is as described. There were not many women on the floor when I arrived but a few more showed up in the first hour I was there.…

Checked in Momday at 3pm, with vip card got the master suite for $22 a night. Checked in, unpacked showered and went to get Tacos! Had to fuel up first. I dont…

Aitia--at least that's the way her name sounds--is slim, pretty, and 25. She was the only such girl today at the club, so she was by far my preference. A few minutes after…

I went to Hustler Club a week ago. I was with my wife and we decided to go get some drinks and let the wife play with the girls. It's located a block…

Went to the club at 8 o’clock Saturday night. The bar was about half full when I walked in. The first surprise was a new bartender. I heard that Margie is not working here anymore.…

I guess I went on a day where the owners were there because Holy Jesus was there a metric fuck ton of girls. Even for a Friday night. The worst part of it…

So the girls here range. Some were older, some were bigger some were great body but okay faces had 2 or 3 real smoke shows. IMO 8-9's. Problem here is some of the girls don't,…

Got thete just before 11pm Sunday night. Bar is always clean and plenty of lighted parking. Thete were 2 dancers. I thought only one at first but the other came out once I came in.…

Really chill place and sometimes I go here just for dinner because the food is amazing and there are lots of choices. There are 3-4 TVs around the bar so you can watch your game.…

This was my first time making it inside the club. My previous attempts to stop had been blocked by the lack of parking outside. It seems like the lot is always full.…

Was in town late on a Monday night a decided to check out $10 dance night ant Henry’s. Paid my $10 cover, took a seat at the bar, and paid about $6 for a bottle…

I always liked the Christies Cabaret in Phoenix, so decided to give the Tempe location a try on my latest business trip. I was not disappointed. Christies clubs, to me, have more of…

Alright, I went here so I didn't stink of the cigarette smell you cannot unmask in a Florida club. You walk in and pay a guy $5 to walk in with your order sheet for…

Got in at 7pm and talked to this pretty nice bottle girl name Rachel and even bought some vodka shots from her, it was another bottle girl name Shay she was pretty cool and…

After having been at HK for about 2 hours, had to leave because it was just too packed. Crossed the street and went into mermaids, a lineup of about 7 girls came to say hi,…

Haven't been to this place in awhile. I was in the area on business and decided to check the place out. One of my favs use to work here back in the day. Boy do…

This review is of a visit to Hiphugger on Monday Nov 5, 2018 from about 4:45 to 6:45 in the afternoon. On a driving trip I could have stopped in Indy but decided to continue…

I finally worked up the courage/curiosity to visit the Geisha Bath House. The lower floor is just as described countless times before. Also please note it is very clean and safe! As a newbie…

1st mistake; saw the parking lot full and pulled in. 2nd; paid a $10 cover to discover an empty stage at 7:20 on a Friday. 3rd error: Bought a beer, with optimism.…

I went to Oasis as I was driving back from the airport and decided to stop by. I could infer that it was sparsely populated, due to the lack of cars that were in the…

I was in town to attend a concert and wandered into New Solid Gold for the first time. At first glance, the place was not very inviting. It reeked of cigarette smoke so…

In the past I've had some issues with this club, not so much with the strippers but with the customers. It's in a bad part of town and attracts a little too much of a…

Went to Indy to watch Champions classic. After tailgating and watching games the only thing left was to hit the strip club afterwards. This was the closest one to our hotel so this was the…

I hadn't been to a strip club in a while. So I decided to check this place out last Saturday night. There were tons of girls working with quite a variety of types, sizes, etc.…

Arrived around 3PM and paid the $7 cover which includes lunch. Paid $4 for a beer and sat down at a table to enjoy the view. There was about 10 girls working which was…

There is only one dance worth seeing there. All do the same, but fuglies. it is $16 to get and you pay to rent the room $22 for the room. The…

Had the opportunity late in sept to hit the club multiple times over a span from Saturday- Monday. The basics for this club are covered in other reviews, so I’ll share some specific observations. I…