Reviews

Place sucks. Went there, barely any girls in sight. None of them really dance per say and pasties are destroying the entire point. Some of them are really gross got some nasty offers drink prices…

I went on a Friday night around 11pm. The venue is actually way bigger on the outside than it looks on the inside. It’s relatively clean and nice, decent on the inside for looking pretty…

I arrived in the area around 1:30am. I drove by Babes first. There were a lot of cars in the parking lot. This was a good sign. Normally when I see a lot of cars…

Went to The Playhouse late on a Thursday in the summer. The layout of the club is very weird. First, you enter, and there is a beat up screen door where you pay…

Stopped in around 6pm on a Friday. The club has been around for years and I finally gave it a try. Older bldg and interior design - but not the reason I go to a…

I was in the Pittsburgh/Beaver Area for work and I saw the club while driving by during the day. I figured I would come back later to try it out. I was actually surprised how…

I came here Thursday around 2pm. It was very slow, and not busy at all. About 8 patrons, counting me and my friend. I only came to try the steak and lobster. The biggest upset…

This is a combination review of Monday and Tues. Got to the club both nights about 6:15. Free booth before 7. What a difference in nights. 1st on the day…

I was recently visiting in Jacksonville. I had researched on TUSCL, and Wackos seemed like the best place based upon location and descriptions. For a first time visitor, it was a lot to…

I arrived sometime after 10:00 which meant I did not have to pay for parking on one of the streets that runs perpendicular to Jackson Street. The club is located on Jackson and the…

I was in town for the breeding stock auction and stopped by for a drink. Sunday was not busy and everyone seemed a little put off. There were about 4 regulars drinking around the bar…

This a great little club. I highly recommend a visit, especially if you’re just across the border in Ohio. The club is full nude, staffed with many hot young girls, and there was no male…

On my way home from work and i decided that i wanted a beer and some action. So i stoped in because i pass it every day and figured what the hell. I enter and…

A dancer review of The Ritz The Ritz is located on South IH45 south of downtown. It is relatively easy to get to, but it is in a shady part of town. The…

So I needed to visit central FL for business and found that the scene in Orlando was dead. So I decided to make the trip to Tampa where there were better options. I didn't want…

The general state of the strip club scene in the DMV (DC, Maryland, Virginia for our visitors from Peoria) is incredibly sad and nothing like it was in the day. The Ebony Inn is…

Stopped by in the early afternoon. First time. I probably visited this location once before but that was 20 years ago and club had a different name I think. Dont remember anything about the last…

Went by on a recent Thursday night, I don’t get into this area very often but when I do I check the place out as I’ve found some really good gems back over time. If anyone…

Enjoyed a recent outing to Sins, had been a while, recent reviews made me think maybe it’d be worth checking out. Made the turn off Emerson into a pretty full lot. Made my way to…

My friend, who was working last night, sent me an email indicating that she was lonely and needed me. In other words, there was no action at the club and she needed someone to dance…

So, haven't been here in a while. Stopped by in the afternoon, and should have gone else where. Place was empty and freezing. Two of the 5-6 ladies walked up to talk…

Stopped by Bing. Last few months have been dicey due to infighting among girls and managers. Seems like it is stabilizing a bit but not without a lot of turnover. Drink costs are the same…

So I have been to XTC Austin multiple times and have yet to have a bad time. I am from San Antonio, which has a somewhat different club feel atmosphere than Austin. So…

This review will be short. Daytime continues to go downhill. They used to have a very strong day shift in quality never quantity. Was there on Friday afternoon a few weeks ago. Walked the entire…

I went on a Thursday afternoon a few weeks ago and there was probably around 6 to 8 girls working. The place is very clean and seems pretty nice overall. It had more of a…

Read Part I here: https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?id=344257 Read Part II here: https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?id=344320 FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 23, 2018: I was in San Diego for Thanksgiving weekend, and I couldn’t miss the opportunity to visit my favorite little town across the border. Submitted…

I had my trip to Tijuana planned for a while. But I was a little worried about the border crossing due to the immigrant situation. I am happy to report that there…

Bad start to the day already. I arrive around 5 pm and figured I could take the trolley. It is pouring in San Diego. I arrive at the trolley  via uber and pay to get…

Sadly my Mechanic is close to this place and was in the area to have my car serviced, so decided to pay another visit. I walked in and was the only customer, it was about an…

I miss the old flashdancers that was located on Broadway. It shut down recently in October 2018 and moved to the old Private Eyes location. This other location is very small and dark. There is no…

Sorry but there is nothing to be wordy about this visit. Friday Nov.30, I took three female friends ages 39, 44, & 44 to the club & the crowd was much younger than us. I…

This has become my favorite club to frequent, I've grown fond of a couple dancers. That can be a dangerous thing, or should I say expensive thing. This place fills up around 2AM,…

This visit was my first disappointment with KH VIII. All the girls were way overweight, although one was quite pretty. I was ready to watch, jack, eat, and spend. I waited for…

I've been to this club a few times and I've always been struck by the number of dark haired slender and moderately buxom Eastern European and Russian ladies. I am an absolute sucker for…

Composite trip reports for different nights. Cover charge $20 (free if your name matches the hand stamp name of the day). Non-alcohol drinks $3 in moderate size Styrofoam cup. Bathroom troll present all 3 nights.…

The Doll House is a very relaxed all-nude joint in Jacksonville. Alcohol is not served; there are SoBe drinks, Red Bull and the like. Nonetheless, the atmosphere is relaxed; the entertainers don't hassle…

The House is a fun club in DC standards. There are no lap dances allowed in DC, but there is full nudity unlike Virginia. As soon as you enter, you pay $20 cover and then…

I’ve been here before when it was Visions, it’s usally my go to spot for a cold beer and some eye candy. I got to the club around 1pm there were several cars in the…

After paying a visit to Imperial Showgirls and having a pretty good time, I decided to stop by Sahara purely for shits and giggles. I had never been here before so I thought, ehh i…

Love stopping here on the way home on a Saturday evening. SoCo's may not have the most dancers every night or the hottest dancers, but it provides some of the best entertainment value.…

I attended the grand opening/rechristening of the club as a Penthouse Club last week. It was a nice evening, but extremely busy for a Thursday night. They had a nice buffet that evening…

EI , is close so I frequent it often. So last Wednesday after leaving the casino I stopped in. Paid 20 at the door , got frisked and got some crazy strong drink that was…

It has been a few years since I've been to this club and I realize that it's been far too long! Alot of positives: not too far to drive, OK neighorbood, free parking, decent…

Arrived at TL around 9pm or so on a Friday night. I wasn't as immediately impressed with the talent as I'd been on a recent Saturday visit, but there were a few girls worth sticking…

Went their with $400 to spend and left with $360. You’ll have nights like that. Girls were mostly pretty 5-8 range. Stage dances are a 3 song set. I was their…

Made my usual trip to playhouse on Friday. I usually get dances with Mercedes when I go and had gone back with her the last few times I was there so I felt like sampling…

After striking out at Subi's where all the girls tend to spend more time on their phones than with the customers, I was headed back home when I decided to make a rare stop during…

Well, I think it has been about 3 years or so since I was in Lexington. Got a Hotel near the Big Three and figured that I would start out at Diva's.Arrived about 8:00 PM…

Well, it has been about 3 years since I visted Lexington and I always had good times at Cowboys. Started the evening a Diva's, but that only lasted slightly over an Hour. Soon as I walk…

Heard Pep Boys is towing people, and didn't feel like parking across at the plaza and crossing street. So decided to just pay the $10 parking (which used to always be $5). Well at 2:45pm…

Fucking Tampa. I love Tampa. Between the hot tail, massage parlors, bikini modeling, and strip clubs this is a hell of a place. So I decided to check this club out after…

Stopped by Clancy's since I was in the area. Easy enough to get to, but I see what everyone means about missing it when you drive by. If I hadn't scoped it on google ,…

I've been here quite a few times in the last couple of years. The facilities aren't anything special. The girls aren't anything special (in the looks department). The mileage isn't even close…

I stopped by Hush during a weekday and was impressed initially wirh the vibe and decor. Excellent lighting, plenty of seats and good music being pump throught the club.There were 3 other customers me two…

Spending a weekend in Orlando, I have nothing to do in the evening and the SC in Orlando sux so I decided to visit IR again. Not a long drive (50min) from Orlando. Traffic was…

The Ritz is one of the lesser-known Houston clubs but I really like it. The key is to get upstairs into the VIP area. I’m actually a member from a few years back,…

1 stage with seating around it and some bar tables behind that. 10 or so cubbies for lap dances. Tegan was the second dancer up on stage while I was there. I tipped her a…

I used to go to the old Broadway location fairly frequently. Tried the new location and I echo what everyone else has said: the old setup was better. In the old place, there was a lot…

I visited Oregon and visited Stars Salem. I was there maybe 4 years ago. The club appears about the same as before. It is quite large, with 2 stages, many tables and…

I found The Geisha House online when looking for reviews for a massage and wanted all the extras. I spent time in the military so I’ve frequented these places many times over the years. I…

I checked out Club Rio twice around Thanksgiving - a couple days before, and the evening of Thanksgiving, for which I gave thanks they were open... ;-) It's easy to find on West 38th Street,…

Nothing has changed around the Blue. Parking is the same as last stop at this establishment. Some might find it unsettling to share a parking lot with a subway and a small restaurant, that is…

I had some free time Saturday morning and decided to head back to Lusty's for some more fun. I got there around 1pm and there were only two girls dancing. No other dancers…

Came here Monday dayshift, they only had 3 girls working and they still charge $22 for admission which I couldn’t believe and is not worth it at all. I used yelp in check in and…

It's been a while since I last visited Club 390 and I went with the intent to get a "room", if I could find the right dancer. I was hoping that my gold standard for…

I only work near Chicago about once per year. It was late 2017 last time I was here. I was hesitant after reading reviews about all the changes at this place. I…

I've read and heard great things about SI in the past and I've dropped in twice before in the evening but couldn't see what the fuss was about. I'm in the area every few weeks…

I started my afternoon by visiting sister-club Diamond Cabaret, but the ladies I had my eye on had their dance cards all filled up for the remaining time I had before having to catch a…

I thought a visit on a Saturday night would be the most exciting. I assumed they would have more girls working and they would be the cream of the crop. I was right on those…

Landing strip is located in an industrial area. Parking along the side of the building. Clean bathroom. For me that last point is important. If the bathroom is dirty it says…

I finished up some business in Decatur early, so I stopped by Pin Ups at about 3:00 in the afternoon. It’s in a commercial area on East Ponce De Leon Avenue, the main road…

Like most areas, Memphis is another place that is a shadow of its former "glory" days. Used to be able to come out of the airport as a traveller from out of town and…

Joe's was supposedly sold in September or October but word is the buyer backed out. So at least for now it is up and running. Joe's is very much a regulars sort of place.…

This was my first time to a Columbus club. Have been to several in the Dayton area prior to the changes in the nude dancing laws and they were pretty good. Things have certainly gone downhill…

In town on business, and this place was just a few minutes drive from the hotel. Didn't know ahead of time that it was BYOB, but figured I'd hang out for a while and…

Came in with a friend after work around six, paid cover charge and took a seat near the entrance. There were about 4 girls at the time, one petite red head stopped by to chat…

I've never heard good things about Northern California strip clubs but I come to SF a lot so I thought I'd give one of them a try. This one seemed fairly well rated so I…

I arrive at this place little but after 9pm. Parking was free but entrance and coat check fee were so ridiculous for this subpar level of entertainment. First of all, This place was very packed…

I was in Daytona Beach on a Friday evening and decided to stop over at Molly Browns. Turns out I was very early, I had a dinner engagement with a friend in Orlando and so…

Splendors is not among my favorite strip clubs. But it is also far from the worst I have seen. I wandered in a couple of times recently more out of boredom and a desire…

I was visiting Orlando and decided to try the clubs. This was the closest place. I drove up and found that there was a valet - this is very rare in California. The fee was…

Went to bucks during lunch time..there might be around 10 girls. Had few drinks and spotted G***** in stage. Tipped few dollars and asked if she would like to join after the dance. She stopped…

came by late on a monday. greeted by courteous doorman and paid my $20 cover. walked over to the restroom. one stall and couple urinals. it was clean enough. no bathroom attendant. stage setup was…

Did well at the Palazzo - so called The Rhino to see if their Limo would pick me up (it’s the only way to go). A friendly guy arrived in 10min and away…

I’ve been coming here for about 6 months now and every visit pretty much ends up the same. Have a couple beers, see a couple dances, spend les than $50 and drive home. Beer here…

I travel to St. Louis a half dozen times a year for work, and I'd fallen into a routine of only driving out to Washington Park for Larry's (consistent talent) or Scarlett's (ugh). I had…

Made a quick visit to Nicola just to kill some time. Walked in and was greeted by Dan the D.J. To my surprise there was a gorgeous young Latina leaning over exposing what…

Hadn’t been here for quite some time and was in the area so I swung in for a quick visit in a Tuesday afternoon. To the point, Tuesday afternoon probably wasn’t a great choice. The…

Good: cheap celeb VIP, Four 7s, above average attention from girls Bad: not much beyond the 7s, usual Cuban table, celeb table holders Haven’t been on a Monday in a bit so deicided to give this place…

Visited Sapphire Club twice recently. First on a Thursday night between about 11pm and 2am. The number of dancers on the floor was impressive - they almost outnumbered the guests, and were almost…

This club underwent a major renovation about 3 years ago. Overall, the club is pretty nice inside if you compare it to many of the other clubs in the vicinity. On the outside it…

Well, I'm in town for business and am only a 15 minute walk from the club. I hit up a dive bar next to the strip club to get a head start on the…

Came in on a Friday night around 8:00PM. First time here, it was very bright in parking lot, didn't feel like i was going to get mugged, went through metal detector upon entering. The…

My trip to Jen's was on the evening of Wednesday, November 21st. I didn't know it until I arrived, but it was an event night, the "Thanksgiving Eve Booty Bash." As such, the atmosphere…

I have been a long time fan of Bogarts for many years because of their variety and overall value. Like a box of chocolates..... you never know what you are going to get when…

Walked in around five, paid the door, and sat down along the long table on the south wall. Waitress swooped in for an order and quickly returned with the drink. Counted eight dancers…

So having been at a company get together and having had a couple of drinks, felt the need to make the 10 minutes detour home and stopped at “The Bit”, I’ve been here about…

Stopped by on a Friday to Ole Glory Daze. It was after 6:00PM. I walked in and it was not a lot of customers maybe 5-6. It was 4 girls. There was Sasha the rob…

Thursday evening visit and only one of three stages open. Problems with announced dancer not appearing on stage and current gal either doing a double shift or just leaving the stage. Did not see…

Tuxedo's is an interesting place. Whether you like your visit to Tuxedo's or not will almost always 100% depend on if you click and and have a good time with a dancer(s).…