Reviews

It has been a couple years since visiting this club. The benefit of this club is that alcohol is served here. With that being said, this means it is topless only. There are other clubs…

I decided I wanted to go out my last night in WPB. Spearmint Rhinos was a staple, so I figured it was safe especially after Rain seemed closed down. Arrived around 1030P and parked down…

This is from a visit about three weeks ago. I have generally been avoiding the cricket due to the fact that the dancers generally stay with the regulars. On this particular Tuesday afternoon visit, there…

If you like latina's and boobs this is your place. I went on a Thursday night expecting an empty club surprisingly club was jumping with customers and dancers. It was a full house. Paid…

In review 138 i dubbed adrianna queen of the titty gods and she still reigns. i reviewed her titties extensively in review 138 so i'll just say that it is like her titties are…

I stopped in on a Wednesday two weeks ago. No patdown as I walked past the dancer sign-in sheet on the corner of the bar near the door. I just took a quick glance but…

So it's been a while since I have reviewed Carl's. My recent trip here was a couple of weeks ago on a very busy Saturday night. It usually is busy on weekends and finding parking…

Once again in Vegas for a few days of business. Finished up a bit early Monday and had time to stop in in the afternoon. While I've been here a lot over the…

Thursday was my 62nd birthday. It's about a 3 hour drive for me to get to the Playhouse, it's a good thing it is not closer. I decided to make the drive up and celebrate.…

Stop by a few weeks ago, and this might be one of the worst places I have ever been. It's very small, the bar maybe has enough room for 3 people and the stage is…

Entered the club aroun 1230 on a Sunday night place was dead maybe 10 customers and about the same number of dancers. Was approached by a brunette who was tweaking on something and would not…

Went to the cabaret on a Monday night. Decided to get two dances from diamond. She put her big booty in my face, and I ate that big booty and kitty. Then i sucked on…

This was the most disappointed I've ever been with a strip club. The place looks nice. Good chairs in viewing area. It was super dark though, I could barely make out what someone looked like…

This was my first time to a full nude club.This was also the first time I'd seen a fee to enter the vip area for a dance. That said overall I had a load of…

I was there on a Friday afternoon as i had some time before getting to work. Entry was $10 and went to the bar to get $1 drink but the tap was not working, ended…

Went in around 1am. Very close to closing time which is 2am. Walked in and had to pay maybe a $10 fee. Don't really remember to be honest. Yes that's how good it was. HA Walked…

After my quick trip to the Palomino: https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?id=343989 ... I headed south down the 15 freeway, got off on the Sahara East (Highland) exit, and turned on to Highland drive in the area where a bunch of…

First time here...pleasantly surprised. A fairly basic setup...bar along the back wall, and one main stage. Private dances are in the back corner in booths...VIP's are either in the other corner or a room you…

So this is a really upscale club (my benchmark are the SC clubs). The facilities are top class, and many ladies are attractive. Plus, the ladies dress well, nothing too shabby. Here what is good: -the…

Made it to the Barrel on a weeknight since I was in the area and a bit burnt out on other upstate clubs. First of all, Barrel is not a dump but it's also not…

Is there a strip club in Ft. Myers that doesn't make you want to open a vein? So far I am 0 for 2 on that score. I went to Fantasy's not expecting much, based…

After not having been in Dream Girls for sometime due to their changed hours, I decided to pay a visit to my old favorite place. As usual, the place wasn’t very busy at all in…

I am fortunate I travel with rather experienced patrons of gentlemens clubs. When we visit LV this is our hangout for fun. Being north of 40, we don’t get into the hubbub of…

First tried this place early spring and met Kristen, she was amazing went back several times just for her. Been going back since late summer to see her everyone i go I get a different…

I came in with a group of friends to celebrate a friend's engagement. The girls were nice and I appreciated that I got attention as a female customers. They have a variety of ethnicities represented…

If you're looking for a classy club you'll have a tough time finding it here. I've been to EI a few times and I was never satisfied with each visit. I decided to give it…

It has been about nine months since my last visit. I stopped early afternoon and was able to walk in as someone was leaving so I didn’t have to wait to get buzzed in.…

This place has never had a great reputation. It has been a couple years since my last visit and nothing has changed. There was 3 girls but hardly ever saw all 3 at a time.…

Visited Pearl late one eve on my trip to MB, thought I would try something new. Club was dark only 4 or 5 girls dancing, range 5 to 6 nothing jumped off the stage as…

A couple of months ago I stopped by here one afternoon because of a radio ad saying $10 dances between 12 and 3 plus free lunch. and I know the usual price is $25 for…

205's been sprucing the place up since last time I went. They now have fancy new carpeting which adds a little more upscale vibe to the place. Still one of the best happy hours in…

Normally they open at 4:00 every day. So when I stop in at 5 or 6 they're just gearing up. It's usually quiet with just a few girls and customers. So from…

Had just left another club and decided to stop in for round two. Place was packed. It was hard to find a place to sit. Had a girl give up her seat along the wall…

Arrived at the parking lot around 9:30PM and there was about 12 or 13 cars in the lot which is higher than what I normally saw on my previous Sunday visits, but it might have…

Decided to stop in on a Friday. It was very dark inside like always. They were fairly busy. Must have been about 10-15 guys scattered around the club. A couple of guys at the bar…

Rolled in at about 1:30 before my flight out (they open at noon) and was immediately approached by a girl. There were only 3 or so working, since it was super early, but she didn't…

I visited the Kongo Club in late September. It is easy to find, located north of Mitchell on Hwy37 on the west side of the highway between Lake Mitchell and the Mitchell Airport. September is a…

I have not been to a club in seven years. I had a buddy beg me to join him so I went to blow off some steam. The place had a VIP section upstairs that…

It has been a long time since I visited one of the local strip clubs. I had some extra time on my hands so I figured why not. In the past I have good…

I decided to take a day and visit a couple of clubs in the Queen City, beginning with L&L South. I arrived around 1:30 and was buzzed in by the bartender, no cover.…

Had the opportunity to visit the Creekside. It's a bit out of my way, so I rarely come here. It's a really nice club compared to anything outside of the city. I remember being here…

As previously mentioned, Club 390 is located in an industrial area of Chicago Heights, with a Free Huge Parking Lot that appears to be safe for your entry/departure and no obvious trolls to hit you…

Really sad this place shut down. So many hot girls and such a chill atmosphere. The venue was super big and there was a ton of girls. Really friendly. But the last few times I…

The rumors are true. There was a crazy down and air dances are standard protocol now. A I tipped a gal on stage and see swung by my table when she got done. I was…

Have been into Ricks a couple times this past month. I find the seating, interactions, and performances way better than most of the clubs in town. I also like that in general, the…

It has been said more than once. Find a "dive bar' that you like and become a regular patron. From the moment you walk in the door, you get the sense that this joint…

Got there around 1 am and two girls came out to the waiting area One small blonde and a Mexican who spoke little to no English The Mexican had amazing tits and a great body so…

Dean’s Gold is a pretty good drive from South Beach, but it’s been worth my time in the two visits that I’ve made. It’s not nearly as glitzy or flashy as the other Miami area…

Well after hesitating for a few hours and feeling bored in SD i said "what the fluck" Just like Joel in Risky Business. I followed the directions left by many members (much thanks).…

My second stop of the day was at the Gold Club. My last visit here there was one dancer working so imagine my surprise upon entering to see 8-10 dancers. In another reversal,…

I stopped in late on a Sunday, I was surprised they were even open. There were around 4 customers, so there were plenty of empty seats at the bar. I grabbed a beer and went…

This review is for last Tuesday before Thanksgiving. I was passing through ATL again and had to stop by Follies to relax for a few hours. Arrived around 4. There was noticeably less people than…

I travel through Hartford a couple times a month. Another club, closer to MA had been my favorite, but the last few times I was unsatisfied with the looks of the dancers and the…

Stopped in for day shift last week. The surprise of the day was Carrie from the Detroit dives was working. Yes, ditzy, huge fake knockers Carrie. My ATF latched on immediately so didn’t get to…

I showed up around 6pm on Monday (I parked on the street right across from the club). There was a light rain falling so the usual security detail/hangers-on was not outside. I approached the door…

(This is a late review; may have got some minor details messed.) $21 to get in. Moderately busy. Classy, moderate size. Doesn't serve alcohol 'cause it's a nude club. If alcohol is your thing, get…

Long after most PLs had given up on this club, I was still showing my support and trying to look on the bright side. Sure, this wasn't the place to find the highest quality of…

I visited this club a couple of weeks ago on a Wednesday at about midnight. I was staying at a hotel near the airport and this club wasn't far away. I parked in the…

I travelled to Four Corners on a recent business trip and stopped at the club in the late evening. I'll be honest that I'm not sure of the name of the club I visited since…

So Deja Vu Showgirls in Tacoma was my third ever strip club experience. The next will be with my wife in Vegas and it'll be her first ever experience. I'm here on tuscl looking into…

Whenever I'm in the Stamford area this is a must stop. This afternoon there were 4 girls working and 2 were good looking the other 2 not so much. One girl comes over and gives…

I have avoided Night Trips for a while now because the experience was too formal (for lack of a better word), lappers seemed almost scripted and clinical. Tonight I was pleasantly surprised by a change…

I've reviewed this place often, I think it's hands down the best club in Southern CA. Nice facilities, well run, great vibe, good music volume and EQ, and, most importantly, an abundance of fun-loving beautiful…

I've visited Paradise a few times and I usually have a good to sometimes great time. The roster is usually on the chubbier side(5s at best) but occasionally there will be a 7 or…

I’ve been a long time visitor to Cheeks - probably 15 years. It has had ups and downs but have had many good times with significant extras there Everyone is crying about…

I visited this club a couple of weeks ago on a Wednesday at about midnight. I was staying at a hotel near the airport and this club wasn't far away. I parked in the…

I've been to Showcase a few times now. You definitely aren't going to get the nice club feel as other places, but if you're in it for the lap dances- this is the place. Since…

I got to this club at about 2 am on a Wednesday night a couple of weeks ago. I had gone to another club first and spent about 90 minutes there. When I…

Made it to the club right around 7:00 and I didn't have to pay any cover charge. there were only like around eight or so customers and maybe like around 6 dancers . there…

I stopped in to FLB yesterday afternoon, as I was in the neighborhood. There is no cover at FLB until 7:00 PM. The club was outfitted with their customary Christmas adornments and their decorative effort…

First time at PaperMoon. I was greeted by the staff when entering. Patted down, for safety. Went in and sat at the bar, got a Corona $11. Seems like it would be wise to run…

This is the local club that I go to every few months when I drive by. They have a stream of solid Russian girls that come and go ie there’s fresh talent frequently.…

It’s in LIC, site of the upcoming Amazon HQ2.5. Earlier in the year, they were busted by the cops. So now they have a warning at the front desk about “undercover cops”. Anyway, girls are mainly…

This was my first time hear. Usually go to providence or marios. Building is very small and parking lot is ruff. When you walk in it is very dark (many the darkest club I’ve been…

After much cajoling by my SC buddies I finally made it to the infamous NYNY in Franklin, OH. I've been a longtime lurker at Cheeks which is about 15 minutes north of NYNY.…

I have been here before, albeit sporadically. This last time, I went on a Saturday afternoon. The facility is off of a highway, with a not-so-subtle billboard advertising it's 'all-girl staff.' How it is…

Stopped in this PM. The good news was that there were at least four girls I would have considered getting dances from , two blondes and two brunettes. The brunettes were Khalesia (?), and one…

Had to take a trip back go Akron for work and decided to stop in at the OGD for some afternoon fun. Beer is cheap at $3 and cold. Mixed drinks are around 5 but…

Finally went back to the Ritz and it was like the good old days at the Ritz. The DJ was somebody who wasn't DJ Allure. Thank god. The cover was now 15…

This is my second trip to PHL. Since there is no no cover and a one drink minimum it is pretty reasonable and mostly I see the regulars with over age . The problem with…

Here's a quick summary: I loved my night! The club was a bit empty, but still had a lot of dancers (I went on Black Friday). The VIP area is very private and comfy. Definitely…

I’ve been to this place plenty of times, but finally decided to follow there social media and get free entry. The place is BYOB so I came prepared. Place was pretty packed so I had…

Traveling for business and I went here since I was staying in the Westshore area and I was wanting some Latina flavor. Saw several cars in the parking lot and I was like cool, a…

This place is downtown which tends to be a busy part of town, but always seems to be dead. Perhaps because of the strict no touching rule here? I guess it's hard to compete with…

Fancy's is the only club in Valley Brook with a day shift. The nearest competition in Valley Brook, which is about a quarter mile away (Lil' Darlings), has absolutely no day shift business. This time…

Stopped in after over a year to see if there were any changes. The cubicles on the right now have a shear curtain that is closed upon renting for $250 per hhr plus tip…

Back when this place had other ownership, they had some real talent on afternoons and the vibe was very slow so you got great attention and mileage. Now that is not the case. Parking is…

I walked into this place and saw that they had an event called "Asian GB" in their back room. I inquired about the event and paid my $80 entry fee. When I entered the…

I went in with a friend fairly early. It was probably between 7:00 and 8:00. It seemed more run down and smaller than every other club I had been to, but the door…

Our Uber driver suggested that this was the best club to visit on a weekend night. We went with his suggestion and had a good time. Huge and classy club with a long hallway from…

So, as any Long Islander can tell you, this area in West Babylon is near a cemetery and scattered amongst a strictly Industrial area. That helps because of the lack of prying eyes. All these…

I took another visit to the King on Tuesday.. there was a good mix of newer dancers (Tsunami) and veteran dancers (Queenie). I love it when a dancer sits next to you and strokes your…

Great club, and the day shift has some surprising talent. Women rarely come up and hard sell you, so if you want a dancer, you need to make the first move. Day shifts usually have…

Ive been looking for somethign decent in Long Island for god knows how lonG and took a shot at GQ. Came in at 9pm. Parking is easy on the street in front or a lot…

Rio was semi slow this day, 6 dancers, equal number sitting at the tables. Took a seat on the rail by the elevated bar. (not perv row, by the bar)... As you enter Rio, doorman, bouncer,…

So, long time strip clubber, first time reviewer here...This is one of the best clubs in Lexington. I'm in town once every 6 months for the Keeneland races & this is always one of…

I stopped in for a visit during the afternoon shift to check out the shift. My wife and I tried out the Lodge and Bucks Dallas over the past couple weeks and were not…

Decided to head to Paradise on the way home after a Rams game and had a typical good time. Got in the club a little after 8 and watched the stage for a bit. Most…

Came by my new favorite place to go to when I visit Harrisburg looking forward to something awesome since it was Halloween. Most places that I've been to try to do something outstanding during the…

I finally visited on a Thursday. I arrived at around 9:30pm and there weren't any parking spots. I noticed people walking over from the strip mall to the east. I parked there as well, despite…