Reviews

Hadn’t been here in a while as I usually take my chances at Dreamgirks but due to the lack of talent and customers I thought I’d give it a shot. Came in and sat down…

I travel to Augusta two or three times a year and always stay in Portland at a hotel that is located across the street from PT's Showclub. I figure.....I can stay in the hotel…

This is my third time writing this review - hopefully it's approved this time. All I can say is wow! I didn't expect much, having been there before. Usual crowd of guys, and usual mix…

I came here with a friend from Dave and Busters, as we decided to see some T&A as the nightcap to our adventures. Club Risque was chosen as the location since we had been drinking…

Got some dances from a Black girl who goes by LaLa that has been dancing at the Hugger for a little while now and I've always been interested in but never got around to trying…

Cabaret Go Go used to be one of mainstays in my early years of mongering. Those were the days I would frequently visit Newark, irvington, and Paterson for guranteed high mileage lapdances. These days Im…

Went to H8N on Saturday before Xmas hoping to repeat a previous Saturday visit of a couple of months ago. Arrived around 3pm. Only a couple of cars in the no-valet parking lot. Had a…

Came in on a Sunday night. Was relatively slow. Only 5 dancers with 4 white dancers and one Asian vs Black (not quite sure what race). Paid a $20 cover. Sat down at their man…

I just left a review of Dollies. Scarlett’s is the exact opposite. You have yin and yang. Dollies has past their prime girls looking to show you a good time, and Scarlett’s has beautiful women…

This club has got to be one of the shittiest clubs on the planet. I can’t even imagine a worse one in Tijuana or Thailand. That being said, it always delivers if you are short…

I hadn't been to any of the local clubs in several months, so while in the area I stopped by DVLC. It was a Saturday night around 11pm, and there were plenty of girls working,…

I am not from the area, but felt like this club was located in middle of nowhere. It had a huge parking lot though. Went on a Saturday afternoon, and there were around 6-8 dancers…

EB remains a reliable standby for me in the Northeast. It's actually been getting a little new blood in the past few months. However, it really needs a full transfusion. $5 cover and $5 water is…

So Rumors is one of my regular clubs to visit. Probably 2 - 5 times/month. Haven't written a review for Rumors in 4+ years so figured it's time for an update. The…

I can confirm that management at the Cadillac Lounge has indeed taken down the curtains that used to enclose their champagne rooms. This is apparently a precaution against being shutdown like the nearby Foxy Lady…

Stopped into South after spending some time in G North. No cover and the girls said that dances at the bar were $10....Hmmm, I thought they were the same price as the dances a G…

Because I spend the vast majority of my strip club time at Desire, I thought it was incumbent upon me to provide the best possible information for my fellow perverts. And I say pervert in…

Stayed in Hotel Rizo this time instead of Hotel Cascadas. Pretty nice quiet alternative hotel to Hotel Cascadas. Took an Uber to NB Elite. Was only charged in Pesos, super cheap, after…

After finishing some last minute shopping downtown I passed by Pandoras on my way home. I stopped in and low and behold it was fairly empty of customers, but packed out with dancers.…

Visited Wackos on Sunday afternoon. Not terribly busy and only a few dancers working. Given it was one of the last days to make money before Christmas I expected to see more dancers.…

I hadn’t been to Bourbon in a while so I dropped in with some out of town friends on Friday night: The place hasn’t changed much with 3 stages and the 9pm girls, girls,…

Was in Vegas for a bachelor party on a sat night. Got a limo and ended the night at hustlers. Upon arrival, as u can imagine it was pretty packed. Only seats open…

As long as you manage your expectations you can have a good time here. I sometimes don't like this place but then I have to remember its not Philly. But it can…

Like most, I was in the area and done with work till the next am last week. Decided to wander after Reading reviews on here - saved this for the last stop. Rest of the night…

10 dancers, same # of guys. Good ol' Victoria slim small tits very onstage friendly. Darcy. Big brunette wearing 1950's Miss America swimsuit thingy. Removed nothing. Heather. Pretty face, spinner bod, green lacy teddy with no pasties. Very…

It was pretty busy. We wasted a lot of money trying to tip and wait on girls who were not interested in dancing for couples, which is sad because we both enjoy the experience equally,…

Stopped in on a Thursday evening. Paid to park, cover, and got a beer. Club was busy bot not packed. Good amount of girls. Most were Cubans. Some usa girls,…

I visited chicas two consecutive days in the afternoon. Took Uber from the strip to the casino nearby. Crossed the street and got into the club. In the afternoon they didn’t ask for cover and…

On a recent recon trip to Tootsies I noticed this club was very close and thought it worth a stop also. Easy to find and the parking lot was nearly empty so in I went.…

These girls are whales and they are not very great to look at. The worst part of this visit came when one of the whales tried to give me lapdance and than queefed on me.…

Visions isn't bad if you're looking for some laid back fun near downtown Madison, WI. Big advisory: Parking can be a challenge - *do not park* at the Mexican restaurant or auto parts…

Not exactly my kind of club but on a recent swing thru south beach I had a couple down days and a rent car at my disposal so I did a bit of booby scouting.…

Arrived at Ricks shortly after 10pm. Cover at 10 jumps from 10 to 15 dollars. Plenary of tables and chairs surrounding the one main stage and two side stages. Seemed most folks sat…

There is a decent cluster of clubs in Daytona Beach. A couple years back, I would check out Grandview and Lollipops more, but I prefer Molly Browns these days because the dances I get are…

The most recent review (10/1/18) of this place is very accurate. I went the same time of the week and have many of the same sentiments. The girls are very pretty in the 7-8 range. Cover…

So, I arrive about 1130, I expected to see more business and customers than I did. At most, I saw about 8 dancers. I bought a beer and went to sit down. That's when it…

I've traveled extensively and visited many clubs throughout the US-48 States. One of my biggest pet peeves with the Washington, DC/Northern VA area is that the vast majority of clubs in DC-proper (particularly in…

My girlfriend and I went for the first time at her suggestion. Casa is one of the two clubs I feel were actually built to be strip clubs, with stages in the middle of the…

After a poor first impression which I detailed in a old review, Chez Joey has become my go-to club on the block. It is a little pricier than some of the others - VIP starts…

Been a while since I've been in here. Got there a little after midnight. There were about 12 dancers the best was an 8, the rest were between 4s and low 7s imho. Not much…

i wasnt here long but ill give a quick review of all the places right around there .. im putting it on this places feed cause xscape was fun and i wanna go back there...…

Arrived around 9:00 p.m. on Saturday evening. Have not been here in 2+ years because of how bad was lady visit. $7 to get in and door girl was friendly and hot. Reason…

This past Friday December 20th was Vegas strips holiday party. The one time of the year they open at 7am and it’s always packed. Always great food offerings including a made to order omelette station…

My time was tight, allowing myself 20 minutes, maybe 30. I walked immediately to the stage, tipping one of the two dancers. Almost immediately after finding a table near stage a very attractive, socially skilled stripper…

2nd time here. 1st time was 7-10 years ago where I won some cash on their spinning wheel thing. Then no one approached me for dances, even after I won. Same time as last time…

PTs is definitely worth it if you like BYOB and beautiful dancers. I visit this place regularly So I want to share some random updates and thoughts. Be aware that Friday and Saturday have higher cover…

Not really much new to comment on but it has been over a year and this place does not get many reviews so I will update a bit. I visited a couple times over…

Have been to Deja Vu Centerfolds and wanted to sample the competition, Exotic Kitty's. It's an ornate structure in an industrial part of Bakersfield. I was welcomed by two guys at the desk. We chatted…

I first visited here back in college and remember the diversity of girls so you never had a problem finding your type.Theres a main stage and two side stages.Plenty of TVs to watch sports as…

Ventured back for a midweek visit last week. Boring. Many others have noted how this joint can be hit or miss. It is particularly true on weeknights and woooo this time was brutal.…

Wednesday late afternoon, I finished up in my office about 3:30 and decided to head to Pompano, I have been hitting the Gold Club in the late afternoon, for a while now as the place…

I've been checking out reviews of this place for some time now and was finally in the area and dropped in on a Tuesday afternoon. Bought a 6 pack and had a few hours to…

1 dancer when I first walked in. Week night visit. Eventually I believe a total of 4 wandered in by eight or so. Super super slow. There were literally no customers when I…

This club is more of a dive bar. Drinks are cheap and some nice looking ladies for the price. Cover was $10. About 6 girls working, 3 white, 2 black, and 1 latina. A few…

Haven't visited here in a while so decided to stop by around 9PM. Walked in and several girls sitting sround eating donuts and playing with their phones.. Three customers sitting sround the bar. Not…

This is admittedly a late review, but I went in for a Christy Mack feature dance (early December). Never got around to writing the review until now, but it was the Christy Mack, so it…

It seems that Divas has added some new talent to the day shift. I hadn't been inside this club in the last several months, but last time I was in, there were three dancers, and…

Trixie’s has gone through a lot of changes recently. The current incarnation has a live music venue on the left, where the original full nude, no alcohol club of a decade or so ago…

Decided to visit here on a wed. night with some friends. Parking lot pretty big so i just park myself and the cover was like 13 or 14 bucks at the time i went…

I was in the area on a Saturday night around 10 PM. Checked in with the bouncers and paid $10 cover. Got a Corona for $7. I then sat in the corner for ablout 30…

If all you are looking for is a chance to see a naked crotch, this place is ok. I will personally drive to Lansing or Detroit from now on as this place leaves a lot…

This club has two stages. The main stage is kind of in the middle of the room and the other is along the back wall. There are columns that can block your view of the…

Hello everyone, I am going write one review for the past three visits to Hong Kong Tijuana. The first time I went was for Halloween weekend in 2017. The second was for MLK weekend. The most…

I stopped in at Gossip last night and I haven't been there in a long time. For a while I was going here pretty regularly but it has been about a year since I went.…

went on a whim to while away a slow work day with a late lunch and wine. burger was great, just missed the lunch specials unfortunately. wine was pricey, but hey what do you expect…

The Red Room is a long narrow bar down a steep set of steps off the street on the block. Upon climbing down those steps, there were about a dozen MILF’ey dancers along with the…

Visited around mid night, parking lot was almost empty, if you don’t count dancer’s and staff cars. Again, 25 dollars to get in if you have annual membership or their wise it will be 40…

I used to be a fan of this place, had a decent number of younger Latina dancers and some white, that were fairly attractive and gave good dances in the back. Some a…

I stopped into Sonny's the past Friday night, probably around 10pm, for their annual Christmas Party. They had a huge inflatable Santa out front, a dude dressed as Santa wandering about handing out gifts…

I showed up and gave myself an early Christmas present. Place was full of other middle aged PL’s/senior citizens and 2 groups of younger, late 20’s early 30’s guys. Since the place was packed, girls…

I arrived at the club around 7:45pm, wanting to kill a few hours before I had to head back to work. The club seemed near desolate being near Christmas, most regulars having fled Austin…

Life took me through Madison again last week and the itch was back - I haven’t strip clubbed or porn hubbed since I was here earlier this month. Went in and was greeted by the…

Bottom line up front: Knockers is ghetto dive, but I wouldn’t hesitate to visit it again. It’s located on Highway 19 cattycorner to a MacDonald’s directly across the street from the Fairfield Inn where I…

I decided to check out the Flamingo on the way out of town, arriving about 1:00 p.m., about an hour after the posted opening time of 12:00. No cover, not even a door man.…

I stopped by Desire at about 9:00 p.m. It’s a smallish club at the corner of Highway 54 and Grand Boulevard. The parking lot is a little tight, but no charge to park.…

My visit was at 1 am on the Saturday before Christmas. I was in the area visiting family over the holidays. I haven’t been here since it was High Heels, so I decided to check…

Bare Assets is clearly the king of the Port Richey area strip club hill. It’s in a nice building fronting on Highway 19. A stretch limo was parked out front when my Uber…

I was on I-4 headed toward Tampa and saw the sign for Showgirls. I had no idea there was a club in this area since it’s basically in the middle of nowhere, but I…

I typically visit the Michigan Avenue clubs and H8N during the day. During the day, I chose my clubs based on how long I intend to stay. If it is a short visit, I typically…

Second time at the crazy horse, first time on a non-weekend night. The hours of operation was confusing. I thought for some reason they would stay open until 3am. Arrived at 1am and it…

Allure is pretty much a dive bar. It’s kind of rough looking, and so are the customers, but it’s not in a bad area so I didn’t have any safety concerns. There was no…

Arrived around 9pm. Paid the $15 entrance fee. As soon as I walk in, a waitress take my hand and seats me at a table in front of the stage after I ordered…

It’s kinda in an out of the way spot. I wasn’t paying for parking. No way. Parked on the street next door. $15 cover. Place is not as nice as some of the other…

Sat/Sunday 12/23 about 12:45AM to 1:30AM After Sugar 44 took a quick stop at Hi-Liter since have not been since 11/8/2017 - gee almost a year - gosh. Have read the extreme restrictions after the raid…

What the title says. So this past Friday I woke up from my post-work nap a bit late to go out to regular clubs (2:30am) and my go-to Showcase closes at 3. What to do? I…

My recent trip to the Cricket been a while since I visited me and a buddy decided to meet here for lunch. The previous reviews about parking and layout are accurate. Arrived about 3pm nice…

I thought maybe would not be very busy Sat night before Christmas since maybe lots of folks when out of town or were broke from shopping! This was the first time the parking lot only had…

> Intro: I have been to The Lodge many times, but this was my first time back in a long time (over 2 years). > Club Vibe: The Lodge is set up like an "upscale men's lodge".…

Met a new girl this time, well a few, but the most notable was Lucky. She is an ebony princess with a face for the movies and big, weighty titties that make you want to…

I went here on a Thursday night with a friend. It was about 8pm, the door guy didn't charge us cover, I don't know why. The only bad thing is they took our ids and…

Stopped in here for the first time to give it a try. Little hole in the wall bar nothing special. I have to say that the $5 dances on the floor went a long way.…

I popped my head in at Essex for a quickie if you will, or a "pre-game" as we call it for some grindage and some bud lights to get the night started. Normally I prefer…

Went on a Saturday around 11PM. Not enough dancers, less than 10 overall for probably 50+ customers. First lap dance was with Shigo who was cute. Had 3 with her for $25 each. Lap dances…

Unfortunately, Foxy Lady has closed. I went there for their annual christmas holiday. Sad to find out they are closed. Apparently, police arrested 3 of their girls for solicitation, and they have revoked their business…

First review tuscl board! I have experience going up to Canada BC and to frequent the AMP that are up there, but the scene got a bit stale overtime. I wanted to try an actual…

Was bored on a Wednesday night, so decided to make the drive out-about 30-40 minutes from home and I arrived at about 10:15. Just a few details: the bathroom is to your right, where there’s…

I dropped in to Wise Guys at about 3:00 on a Saturday afternoon. I sat down and paid Lexi $5 for a water and the $3 cover. After just a couple of minutes,…

This was my first visit to Bourbon Street. I arrived around 1pm and the club wasn't busy but wasn't dead either. There was no cover charge. I read other reviews that the club is very…

I hadn't been to Pleasant Moments in awhile, but it was another good night. The selection was typical - about 15 Hispanic women of all shapes and sizes, but with most on the heavier side.…

Poquito pucha....Mucho Leches - Part II The next morning, I decided to walk through the club on my way to Azul and saw an arresting sight in the form of a buxom beauty dancing on the…