Reviews

So last Thursday I landed in SJC, checked into the hotel in Livermore and tried to think whether I wanted to drive to SFO or SJ to get some action. I am a bit lazy,…

I drove up to Level's from a bar in Fishtown earlier this week. It was unseasonably warm and people were out everywhere under the K and Philly police were out in force as well.…

Ok, so I'll have to admit that I was a bit concerned about reports about the neighborhood, cars being broken into, the fact that phones aren't allowed in the club, etc. but largely based on…

Had some friends in from out of town and we were near Flint on a Friday night so we decided to check out some clubs. After a horrible visit at Teasers (which I'll review later),…

First time at RI Dolls. Have done clubs in Providence and Brockton for years. You enter the club upstairs. It’s clean. No cover at 4-5 pm when I went in. I made eye contact with…

This visit was just before Christmas on Wednesday Dec. 19th. I was bored so decided to treat myself for a Christmas gift. I arrived at about 9pm-there were about 10 girls working: mostly white…

I wasn't expecting much during the visit since it was during the day but the vibe was great. When I got in, it was pretty empty but the girls were rotating on the stage (which…

First time out of town visitor. Walk in and was pleased to see over 15 girls nude lounging around. The usual suspects. Lots of 6-7s. One 8. Becca. 23…

This place is pretty much a dump. It is not very clear, although I felt safe. It's in an industrial neighborhood. Parking lot is well lit and it's right off a fairly major…

Players is one of several clubs along Salina street; there are at least 3 clubs within walking distance of each other (Lookers and Bada Bing are the other two), which makes it easy to club-hop.…

I was driving back from a meeting when a friend of mine asked to meet by Burlington for lunch.He ended up canceling the last minute. I'm not from area so i looked up some resturants…

I arrived at Desire at 2pm on a Wednesday afternoon. I got a parking spot but there didn’t seem like there were many left. There was no cover or minimum drink order. I sat at…

Having been to this club many times, I know that it can be expensive to get stress relief from dancers from this club. Therefore, I rarely take up any of the dancers on offer…

Going on a weekend night means there are plenty of girls working, but also plenty of customers. A lot of the girls weren’t really my type, but for the most part they were all at…

First, I entered the club after having visited many san jose clubs and have to say that this is the best decorated and good looking club in the area. The girls are hot, drinks are…

I was in the area a little after 6 pm, so decided to check this club out. The place is clean and nicely furnished. Just on the club appearance I'd think it would be pretty…

Dean's has been my favorite club for the past several years. It is very upscale inside and the girls dress to impress when not on stage. Dean's has fully nude dances and alcohol,…

DD is a typical mid-range club. Not too big, no high end decor, but clean and well maintained. As you enter the club, you turn left into the main stage area. The…

In town for business and was looking for a fun way to spend the evening... wandered up and down Broadway in SFO at about 10:00 checking out the options and settled on the Penthouse Club…

Going down the 163 freeway I have driven by this place many times over the years dating back to it's days as a Deja Vu club, but never got around to going inside until recently.…

So Philly was the next stop on my U.S. strip club tour and the first stop was Delilah’s. Not gonna describe the place but I can tell you that it had a very dead vibe.…

I went back to this club on a Friday nite a week after my last visit. The only reason I came back is cause I was looking for the girl with the mohawk and pink…

The club was located in a shady area and was very small. About 15 tables and a small stage. The lighting was good and club clean. Decent music and enough space when I visited. Dancers were…

Been like 6 months since I went to the Millstream and not much has changed. The girls who were working all have issues with them. If it's not there face than it's a…

I was at Hak's only once before and was disgusted by the poor value for the dollar. At that time, I said I would not be back because I prefer the vibe and value of…

I like this location. Literally 2 minutes off interstate 64, no need to drive around Lexington. I'm sure it's a fine small city I just dont want to be driving around it after midnight.…

This was my first foray into South Florida mongering. I was here on business and took an Uber to the club from my hotel. I walked in and headed for the bar. I parked on…

Now that Scores is officially Penthouse Club, I've noticed the club looks better inside. The specials are still the same during the day. Buy one get one free drinks. Still no lap…

This is my favorite spot in Daytona, in part because it has the best, if not only, dayshift. And being a supporter of single moms, I am glad to help their cause by patronizing this…

stopped in Saturday around 7ish. there were a lot of girls there, but some were leaving, as I guess it was shift change time. as I sat down, there was a girl talking…

Stopped by early evening (7 ish) and was gone by 8:30 PM after tiring of battling the sloth work ethic of the dancers. Dancers -- a few left overs from day shift and night shift filtering…

So really wanted to try this place after hearing so many things. This place is a local legend and back in the day it was known as part of the secret to the local…

It had been years since I've been here. They used to pull some ASU cuties but it seems like that's in the past. No booze here so that's a little disappointing. I saw 4 girls,…

Decided to drop by at Silvers on a Wednesday evening. The place was pretty dead. There were 4-5 girls working and I was looking to spend some cash. I went sat down and grabbed a…

The club smell like it usually smells cigarettes and cheap victoria secret lotion. The day I went was slow so as soon the waiters saw me they jump at me to sit at their section…

Visited on a Wed evening. Arrived at about 6PM. $3.00 cover. $7.50 for reasonably good Cabernet. $5.50 for a Coors Light. Big spacious club with 7 stages. I sat in the general searing area near…

I've gone here quite a few times, and it hasn't disappointed me yet. The Admiral is located in a quiet but semi-sketch area, however, the services and entertainment inside the venue makes you forget where…

This is another club in the same vein as Bogarts. It is smokey, small, dark, cheap, and basically every woman in there does extras. There were maybe 8 women working there when I got in,…

I have attempted this place 3 times now, always at night around 11pm. When you walk in, the door girl will charge $15 door fee (the first time i went the door girl had a…

I have reviewed this club before. I went back yesterday based on the last couple reviews. Here is the update. It is now a private byob club. It was very empty inside. You must now…

It was late afternoon, wasn’t much going on. There was one guy at a table away from the stage chatting up a dancer. A couple guys were back at the bar chatting with the bartender.…

Made my first visit to Follies around 12:30 on a Thursday. $5 valet, no door charge. Definite weed smell at the entrance door, but I didn't notice anything major inside. Sat at the bar and got…

There's no need to go through the club description and highlights because I did that quite extensively in the previous review, "Christmas Naughty List". I'm just jumping in to give a few updates of my…

I've been told about Blaze's dayshift for years and it didn't disappoint. 5 dollar dances with drink specials ($5 liquor $4 beer) and a good number of black dancers of all shapes and sizes most…

Second attempt this week to catch up with my FAV at Men's Club - and this time decided to text. She let me know apparently too many more management changes at SAMC - so she's…

There's no need to go through the club description and highlights because I did that quite extensively in the previous review, "Christmas Naughty List". I'm just jumping in to give a few updates of my…

First time going to Mustangs this year and it was my fault for going on a Saturday. I knew like last year Saturdays generally are not good days and it still applies for 2019. Entering…

Ok, first of all, i love that these place is locally run. The girls seem very comfortable with management wich to me translates into a very good experience and exellent service, the staff are very…

As has been said many times, the layout hasn't changed. I stopped by on my way back from the airport Monday afternoon. Walked in about 1:30 PM, and saw there were at least…

Decided to head to Synn on a Thursday Night. It was packed until an hour before closing.Thursday nights are good for the $75 VIP deal and 2 for $20 deal, but it is so packed…

Have been here on a Friday earlier which was busy with lots of women and patrons. I was expecting it to be dead in the middle of the week. The action looked limited with half…

It had been a while since I had come here due to the fact a lot of girls weren't very attractive last time. I arrived a little before 10 and when I pulled in there…

Got there late on a weekday. If you want to make sure there are at least a few girls on a weekday evening you will need to go after 10. Any earlier and there may…

I got there about 10:30 on Thursday January 24. $10 cover, not many people, slow night. $3.00 Bud light. Watched for a little bit and then a blond with glasses caught my eye. Waitress said…

In town for just one night for business, but I knew from previous visits that it's a spendy club, so I had saved up a little. The club is a little dark and a little…

After an hour at a very slow Atlantis, I cruise up the road to Club 390. Lady on the phone said there were 15 girls working, and not sure there were that many, but…

This is now owned by Synn coi so it should tell you what type of stuff to expect inside that vip. First off use Yelp to get a 10$ discount on the check in.…

Maybe it's me having a better memory of Flight Club than it really is, but after not being here for quite some time this visit was not a success. Cover was $20 (I thought it…

There's just something great about being at a club at 10am, drinking coffee and eating snacks while watching two mostly naked women dance, while across the bar 4 or 5 women are all over different…

Was passing thru town and decided to make a stop in to see the ladies the last two days. Only been a couple of months since my last visit so nothing has changed with…

I spent a weekend in Cocoa beach. I had a client meeting Monday morning and got a great deal on a comped beach hotel weekend. I took advantage of that and stopped by Cheaters as…

Was visiting and decided to take the advice of papi chulo from my last review of tootsies, and tried diamond dolls. Reviews are pretty spot on. Club layout, bar, etc as described with…

So I have been in the game for a long time and for some reason I never visited this club until recently. Its probably because the idea of walking up to a DJ to "book"…

Every week I rotate among three or four clubs in the Clearwater area- Oz, Diamond Dolls, Atlantis, and Oasis. The formula at these places and Le Palace is free parking, free afternoon admission and inexpensive…

So this is in the back of an adult store and it’s pretty tiny. There is no VIP or private section, just $10 floor dances with limited touching. I mean if you were crazy bored,…

This club is right off highway, easy access and good parking. Thursday afternoon has no cover. Inside is far better atmosphere than exterior or the neighborhood for that matter. At least 10 dancers ranging from…

So its been about a year since my last visit. On my last visit there were few white girls on day shift. While they are my preference, I still had a good time. It was…

I used to love super tuesday from this club and girls always honored the deal. I never had problems with this club or the one in dallas. But, The 5 star tuesday is not what…

Happened to stumble in here a few years back with some friends who were in town for the race. It was such a great time That when my friends were in town recently, we thought we…

the suspect was about 5'6 with reddish hair. medium build b cup breasts approx 35. she said she was from brazil but she looked white. $40 for the vip plus a tip for…

Arrived at 9ish, plenty of women for num ber of men, 10 at entry, 6 for drink, one drink required, bartender more attractive than some of the dancers, mix of Asian, caucasian, Hispanic and black. Approched…

Although this review includes two different lunchtime visits, the ratings describe only the most recent visit. You can see my previous review for descriptions of the club; nothing has changed. Last month, I met somebody…

Edit: dance prices are 50 bucks per song and not worth it with the current crop of talent. Yes you read that right, 50 per song. They say it's just for the first but I've…

Since the near-simultaneous closure of four metro Atlanta strip clubs there's been a diaspora of dancers migrating to other clubs, which in some cases is enough to change the overall quality of the venues where…

I got to the club at around 8 o’clock. there were women everywhere! I knew it was going to be interesting night when I saw a couple of my friends there and they had a…

I am still sort of new to the Dallas area . I have visited most of the clubs on the NW side . Looking on this fine website I saw Tiger Cabaret has 10 dollar…

Wednesday afternoon was not unlike any other at Follies. I was motivated to drop in again by what seemed to be negative changes coming but all was status quo. I didn't waste much time…

It’s amazing how fast your hands warm up between the thighs of a beautiful woman. Anyway... stopped in around 4 to find the place jammed. Grabbed one of the few seats left at the bar…

I don’t know what was going on but it seemed like there was no one working. Kind of the opposite of last week 10 customers and no dancers. I asked the pretty Asian masseuse lady…

This was my first ever visit to a strip club. I was out bar hopping downtown and was handed a card for half off cover at Spyce. Since I had never been i figured i…

Was in town for work so decided to stop in to see what all the hype was about... walked in with a group of guys from work talked with the door guy he recomended the…

A few of my friends wanted to go out to the club since we haven’t been out to one in awhile so we went Saturday the 12th. Cover is still $8 and it still…

In Phoenix for a conference, so I went to Jaguars early on a Saturday night. From the outside this place is huge, seemed a little smaller once inside. When I arrived there around 7:30 there…

This place has many locals who come to dance, and they can dance. Swinging girls around and back. Its pretty skilled dancing going on. The young girls will be dancing and they don't have the…

Sirens is in a safe area next to a strip mall, right off the highway. Parking is free and easy, cover for day shift is $7 and includes a ticket for a free lunch. I…

It wasn’t very busy, but neither was Camelot next door. A couple of nice lookers, a few not so much. Drinks are very expensive, as are the no contact private dances I won’t…

I headed in tonight to see one of my favorite dancers. I’ve always liked this club. It’s very clean, except for the bathrooms. They’re not horrible, but some nights they get wrecked. Not really a…

I was out that direction so I stopped in. The place is still run down and the appearance has not changed, but the girls were a little better. One pregnant girl got on stage, who…

Last time I've been to Blush was months ago, so I noticed some changes immediately. Apparently it is under new management - it's a Rick's Cabaret now! I haven't noticed if the drink prices are…

This club is to the west of the airport. It wasn’t that easy to get to from downtown because of all the construction around town. Maybe it’s better now. This place is also a neighborhood…

Club Wanda had table dances for $10 Canadian. A No Touch table dance, but it wasn't actually that bad. Was told that the 15 minute VIP dance cost 75 Canadian dollars. I kept asking if…

For what was a quick in and out visit for this upstairs club, not much stood out. At least in a good way. Club Downtown gets more hype than the other clubs around, but I…

This is a big town with a small club scene. So small I saw multiple dancers at multiple clubs in a few days of each other. When you make a habit of popping up all…

Interesting place to say least. Seem like a place where if your not a regular hard to get attention. I sat the bar and had a hard enough time getting anyone to even notice me…

You can read numerous reviews of this club about the club amenities and layout but I can say for me, not needing a shower from stinking of cigarette smoke is a huge selling point.…

Getting to the point: If you just want to donkey fuck a chick really fast, come here. I arrived at around 10:30pm. The club was dead. There were girls there but no one was dancing. The…

Wacko's is one of the better clubs in this neck of the woods. I hadn't been in years and gave them a try a couple of weeks ago and I'm glad I did.…

So I figured I would try something outside of my normal 40 min radius and made the off the beaten path to this place. Doorman was nice and the bartender was friendly. Nice…

This place is a locals only spot in the middle of a town that might as well be the middle of nowhere. The streets aren’t really lit that well, and I drove past the pub…

Went there on my second to last day living in Chicago. Uber ride had me a little worried because it is in a sketchy area but the building is really nice and the area outside…