Reviews

Due to a huge project at work I've been working late enough to pop in well after my usual time. This particular Sunday showed up just afternoon. I believe the cover was $10. Still no…

My business dinner in the city ended at a reasonable hour, and I was nursing a nice buzz, so I decided to stop into Archibald's for a drink before heading home to the suburbs. It…

The Cactus League season is in full swing, and I have been visiting Bourbon in hopes of seeing new talent. Theres more customers, but its always the same lineup. The problem about being a regular…

ENTER TTHE CHAINDOG! I was visiting a guy I was partnered with in the mid 2000, He and his lovely wife live in the area. On the back home I decided to try…

Living in an oil town you get use to extremes whether it comes to pricing or work. Ricks isn't no different from the effects of that either. The club is nicer than Jaguars which is…

Visited last week and had a fantastic time with Tatiana. She recognized me from a previous visit and remembered that I did not go back for a dance with her then. I told her that…

Was in DC for business and went to a Capitals game. The Cloakroom is within walking distance of Capital One Arena and the metro, so that's great. After walking through the door, a security guy…

I was driving through NC and decided to make a stop. I had read previous reviews, which were so divergent that I really didn’t know what I’d find. But, bottom line, I had a very…

This review is for the weekend of 3/1. I was in Tampa for a conference and visited Oz both Friday and Saturday night. I did both the $35/song private rooms and the half hour in…

I have been to Myrtle Beach a lot but never had the chance to stop at this club because they opened at 6 pm. I'm an early afternoon guy when I travel. But…

Wow! Visited from 9-11 on Thurs night. Costs $5 to park - whether you use valet or not!! By 9 there are plenty of hotties and the super comfortable lap area is…

I thought i was a joke but its over and i think everyone got arrested. The performers are polite. Straight forward. I've seen nothing but latinas. Late 20 early 30 early 40. Its 20…

Saturday is a good day to go. Solid day lineup, minus Leah, the sisters. Erica, rosa, ruby, cayanne, crystal, tatianna, devon, andrea samantha are usually there. Heard the Saturday cd monitor doesnt…

Visited the club again last Sunday for the first time in a while. Only strip club in Arlington, VA - you'd either have to go into D.C./Maryland or drive down to Springfield area of Fairfax…

Underwhelming visit to what is often an overwhelming and famous location. At this point this spot might be considered world famous, but it can be quite hit or miss. Afternoons are often the busy hour,…

I hadn’t been to this location in years and the reason is that it’s a bit overpriced. There was a nice variety of girls of several shapes and sizes including a very sexy short haired…

So the club has been described many times. No changes there. Tonight, they were using the bigger room. When I got in, I waited at least 10 minutes for a waitress to…

Parking $2 on side of building $5 in front before 7 $5 after 7 for any space. Cover $5 before 7 $10 after 7 Military-Free 2 Minimum drinks from $6 per drink Minimum Fee to get in club and stay. $18-$27 However,…

Came back to follies after my first time about 3 months ago. This time I didn't partake in the VIP but still had fun. Had to valet this time but only $10 to make sure…

This is probably going to be the most difficult review I've written for TUSCL. During my visit, there were serious shortcomings, but also a few bright spots. Suffice it to say, my initial feelings of…

Interesting setup, with cinema seating and dancers doing 3 songs (clothed, then topless, then fully nude) for people around the pole. Away from the pole most of the girls were sat near the entrance, and…

Went to Omar's Saturday night around 10. There are 2 entrances. One in the front from the street. One in the back from the parking lot but you have to climb some stairs to get…

Look it up if u don’t already know. Or ask Robert Kraft haha Finally meet Katya (sp?) cute, great accent, friendly, hot body, but... the long hair just isn’t for me. But whatever I still had…

Haven’t been in a while. Got there just before 6. Cover was only $3. Ratio of dancers to customers seemed about 1:1. I was a little disappointed in overall quality/looks of dancers.…

This was a Tuesday evening, about 11ish. I had not been here for a couple of years and aware of some of the changes but figured it was my best option leaving downtown…

I relocated to Boston about half a year ago. Despite my previous lackluster experiences at Centerfold, curiosity got the better of me, and I decided to swing by last Friday night to unwind and ogle…

Back to MBOT. As most know, it's run down and hardly seems like a party place in the afternoon and early evenings. The carpet is old, the theme rooms seem disused, though music is playing,…

Club is the same as always. There hasn't been a nickel invested into the facilities for a long time. Now, on to the new stuff... Only 5 ladies working: Faith, Tyler, Wendy, Carmen,…

I travelled over, getting there on a Monday at 7:15 pm. There was a guy out front smoking, a guy at the pool table, and the bartender. That. Is. It.…

Another Monday night visit but I will say the outside of the place and parking lot are professional. Tons of lights, seemed high energy, a DJ and $5 cover and waitresses that seemed engaged.…

I went in for the hell of it to see if Alise was there and saw Ivy dancing on stage. I used to get VIP from her but she's not so friendly these days. Got…

OK, as soon as you walk in there is the bar in front of you (after paying $5 cover). Order a straight booze drink and bartender he made a nice pour, about 6-7$.…

I have been here a few times throughout the years and never really had a good time. Not sure why I kept coming back. The quality if women they have is not very good and…

Decided to stop by dayshift at about 3 pm. No cover, no doorman, no booth fee. Club was fairly busy, only one open booth. Took a seat and watched the show. About 10-15…

So I had some time to kill before my flight and figured I’d stop in. I had checked out the reviews first so was keeping an eye out for Bella. When I went in I…

Went to the club to check it out for the first time and was not impressed. Walked in and got a drink and a hot dancer wanted a dance. I eventually took her for 2…

Pussycat continues to have benefits — friendly bartenders (now that Cathy gone); usually fairly non-drug addled dancers; even honesty, believe it or not (twice dropped 20s and dancers returned them) VIP area is cramped, with mediocre…

For the most part this place is to the point. The girls know what some guys go there for. On this visit decided to spin the wheel and take my chances on different girls. It…

The place is nicer on the inside than it may appear from across the parking lot. The clientele of the club varies depending on what time of the evening and who happens to be in…

--------- NOTE: --------- This is a Saturday eve review of Foxxy Lady Cabaret - but I bounced around 3 different clubs on this night and kinda wrote about my night - thus I went a bit into the…

I got to the club about 9pm, after a quick pat down outside by security I was let in the door and paid the cover. Went over to the bar and grabbed a beer…

I had high expectations of this place but was disappointed. The facilities and the building are nice itself. The place is supposed to a hunting lodge but many have already described the layout. The women were…

Found myself with a free Saturday and decided to go see some ass and titties. Stopped at Wax first. I was probably around 3 P.M, the club was super dead. There were maybe 3-4 girls…

Man, I used to really enjoy Choice, but that was years ago. Every now and then I’ll stop back in, but it’s always the same disappointment. Lots and lots of empty stage time, seemingly bored…

Arrived Tuesday around 7. The club has a fairly large parking lot that was about 2/3 full when I arrived. Upon entering, I paid a $5 cover which I thought was a pretty…

This is my go to for the area. Not because of the extremely hot talent or the lap dances but just a cool spot to go with some people and have a few beers. You’ll…

Stopped by around 8:00pm on a weeknight for a little distraction. This is a pastie club, though some of the pasties were interesting like neon skeleton hands and such. Place is very…

I went years ago with a friend and that visit was lackluster. I'd have to say this visit was the same, it's maybe due to the fact the day and/or time I was able…

I had an hour or two to kill so I stopped in before going back to work. My dancer was very attractive and attentive. A little expensive but I made it work. A beautiful brunette…

I went to Silk on a business trip to the Milwaukee area. It was a Friday evening and if gotten stuck in Milwaukee due to weather issues so figured I'd try the place out. I…

I stopped into cheerleaders on a friday afternoon to check it out. It's been a while since i was there and wasn't too pleased the last time with the constant parade of tip hungry dancers…

I came to Chicas Bonitas while on a business trip in Austin. Walked in around 10pm and the place was bustling and there were beautiful girls everywhere. There was a solid mix of body types…

Haven't been to this club in a while but was in the area so I decided to stop and check it out. Seems to have improved from the low rent place I remember.…

I always thought of this as a trucker place, and not for the average joe. But to my surprise it was much better than i expected. I came alone however, and i feel like…

Parking situation continues to be a work in progress. New back lot functional (paved but unmarked), while 1/2 the front parking lot torn up. Rumor has it that semi abandoned building next to club…

On a vacation to St. Petersburg, I decided to check out Club Lust. The only free time I had was late on a Sunday night, which understandably may not give one the best experience,…

My third visit here and once again very glad I choose Mons. I have fun here, so, I am gun shy to go elsewhere. A wider age range than my last visit which is fine…

Stoped in on St Pats day to have a drink and see if anything was new. Being close to Boston St Patrick’s Day is a national drinking holiday. Place had a decent crowd for a…

Wales in on a Tuesday evening and to my surprise there was some talent present. I sat for a while to scope out the scene. Was some baddies in there. Out of the 10 girls…

I hadn't been to Delilah's for years, but I was recently nearby and it is so easy to park, so I stopped by. I wasn't expecting all that much, it was a Tuesday evening after…

Atlantis has been my #1 "go-to" club for many years for a few reasons: 1) mixed ethnicity but largely African-American dancers (which I like) yet not a hood club 2) average attractiveness…

Decided to give this place another shot but everything seems to be unchanged which is bunch of skinny girls with very low mileage dances. When you walk in, its a big bar with alot of seets…

Hadn’t been to brads brass flamingo in a couple of years, since moving out of Indianapolis, so decided to head back in and check it out. The cover was 5, I think. Not more than…

This place is basically a peep show joint with other venues to be freaky. The night I went it was raining and nobody else there (or at least it seemed). You walk into what you…

Visited Uptown Cabaret while the all star game was in town, not really sure knowing what to expect. The club was crowded but didn’t feel cramped, although this was the biggest sporting event Charlotte…

I saw one spinner dirty blonde with small tits that’s was hot as hell, but the rest was mediocre to me. It’s laid back with a bar crawl for tips. A lot of girls just…

Was Sat night and the buddies and I decided to get some drinks before St. Pattys Sunday. Got in around midnight and headed up the staircase to PL Heaven. Paid the usual cover of $20…

This was the second club I visited on my first ever trip to MB. The first didnt have the vibe nor scenery I was looking for (big fake tits) but Thee Doll House was a…

Overview: New faces and can still be worth your while. So was meeting a friend for dinner and afterward decided to swing by to see who is still there. Granted this was at 8 PM on…

Stopped here for an afternoon visit this past Monday, my second visit since my last review. Figured I would provide an update to the new lighting I described in my 2/7/19 review, at which…

Against my better judgment I went back to Showplace for another try. I had vowed to stay away after my last visit, but a friend convinced me to give it another try. With…

I have been to Baby Dolls before but it has been a few years. I always try to go when I am in town if I can make it work. It is one of…

Was on holiday in Pompano beach and I had to check this local institution! The club is located on a fairly sketchy area but I felt safe on the parking lot. You pay 2 dollars for…

On a Tuesday afternoon, I decided to take a break from my regular visitations to the Carnival, the house of the rising sun in New Jersey. I decided to visit Oasis, where I had been…

Came in on a Thursday night with 3 of my friends. We received a coupon from our taxi driver for a discounted cover (50%). When we walked in we were seated by the host in…

I showed up at around 8:30pm. There were probably 8 PLs but only 4 girls dancing. They charged $15 for the cover, which is a rip off for a Monday night, but at least the…

No doubt that Follies is a better fun place than most strips climbs in America and I have been to most cities ... that said, the quality of girls seems to be on decline. I…

I headed to La Pearl/Outer Space yesterday after work for a quick visit. I never know what to expect as far as which half will be open, but it was La Pearl (downstairs) this time.…

Hopped in on a free Monday night and it was still a good time. A few of the more petite girls got some up-top upgrades, which greatly enhanced the experience for a guy into small…

Went here for the first time last week, only because Bottoms Up was already closed at like 10 PM, which happens sometimes if they are slow. Well I'm always a little cautious in Irvington at…

First time out to a strip club for myself and a few other guys. We decided on the Men's Club based on the recommendation of the one guy with us that had been. We arrived…

This must have been a slow day for establishment. got there around 5pm, paid the cover. Entered the dance area which was half filled with guests and probably around 5+ girls milling around and a whole…

Better off going down the block to High Beams. This place seems to be dead almost every day. I usually go around 5-7pm and have checked in occasionally on different days of the week. When…

So, I usually plead my allegience to DollHouse, but on this afternoon my buddy wanted to try a different place. Sins is located on emerson, in a relativily safe area. Daytime cover prices are $5, with a…

word to the management. just because a girl is willing to show people her tits doesn't mean anyone want to see them. four girls, one heavy but okay spanish girl, and 3 obese white women. first…

Finished up some business on the west side of town at about 4:00 p.m. and decided to check out Fannie’s as I hadn’t been there in more than 6 months. There are a lot of…

This was one of my first real strip club vists and my frame of reference is from going to amps. I was hoping for more variety of girls but a low pressure environment and…

Penthouse is the new & improved Scores. Probably the nicest club downtown. Several ladies working, even though I was there between the day and night shift. The ladies were all in the 6-8 /10 range.…

Dropped into Baby Dolls on Wednesday afternoon after lunch but before happy hour. Don't actually know if they have one here but you get the drift. Valet parking and small cover at the door.…

I went the first Friday of the month for the first time. I arrived at 730 am and was the first person in the bar. I was told since it snowed it was a little…

Over many years I have relied heavily on Adelina Bar as my go to for TJ fun. In retrospect, that might have to do with fond memories of the two legends, Tania and Malena both…

Was in the area and made my way here on a Sunday evening. Place is pretty big as it has 2 levels, one with stage and seating and the upstairs for lap dancing. Been here…

Club not too far off exit and easy to locate. As pull in there is plenty of parking and there is no charge for parking. Arrived late afternoon towards the end of day shift. Cover…

I have yet to go to other clubs in LA since I live out of town, but I intend to go just to have something to compare. I think I got the full SC experience.…

Back in London for the day and decided to pass some time with some lovely ladies. The Horns is not the dirtiest strip bar in London, but you can wander in and spend as…

Being to this place when it was baby dolls. Now it is a bikini club. Girls were ok. One of the girl looks like a student came and sat next to me. She was just…

I pulled up and saw two girls in the back of the parking lot who looked like they were shooting up. Sat in my car for a solid 20 minutes debating whether I felt like…

Super laid back place. They have inexpensive beer. You can get 22oz of good beer for $8. The place is on the smaller side but its enough room to enjoy yourself. They have a pol…

Went after a concert and I wanted to check this place out since the nee ownership. Went upstairs and some spread out seating. 2 stages on either sids kind of a weird setup but sat…

Perfect place to release some tension after a long work day. Went inside and there were a couple of girls there. Must of been perfect timing because there were options. Sat down and order a…