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Thought I'd check this place out since it's supposed to be the "alt club", but it was far from different. Cover was $30 (on a weekday) which is crazy. There's no alcohol allowed in the club, but it sounded like there's bars nearby. When you get down the stairs, the small stage is straight ahead. Some single dance booths on the right of the stage, a bar on the left, and a "VIP" booths for 3+ dances. Not sure if there's private rooms, didn't ask but I'd assume there are. Overall the place seemed cramped even though there weren't many PLs.

The girls ranged from 2-6, most were your average sc type white/AA/latina. I'd say about 20 girls. Stage dances kinda sucked. It was small, dancers were pretty lazy (although it was pretty dead and not many tippers), some took their tops off, maybe one or two girls got nude, despite being advertised as most stage shows going nude. Despite being an "alt club" I would consider only one of the girls to actually be "alt" and the music was very much your standard sc stuff.

Dances were listed as $40 for one (topless) and $120 for 3 (nude), but this is a lie. The going rate seemed to be $60-80 for one dance and $180-200 for the 3 nude dances (not to mention that they'll harass you for a $20 or even $100 tip after). They claim this is "because the club takes a cut" but I think the club should either enforce the listed prices, or just not have them up. I did get quotes for the listed dances from one or two of the dancers, but there's a reason why. Dances seemed to be pretty standard touching is allowed everywhere but Y. Each song did seem to be the length of 1.5-2 normal songs in any other club which is nice and made the dances slightly more worth it. Overall the prices seem a bit outrageous, most of the girls were not my type (and not alt), stage/shows/atmosphere just was not it. Probably won't be going back anytime soon.