Reviews

I am updating my 2007 review. First: Do not try to find this place from the south, the road has been removed, come in from RT 6 on the north side.This is a neighborhood bar…

Officially last time at this place. I get there before the 7pm cover and sit at the bar straight ahead with poles to your left and a smaller room with a pole to the right.…

Stopped into Sapphires again. Description is in my last review but to be brief-very cool set up in the club with a bar to the back away from the main floor, a small stage…

We flew in the early afternoon and after we grabbed our rental car we decided to check Kittens out for the first time. It’s only about 15 minutes from the airport. We knew there was…

This is really a review of two visits. The first was Friday evening about 11:15 after flying home from New York. The second was Wednesday about 2:00. I'm not new to this club, so…

I was in the area overnight for work so I thought I would try out Jill's. The club is located across from a truck stop. There is adequate parking. This is about the best…

Dead, hole in the wall place in a bad part of town. Place looks like its a repurposed two story house. Dancers behind the bar. Non nude, dancers are nothing to look at at best.…

So they apparently changed the washroom tiles (at least for the women) but no other changes. It still smells by the ATM machine. Met up with my regulars. They were not happy. The…

I was on the space coast of Florida recently on my way to my condo in Volusia County after a client meeting in Brevard County and was driving up A1A, drove past IR and Cheaters…

You know all the details as far as layout and design. Drink prices are whatever - I stopped drinking recently so I can tell you a diet Coke is $5. Stopped by Desire Thursday and…

I stopped here last Tuesday before my flight out of DTW. I got a booth for $20, as I felt like relaxing, and ordered a beer. The waitress was attentive. There were…

First visit to the 19th, and it’s not starting out the way I’d hoped. Women of Color have been a special interest of mine lately (thank you Mya from BP), so I’m hopeful. Except that the…

This place seems to have high reviews but it's become more of the same as the south Florida scene. I was staying near by and was excited to check this place out as I…

No cover with my ID. There are 2 stages and no girls dancing when I arrived. Place is classy looking compared to the other clubs around here. Couple of regulars were hanging out talking to…

I used to be a regular at Penthouse a couple of years ago, before the Detroit Police began to require the curtains come down and raid the place regularly. In the past, PHC was…

Went out to a drinks and a show, then the Sands loomed large in the flight path of my Uber. Cash in hand, I stopped into a club I’ve been visiting on and off…

I went to Scarlett's in the early evening , had to make it an early (for SC clubbing purposes) evening since I had to get to sleep at a decent hour. I believe that…

Finished up a meeting early than anticipated on a Wednesday night and decided not to go straight back to the hotel in downtown. Checked on TUSCL and found this club which was sort of close…

Other review didn’t post. Came during the which is the best time to be here. There was some construction on the road so made it a little difficult to get in. Saw Mayra which is…

Somehow this club continues to remain open! It has remained a spot on every occasion I'm in the area and I appreciate the familiarity of the joint. The staff and girls know who…

Dancer/Patron Review Patrons: Very diverse group of girls. Not very many who work daytime, but there's always a good mix of skinny, athletic, curvy girls working. Most of the girls are black, white, or mixed, but on…

This place used to be popping a few years ago with lots of ladies working both good and bad looking. I decided to visit one lonely night and I was blown away when I walked…

So it's been a few months, but I was thinking about a return visit to this place and realized that I'd never shared my thoughts on my previous visit. A friend and I schedule long…

I tried.... I really tried.... It is so close to where i live that I really want it to be different and that’s why i gave it so many chances... If i had (-) rating for entertainers I…

As part of my recent trip to the Detroit area I spent two nights of it over in Windsor. I get free rooms and food at Caesar's there and being a gambler I do like…

This review is from about a month ago when I was traveling through the Portland area. The club is just off the freeway so it is very convenient to get to. No cover,…

These reviews are from 2 different Saturdays late in the afternoon. The 1st was after a trip to bogies about 6 weeks ago. There was probably about 10-12 customers and 6 or 7 dancers. I got…

I had a brief business trip near Baltimore, i had never been to any clubs in the Baltimore area so I was looking forward to the chance to check one out. Read some reviews on…

Flew into Houston and decided to stop at a club before going to my hotel. St James was the closest club from the airport and one of the highest rated on TUSCL. It was about…

Stopped in on a Tuesday just before valet got set up about noon. Standard security protocol and two bucks in the tip jar. Looking around, seemed like a lot fatties roaming around of…

First of all this is close to horizon area, its designed to look like a mansion and you can't miss it. Cover was $20 and found a seat by one of the stages. The place…

No cover when I arrived in the afternoon. This place has more of a bar feel than a strip club. About 7 girls that I could see on shift. Most of them stayed with the…

As described in other reviews this is a rural place about 20 minutes from the Madison airport. Brown steel building, plenty of parking in the lot. At 2p on a Tuesday there was no one…

close to horizon area, its designed to look like a mansion and you can't miss it. Cover was $20 and found a seat by one of the stages. The place is BYOB. A few girls…

Generally not my spot but I stopped by this place twice, recently. First stop was a Sunday night. Plenty of eye candy, at least 3 very attractive young dancers. Took a young…

Headed in around 2pm last Thursday for a quick visit. Paid my $15 to get in, and was immediately unable to see where I was walking due to the complete darkness of the place. The…

Visited as I drove through the town Friday night, was 9 Pm and there were exactly 5 customers and 5 dancers. Nothing about the club appears to have changed din regards to layout.…

It had been about 2 years since I first stepped through the hallowed halls of Wacko’s Bar & Grill. And boy, has it changed. I admired the decent dancer diversity of my 1st visit; mostly…

So I think this marks my 30th visit to this spot. I’ve given it a chance time and time again but I think that it may finally be tome to find somewhere else, despite how…

I was in town on business last month. I visited a couple of times throughout the week. My best visit was on Wednesday afternoon. There were only a couple of dancers on shift. Options are…

I moved to San Diego about 2 years and have explored the local strip clubs. I came across Tuscl googling for best strip club in the area and found the Tijuana strip club Hong Kong.…

Came by late to see the 2nd half of the Celtics game. (This was the low part of my night) The (disappointing) game end synced up with the 2 for 1 special the club does. In…

Happy hour 3-7pm. Free admission also. The girls have their regulars and spend their whole shift with them. Not much for dances at this place they have 10 dollar Dan Es but no one really…

I was in town on business last month. I visited a couple of times throughout the week. My best visit was on Wednesday afternoon. There were only a couple of dancers on shift. Options are…

First time going to RI to visit a strip club. Disappointing. Depressing atmosphere. Got there around 5pm. Stayed for 2 beers. I had a party to go to (bowling banquet if I can…

So most of the recent people that have reviewed this club I have commented on and given information on my experience. I first heard about this club because I was cruising the review sites and…

I read lots of reviews and decided to try out Treasures. On a previous visit I had visited Sapphire so this time I wanted a change. I booked a limo pick up for my buddy…

What struck me first is how not-annoying this place is. Music isn't too loud, stage lights aren't flashing in my eyes, enough TVs but not too many, DJ was a regular guy not an asshole,…

I went on a weekday in the afternoon. This place is as visible as it gets from the expressway, so parking isn't exactly discreet, and neither is walking in. Once you do walk in, you…

I came in around 4pm on a Thursday and there was no cover. There was 5ish girls working and it was slow inside with around the same amount of customers. I dont want to go…

Visited on a Tuesday evening at around 6pm for my first time. Walked right in; no one was at the front desk. No cover. Probably ~20 patrons and an equal number of girls. Around 2/3…

I visited the Playhouse with low expectations and my visit thoroughly lived up to my expectation. I will avoid going over the club's basic description again because it was the same.The bar was about half…

I stopped by Electric Blue in Tolland on Friday evening while passing through the area. This joint has always felt like a dive bar out in cow country. And the talent in the past has…

Decided to go to the fantasy land and visit Candice. The place has changed over the years but only slightly. One of the big things that changed over the last 5 years. The girls mainly…

I stopped in Saturday evening around 8pm and there were only three dancers on the floor. Went to the bar and got a bottle of water and just sat there waiting. After about…

I was free last Friday and decided to try their Friday “Legs & Eggs”. They call it that because they open at 7:30 and offer breakfast. Breakfast wasn’t really what I was interested in.…

I was free last Friday and decided to try their Friday “Legs & Eggs”. They call it that because they open at 7:30 and offer breakfast. Breakfast wasn’t really what I was interested in.…

Had a late lunch with a client in P&L and was drawn to the "Totally Nude" sign down the street. Figured i had time for some entertainment, so entered the dimly lit club. Club…

I was free last Friday and decided to try their Friday “Legs & Eggs”. They call it that because they open at 7:30 and offer breakfast. Breakfast wasn’t really what I was interested in.…

BSC may not have the mileage of a couple other clubs, but is always a good time with some super hot dancers. The average here is at least an 8, a lot of enhanced girls…

I was in the city and rather than sit in rush hour traffic on I-95, I ducked into Delilah's for happy hour. This is the first time I've been here. I like the setup a…

I came to Rick’s on a Wednesday afternoon for the lunch special. The price has gone up from $10 to $15. It’s still a good deal for soup or salad, entree, dessert, and a sexy…

I have been here before and this club runs hot and cold. It can be stacked with beauties during the day one time and then come by on a weekend night and its boring. Usually…

This was a while ago. I was visiting a friend of mine from high school, he's half Japanese and spent a good half of his life living in Japan. He's as comfortable in Japan as…

Once again I found my self in Dallas with a little time to kill before an afternoon flight, so decided to hit up The Lodge before heading out. The place has been…

As you drive up the club is next to a Range Rover dealership. It appears to be a huge building. The parking lot is large as well. You enter the building at about…

rm feeling aGood time at the lamp. Good ration between PL and ladies working. talent could have been better. Was a hispanic or perhaps brazilian dancer who was busy with dances that I didn't…

I visited this spot on a Sunday around 6pm. It was packed. There's a bar as you enter and the dancers are thru the door on the left. I've visited here a lot but not…

I have visited Indy club various times when in town. I have found that their high price and lack of talent means I won't be wasting time and money here again. I tried several different girls…

It has been a while since I have visited this location. The last time I came here the atmosphere was good but the dancers were sub par. I had some extra time on…

Had a few extra minutes before an airport pickup so stopped in Lookers. Last visit was 4-5 months ago. Nothing has changed as far as layout, etc. Arrived around 9pm and stayed for less than 30…

I had not been to the PH in awhile. I had comeback from visiting friends and stopped by. I had read some of the day shift veteran dancers left( Erika) and went Cafe Risqué and…

I came in here on a weeknight and it really seemed like no one was working. There were theater style chairs looking into one main stage (all the other stages were not active that night).…

Ok so this an old review.... Came here around 3-4pmish. There was no cover. I sat down by the bar still adjusting my eyes to the darkness. After ordering a cocktail for $10 (with tip)…

The bar can a little tough to get to because it is across a divided high way so you can only get to it from one side of the road. Then the bar is also…

Oasis 5/20 Arr. 1500 Six dancers, 3 black and 3 white. 4-5 customers. New - buffet Didn't look so good. Most are not showing any tit atall. Pasties, if the girls nipples can…

Horrible. They don't make it clear to you that they DO NOT serve alcohol. We went this past Friday and it was just sad. The lady at the counter where you pay cover just looked…

Went to visit after reading reviews. Thought it would be best option this side of the border in Buffalo area. Arrived around 10 pm. Paid 10 cover. Got a reasonably priced…

Stopped in for a short visit last night (5/20) around 7:00. Angel (yes!), Oasis, Denver and Charlie on the board. Only one other customer. Yeesh, this is gonna be rough. Fortunately, the Ballpark girls aren't…

As part of my latest Detroit-Windsor adventure me and a buddy visited the Flight Club multiple times over a 5 day period; Tuesday night, Wednesday Afternoon, Friday night, Saturday afternoon and Saturday night.... what a…

Classy place. Went as a couple on a Saturday night, charged $20 total for entry. Multi-levels with a main stage and a bunch of smaller stages where girls dance on their own. Saw…

Having moved away from Houston a few years back it has been a while since I've been here. The place has gone through some major downs since its hayday and still hasnt fully recovered. I…

Visited on a Monday evening at about 8pm (probably not best time of day for this place). Nothing has changed as far as layout, etc since my last review of this club in October. Had an O'Douls…

Enter The Chaindog. I work 3-11 so I rarely get here mon-fri. I was hoping to see the " A " list dancers. I arrived about 8pm, My favorite spinner of a door girl…

Stopped for my once-in-a-while afternoon visit. Used their internet coupon to get in for free (normally cover charge is $5 during the day, $10 at night + $10 "bottomless drink" day or night, so $15…

If you are looking for a club where the stage show is everything then this is not the place for you. If you are looking to chill, watch a game, and talked to women…

Last night (Monday 5/20, 10pm) was pretty slow. Egypt, Cherry, Gypsy and newer girl Sonic were dancing, so if you prefer WOC that's a decent lineup. Sonic sort of looks like a thinner Gypsy (if that's possible)…

Humpday visit, arrived ~2 pm, left ~5 pm. It was a little slow -- but I guess it's mid-day Wednesday, so not that surprised. They had a proscuito sandwich for lunch, which was quite good.…

After reading about this club, I decided to give it a shot. It is as described. A big room that is kind of run down and shabby. I arrived around 10pm on a Monday night.…

First off it is a smaller place, not a bad thing. Things have changed from the last time I was there. They fixed up the place and added a second stage. DJ is next to…

I stopped into The Diamond Club after catching a movie at the Cinemark. It's a little off the beaten path and I normally wouldn't have gone here based on the past reviews, except it…

I came by Saturday after golf. The architecture is still the same. Smaal, two bars, 7 X 10 CR, 4 X 6 per song booths, main stage, side stage, patio. The talent ranged from the tiny…

My friend wanted to go to the club Saturday night. I told him things changed a lot recently it he still wanted to go. So we went and got there at 9 pm. Parking…

I had a free Friday evening and decided to see if my first visit last month was typical or not. Arrived about 8 pm and went to bar to buy a water. Saw several ladies…

Before I start my review, please know that I have two stalkers who are likely going to add asinine comments below. One likens herself to the queen of TUSCL and is mad that I…

Once my go to spot when in the San Fernando Valley, now maybe two visits a year at most. Have not been here since the remodeling (repair work?) that took nearly all of last fall…

Had some cash burning a hole in my pocket so I decided to head over to City of Industry for some Monday night fun. Decent amount of girls working tonight, none of my usual favorites…

To be fair I only came to this club by accident; when I arrived cover was 5$, then I was asked to put all my metal items into a basket and walk through a metal…

Happen to be in Yuma and called up Nearby Strip Clubs. Hawaii was highly rated and I had what I needed to cross the border (and back). I parked at the border and walked across. The…

Ok - sometimes good lighting can be scary but most of the girls were decent. Nice looking building with well lit free parking lot and the cover was 10 on Tuesday night for Amateur…