Penns Port Pub
Closed
1920 S Columbus Blvd Philadelphia, PA 19148

Solid

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Og123
Jun 28, 2025, 2:10 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I’m sure it’s been covered but I’ll give a brief on the layout. You walk in like any other dive bar, few booths on the left, basic bar in the middle of the joint. Pool room and bathroom are located in the back. Small basement sized stage and a singular stripper pole in the middle of the bar.

 

Girls were what you’d expect for the price. Mid 30 Asian and mid 30 white girl. Maybe 6/10 at best. Other was one fairly attractive blonde that was insanely flexible. 3 girls total doing a rotation. They would jump onto the stage do a 2-3 song dance, some full nude others just top. After the dance they would all literally walk on top of the bar and talk to each customer looking for tips.

 

Prices were very fair. $7 for a beer. I found out happy hour is from 5-7 weekdays but the ad wasn’t too great for discounts- maybe $1 off a shot. Tip walks were fairly typical of Philly albeit maybe a bit more excessive- ie want a tip for the bra, butt, and front consistently. Girls were friendly and were open to talking for a bit after the dances though.

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