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Out of curiosity, I decided to check the place out—mainly because I was intrigued by the unusually high number of reviews. It's currently ranked as the number one spot in terms of total review count, so I wanted to see what the hype was about.

Once inside, the layout was straightforward: a central stage surrounded by a bar, with lap dance areas toward the back. Since I visited during the daytime, there was no cover charge, and the crowd was sparse—only about four or five other patrons.

I took a seat and ordered a bottle of water, which costs $10. Honestly, that seemed pretty steep given the size and vibe of the club. Not long after sitting down, a dancer approached me to offer a lap dance. It was $20 per song. She was friendly and cute, but not quite my type, so I declined.