Pregame with labia in your face

Had an hour to kill after work before catching a baseball game. Penns Port is the best place to kill an hour and inspect some labia.

It's a dive bar with nude ladies. No lap dances, no touching, no cover, no private rooms, no bouncer, no DJ, but plenty of free parking.

The girls work for tips only and dance on a tiny stage then do a bar walk and squat right in front of you so you get a close up. Some girls will open themselves up like you’re doing a gynecology exam.