Reviews

Went to Kittens last week after work. There was still daylight out so I didn’t think there would be many guys at the club but I was wrong. This place was pretty busy…

Four and a half years and I make a return visit. This time it was a early evening on a Saturday and the girls weren't even drinking in the separate bar area. Well, there were…

Place is kind of a dive. It’s actually a music venue at night so not glitzy or anything. It’s a bar that happens to have girls get nekkid. Misty is a sweetheart. Only ever saw…

I pass by here on occasion and decided to make a recent stop. Fat Jacks is in the tiny town of Bock, north of the twin cities. I’ve reviewed the club before but, briefly, the…

As other reviews have said this is a very popular freelance bar in Singapore in the basement of a hotel there. I have been there many times and it is really amazing, virtually every…

Wow has this place gone down hill. It used to be a place that was great women with low mileage, now it is low quality women with low mileage. There is no parking…

Just left chicas locas in Dallas and it didn't go according to plan. Lol. I wanted to sample a few different dancers and that was it. Not really a extras guy but occasionally I indulge.…

Knew I was going to the area and had about an hour to get into some trouble. Looked up the nearest club on tuscl and found cloud 9. It sits far enough back…

I found myself traveling through Jacksonville last Friday as has become my custom I generally stop by Wackos. I have rarely been here as a day time clubber. I am normally a daytime…

I went in on a Tuesday, early afternoon. There were four or five dancers there. Carly and Nicole were white, Quinn is AA. The others (sorry, missed their names) were white. There is…

This is review of my visit to Chicas Bonita's on Friday early afternoon (11.30 am) There were around 7-8 dancers . There was music running and most of the girls were sitting and chatting at the…

Staying in the area and glad I found this little gem. Fairly easy to find on the main drag and right next to a McDonalds so you can grab a snack when heading out.…

Be selective of the server you pick. I suggest that you open a tab to avoid being asked for a drink on a continual basis. Beer prices are what you expect in a club. Don’t…

This was my first visit to Follies, like many others I went with high expectations and most of those were hit. Friday afternoon around 2:30 the valet asked $20 to park my truck but there wasn't…

I was at PH Tuesday afternoon for the first time in a month and had a great time. I bought a bottle of wine across the street at the liquor store and carried it in.…

I was on the Bogarts side of town. Since it was Tuesday ($10 dance day) I figured there would be a lot of choices, and activity. I was surprised that there were maybe 8-10…

I was spending the night in the area for work. Never heard or seen this place before. Seen some mixed reviews, but decided to check it out. Plenty of parking, they have there own lot.…

The club The club is clean and very modern. The appearance of club is by far its best feature. The size is not that large, mirrors on the wall try to create the illusion of a…

I hadn't been here in a while so decided to check it out around 8 on a Friday. First off, this is not the old Archibald's. With the old Archibald's, there was a downstairs with…

The Cheetah is where I take clients that insist on going to strip clubs. The views are top shelf and the atmosphere is pretty great. Other than that I wouldn’t come here as there are…

Another trip to centerfolds bos. Place is in an alleyway next to another club. Lots of metered street parking a few blocks down. You kind of know what you are going to get going in…

First time visit to Baltimore therefore also first time visit to "The Block". Having read several reviews decided Red Room was the place to visit. When you enter from the street you go immediately down a…

I stop in here about once a month, passing through town on I-75. The club occupies a large, square-ish room. A small-to-medium sized stage occupies one wall; on the opposite wall is the bar, DJ/camera…

Another visit to an old standby. Got there around 4, stayed till 6. Watched the parade of about 8-10 dancers on stage, went through 3 diet cokes. Many of the dancers were long timers at…

Another visit to an old standby. Got there around 4, stayed till 6. Watched the parade of about 8-10 dancers on stage, went through 3 diet cokes. Many of the dancers were long timers at…

It had been a couple of years since I visited dreams, but its pretty much the same scene as I remember it. Although its a little bit of a drive because it’s right out side…

I went to Brass Rail Tavern around 7pm on a Monday night. The place is really dark with purple lights. I sat by the stage and paid $7 including tip for a glass of coke. …

I made a Saturday afternoon visit a couple weeks ago and I was surprised to see some new faces. A few ebony dancers who I have never met before. One was named Bama who usually…

I arrived late on a Saturday a few months ago. It was apparently somebody's birthday, because birthday balloons were everywhere. The place was packed with dancers and patrons, and I even noticed a couple professional…

It was Sunday night after 10 PM. I was heading back home from jersey on my way to PA, Decided to take a detour and see what this place is all about. I’ve read the…

Dive club out on a country road. Just a few girls and customers but lots can happen in the back rooms. Prices vary based on the girl. Pretty sketchy overall. This place is hard to…

Had not been to the MBOT for a long time so decided it was time for a reunion stop. I remember going there for my first time years ago. The place hasn't changed much. You…

This will be my third review of this joint and also my last. The place is still the same I was during my previous reviews but with a larger emphasis on VIPs and high dollar…

Actually, I stopped at BF after a visit to Allure, down the street. In both places, I have ladies, experienced performers, that I call my "wingmen", who happily recommend talent for me to…

Since they allow touching for $20 dances on the main floor, they have some of the most liberal policies in Vegas, especially considering that these dancers are as attractive as any you'd find at Sapphire,…

I spent most of my night at Mons, but made the .1 mile walk here because I wanted to see both when in Tampa. Walked in an paid a $20 cover after 12:00 and was…

This was my first time at Lou Turks since the renovation a couple years ago. $10 cover but the place does look great. There is a back smaller bar and front larger bar both…

During my time in Tampa, I had to make the pilgrimage to Mons based on what I had heard on TUSCL. Got here after 10:00 on a Saturday and didn't go home until after 3:00…

Review below was submitted 23 Jul 19 more than 7 months after described visit to Play It Again Sam's making it one of the most current reviews for this club available as of this date. Review: Sunday morning…

If you have read my reviews, you know I have been to Lady Vi's a number of times. I arrived around 7:30pm on a Tuesday. There were no girls working. I left and got some…

After a long hiatus, I decided to go back to a near by dive... Passions show bar is a bikini club on Beach blvd. kind of in the middle of a strip mall, (no pun, intended-…

It had been forever since I’d been to Roxxanne’s but decided to give it a try as a hot friend of mine just started working there. Walking into the club, the place felt much…

Okay. I used to come here years ago. It was great. Then similar to many clubs around the US it has gone down hill in the quality of the dancers. Fewer and lower quality.…

I called into FIlmores at about 10:00 on a Saturday evening. Entry was free, and beers were about 10 CAD with tip, albeit for a rather small size. So a good start!…

Entered and paid the $15 cover on a Sunday evening around 9pm. Club doesn't sell alcohol, but gives cans of beer for free with your admission. After paying the cover at the front…

Returned for another Wednesday night visit. It was a hot night, not as lively as it was the last time I was there. There were probably 12 girls working. Paid $5 cover…

So this is a relatively small club in Binghamton in a strip mall where there aren’t too many options. Upstate NY is pretty weak overall. It’s a five dollar cover on a Friday night so…

I wont describe this place as it's covered in pretty much every review, but after finding a close by parking space I walked into what looked like a basic irish bar from the outside.…

This was my first trip to Playhouse since the changes. I also hadn’t been there this early in the day in a while. The parking lot was about half full, and when I got inside,…

Dollars on the rail went a long way. Went with a bachelor party late on a Sunday. Got in no cover by calling in ahead and saying we were coming. General vibe is a bit Vegas-y…

A buddy of mine texted me last Friday to go to the club. We got there at 9pm and it was surprisingly happening, I thought we would be way too early. There were…

It had been a while since I've been to a strip club. I was there for about 90 minutes. No cover, beer was $5, with a 2 drink minimum. Only seemed to…

i havent been to Paradise for a number of years so had to renew my membership at the door ($15 i believe). It was early in the day so relatively slow with only one…

Went today at the highlighter on Tuesday afternoon. No cover was charge when I entered at 1 PM. Previous reviews will let you know that there is a bar that serves happy hour drinks most…

As another member mentioned, there hasn’t been much new talent lately. And lots the talent is starting to show wear and tear. Although some of the dancers who have left were drama central.…

Rest a bit is relatively close to rt 80 and rt 46. Pretty easy to get to from the highways. Beer prices are pretty good at $3 a beer. Dances are $25 and take place in…

Came in on a few different Fridays, and apart from July 4th weekend it wasn't bad. Parking was free, no valet. The lot itself is not great but they have cameras up and it's by…

Went a couple weeks ago, visting Montreal to see friends. Showed up at a bit of an akward time (4 pm) So there was only 2 girls. One was white and kind of petite, other was black and…

This is the first time I have been to this place. It was on the corner and from the outside looks like a gogo bar. So I went inside and the vibe was ok. Charged…

Haven't been to Huntsville in a while, so did a circuit of the clubs to see how things have changed. Sorry to say Fantasia didn't live up to my memories. Still three bucks…

It was a pretty regular club experience however, the VIP section was more secluded than I initially expected it to be. Onto the dancers, I got 2 dances from a Latina chick who wasn't shy…

Ladies ranged from cute average to really cute and hot. No "To Die for" talent on my visit. Drinks were $7 and based on no cover that works. Sets are 4 or…

This club has changed names 6 times over the years. The owner owns both this place and bada bing. They recently made some changes to the vip area and stage area but I am not going…

Weird Tuesday visit and I only say that because the disparity between the hot dancers and the not hot ones was extreme. Like a glacial divide if that makes any sense. At least two dancers…

I've been visiting HB's , on and off, since 1992. The 90's were definitely the glory days for this place, up to the mid 2000's. It's been a slow but very steady decline since then.…

I was traveling to Dallas for business. I have stopped in here a few times over the years and have had a good time on occasion. Stopped in around 3:00 PM and ordered a beer…

Went to Pandora’s twice. Wednesday night. Sat a little behind the stage so I can see whose all there. Within 3 min a sexy lady with hard bolt ons sat on my lap and did…

Went in on a slow weekday afternoon following a holiday. Midday is my sweet spot to go to this club since there is no cover, decent free buffet and half off happy hour drinks! Beers…

Had not been to this club for some time. This club is basically one room for the general audience with a side room for private lap dances. There are multiple stages in the…

I haven't been to a strip club in years. Last time I was underage and scared witless. Saw a pussy and I didn't know what I was looking at - outside of the fact I…

One of the dullest strip club visits ever for me. While not the most boring ever (I've been places where there were no dancers) it was pretty bad. This place is as big as a…

I've long been an apologist for Club Fantasies, although they have made it really hard to do so over the years. The place is often dead or inhabited by girls that have very zombie-like…

My first visit to Austin and had trouble understanding the culture. Consequently not a great time at this club. Started off too early like 9PM and the wasn’t a soul in the place…

Showed up after an early morning work meeting and needed some stress relief. Pulled in and the parking lot was fairly empty, but since it was fairly early it didn't worry me none. Paid my…

I decided to visit this club toward the end of the night. It was probably around 1 am when I arrived at the club. Cover was $10. There is a bar area in the front and…

I visit this club every 2-3 wks. Always hustling on a Fri evening with at least 15-20 girls: most of them don’t speak English but manage very well with gestures. I sat at the bar…

This is an addendum to my July 21 review, so I will not repeat all the details from that review. Review Nazis—chill out. This is within 30 days so it’s not good for…

Having gone to the old Lido Room a handful of times and having a great experience each time, this isn't that old Lido Room. But taking place at Scores at W 28th, it's not the…

So I have only been to COI once before but went to different clubs. I don’t know what all the hype is about. Don’t get me wrong I had a good time but it’s not…

Highest quality strip club I have ever been to. I was in Vegas for a bachelor party. This was my first time in a vegas club so we decided to ask around for…

Decided to drop by this club one last time before moving to the West Coast. It was a cold summer afternoon in Bridgeport. When I arrived around 230pm, there were still plenty of parking around the…

Arrived around 10:30 on Monday. Cover was $12 & there were not that many girls (10?) or customers. The club has been described many times so I wont go into the mundane details here. Almost immediately…

I got there about 9 pm. Immediately a woman approached me and asked me if I wanted a tour. I told her no I just like to get a drink and hang out for a…

I have not visited too much at COI in the past couple of months. Showed up on a Thursday when they have 30 minute curtain rooms for $140 or Door rooms for $180. About 15…

Follies is fun even on a lazy Sunday afternoon. I always park across the street at the shopping center and make sure I do some sort of purchase to make it legit. I…

I'm starting to feel like the best thing one can do when reviewing these clubs is to compare them to other possible local options when one is familiar with those other options. That said, my…

I had not been to the FC for about 10 years, so I was excited to visit Mon afternoon- arrived at 3:30PM. NO cover charge, Valet park ($8,00), Maitre D escorted me to…

Been a couple of months so I thought I would stop by and check s place. For a Monday evening I was surprised at the number of customers and the number of dancers.…

Fresh off my first blowjob in front of a crowd (see my review of Berlin News Agency), I decided it was time to go headfirst into Bottom’s Up. Irvington is no paradise. But Bottom’s Up is…

Douchey doorman tells you that you must tip every dance, buy drinks, etc. The interior has a big circular stage and a smaller corner stage. This club is reminiscent of a cabaret with one of the dancers…

I went in on a Wednesday afternoon. I paid the usual cover and order my large water. I was surprised how many customers were there. I would say there were at least 15 customers, luckily…

Stopped by on my way home from an uneventful trip up north (but that's another review). First time here in a long time and think it's the first time at Kittens during the day…

Went to the Gold Club on Sunday evening at about 10:00. Mixed selection of girls. Couple of 8’s, but some that were on the plus size and not much to look at.…

It was late..had to bring a buddy home..and owed him some $...so why not give it to him in chips? Went on a Sunday night and took a withdrawal, but so few ladies working that I/]{…

A Monday afternoon visit about 3pm. For those who don’t know, the club is in a area of consumer sites such as car washes, food markets, car repair shops, and across the street from…

In town for a bachelor party, and we wanted to hit this club up as it makes an appearance on the HBO show Playmakers. We got there on a Friday night, and I self…

I'll skip the the in and outs and the other reviews cover most the basics. I have been to this place before several times a year for the last 4 years and it just…

I visited the club this past Sunday evening. Working tonight was a mainly veteran crew, a very attractive taller thin brunette who I wished I got dances from and Lola. More on her later in…

This is a new black strip club that is located within about a mile of another black strip club in town. What was most distinctive was how close the two clubs are to each other.…

The parking lot has plenty spaces, and is kept up. Its visible from rt 130, but there are spaces behind the bldg. Entrance faces 130, too. The bar is rectangular, surrounding, 2 stages.…