Reviews

The longstanding joke among guys I know in New Smyrna Beach and Daytona area is that the Bottoms Up club is like an old Ford pick-up. It may not look great... it may not…

I recently returned to St. James (a.k.a. “the Church”). It has long been one of my favorite strip clubs in the Houston area. The Church is a large club with a pretty good kitchen (by…

Wednesday- well what a dead night. I was one of maybe 6 customers. After arriving and paying the cover, I hit the bar and ordered a bourbon. My first impression was to drink up and…

Came here on a Monday night around 2am. It's nice that it stays open till 5am which makes it flexible for a relaxing late night. Entering the place, was greeted by friendly front desk and…

Visited the Rail this past Saturday night. It wasn't particularly busy for a Sat night, and as a result the vibe suffered quite a bit. Ordered a beer. Will never get used to paying $10.75…

There are 3 different clubs in this area and this is the only one where I have not spotted a condom in the parking lot ground. The club tends to be super quiet during the…

Its been quite a while since I have hit the Mint in Miami. It has been a Miami mainstay for decades. It is a small urban club with a history of good and…

This club is usually too far away for me to visit and I am generally a day shift PL, but I was in the area on a Monday night after a delayed OTC date at…

Was in town for a conference in St. Paul, and thought I would try a non-downtown club for once. I can South to King of diamonds and was not disappointed. Smaller bar/club with only one…

Came in drink with a group. Immediately had attention from multiple girls. Stage show was alright, but the personal attention we were getting was very good. Plenty of touching both ways from dancers and bartenders.…

I stop in here about once a month or so. I remember how terrible it used to be a few years ago. However every time I stopped in within the last year or so, it…

Hadn’t been to Shakers in quite a while. I guess now they’re calling it the new shakers? I was excited to see that they built a real private dance area. I had…

Dropped in on a pit stop during a long car trip. This place is right off the highway. It’s part of a highway rest stop complex along with a gas station, convenience store, and family…

Made a brief stop here one night on a business trip. I didn't stay nearly as long as last time I went because I was getting really annoyed at more than one dancer who couldn't…

I've been going to this club off and on for a few years now. I have tried a few others in and around Seattle, but I just keep coming back here. The club is off…

This is my third time in Baby Doll. The club was still quite full after midnight even though I went there pretty late. As usual, the vibe was lively with a lot of girls around. I…

What is the definition of insane? Doing the same thing and expecting different results. So it was my time for monthly visit to Follies, but since i have read that PEP boys is…

Visited here in both the afternoon and the evening. There were only a handful of girls working during the day. Most below average, but a couple of slim brunettes I would have loved to sample.…

Back again , since I'm a huge fan of the Eastern Europeans... but you do end up paying for it. I visit this area frequently on business so it's convenient and these women are…

Have always liked this club, but rarely get to Indy so my visits have been few and far between. I usually try to make it during day shift, but this visit was during the…

I’m running about 3 weeks behind on reviews, so f*** me. Life sometimes gets in the way. Anyway, I went two nights straight to SR since I was in town on business sans car (I…

After hitting CH3 on our first night in town and making a visit to Sapphire on the last night, we decided to make one more stop at the Palomino. We had a good experience there…

This has always been my go to club in the Phoenix area. It seems they have bouts of strictness and then things relax a little. For the past few months the club has…

Good area of town. Valet parking at lot next door or street metered parking (tickets are likely if park for more than 2 hours--it is checked by Denver parking regularly). Convention Center is just…

Went twice on Tuesday and Thursday afternoons. Been a very long time since my last visit, oddly didn't recall the layout. Made my way to the bar and was immediately approached by Krista…

Took a trip to have some fun on a Sunday. Bar not too crowded and every football game was available. the lack of customers seemed to make the dollar parade worse as the girls just…

I visited about 2P on a quiet Sunday afternoon. I waited at the door for a few seconds to let my eyes adjust to the darkness. I found my way to the bar and…

I am from Oklahoma and was visiting Chicago the first weekend of November for work. I decided to give the Pink Monkey a try. I was there late Saturday night/early Sunday morning between 2-4am. The…

Went here on a Thursday night around midnight since I happened to be in the area. The Harem is located in a nondescript strip mall that has a bunch of other businesses and is a…

It has been covered numerous times but someone always gets pissy if these items aren't covered. Ample parking. Right on Rt 35 south. Easy to get in and out. Very Safe neighborhood. There is a…

I took another trip to the Almighty Follies. There's no parking at pep boys you will be towed. But there are also a rent a cop driving around the parking across the street. But if…

So this is going to a bit of an abortive review, due to some unusual circumstances. I'll leave it to other members to judge if the info within is worth publishing. My ratings reflect my…

This was the first time I’ve been to this place. I recently started going to the Edision strip so I haven’t been to all of the places, this was my 3rd spot. I went early…

I decided to visit again without getting drunk to provide more info. The club provides a CRAZY MENU with some interesting options 1-Consummation with dancer: you invite the girl on your table and pay for her…

Stopped in here on my way to a business meeting. Walked right in and sat at the bar. Bought a drink and within 10 seconds had a blonde stripper next to me. I was their…

I made a rare Sunday early afternoon visit. My experience has been Sunday afternoon's tend to be slow, fewer dancers, and IDK could be me but the quality is lower than weekday shifts. This was…

The layout of this place hasn't change so I won't go in to that. I stopped in on a Thursday night and the place was packed as usual. There were probably 30 -…

Was in Providence on business and stopped at the Zebra and Desire but not much was happening at either place. I decided to try out Fantasies since I had never been there before.…

With the new rules at the 19th hole and the closing of BP ( although I spoke with a former dancer there that stated they may be opening again in December....just a rumor…

Went there at 4 pm on a Tuesday and there was only one girl working but she was a smoking hot young ebony. Only a couple other locals hanging out (not tipping) and she eventually…

Misty is not closed, they have moved to a new location. The new address is mentioned at the entrance door. I went in on a Thursday afternoon and there were about 10 men inside and…

I arrived late on Saturday. No cover. It’s open even if it may not seem so . Not many cars, but We were there already so We went on…

Im not familiar with the area Linden but seems reasonable. Then you arrive at Taboo where the entire property and parking lot is surrounded by a fence as if it were some jail. Parking is…

I hadn't been to the Mirage for quite a while, and decided to stop by for a quick visit. I ordered a drink at the bar and was immediately approached by a hot looking blonde…

I visited onyx after midnight last Friday. The cover was $20 and I was in after a pat down and walk through the metal detector. First thing I noticed upon entering was that…

So this was my first club in New Orleans so I would definitely say my expectations were high. The first thing is while your walking down Bourbon St they will be calling at you…

Went in on a weekday early afternoon. To my surprise there were other customers there too. Plenty of dancers too. Sat at the bar ordered a couple drinks. The girls I…

Was in a Elizabeth thought I’d stop at Taboo. Area is fine. Parking lot, a little crowded but you should get a spot. This was Sunday night too I wasn’t expecting it to be busy.…

I got there around 12:30 or 1 on a Sunday. I would hold off until later, like other reviewers said. They have a shift that starts at 3 I think, so there are more dancers…

So recently I made a few visits to the famed Baby Dolls Dallas. A favorite dancer of mine moved there and I decided to give the club a shot once again. Baby Dolls is mid to…

I stopped by bottoms up last Friday night. I got there around 11pm and had to pay $10 to park in the lot since all of the street parking in front of the club was…

Came on Sunday night (following Saturday afternoon visit with same girl); stayed from about 9pm-12am. Vibe/Space: My main gripe (for someone who usually stays either in downtown ATL or Decatur on his visits) is that Blaze…

Crazy Horse has been my regular San Francisco Club for over 10 years. It's always been a bit dated, dog-eared facility. But there has been a change in ownership/management. Most of the same staff still…

The Go Go Rama has free parking. Lot is a bit dim at night, but seems safe. It’s by a street that’s fairly heavily traveled. There is a $10 cover charge and a 1 drink…

This has been my favorite club in southern Missouri for awhile. I live 2 hrs away, when I get to town for business I always go. I got there a few minutes before…

So I’ve been going here for a long time now and It’s nowhere near as good . While you still get mileage , the quality of the women are going down more and more .…

Without a subscription to NFL Pass, I decided to hit this club to catch my team play, as they've a lot of TV screens for you to watch and management will accommodate your requests for…

First time here. Very strange experience. I was hoping to chat and then get some dances, so I sat at the stag. Girls would come around for a tip, but no…

Went on a Saturday early afternoon at around 2:00 PM. There is a parking garage that always has space around this time and there is no vale at this time like there is at night.…

I only get to Milwaukee occasionally, but when I do, and my schedule allows, I stop by Heartbreakers. The parking is not generous, but I always seem to find a spot. The lot is around…

Im not going to describe the place, its a large, dumpy bar. Ive never been in the bathroom here, but the private dance room is small and exactly as you…

The club is nice and pretty well appointed. It is small though and might get crowded. The great thing is that you can get private booth dances downstairs and completely private rooms upstairs. You can…

Had the unusually free afternoon on a Friday, so while I was driving past I decided to stop in. aesthetically nothing has changed. You walk in the building into a porno store, pay the clerk…

Just when you think that the world has moved on from clubs with a sense of fun, never to return from a bland new world of standoffish tedium with all the excitement of watching a…

Went on a Thursday night around 10 after working late. Needed a cold drink and something to look at. Plenty of girls there, though I am fairly particular and like some curves.…

On my last night in Vegas, I wanted to see Chicas Bonitas and Palomino. It was nearly midnight on a Sunday and I ubered from the Aria for about $17. I chose to go to…

What up guys, been here before. Same run down exterior(although they may have painted). Same run dive bar interior. A small main stage w/ pole. A side stage w/ pole. The bathroom was brighter(they added…

::: QUICK NOTES :::  Arrived on a Sunday at 2:00 PM. Not busy but not dead. It's better to get there around 3:00 PM. That's when a lot more dancers are scheduled to come in. Did…

After a sabbatical from the strip club scene, I have been making the journey to CS for the past couple of weeks. The layout of the club is as it has been described, but the…

I heard that they had reopened the main part of the club (closed since before the fire), so figured I would check it out. I had been by a few months ago, when the…

Came in on a Monday about 3 weeks ago as I was in town for work. Caught the football game - the setup is ok to watch sports with enough TVs but I was…

Started my night at Dollies across the street and it was horrible. 1/2 hour and no one even came on stage or any attention. Around 8 pm, so decided to try Blondies for the first…

First time in Munich, decided to check out a strip club and grabbed a ride down to Madam after a quick online search. Arriving at the door, there was a door guy taking cover…

Primary review on visit from Friday evening, ~ 6pm. Parking lot was fairly full, had to circle a couple times to find a spot empty from someone who just pulled out. No cover…

Arrived about 3:45 to a nearly full free parking lot. The entrance is in the back as there is no entrance on the Michigan Ave side. As usual very dark entrance between the…

I'm afraid to say so, but the Parrot is decaying. Was hoping that now that Foxys and Cabaret are no more, the little talent that worked there would have migrated to the RP, but sadly…

I went in about 7pm. I paid the cover and bottomless soft drink fee. The place was pretty empty, and a plus-size dancer was coming on. She had some moves, though. The setup is a…

I’m glad I used tuscl for Phoenix. I had no idea there were so many venues. I chose Bourbon Street for the review rating and I’m happy I did. The area is…

Made a return visit to Dirty's to see if one of my faves was there. Lucky for me she was and looking real good too! She was busy finishing up with a custy so I…

I was driving from New York to Ohio. I checked TUSCL to see what was available on the way and I found a little gem in Erie, PA. The club doesn’t look like much from…

As I drove up I remembered I had been in this place many years ago. Industrial park, parking lot fenced in felt very safe about the area Arrived about 7 PM no…

On Saturday night I returned to Wonderland in Providence for the first time in a couple of years. I had avoided this club because my previous visits left me feeling like that old Rolling Stones…

I arrived at around 7pm. I had one goal in mind, and that was to check out the menu and go upstairs with one of the dancers. I walked in paid my $5 and signed…

I prepared for my trip to HK and Tijuana for weeks. I was going to San Diego and had ½ a day off on Tuesday. I read all of the great SCL recommendations. Watched “Docunography”.…

I was a frequenter of the old Lido club when their locations changed and they really seemed like an underground club. When all of the girls were really GND types and when you could…

Spearmint Rhino is downtown within easy walking distance of many hotels, restaurant, and bars. The cover charge was $10, collected by a large guy in a suit with a wire in his ear. The club…

Dream Girls is in downtown Minneapolis within easy walking distance of the Target Center and numerous hotels. There’s also a light rail station right out front, so it’s very easy to get to. The club…

Be careful at this place! Bring plenty of cash if you cannot to say no to some super hot Cuban ladies! During my vacation I have decided to check out this establishment. Parking is $2…

Tge club is under a new management. Entrance fee has been increased from 5000AMD to 10000 AMD but you'll get a free shot of whiskey. It was much less crowded than the old days and most…

First time at this club for me. Parking lot was packed. Well lit put the spaces were tight. Walked in and was patted down by security. Rectangular bar that wrapped…

Most of the dancers still seem to give a good (not-so-) private dance, even on $10 Thursday night, but there is more video and live surveillance than a year ago, so don't let your hands…

Nicely decorated, dancers available is 2 to 1, A lot of the dancers look beautiful and they definitely come in a variety of sizes from skinny to beautifully thick. The DJ and music were good,…

Seeing what looked like a seedy-looking dive called Gold-Diggers on Santa Monica Boulevard the other night, my interest was piqued. From the street it had all the trappings of a seedy and ancient strip joint…

This is a well run operation. I was impressed (but I probably won't be back). The place had about 20 girls working, most were late 20s to 30s, all 7's-9's. My guess is that all…

I went on Friday around 10pm. Flash has changed in the night scene. You used to get more Russians, but not as much now. I got a dance from a nice brunette with a great…

Walked in on a Friday afternoon. A girl was in a big long coat smoking out front. Cover was $6. Inside maybe 5-6 girls working ranging between 4-6. Saw a decent brunette on stage went…

On a Thursday afternoon the parking lot was full since it is shared with a strip shopping center, so I had to wait for a spot to open up. The cover charge is a rip-off…

Friday afternoon visit. Small club. Enter on far right side. DJ far right end next to large stage. Runway connecting to smaller stage. Smaller stage used mostly. Bar on…

I was at a conference at the Tradewinds this week and Mermaids is the only club within walking distance of the resort.  I visited on a Tuesday night.  It was around 7:30 so it was…

This was from a few months ago. I arrived during the afternoon via Uber. Greeted the guy who stands outside. I walked inside from what I remember there was no cover. I went immediately to…