Reviews

I really really needed a break from work like two months ago, so I planned this trip for a long time... I decided on four day/three night YOLO fiesta (Wed-Sat) with flights into/out of SAN.…

I had read the reviews of various Denver clubs before my trip in case I decided to add a club to the itinerary. A buddy and I from work finished up and head several hours…

I go to this club a lot. It's my favorite but there are a few things about it I don't like. Friday and Saturday nights are a mixed bag. The club has…

This place hasn't changed at all, been coming here numerous times for years. They always try to hire the hottest girls out there, even there's not many to be found. My recent experience was ok,…

My friends and I arrived in Montreal Friday night after a few flight delays with a lot of hope and hype about the beautiful woman and open mindedness. We tried our luck with finding them at…

This review is comprised of a multi-day visit from this past week. I usually arrived around 12:30p to a less than half-full parking lot. Worried that this was the sign of the times, I entered…

I parked on 54th Street within sight of the front door to Outer Space. Sharif (owner of La Pearl: the downstairs club) was sitting outside enjoying the nice day, he welcomed me, and his security…

I decided to head to Upper Brass after sitting in Brass Rail for 20-30 minutes. I did have a lap dance with a Emma in Brass Rail where she told me about…

Have not been here in about 5 months. Heard that the renovations were done and I was in the area on a Thursday night around 10, so I stopped by. Renovations are done - it no…

Went here on a Sunday night. Tried calling the limo service, but no one picked up so got an Uber. I had to pay a cover charge of I believe $20. Once…

I picked this place because I had heard there was a former porn star that I liked working there. I called the Club and asked if she was and the girl on the phone said…

I decided to go to Crazy Horse because I was in Nashville for business and had nothing to do Tuesday night and an off day on Wednesday. I got to the club around 11:30. Guy…

This club is going downhill in my opinion. I don't get to North Austin very often, but when I do I try to stop by here for the dancers and a little R&R before bedtime.…

This is a multiple day review summary. The club can have its good days and bad. Your mileage will always vary by the girl and how desperate they are and each will…

I stopped by here one Saturday night around 9:30 it was about nine girls working eight of them was white and one was mixed. It was about 12 patrons inside I got me a beer…

This was my first time to Monroe's. My first impression was really good. I liked cleanliness inside. Environment was really nice. Ambience was amazing. Staff was really welcoming. It gave really good vibe at the…

I went here for the first time on a saturday night. this is the third strip club i've been to in austin, and i would say that this place has very pretty girls.…

Could be something here. Atleast better than previous reviews might indicate. They must’ve hired a new batch of foreign girls. Came on a Saturday night around midnight. Cover was $15 get patted down and all…

Talent was decent round but manny talked a good talk but didn’t deliver the goods. I had dances fro 4 different girls and all were less than responsive while dancing. Last dance was…

This review is based on 3 trips to Xpose over about a month, all were after 10pm on a weekend. There is a small parking lot (maybe 10 spaces) in front of the building right off…

I arrived at the Flight Club around 2:30PM by Uber, which allowed me to avoid the $8 valet parking fee. There is no cover charge during the day. The club is large and upscale.…

Something changed for the better in the last year because the place was packed. Yes, it was a Saturday night but I haven’t seen the parking lot full in my previous fall visits to Bend…

This is a review of multiple Friday and (predominantly) Saturday night visits from the past 3-6 months. The title should obviously show that there were some bad experiences in there with management and customer service. Starting…

Holey smokes! What a place. Tried another local place on Friday, and it was okay, but hit the lions den tonight and it was exactly what I was looking for. Wow! This is an old…

Arrived on a Tuesday night around 8:30 PM. Club is in a safe location, parked in the lot. Cover was $10. Drinks were $5.50 for a domestic beer. Dances were $20…

I stopped by Diamond after a lackluster time spent at CRC. Since I had already bought lunch at CRC, the cover was 9 dollars at the door just after noon, but includes the braclet for…

I've never been here at night but I've been here several times at day. The seating is comfortable (there's even these booth-like seats where you can check your phone if needed), the stage is large,…

I stopped in Friday afternoon around 3:00 hoping there would be something going on. Boy, was I wrong. I walked in slowly letting my eyes adjust to the lowlight and took a seat at the…

I found this place while driving around Austin one day and thought I’d stop by and see how it was. I’m not from there so I didn’t know what to expect. The cover was…

stopped by Teasers for the first time. Did not know what to expect but had heard good things. $15 cover coming in after midnight and places closes at 4 am. Scanned my ID. Entry staff…

Followed the winding side road for a couple of miles and pulled in to the landing strips gravel parking lot at around 10 o’clock on a Friday night. Entered the bar and paid the five…

So I have reviewed this place ten or more times... Guess what? It's the same physical club. No major renovations in the last month. No radical change to how things work.…

Was in Atlanta on business, so I had to see what Follies was all about. Wednesday and Thursday night I was there. Wednesday was after midnight. $20 for a mandatory valet and another $20…

I heard a lot of good things about Sugar 44, so I thought I would drop in and see what the hubbub was about. I’ve only been here briefly before to meet a specific dancer…

Hadn't been here in awhile, and as usual the turnover had brought in an entire new crop since I had been in last. Of the whole squad, there were only two girls I had seen…

Typical border crossing at Pedwest with 1 other guy in line. Turns out he was also headed to HK so I showed him where to pick up the HK limo shuttle. You cross…

I was in the neighborhood after an all nighter at a local club and figured what the hell! I pulled into the packed parking lot and ended up paying for a VIP spot in the…

I arrived at the club around 1pm. Walked in (no cover before 5), sat down and ordered a beer. Then SHE walked by. Her name is Bella. Kind of tall, OUTSTANDING body, and a beautiful…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC_mV1IpjWA Like Mermaids but opposite. Fish part on top. Alright that's a little mean but nothing stood out. Can't even get private dances here anyway. They might just dance for you at the bar, come that…

Was in the area this weekend so I made my first visit since the club reopened after the hurricane last year. I wasn’t going to visit but I saw porn star Ariana Marie was the…

First time at this place and the bottom line is I had a good time. First, there was no cover so that was a plus. There is a metal detector at the entrance, so just…

The place has been described many times. Bar and small stage to your right. Larger stage and larger area to the left. Dressing room and rest room in front and just to the right (all…

Everyone knows the layout so I'm skipping that. Went in around. Noon on Saturday. Women here are pretty damn hot. Yes, some bolt ons were present but still looked amazing. If…

This was my first trip to a Dallas area SC. I'm used Florida, Tampa or Ft Lauderdale, to be specific. And my usual, is an hour or 2 visit to an extras club. Take a…

I went to this club in the late afternoon around 5. Plenty of parking as crowd was light with about 7 dancers on duty. Surrounding area looked ok so was not worried about my car.…

This is my local neighborhood dive when I am in Michigan, and I get here a couple of times a month when I am up north. General background - written for the benefit of members…

Went in on a Friday evening around 5pm. Paid the cover at the door and entered the club. The club its self was dimly lit and there were a few patrons there at the time.…

This strip club trip was on a Saturday during dayshift. Decided to stop by the club for lunch and entertainment before work, and as soon as I walk in. I see one of my original…

I was in town and sitting in a hotel so I figured WTF. I'd been following one of the dancers on social media so I ubered over. Some of the earlier reviews kind of made…

It's been over a year since I've been to Stars and sadly this last visit validated why I don't go there much at all. In fact, the only reason I went this time was…

I went back to this club last Wednesday night for a quick snack if you know what I mean. I walk in and I see a decent selection of ladies. I always hit the bar…

Does anybody fucking clean up out front. It was all over the street. Smelled like shit because it was shit. Alright there was plenty of street parking right off the BQE in Woodside not far…

Sad one, kinda actually. I don't know why, but generally I find the Toronto dancers to be very "don't touch me" in the way they approach things. In this case I went to the Upper…

First time in Toronto. After drinks then dinner the Mrs. wanted to hit up a strip club. A store owner suggested this club or For Your Eyes Only. We picked this one. Easy place to…

Came on a Friday night. It’s in Astoria, good area. I found parking on the streets. Should be alright to find a spot at night. Cover was $20. My beer was $8. Lapdances are $30.…

I used to come here a lot more back in the day...these days I still go, but less frequently. I arrived around 11pm and the valet always asks whether you want to park in the…

Probably the wrong night to come by as ACL had just passed the previous weekend.... Anyway, so as soon as you walk in and pay the $20 (I came after midnight) I was greeted by…

The Paramount is an old movie theatre. The street entrance is off the old Main Street if New Westminster. It can be busy outside at times. Other times it is very quiet. Pay $10 to…

Ok, please understand this is not so much a review as a high alert of abnormal security activity! I was at raiders last Friday and entering the club was extremely low key, same as ever, wand…

Went on aFriday night after midnight. It looked apocalyptic, place is definitely done for. Could see why it didn’t do to well based location. Not necessarily on a main thoroughfare, in a middle of nowhere…

Review is for 6-7 weeks ago. Plan on more visits to my favorite club soon. Arrived at about 655 to save myself 10 hard earned dollars for cover or a bit…

Stopped by here a several weeks ago on a Wednesday night. It had been about a year since I last visited Tootsies. I arrived around 10. Had the bouncer check my ID. He made a…

Went around 11 pm on a Tuesday.Was surprised to see a cover of $25 considering it was a lean weekday.(Maybe this brings a constant revenue to the club as they cannot serve alcohol). Anyway I…

On a recent Wednesday night I felt like seeing some boobs, so I headed out to Dream Girls. I walked through the doors and paid ten dollars to the extremely cute door girl and a…

Dont often visit the local flavor, usually its out of town. Tonight was an exception. After alot of drinking with some out of town co-workers at the brewaries that bless Cleveland. , Decided to walk…

Stopped by showgirls after several weeks, maybe a couple months. Arrived around 12:30 and was not disappointed with the number of dancers and several that were new. I’m still impressed by this club in the…

This was my first visit to DD but likely will not be my last. The club is in a typical South Florida industrial park/strip mall area right off of Atlantic Blvd. Its got a large…

So this is yet again another late review from August in the only place in Los Angeles where the strip clubs are worth a damn- City of Industry. Now, I can’t confirm this but…

A very "Neighborhood" kinda bar. A dump. My kinda place. I've become a bit of a regular here. They are now open on Sundays at 4 and that's my big day out of the house to…

This review is for my third time here, so hopefully that provides some context. The first two times were nice, the cover was $10 and the drinks were a mandatory two for one. Got a…

I've got to say, I love Pumps! It's been in the 'hood for a long time and is a great place to end your night in Bushwick/Williamsburg/Greenpoint. I came up going to a…

This is pretty much my default club. I had read some reviews on the day shift being alright here and figured I'd check it out. Never been on a Sunday afternoon but thought…

Follies was the destination and I was on a mission... but hold on boys, not the usual mission most of us go for. This is actually the second visit of two in a short…

Look, it was a Sunday night, I get it. But they were struggling to get talent in the door and some of the talent they did have didn't even want to get onstage.…

Stopped in last Monday night on a total whim. I had avoided the place in the past because of the address being in Paterson, expecting a dump in a trash area, but I couldn't…

I dropped by Sammy's one night while in town for business. I got in about 8pm and the cover charge was under 10 dollars, I did not hear what they said and I just…

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon to check out the lunchtime staff working and grab a bite to eat. I parked at one of the metered spots on the street just past the train station…

Okay, first off, here are the things this place has going for it. 1) The space is classy and beautiful. 2) They have a full bar. 3) Almost all of the women are…

Stopped by Bluemoon for the first time in a long time. The old manager is gone and most of the girls were new faces. I did see one girl I remembered. She…

Loved this place. To be honest it drives me crazy that you can't have topless lap dances and alcohol in the same venue in Los Angeles, but this place is the closest thing I've…

This used to be a place I’d hit pretty regularly but had been taking a break for a few months. Location is good - lots of parking and the area is safe. Came about 10pm…

I’ll be honest, this isn’t a great strip club. Was here after the Pats - Giants game last week. The place was set up with private rooms along the back, a lap dance section…

Desires is pretty much the only club I go to in RI, a handful of times a year. Went just after opening at noon. Just park in the lot on front. I've seen a valet…

I won't talk too much about the club as it is in so many reviews but it is huge, in a crappy area but well lit and I feel safe. $10 cover to enter and…

I have visited this place about a dozen times over the last 7 years and it has changed for the worse. Lets call it for what it is dive dive dive. The place is dark…

So I haven't been here lately, but nothing has changed. Safe place for parking, oval bar, good AMT of seating, place is always dark, need a minute or two for eyes to adjust. $20…

I've been to Pandora's a number of times and depending what you're looking for, this club can be a gem on slow afternoons. The club isn't very fancy, seats are uncomfortable and the bathroom…

I’ve been to this club twice now in the past month, mainly looking for a particular dancer, K. She was there the second visit, so that Is what this review will cover. Oasis is located…

Let me start with we visited as a couple on Thursday night arriving around 11 pm. This was our first time to Detroit. FC was clean, music was not to loud, girls everywhere…

Nice club. First the facts. Cover was $7 this night. They offer valet parking but I chose to park by the road and had to walk a little farther to the entrance. This is a…

Came on a Thursday night after midnight. It’s in a strip mall on Newbridge road in the heart of prototypical Long Island suburbia. Plenty of parking. Cover was $15. Bud light was $8.50 and there…

Since it had been a while since I hit up a strip club, I decided to try dreams on a Thursday night for their special. I paid my cover and found a decent table by…

Went in on a Wednesday night around 10pm. I was in town on business and found this place on this site and decided to try it out due to the fact that it was…

I've logged a lot of time in this venue over the years, but I can't really recommended it any more. Yeah, there's a lot of seriously-hot under-21 fully nude eye candy here, no denyin' that.…

My work has been posting contract work in San Diego a lot recently and I take the opportunity often. I usually add a couple or three personal days to the trip. I added two nights…

Lets get the details out the way first. if you want a thorough description of the following, go to papichulos review around june. It helped me alot. Im just gonna go over quick points that…

I was tired of seeing all the Huntsville clubs being bought out and more or less standardized. I wondered if a few of my favorite dancers may have migrated to Jimmy’s. I showed up around…

Haven’t been here in a while and I’ve been to all the nearby bars too many times so I decided to come back here. There’s new additional parking right next to it so don’t have…

I found myself at a motel in Rockford, which happened to be about a block from this club and I spotted it on the way looking to get some dinner so I stopped in. It…

I’ve made several visits to both Bottom’s Up and Vic’s over the past month or two, hoping to find a favorite club – or favorite girl. Vic’s has younger, prettier girls (at least during the earlier…