Reviews

i went at around 11:30pm on a friday night. lots of people as to be expected. tried to find this pretty girl next door type of a girl i had dances with last…

My local favorite spot. Been many times and always have a good time. Almost always have at least two girls to my liking. Good variety of girls, in the past was mostly east…

I had a little time before a flight so I stopped by this place since it’s kind of on the way to the airport. I shouldn’t have bothered. The club is in a run down…

This review covers two visits, one in the evening and one the next day. For my first visit I arrived at about 11:30 p.m. The cover charge was $15, but waived with a…

This is my second review of sirens but I have a few more details to add. See my first review and everything there still applies as well. I wanted to see what it was like…

First-time visitor, long-term monger. Made a quick stop here on a Thursday from 5:40-6:30 and managed to leave happy. Self-parking was $2.00, no cover, bottled water was $4.00. This place is very upscale –…

Desires is one of my top 10 clubs anywhere. The variety and quality of dancers, the upscale vibe, and the outdoor patio to socialize put it above most places. There are two private…

The ultimate test for a club is to be judged on noon Sunday. So here I go. The club was clean and had fresh air, as opposed to stale/stank from night before. I walked in…

I was in South Florida a year and a half ago and made two trips to Booby Trap – one meh and one great. I am in SoFlo now and was eager to check…

This was my first visit to Club Pink, which I did on a Thursday afternoon from 4:15-5:15. Small parking lot; sign said $3 for parking, $20 for VIP. Parking attendant said "Just give…

I headed over to Lipstick at about 10:00 p.m. after getting into Dallas on an evening flight. It’s on Harry Hines Boulevard, which is a heavily travelled main road, so I was surprised to…

Arrived around 1 PM. Sign on outside of entrance door said “Smoking allowed”. They aren’t kidding. When I left, I drove the rest of the afternoon with the car windows open to clear…

I landed at a little after 10p and after picking up my rental car and confirming my hotel would allow for a late check in, stopped by The Landing Strip on a Tuesday about 11p.…

Sorry but this will be short. I stopped in after a morning round of golf. I haven't been there and was just looking to have a beer and look at some under dressed ladies. I walk…

First time in Platinum West, but I was in town and, as others have said, this is the only game in it. Let me start by saying that I pregamed in 5 Points (the local college…

Me and a few buddies decided to checkout the club to see how much talent came over from the now closed Penthouse. Arrived shortly before 7 o'clock so no cover and got a booth on…

Dropped my at 7pm and paid $7 and got a wristband. I didn't get a beer because I was club hopping. I was there to see stormy, perfect blonde with zero tatoos real Cs…

Hey guys. It's been a while the last time I came here to review. Fantasies is doing there first ever Pornapalooza by having 4 pornstars in 4 weekends back-to-back starting with Tori Black. I got…

I found myself back in Motown so I hit up H8N. I've been there hundreds of times, but not in the last few months. It's still free parking and $5 entry. I…

My last review disappeared before I was finished. After warming up at Hustlers I went down the street to wise guy to finish the night off. Drove up and saw 3 girls but the door,…

Heading to our favorite strip club for a buddy birthday. Valet was expensive this Sunday for some reason. $20 is way to much in my mind, but we did it anyway. $5 cover plus tip…

Stopped by Union Jacks late on a Friday night, first time I’ve been here in a while. Parking sucks, there is a lot behind the place with maybe 10 spots that were all taken and…

Little Darlings Weds 11pm $15 cover Topless dances: 1 for $50, $2 for 75, ... Floor dances: $25 Alcohol free Little Darlings was the last San Francisco strip club that I hadn't stepped foot into, so this past Wednesday night I decided…

As I found out, apparently the evening doesn't start until 10 around Saint John. I got there around 830/9 and was literally the only person there. The bouncer was nice, no cover, passed the meal…

Club vibe was amazing. So chill. Nobody hustling you to buy a drink, no girls hustling you for tips. Just took a seat, comfy chair, and got a chance to examine the surroundings. The Saturday…

Made another jaunt to Tucson over a week ago, and my mission was to hit up 3 strip clubs this time, but only did 2! I've rarely had a bad time at Venom so I…

After reading a couple of reviews of Jiggles, I decided to give it a shot. I went last Friday around 1:30 since they closed at 3 am. I find parking on the right side of…

Had a few hours to kill before a flight, so I decided to check this place out. Based on some of the reviews here and on other sites, it seemed like a good place…

This is my second trip to LS during the day. The club setup is a bit awkward: entrance and vip are downstairs; the bar and stage are upstairs. The stage is shaped like…

I hadn't been back to MBOT in maybe a year, and I was curious how the new ownership (which I guess is not so new anymore) had impacted the place. My sense is, not much.…

There was a headliner feature so the reuseable online coupon (free admission if you sign up for their email list, using a valid email is not required to get the coupon) wasn't valid. $15…

It's been about 3 years since I've been in this place but I used to be a regular. My ATF worked here for about 10 months before she went off to rehab and subsequently got…

Having not visited in a while, I decided to see how the Cricket was faring with the massive construction project out front. I suppose business was good since the place was very busy with…

So Ricks is my usual SC go to in Minneapolis. Generally I can find the type of girl that interests me - a 7,8, or 9 with ample boobs and I won’t break the…

I'd never "BEEN" to La Pearl before. Let me clarify, I'd been upstairs to Outer Space, but never spent anytime downstairs at La Pearl. For those under Mt Rushmore somewhere, it's 2-1 clubs. Got there after…

This was probably my 5th time at the Admiral. I’ve been there on nights where dances were amazing and nights where every dance I received was a complete waste of time. This one fell right…

The entrance stinks of cigarette smoke but not too bad inside. I get in free for being a veteran. So that's nice. Pretty sure UAW members get in free also. It…

stopped by after work. obligatory drink: 7 bucks for a water. you figure 4 or 5 would be ok but 7-well i guess you got to pay that "tax" in order to remain inside the…

On a Monday afternoon, I found myself driving South on 45. It was around 2pm and having some free time on my hands, I decided to give Fantasy Plaza a try. There were…

Visited Atlanta for work and got taken out to this place. When you pull up it doesn’t exactly seems like the most comfortable scene but everyone hanging out was there for a good time and…

I have been here numerous times in the past. I stopped going because of the smoke. It was bad and my clothes reeked when I left there. I figured it has been a year or…

Although I have been to 4 other clubs in Brooklyn I had always passed on this club because they dancers at the some of the other clubs said that transgenders like to hang out here…

Awful. By far the worst experience I have ever had at a strip club. I was in Burlington for the night so I thought I would pop over the river to see whats up. I…

I've been coming into Follies since probably before any of the dancers were born. It has always been a fun club. It has had its ups and downs, and the last few visits…

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon around 2pm. It was dead. I was the only one sitting there, and maybe 2-3 in the dancing area. Girls were reluctant to get up stages because, of course,…

Arrived in Philadelphia a little early and thought I would try the "now under new ownership" Oasis. Arrived around 4, plenty of free parking and no cover. Security said the metal detector wasn't working so…

Went to The Lumberyard recently to watch the Amatuer Night contest. Me and a buddy arrived just as the show started. Since we arrived just after it started, we didn't purchase the wrist…

Stopped after work, arriving about 7:00. Been here a couple times and really like the club itself. Many upgrades since my last time to the club. Typical cover charge, guys up front…

Noticed that some overdo renovations were taking place. Previous reviews tell the story of run down establishment. So decided to stop and check if things were improving. They are. Total renovation…

Arrived around 7 on a Sunday night. The club was nice enough, but it was completely dead. There was one girl giving a guy a never ending lap dance and a couple of…

I visited XTC Austin over two days, Tuesday night and Wednesday night. Both times I arrived around 8:30 pm and stayed about two hours. This is a long review, so TLDR - really good club…

I decided to give this place another shot so went Saturday night with few of my buddies. The place was almost empty. The cover was $15 and you have to buy a drink which was $5.…

Went in around 11ish last Thursday night just to see how the girls were. Haven't been in a while. As per the usual, the room was filled with smoke, so it's not the best place…

Okay, so I took this week off of work to get a bunch of personal shit done. Projects were about 80% complete by Wednesday night so Thursday morning I decided to take the old Fat…

The afternoon shift is pretty much hit and miss in terms of quality but after some sampling I have settled on 2 regulars, Ruby (Honduras) and Maya (Cuba) - petite LatAm spinners - and this…

Okay so the other reviews are pretty accurate about this place. I had a little trouble getting any attention from the dancers while I was here. I have been there in the past…

Ok so been here a couple of times this summer first time i did nit stay since the doorman told me that they did not have any girls working. It was about 10 pm and…

Typical strip club bar in Japan that is waaaay overpriced. Out with coworkers and clients so we had to enjoy the night out and strip clubs or ktv has to be a part of it.…

Tried visiting this club again and was not disappointed but don't expect extras. The club is on the south end of town and has a well lit parking lot. Met my the doorman and did…

I have been to this place many times. I dropped in around 2 on friday the 13th. The bar and the setup has not changed. No cover but you must buy…

I arrived after a visit to Sugars and Parkersburg. It is on a frontage road off I-77. The frontage road winds through a large truck stop and on a dark rainy night I got a…

A couple Tuesdays ago I decided to hit the Criket, mostly because there's no valet there. I got there at 4:15 PM and since it was early there was no cover. After using the restroom…

Details regulars know: free parking, no cover, coffee $3, beers comparably priced, bathroom small and clean, troll-free. Hard to sit at the bar and watch the stage, but otherwise comfortable set-up. Several private booths with…

Outside: Large parking lot that always seems almost full and if you can’t find a spot you can valet. Valet may not be open during the day every day. Inside: When you walk in there’s…

I was in the city and dressed in a suit for some other shit but I was passing by so why not. No cover. It’s Manhattan so absolutely no parking. I was already there but…

I stopped by this place on my way back from a trip to Canada. Very convenient location as it is on the main Street and is right next to a cheap motel (run down motel…

Had some time while visiting a friend and found a coupon for free entry. I arrived via Uber but parking is not free in this area. I bought a rum and coke for $14. Inside the…

-------------------------- Wednesday, August 15, 2019 -------------------------- I arrived at the club at 2:30AM (yes that late) and spent about 90 minutes there. I had my ID scanned, was wanded down, and got in free as a local.…

I used to be a regular at L&L for years and stopped about a year or 2 ago. So coming from Atlanta decided to stop by and I was shocked the place was empty…

Beautiful, spacious with a great full menu and selection of drinks. Happy hour is from 4pm -7pm Dancers come in a shapes and sizes but stage sets are short, generic like, and too many per…

I had not been to the admiral for a number of years. It’s a bit further from downtown but I don’t like the vibe at the Pink Monkey which is near downtown. The…

On a Miami work trip couple weeks ago I found myself staying a downtown hotel couple blocks from E11even, so I thought I would check it out. There was a good review here that…

It’s been a while since I visited Paradise, but it definitely has not changed a bit. As soon as I sat down, I received welcome “handshakes” from at least four girls within a few minutes.…

Stopped in after work to wait out traffic on my way to my hotel. No cover and there were spaces in the parking lot, however if you’re not in the spaces directly in front or…

I have been to this club about a dozen times. Here's how it works. There are essentially three ways to spend your money: 1) The stage show. Girls dance on stage in two-song sets. Dancers…

Next stop was Old Glory Daze. I guess there is no smoking in the club because there were three girls outside on a little patio smoking. After I got out of the car and started…

One of the larger clubs in metro Pittsburgh, Club Erotica doesn't have a lot of parking available so taking a cab or Uber might be advisable. McKees Rocks can be a rough area, especially after…

I was in Philly for a couple of days for business. LaPearl and OSC are one of my go to places when in town. The layout has been told many times. It was a Fr.…

It was my first time visiting this club. I've only been to Uptown and Men's club in Charlotte. I was a bit leary of going to this one as some of the reviews described it…

I have been once before and remember the club being very slow for such a good location. I love the location, walkable to all the downtown hotels. Cover was $25 at around 8:00. Bouncer was…

For the description of the club I have an early review that I placed. The only reason I’m making this review is because I decided to try VIP. I said if I tried VIP I…

Have not been to the Lamp in a few years...for that matter I have not posted in a few years, so here goes. The club itself is not really a strip club. Looks like a…

I visited The Woolpack early one Wednesday evening. As has been said here before it is a pub attached to the front of Inhibitions which is reviewed here separately. The pub side of the…

This is my third time in 4 months visiting this club, as I live in Charlotte. The girls are gorgeous, lost of 8-10, some 6-7, very few below that. Most girls are white, some AA,…

... and it did not disappoint. Even found a decent hotel within a 5 min drive, the marriott. Packed on a Tuesday night. $20 valet $10 admission must have ID. Circulated a few times, grabbed…

The place is closed. Busted for deugs and prostitution, in local news they ruled in court that the place is to be padlocked for a year and all fixtures sold off. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/penthouse-strip-club-on-8-mile-closed-for-year-for-prostitution-solicitation Not much more to say,…

Back in St. Louis for a bit, I decided to try a couple of clubs I hadn't seen before, and the first one was Country Rock Cabaret, largely because it was so close to downtown…

I was recently in a 2-night business trip to Chicago. On night 1, I went out for drinks with a co-worker and watched Monday Night Football. But on Tuesday evening, I made sure to save…

Before I get into this review please note that it's not based on just my last visit. I have had many afternoon/early evening visits to Columbia Strip and started going there when it was…

Another round at PT's. I'm typically an afternoon/early evening visitor, which works because I don't like huge crowds and am not as picky about girls. Swung by PT's on a Thursday afternoon. As mentioned you can…

We tried the HL again last Sat night after watching football and as we walked in saw the bouncers refuse entry to a couple of PL's that were trying to enter with flashlights. Once…

This was probably my fifth time coming to Playmates. I occasionally stop by there when I'm visiting Miami. It's a bit more low key than the other big clubs (KOD, Tootsies, Eleven) and cheaper in…

Went in after a long hiatus to kill some time and relax between some tasks on a day off. It was a rough week, so I took the day to get stuff done and…

Burke and Hare is probably my least favorite club in Edinburgh's pubic triangle (three strip clubs across from each other in the shape of a triangle). The ladies are hit and miss and usually…

Finally, decided to pay a visit to a local club for a change ( Besides our usual T.J. clubbing scene, which is quite often ). The time of our visit was around 8:30pm on a…

This place puts Baby Dolls in its tracks. Never have I seen so many beautiful Latina Women in one place. Probably 90 percent of the ladies are from Cuba and Chica Locos took the best of…

Came by on weekday afternoon since I wanted to see what everyone was talking about the quality of the girls. $10 at the door but got it waived using the pass on the website. Had…

This is not my first time at Sins. Located on Emerson, right down the street from the other all nude club, Dollhouse. They are setup similarly, in cover- 5/10; day/night. Juice bar.…

This review of Vixens will be the last of my club tour of Miami for this trip. The previous clubs I went to were Scarlett’s (went there 3 times) and Solid Gold. My…

Big place east of the airport, large well lit parking, bar to right as you enter. Mostly regulars but I was there early evening. The first dancer I saw took nothing off, the next went…