$10 water $80 smile. Worth the drive !

I was on a trip, looked at the nearby options, and realized they were all about as exciting as watching paint dry. So, naturally, I drove an embarrassingly long distance to The Playhouse. I won’t say how far, but let’s just put it this way: Google Maps stopped asking if I wanted “Fastest Route” and started asking if I was running away from home.

Rolled in at 4 p.m., because rumor has it the afternoon crew is where the real magic happens. That rumor? 100% accurate. Whoever started it deserves a Prize.

No one was at the door, so I walked in like I was sneaking into an employee breakroom. The layout? Imagine if someone said, “Let’s build a bar,” and then halfway through remembered, “Oh right, it’s also a strip club.” The bar takes up 90% of the space, with just enough room to sidestep like a crab while dancers give bar-side lap dances. Bathrooms and on one side and VIP rooms are sprinkled around like Easter eggs for adults.