Reviews

This was my first time trying out the Atlanta scene. I read reviews on Follies and first went there. I arrived and saw the parking lot and line out front and decided to…

Came here at 2am on a Saturday night which I assumed would be close to prime time. I called CH3 and had their limo pick me up at Caesars which was a simple process…

I am from Detroit area and frequently visit strip clubs and you can get whatever you want at a reasonable $. I visited Austin during second week of September for business and decided to check…

This was my first visit to this club as I am not often in the area. But I was on a recent Tuesday so I thought I had to try out $10 dance day. I…

In town for a conference. Had some time to kill and won some money on the slots so I decided to check this place out. I didn't plan to go originally but I just walked…

My buddy visited from out of state, and he was in the mood to visit a club. Where he lives, the mileage is way lower than in Southern California. We got to the club around 930…

I stopped in on a weekday late afternoon around 7 PM. There was no valet, so free to park, and no cover charge. The parking lot had several cars parked so I figured…

Stopped in shortly after they opened on a Tuesday. No cover and parking lot was pretty empty so parked up front by the door. Walked in and sat at the bar and LT the bartender…

::Resubmitting with additional detail:: This is a review of a trip I made to CD in August. I arrived at noon to a few cars in the parking lot. As I was arriving a string of…

Arrived around 9, $10 cover, not busy but not dead, 8 girls and it didn’t get better. Sat at a stage table and got a $4 Corona from the hot waitress, only 18. Now to…

I stopped in a couple of weeks ago, and my reaction is best summed up as - disappointed. First on the plus side: The parking lot is spacious and well lit. The club itself…

Arrived at about 11pm and the parking lot was half full. The parking lot was fairly well lit. I walked inside and got a drink, beer for about $4. There were about 8 guys and…

Visited Crystal City to watch some football, eat some food, and see some show. I had heard it was more restaurant than strip club and that is how I would describe it. The girls were varied,…

Took a hiatus for a few months. Went back on a Friday not my typical day. I know the girls quite well but I am no one's regular customer. it was a very enjoyable experience.…

So I found myself in the area & decidid to stop in. At first I didn't see any dancers so I grabbed a chair at the bar & ordered a beer. There were…

Arrived about 630 with very few cars in the free parking lot. The $5 covered was waived and thanked by the doorman for my service. Returned the hand shake and said it was…

Having formerly lived in Houston I knew a stop at The Men’s Club would be an enjoyable experience, and expectations were certainly met. The Men’s Club is located in the Galleria area, a very busy but…

I came in from Chicago to visit my buddy who lives in the uptown area. It was his birthday weekend so we decided to go to Baby Dolls that Saturday night... best decision ever! They have…

Recently a friend of mine wanted to visit Fuego for the first time and I told him i Been Many times so we went on a friday night. Pulled up around 9 pm and parked…

After a washout visit at Shangri-La West, I popped into this club hoping to find a better scene. Fortunately I found it. First on the costs: I paid $5 to enter and my Jacks…

Went in on a Monday night just because my regular staple was closed. Cover was $10. There were quite a few girls working, and the lineup was better than I've seen in a while. I…

Cleos is not what it used to be in years gone by. It was never a high-mileage club, but could still be fun. Somehow they've found a way to remove the fun from the equation. Club…

Stopped in after a round of golf for a beer and something nice to look at. Ended up being a good idea. I have reviewed this club before so I will skip repeating the layout. Showed…

I made another stop here a few weeks ago. As I've said before, I've experienced extras, but they are probably more expensive than they should be. I got there at about 2PM on…

I’ve written previously about the decline of diamond dolls offerings in the fun department. The removal of the curtains at the vip booths changed the whole dynamic of the club. I’m happy to report they’ve…

Quick visit early Sunday afternoon to see if the rumors were true. No cover, no pat down, no ID check. Not many dancers working (less than 10), even fewer working the floor. Less than 10…

I now have the dubious distinction of having gone to ALL of the clubs in the Sacramento area which is not really a great feat. I’m going to share a portion of this review with…

I came in a week or two ago with a buddy when there was some sort of stage competition going on. From what I understand none of the girls that worked there were performing and…

It’s been awhile since I checked out this club to see what change. The massage table was replaced by a not so private lapdancer area with uncomfortable benches and no privacy. There were 7 girls…

Oh man, where have you been all my life?! Walking in I couldn’t believe how many culos I was looking at. Ass checks and things everywhere. A mesero helped me to a table and got…

I was passing through Big D again so I stopped in mid-afternoon for a beer and sightseeing. Grabbed a beer for 5$. Fended off the usual wanna dance girls, even one that I have…

No cover because I visited during the day. They also did not scan my ID. Sat down at a chair against the wall and ordered a soda. Two-for-one and they spend about as much time…

Aye Carumba! Took the free shuttle to the palomino with some friends. For a group in front of us in line they wanted to charge $30 for entry and he lost his shit and they…

I’ve been to TJ for over 20 years now and it continues to be great fun although a little different every time. For a guy who lives in the midwest, it is not the most…

Entered a bit before 7:00 on a Tuesday. I had gone there on a Monday, but they are closed Monday. Free parking. No ID check. No pat down. Cover was $12 as I recall. The room…

1st time caller long time listener. Well I have been here a half dozen times and always just had a great time and awesome value. Today I am leaving this not for the normal every…

Was feeling the itch on a Friday. Rolled in to the BE and took a seat. As usual fended off several nude hotties that weren't my type. Finally spotted my prey. Slim but curvy, 1/2…

I've had a love/hate relationship with this club over the years. It used to be a ton of fun as Cheater's and shortly before being shut down it got kind of gross! Well, it is…

So I get back from Mexico around noon and wanted myself some kinna entertainment before i head back home. I am a regular at Bogarts but i wanted to try something different this time. I…

So, as you may have seen on the news, the strip club area of Dallas got hit by a tornado. Luckily, i showed up about 10 minutes after it went through. I was…

It's been a while since I stopped by at CCR. If you've read some of my other reviews from the DMV area, I typically avoid clubs that don't allow touch/contact because - well -…

XTC has been my favorite Austin spot for a couple of years now. Went on Saturday night, arrival about 10 pm. $5 parking, though free options are available. $25 cover. Patdown on entry. BYOB, nude.…

This was not my first time going, but every time feels like the first. As soon as you walk in to the place, you smell the fresh aroma of whatever cleaning substances they use. By…

Lake city Vu along with Ricks down the street are my go to clubs in the Seattle area. They're not as fancy as something you'll find in Vegas but you wont have to question weather…

Time for my monthly visit to Follies. I live close to Huntsville Al or Chattanooga Tn, but for the 2.5 hour drive, you just can't beat (literally) Follies. So i make the 2.5…

Got there around 10pm and took a table to the right. I got dances from three girls, a white girl named Tiffany, a Latina named Elizabeth and a black girl named Jada. Tiffany gave a…

So after somewhat of a hiatus I decided to go to Lusty’s again on a Wednesday. The bar and the building had been described as nauseam so I won’t go into it. Being a Wednesday…

I'm liking this place better all the time. The quality of the girls is going up in terms of looks. I didn't have much time to check them all out though, my HOT…

Was in town for work and decided to swing by at around 11pm. Cover was $10. Walked in and probably 15-20 girls working and it wasn’t super crowded so had a pretty good ratio. Typically…

Stopped by Cheetah’s while in town for work. They write down all your info into their system which I don’t like. Paid the cover and went in It was pretty dead so I went to…

I will give an update since there hasn't been a review for awhile. I stopped in after midnight on a Saturday night. I don't visit often, but it was busier than normal.…

Stopped by this neighborhood pub located in a residential neighborhood and convenient to highways. There is no parking lot but street parking is pretty easy to find. My last visit was shortly after opening so…

Showed up at around 5 on Thursday. Parked across the street - it's a long avenue and there's a ton of apace for parking in one direction (north i think). It's the end of a…

So I decided to visit on this night because it was the only evening open for me in about a month. I knew my fav A___ was not working but decided to see who was.…

I hate writing a review of a short visit, but in this case I felt compelled to report on the state of affairs. They had two girls, both hefty. One was a complete train wreck.…

I flew into Phoenix so I thought I would check cheetah's out for myself. No longer called Babe's. It's a smaller club than I'm used to. As you go in the bar…

I was trolling around to different strip clubs on Friday with a gal friend. After one of them closed down at 130 we decided to check out Expose. When we got there we…

My review goes back to my SF visit in June. I visited this club back in 2006 and wanted to check out if it's still decent. I went in around 8pm on a Saturday. Paid $20…

Was in town for a conference on a Thursday evening. Walked in around 9pm. The place was happening. Both bars on both sides of the club were packed. Girls were over flowing…

Club in Ballard, with entrance at the front and back of building. $10 cover for drinks. Dances are $40 each. Bathroom has 2 toilets but just 1 stall with no door. The other's right next…

Stopped in at BU around 6pm. The parking lot was pretty empty. Got to the door and got buzzed in. Paid the $10 entry which gets you two soft drinks (no alcohol…

I stopped in mid week a few weeks back. I didn't get a drink. Got got a red bull. It's was around $5 which seems about right for a strip club. There we're 4 women…

I work nearby and go a few times a year. It is a dump and a little scary, but I kind of like that when solo. It's skeevy enough that I wouldn’t admit…

This was my first time at the Masters club. There is a huge parking lot and easy to get a spot away from the road. I didn’t come at a prime time so the lot…

I was looking forward to see her at Fantasies that night. I came in at 9:30 paid the $15 cover, scanned my ID and sat down at the table instead of the bar. All of…

Was waiting for a flight to land. Ball game was on. Hockey was just starting. Usually Bogarts is a low cost, entertaining place to spend an hour or more. As always, Free parking, big lot. $5…

Visited on a Wednesday afternoon around 2:00 PM as I was waiting for a friend to get discharged from Piedmont hospital. Only allowed myself and hour or two, and that was more than enough…

I had a ride to someplace nearby and decided to walk from there, skipping the parking prices. Although, if I was driving, I'd probably park around the corner... I paid $7 to get in, must have…

Got there Thursday around 1:30. I was the only customer for 30 minutes or so. When I entered no one was even on stage although a couple of girls where at the bar by…

After seeing a number of reviews about Jenn’s that seemed to be leaning positive I decided to give it another chance. I was pleasantly surprised. From the outside in: parking is mostly well lit, and…

After all the the reviews of BE, hard to add too much additional but thought I would attempt to provide some additional intel. First, if you go in the early afternoon, on a very rare…

Got stuck in Greensboro and had to scramble for a hotel room which turned out to be right next to the Treasure Club. Walked over and was greeted by a cute girl in front who…

I am from out of town. I have visited Bourbon Street 4-5 times over the years when I am in PHX. The club is high class. The best in PHX, IMHO. It is…

I was down in TJ for four days to make my rounds, and as always I made a point to stop here occasionally as it's the home base of the loveliest woman I've ever found…

When I arrived here after googling it, I found that the place was extremely dark, so much to the point where i saw 1 dancer near the entrance I thought she was black lol.…

Boy things have gone down hill. Went on a Thursday evening to find only 5 girls working. There were stretches of time where nobody was even on stage. Was told that most of their dances…

Unlike my first Seattle review (Deja vu lake city), this is a day place. Night has relatively few dancers, mostly older white women or very big booty (too much for me) Latin women. No, people go…

This is a night only spot - the few day times I went were very low energy, mainly older unattractive girls who clearly did want to be there. But night - even a Sunday - wasn’t…

New Dancer Alert The parking lot at Sugar Daddy’s is huge and can handle big trucks, and pickups with trailers with boats or snowmobiles heading up north. The building is a newer fabricated building built years…

This is it for a casual, laid-back experience... a great selection of ladies, even on a Sunday. All great with no pressure to a private dance. As you enter, the bar (with a beautiful bartender)…

It was a surprise the moment I entered. Something was different. It has been a while since I last visited this place but didn't remember the counter by the door being this high. And the…

This used to be my one and only club that I visited; however over the past year or so I've seen a real decline on the quality of the dancers working and more emphasis on…

I was coming off the road around 6:30pm after a long drive and saw that the club opened at 6:00pm. I was ready for a cold one and to enjoy looking at something other…

I made the drive out to COI from LA a couple of times when I was in town, and it's been pretty good, so I decided to go out east again on a trip a…

I arrived about 1P on a wed afternoon. There was adequate parking in front of the club and seemed safe. There was no cover but I was required to pay $12 for 2 non…

So we go to the club around 10:30 pm.  Cover was free to veterans and 10 for the average joe.  Walk in and find a decent crowd and atmosphere.  Not too dark.  Find ourselves a…

Had been a hot minute since my last visit. Typically I make an appearance about once a week or so, gotta get out of the office and it is a most relaxing time. Today…

This is the 2nd time I've been here, came specifically to spend time with River, I have gotten to know her on social media. I got there about 11 pm. You come in and…

Was back in TO for business a few weeks ago and was able to get away one evening back to Atlantis. I have written a few reivews of this place in the past so I…

I walked in to the club and saw a very beautiful girl topless on the stage dancing and I already knew this was going to be fun night. We sit down and a very beautiful girl…

Stopped in at Fantasy Girls on a Saturday evening. It was my first time at a Reno area strip club since moving to the area. I'll be checking them all out in the coming weeks.…

Looking for a fit, tall, blonde beautiful, late-20s girl? Who will lap dance her way into your...(urh uhm)..’heart’? Look no further than the Penthouse, and ask for Christine. I was down in ‘The Big…

Stopped in after midnight to check this place out. It has been a while since my last visit. Not going to make too much about the layout of place because others have done so. One…

Interstate Traffic through Indiana was horrible. Construction, rush hour, and God knows what else. I heard the Toll Road was down to a single lane and decided to hop off and check out a couple…

Probably the least impressive club I've been to in NYC. I checked it a few times and found it lacking both on quiet nights and on a busy Saturday. Cover was $20 on…

This place is in the middle of the worst ghetto there is in LA, they buzz you to come come in after paying a 10 dollar cover fee. It a medium sized club with…

Haven't been to this place in a long time and since it is the only nude dancing club in the area I decided to come back. Not much has changed. I paid the $10 cover…

Dropped in early evening on a Wednesday around 6:00pm or so. It was my first time in this club so not too sure what to expect. The door check was nice, and she did not…

I’ve been going visiting The cherry/Scores for a few years. Since the change in ownership it has take changes some for the better most for the worst. I arrived late afternoon, $5 cover…

I really really needed a break from work like two months ago, so I planned this trip for a long time... I decided on four day/three night YOLO fiesta (Wed-Sat) with flights into/out of SAN.…