Reviews

Stopped in here on my way to a business meeting. Walked right in and sat at the bar. Bought a drink and within 10 seconds had a blonde stripper next to me. I was their…

I made a rare Sunday early afternoon visit. My experience has been Sunday afternoon's tend to be slow, fewer dancers, and IDK could be me but the quality is lower than weekday shifts. This was…

The layout of this place hasn't change so I won't go in to that. I stopped in on a Thursday night and the place was packed as usual. There were probably 30 -…

Was in Providence on business and stopped at the Zebra and Desire but not much was happening at either place. I decided to try out Fantasies since I had never been there before.…

With the new rules at the 19th hole and the closing of BP ( although I spoke with a former dancer there that stated they may be opening again in December....just a rumor…

Went there at 4 pm on a Tuesday and there was only one girl working but she was a smoking hot young ebony. Only a couple other locals hanging out (not tipping) and she eventually…

Misty is not closed, they have moved to a new location. The new address is mentioned at the entrance door. I went in on a Thursday afternoon and there were about 10 men inside and…

I arrived late on Saturday. No cover. It’s open even if it may not seem so . Not many cars, but We were there already so We went on…

Im not familiar with the area Linden but seems reasonable. Then you arrive at Taboo where the entire property and parking lot is surrounded by a fence as if it were some jail. Parking is…

I hadn't been to the Mirage for quite a while, and decided to stop by for a quick visit. I ordered a drink at the bar and was immediately approached by a hot looking blonde…

I visited onyx after midnight last Friday. The cover was $20 and I was in after a pat down and walk through the metal detector. First thing I noticed upon entering was that…

So this was my first club in New Orleans so I would definitely say my expectations were high. The first thing is while your walking down Bourbon St they will be calling at you…

Went in on a weekday early afternoon. To my surprise there were other customers there too. Plenty of dancers too. Sat at the bar ordered a couple drinks. The girls I…

Was in a Elizabeth thought I’d stop at Taboo. Area is fine. Parking lot, a little crowded but you should get a spot. This was Sunday night too I wasn’t expecting it to be busy.…

I got there around 12:30 or 1 on a Sunday. I would hold off until later, like other reviewers said. They have a shift that starts at 3 I think, so there are more dancers…

So recently I made a few visits to the famed Baby Dolls Dallas. A favorite dancer of mine moved there and I decided to give the club a shot once again. Baby Dolls is mid to…

I stopped by bottoms up last Friday night. I got there around 11pm and had to pay $10 to park in the lot since all of the street parking in front of the club was…

Came on Sunday night (following Saturday afternoon visit with same girl); stayed from about 9pm-12am. Vibe/Space: My main gripe (for someone who usually stays either in downtown ATL or Decatur on his visits) is that Blaze…

Crazy Horse has been my regular San Francisco Club for over 10 years. It's always been a bit dated, dog-eared facility. But there has been a change in ownership/management. Most of the same staff still…

The Go Go Rama has free parking. Lot is a bit dim at night, but seems safe. It’s by a street that’s fairly heavily traveled. There is a $10 cover charge and a 1 drink…

This has been my favorite club in southern Missouri for awhile. I live 2 hrs away, when I get to town for business I always go. I got there a few minutes before…

So I’ve been going here for a long time now and It’s nowhere near as good . While you still get mileage , the quality of the women are going down more and more .…

Without a subscription to NFL Pass, I decided to hit this club to catch my team play, as they've a lot of TV screens for you to watch and management will accommodate your requests for…

First time here. Very strange experience. I was hoping to chat and then get some dances, so I sat at the stag. Girls would come around for a tip, but no…

Went on a Saturday early afternoon at around 2:00 PM. There is a parking garage that always has space around this time and there is no vale at this time like there is at night.…

I only get to Milwaukee occasionally, but when I do, and my schedule allows, I stop by Heartbreakers. The parking is not generous, but I always seem to find a spot. The lot is around…

Im not going to describe the place, its a large, dumpy bar. Ive never been in the bathroom here, but the private dance room is small and exactly as you…

The club is nice and pretty well appointed. It is small though and might get crowded. The great thing is that you can get private booth dances downstairs and completely private rooms upstairs. You can…

Had the unusually free afternoon on a Friday, so while I was driving past I decided to stop in. aesthetically nothing has changed. You walk in the building into a porno store, pay the clerk…

Just when you think that the world has moved on from clubs with a sense of fun, never to return from a bland new world of standoffish tedium with all the excitement of watching a…

Went on a Thursday night around 10 after working late. Needed a cold drink and something to look at. Plenty of girls there, though I am fairly particular and like some curves.…

On my last night in Vegas, I wanted to see Chicas Bonitas and Palomino. It was nearly midnight on a Sunday and I ubered from the Aria for about $17. I chose to go to…

What up guys, been here before. Same run down exterior(although they may have painted). Same run dive bar interior. A small main stage w/ pole. A side stage w/ pole. The bathroom was brighter(they added…

::: QUICK NOTES :::  Arrived on a Sunday at 2:00 PM. Not busy but not dead. It's better to get there around 3:00 PM. That's when a lot more dancers are scheduled to come in. Did…

After a sabbatical from the strip club scene, I have been making the journey to CS for the past couple of weeks. The layout of the club is as it has been described, but the…

I heard that they had reopened the main part of the club (closed since before the fire), so figured I would check it out. I had been by a few months ago, when the…

Came in on a Monday about 3 weeks ago as I was in town for work. Caught the football game - the setup is ok to watch sports with enough TVs but I was…

Started my night at Dollies across the street and it was horrible. 1/2 hour and no one even came on stage or any attention. Around 8 pm, so decided to try Blondies for the first…

First time in Munich, decided to check out a strip club and grabbed a ride down to Madam after a quick online search. Arriving at the door, there was a door guy taking cover…

Primary review on visit from Friday evening, ~ 6pm. Parking lot was fairly full, had to circle a couple times to find a spot empty from someone who just pulled out. No cover…

Arrived about 3:45 to a nearly full free parking lot. The entrance is in the back as there is no entrance on the Michigan Ave side. As usual very dark entrance between the…

I'm afraid to say so, but the Parrot is decaying. Was hoping that now that Foxys and Cabaret are no more, the little talent that worked there would have migrated to the RP, but sadly…

I went in about 7pm. I paid the cover and bottomless soft drink fee. The place was pretty empty, and a plus-size dancer was coming on. She had some moves, though. The setup is a…

I’m glad I used tuscl for Phoenix. I had no idea there were so many venues. I chose Bourbon Street for the review rating and I’m happy I did. The area is…

Made a return visit to Dirty's to see if one of my faves was there. Lucky for me she was and looking real good too! She was busy finishing up with a custy so I…

I was driving from New York to Ohio. I checked TUSCL to see what was available on the way and I found a little gem in Erie, PA. The club doesn’t look like much from…

As I drove up I remembered I had been in this place many years ago. Industrial park, parking lot fenced in felt very safe about the area Arrived about 7 PM no…

On Saturday night I returned to Wonderland in Providence for the first time in a couple of years. I had avoided this club because my previous visits left me feeling like that old Rolling Stones…

I arrived at around 7pm. I had one goal in mind, and that was to check out the menu and go upstairs with one of the dancers. I walked in paid my $5 and signed…

I prepared for my trip to HK and Tijuana for weeks. I was going to San Diego and had ½ a day off on Tuesday. I read all of the great SCL recommendations. Watched “Docunography”.…

I was a frequenter of the old Lido club when their locations changed and they really seemed like an underground club. When all of the girls were really GND types and when you could…

Spearmint Rhino is downtown within easy walking distance of many hotels, restaurant, and bars. The cover charge was $10, collected by a large guy in a suit with a wire in his ear. The club…

Dream Girls is in downtown Minneapolis within easy walking distance of the Target Center and numerous hotels. There’s also a light rail station right out front, so it’s very easy to get to. The club…

Be careful at this place! Bring plenty of cash if you cannot to say no to some super hot Cuban ladies! During my vacation I have decided to check out this establishment. Parking is $2…

Tge club is under a new management. Entrance fee has been increased from 5000AMD to 10000 AMD but you'll get a free shot of whiskey. It was much less crowded than the old days and most…

First time at this club for me. Parking lot was packed. Well lit put the spaces were tight. Walked in and was patted down by security. Rectangular bar that wrapped…

Most of the dancers still seem to give a good (not-so-) private dance, even on $10 Thursday night, but there is more video and live surveillance than a year ago, so don't let your hands…

Nicely decorated, dancers available is 2 to 1, A lot of the dancers look beautiful and they definitely come in a variety of sizes from skinny to beautifully thick. The DJ and music were good,…

Seeing what looked like a seedy-looking dive called Gold-Diggers on Santa Monica Boulevard the other night, my interest was piqued. From the street it had all the trappings of a seedy and ancient strip joint…

This is a well run operation. I was impressed (but I probably won't be back). The place had about 20 girls working, most were late 20s to 30s, all 7's-9's. My guess is that all…

I went on Friday around 10pm. Flash has changed in the night scene. You used to get more Russians, but not as much now. I got a dance from a nice brunette with a great…

Walked in on a Friday afternoon. A girl was in a big long coat smoking out front. Cover was $6. Inside maybe 5-6 girls working ranging between 4-6. Saw a decent brunette on stage went…

On a Thursday afternoon the parking lot was full since it is shared with a strip shopping center, so I had to wait for a spot to open up. The cover charge is a rip-off…

Friday afternoon visit. Small club. Enter on far right side. DJ far right end next to large stage. Runway connecting to smaller stage. Smaller stage used mostly. Bar on…

I was at a conference at the Tradewinds this week and Mermaids is the only club within walking distance of the resort.  I visited on a Tuesday night.  It was around 7:30 so it was…

This was from a few months ago. I arrived during the afternoon via Uber. Greeted the guy who stands outside. I walked inside from what I remember there was no cover. I went immediately to…

i went here a couple of weeks ago on a friday vics was just closing and i thought my next stop is bottom up arrived parked by the road side parking right next to…

Got thru packing up my house & headed out on a last hurrah of club visits before relocating to OK. Used to be a regular here as it's only about 5 miles form my…

Visited here after going to few other clubs in the area without any success. I went in the early evening around 4 and the parking lot was mostly empty..the area doesn't seem to be very…

I arrived on a Thursday night around 8pm. If you have read my previous reviews of this club, you know I got ROBBED the last time I visited and vowed not to come back. Well,…

I arrived at Leave it to Beavers around 9pm on a Saturday after trekking across PA to see some different talent. The club itself was pretty bare. The club had a large stage in the…

Went there on a Thursday evening around 8.Plenty of street parking as always. When I went in I could only see two women working but the bar tender ensured that more women would be arriving.…

So I got there Tuesday afternoon after not going in months and I think the quality talent has gone down tremendously. The layout of the club and other tidbits have been given in prior reviews…

Tuesdays. Six or so dancers, a beautiful waitress (Liz) and a stunning bartender. Burger and beers special. An excellent burger and fries, two sam adams and a two dollar tip for Liz. 15 bux. Two…

Free time on Thursday. Got in, sat at the left side of the bar. Thicker girl, sounded like an british accent came over. Bad teeth, smoker, didn't really do it for me.…

New name, same place. Brenda still at the bar. That's like 20+ years now. Got hustled by a chatty French Canadian that should have hung up her shoes when the landing strip…

I had a Friday off a couple weeks ago so I decided to drive out to see what's shakin' in Battle Creek. Got there at 3:00 PM on the dot and, seeing the empty parking…

I had not been to a club for a while. Came here on a Friday evening about 9 pm. There were about 5 to 6 girls there. There is no cover charge at least when…

Havent been here in several years. This is a neighborhood feel place. Not too fancy but not bad either. The girls seems to all be from the Philly area and are friendly. Lap dances are…

This place is very close to the airport and also to a bunch of airport hotels. Its really nice inside, it reminds me of a Vegas club. Very clean, well managed and plenty of pretty…

Gather around fellow mongers, for I, jdoe123444, will tell you a tale of the fabled Adelitas bar. Let me preface by stating how this review will be recounting my experience of the 2nd time I…

I was in the area for work and stopped in to see what talent was there on a Friday in October. Mostly, the talent was lacking - not enough athletic dancers. An older dancer named…

This is from this past Friday (11/15). Hadn't visited since late July . I arrived at 6:45 pm and observed that valet is still $8 (have noticed a few places…

Had not been in to this club since the week before Halloween last year (2018)-that was of course my visit simply to check out the Halloween decorations-yeah right. That visit was in…

I was here about a year ago and had a really fun time. I was in KoP again and thought I would stop by. The place is really hard to find. The Uber driver missed…

Basics: $20 cover $25 topless one way 45 nude one way $100/2 vip Juice bar (though there is a real bar next door) Now that I've check all the local clubs off the list I'm trying to take advantage of chances…

Dropped in 4PM Thursday in October. A handful of customers at the bar. Probably 6-7 dancers on duty. No cover. $12.00 Tito’s cocktail. Sat at the tip rail. A tall statuesque light skinned AA…

Let me get to the news - the dancers have a five drink minimum. If you are not at the bar they will push your for two drink minimum. Ran into a favorite dancer and…

Club Pink is a tiny club on Powerline Rd between Sample and Copans. If you are driving fast you could miss it. The last time I came through this place I had a really nice…

Three of us decided to go for a steakhouse and the club. We booked a Limo and reserved our table for 7:00 PM. I was quiet surprised to see the dancers coming in the restaurant…

Uncle Buck's is another club that's owned by the parent company The Pony and a sister club in the same parking lot as the old Cherry which is now Scores and a adult toy store…

Found my way back to showcase after a few months and was impressed with the new talent. Cover was 30 which seemed steep. Security was very visible with a full crew at the door…

The pony as I found out owns the parent club does franchise club number one I've been to several other ponies before and it owns both the other main strip clubs in Huntsville Scores and…

I went on Saturday afternoon and it was really busy, specifically due to the early drink specials. The nice thing about so many people being there to drink cheaply and watch some nude dances is…

Hadn’t planned to visit another club on a Sunday night but seeing “FULL NUDE” in huge neon letters convinced me to make an unscheduled stop at about 10pm. The well-lit parking lot felt safe even…

Stopped by on a Friday afternoon. Lot was kind of full, so I needed to park in the area kind of behind the club. Lot was kind of muddy, but I guess I can’t blame…

it is been a couple years that I have not visited this place. a couple weeks ago decided to give a try, since for me it is closer than PHL NJ. it was Tuesday night…

Let's just start with, it was Sunday. Nothing happening. Very slow. It is a very large room with a high-end look. There were only three of us in there and the other two…

In town for business a couple weeks ago and stopped by Subis since I haven’t been in a long time and I was curious about where things stand. $6-7 for valet (I don’t remember), $10 cover.…

So I arrive a few weeks ago on a Friday afternoon around 2pm. Normally not around this time during the week, but as someone just out of college, might as well gain experience at all…