Viva La Bonitas

So it's right across from Jerry's Nugget and the building definitely fits into the neighborhood. This was the place to be...thirty years ago. Today it leans to the sketchy side. I did not feel unsafe, at the same time I would not be hanging out in the parking lot for a long time. You roll into the building and it's pretty clear that they laid off the interior decorator, around 1987. There are way more chairs and tables than they need, and they all have seen a better day. If you like your strip clubs "real" and gritty this is your nirvana. There is a small round stage to the left and to the right is the main stage area and where most of the people are seated. As a latino focused club all the music is spanish and the volume reasonable.

As soon as you walk in you will be "greeted" by at least one of the girls. They will also set the tone of the evening, they will make sure you know exactly where your hand should be resting at (hint: squarely on their ass). Most of the girls are going to be Cuban or from South America and if your lucky their english will be passable. They will immediately hit you with the hard sell for the VIP dance, which is in a small room in the back (1 dance 30, 5 dances $100). You will get your moneys worth, although distance will vary. Somehow nipples always end up in my mouth and occasionally a dancers hand will end up on the inside of my pants. If you say no thank you the girls will generally not be too annoying and another girl will be there shortly to shoot her shot.

If you come in at night expect to pay a $5 cover charge and there is a 2 drink minimum. I wish I knew the drink prices, but to be honest when a girl is sitting there rubbing my penis I just hand over the money and shove the change back in my pocket. I want to guess that my Corona was 6 or 7, I got a stack of ones back when i ordered 2.

This is not the place you are going to walk out of and congratulate yourself on making great life decisions. It is the place that you are going to wake up in the morning, rub your temples and wonder did you really have that experience, and did she really do what you thought she did last night. Overall a 10/10 experience that I would not suggest to a group of my friends.