Reviews

Back in San Diego for work so three visits to Hong Kong last week. I had intended to visit other clubs, and maybe even try a street girl for a change. But…

I was in Fayetteville for business over a weekend in mid-November. This review is from that visit. I arrived at the club at about 9:30 pm on a Friday evening. The parking…

Visited 3 Fridays ago. $5 parking and $5 entry charge. I've been coming on and off for a couple of years. It was not packed like it used to be a few…

Had a recent short stint in BKK so I had to visit Nana. Probably around my tenth time there. The demographics of the crowd are definitely changing with fewer westerners (farang in…

I've been there twice now that the new owner has taken control of "Uncle Joes" this was my third visit. There were three girls working all three were worth getting dances from. The board that list…

Went here Tuesday night ($10 lap dances) for a friends birthday celebration and was not disappointed! Mandatory valet parking and the cover charge is $10. The club has a clean and safe atmosphere where we…

Had been wanting to visit this club for about a year (I don't indulge in this hobby very often). Went there intentionally on a weekday afternoon because I was really hoping for some high-mileage…

Was in the Reading, Pa area for work and reviews here caught my attention for Cloud 9. I enjoy finding diamonds in the rough so I thought I would head over. First of…

Wow! Hot girls, expensive, but little contact... Showed up on. Tuesday evening and parking was sketch. Very low lighting in an area right in front of the building. Almost like near and industrial district. Entry into…

Came to the Foxy after a concert on a Saturday night late- past 12am. My friend and I arrived and it was packed! I mean, there were guys everywhere and barely a place to…

I decided to go to Hustlers because I had a $5 off customer appreciation card and I didn't want to go a waste. Since it was $5 off the cover was $20. They also checked…

I arrived technically Sunday morning at about 12:40 am; the front parking was fairly so I drove around the back: found nothing, so I circled around the building, and luckily someone was pulling out…

I hadn't been out anywhere for a month or so, thought I'd hit lusty's Saturday afternoon to get my pipes flushed. Not much changed since my last visit. Autumn was tending bar, looking…

Camelot is definitely an old dc institution. You check in with the bouncer and are immediately passed off to a host who will lead you to a seat of his choosing. However…

It was dead for most of the night with only a handful of other people ever there, I think there were more dancers than patrons. The dancers that were there were quite attractive and varied,…

Was in town for a bit so I figured I would stop by here and check the place out. I chose DDAC because unlike Stiletto's, Bare Exposure and Scores, you actually get something for…

This was my first Pandora’s. My Lake City Way stop has been the Vu but I felt like it was time to check out other places in the area. As suggested here, it was seedier.…

Had my first visit to mystique in mid-November. Got there around 6 on a Friday night. Plenty of parking right next to club and the area is not too bad considering it is…

After seeing skibum’s recent review, I was looking forward to checking this place out. Unfortunately, things didn’t work out too well. I was traveling through Providence on the evening a large snowstorm was expected, and…

Some have described the area as sketchy, but it didn’t seem that way to me. It’s close to the docks along the Providence River, and most of the surrounding businesses appear to be warehouses…

Spent about 3 hours at Diamond’s last Wednesday evening. Paid the $10 cover and entered the club around 8:30 after walking through a metal detector and quick pat down. Club was fairly dead as expected for…

Used to be better but none the less amongst the best in town. A bit far away from downtown but worth the drive. In the recent year, they changed the layout and made it a…

Club is located at the back of a parking lot near what appears to be an out of business burger king. arrived in the afternoon on a Friday, no cover, no one at the entrance, walked…

Temptations is in South Carolina less than 5 minutes across the bridge from Savannah, Georgia. It’s on the top floor of a stand-alone building pretty much in the middle of nowhere in a marshy, sulfur…

The last time I reviewed Oasis it had just changed ownership to the group that manages Cheerleaders. A few months later and there are a few noticeable changes, some construction projects to refresh the…

I had never really heard anything that made me want to visit TattleTales in the past, however, I was nearby and thought I should stop by and see what it is like. I tend…

Ok this was my first time to baby dolls. I dont think i need to go into the description of the place because previous reviews have covered that but some of you are anal about…

I was in town for a ballgame and was staying a block away from the club. I had always been here during the day in the past. In the past only got air…

Stopped by late afternoon; about 4-5 ladies working. The place definitely looks seedy, but since the big parking lot is shared with Jerry's Corner it seems open and feels safe enough. I have…

Came here on a Friday night after midnight. Right next to the busiest train station, Jamaica on the Long Island Railroad after Penn Station. Jamaica is considered the rough part of Queens. It's usually pretty…

This club is closed down. I went on a Friday night. The area is Corona, Queens. Safe area, working class kinda busy. Parking is a bitch around here I could see why it might have…

It had been a while since I visited Torpedoes. I dont care for it much since I have not had much luck interacting with any of the girls (i.e., no lap dances, no bar chat,…

A disappointing visit on this trip to KH, and I knew better. Arrived in the afternoon and counted maybe 1/2 dozen dancers of various shape and sizes. Yasmine (I believe was her name)…

Have been to the Adelita a few times. The good thing is they are always open and easy to get to. This place used to be very good and friendly before. But lately,…

This club is located off of the main street. I firstly mention that for parking purposes. The parking is either on the main street or on a side street off of the main street. Parking…

Along with my friend, we went to Perfect 10 last week. This is located in North Austin. Lot of free parking available. We went around 5PM and paid 10 for entrance. It is clearly written on…

Haven't been back in a while so I decided to come on a Friday night when I know there's going to be lots of girls. I saw some familiar faces that have been around for…

Stone Park has some history with stripclubs but the heyday seems to be long gone on the Mannheim strip. I've been to Carl's and the Gold Room (or Club) and decided I'd give this…

So I've been frequenting this place, on Tuesday's pre-9pm only, to take advantage of the VIP special and no cover. Its the only way I can rationalize coming to this place that is an…

Do not waste your time. This dive should have been shuttered years ago. You’re better off going to the truck stop across the highway and checking out the lot…

It had been a long time since I visited this place - mainly out of frustration since I could never get the attention of any the girls as they seem to cling to their regulars.…

My friends planned to visit full nude club so we opted to go XTC as they were going only to Ricks earlier. We went around 10PM and paid $25 each as entry fee. Dances are $5…

This club is located right off Route 130 with its own parking lot. Entry was $5. It was BYOB, so I didn't pay anything for drinks beyond tips to the bartender. The seating consists of…

Went on a Thursday early afternoon and had a great time. There were 3 girls working. First one was a BBW I had no interest in watching, talking to, or otherwise getting near.…

So I went there last Friday evening. \ Park your car as close to the front door as possible. The bouncers are often on the street, and your car will be safe. You will ALWAYS be…

Had not been to Dream On in quite a while, but was in the neighborhood. There might have been 5 or 7 dancers there; not sure because of the traffic to and from the private…

I was in dfw for work. Had a free evening so decided to try this place out due to the reviews years ago baby dolls was my go to when visiting the big…

Was after midnight and I was bored and drunk in my hotel. Decided to go here based on some reviewes elsewhere. Stupidly didn't call the place for a ride and used a Lyft. The driver…

A little out of the way off of I-25 but definitely worth it!!! Rolled in around 3, the parking lot was easy to access and the bouncer seemed pretty chill. No cover on a weekday…

Went here on a Sunday night sometime around midnight. Uber was getting close and you can tell this isn't in the greatest part of town. Lot of closed down buildings with decrepit signs.…

I visited to Portland recently for family and wanted to make sure I ventured to one of the local establishments after hearing so much about Portland and also being from the fairly barren East Coast.…

I hadn't been to the Den in about a year and decided to stop by. Sure, I was short on time but figured if I spotted a diamond in the rough, I could get some…

Playhouse has a big parking lot. The building is pink. The bar is rectangular. Stages inside bar. Small bathroom to the left. CD rooms are in the back, except for two in the front.…

Went to Landing Strip for first time and the place lived up to expectations. Mandatory valet, walked upstairs and took a seat at the bar on the side. Only complaint about my seat was people…

I pop in now and then because it’s one Ext from my gym and I always hope this place will redeem itself. I’d rather drive one hour to Fayetville where at least I don’t…

Driving home one evening and Waze directed me on to 22W instead of I78. Was going to drive past here, so I figured I'd grab a beer. I knew from my past experiences…

Lots of folks have written about the club — i will just add that i had not been to the Lodge in many years and i was not disappointed. It seems like they have…

I recently took a break from strip clubs, but decided to try tuxedoes again. Parking lot is a mess. There’s a giant hole that still hasn’t been fixed, makes it hard to get in and…

Visited when in town for a meeting the next morning. Planned to try Flight Club, but pulled out after confirming the BS valet was the only parking option. Had my briefcase and luggage…

Been a couple of times. Just moved into the area recently and trying to find a new spot. Couple in the area but those places seem to be high paced dollar trains. That's cool but…

Maybe things are looking up? Tues afternoon can be pretty dead, but they had a few girls working so I wasn't starved for company. That being said, there were some (new to me) dancers that…

In San Diego, this is the place. But you are still subject to the silly laws of SD that do not allow contact while the girl is topless. I used to live in…

There was action everywhere - on the side stages, on the main stage, in and around the seating area, although less in the private dance area. The place seemed to be filled w dancers -…

This club is removed from Vegas proper but easy to find in North LV if you keep driving up the boulevard past downtown. Arrived early evening midweek after gaming most of the day. Place used to…

It ought to be better than this. Am I right? So I am back after a long hiatus. And I can honestly say I am pleased with the talent. No. 1 - A Latina I hadn't seen…

I went to the Men’s club for lunch on a Tuesday. I thought they had their buffet(which is really good) every day, but found out it It was only on Wednesday though Friday. The cover…

I'm a fan of weekday afternoons at Rick's. Seems to always be plenty of women around and not that many customers, so you can sit where you want, plenty of room. Plus $8 drinks, a…

It was the Thanksgiving holidays. Went to cabo with a bunch of friends and had a fun time. The splash club is located right next to mermaids. Splash is maintaining a monopoly and it's clear…

I got there at the earliest time I have ever entered a club, 1:00. There were only about four patrons and maybe 6 dancers. However, all the dancers looked very good. A…

This review combines a few visits. Nothing about the layout has changed parking seems fine and well light. As you enter the door the smoking area is to your right and the rest of the bar…

Decided to mix things up and visited EB on a Saturday night. I showed up around 11:15 or 11:30. Parking lot was half full with half being unpaved. Paid a $5 cover and was…

I was traveling through town and stopped for the night, i drove by another club in town because the number of cars was really low. when I first walked in I went to the bar…

I always stop in here when in the KOP. 5 dollar cover which I have not paid in the past. Now they also offer valet parking. Pounder of bud light for 6 bucks . I…

I went at midnight on a Thursday. The place is pretty small, but there were a lot of dancers working, maybe 30. I think the dancers outnumbered the patrons two to one. I'd rate most…

Came here in September after hitting up some bars in Belltown. I got dropped off about a block away at the BOA ATM so I could pull out some cash. Cover was $22 and came…

Dancers Review...... Went around 1pm to audition, pretty much knew there was a chance that they would ask me to stay because dayshift tends not to have a lot of dancers. However there was a lot…

Guess someone reported the change in name from former Club Babes, but didn't bother to review. Went to the newly remodeled AofS late in dayshift, so not really the best time to check out…

Lido is about an hour drive east of Orlando. Despite the brightly lit building and large, full parking lot, the entrance is an unassuming red door. Once you walk through the entrance…

Was visiting a buddy in Phoenix, we got a little stir crazy and decided to hit up a strip club. He’s the local, and he said he typically went to HL but it had fallen…

In the area for a conference, and what would a trip to LV be without the Rhino. As many post on here - #1 - call for the limo, even if just running solo. One word…

Fun night at Alcazar.. its in a rough area so uber orTaxi, its about 6 min ride from the Hotel Del Ray. 12 bucks to get in includes 2 drinks.. girls of all sizes are…

Went back to the Men's Club last Friday night after going to Treasures first. I should have stayed at Treasures. Here is a review of my visit. 1. $10 cover (after midnight) 2. Lots of beautiful women…

I have written a number of times about the House. It is a unique DC club. It is also a unique club in general. I arrived on a Wednesday night around 7:30pm.The cover was $10,…

Alaskan Bush dive has been my go to for awhile. I always have a good time, and the staff is friendly. In the past I’ve been a little nervous to be in the area the…

I've been going to the Blue Moon for years now but have not been going in on a regular basis and have not written a review for it for some time for one simple reason.…

I had not been to the club in several months. I arrived just before 6:30 and was let in for free after they scanned my ID to confirm membership. Domestic beer was $4.50 plus…

This review is going to cover two visits the week before Thanksgiving one on Sunday the other Wednesday evening. I usually don’t visit on Sundays but the girl I was interested in said she was…

I saw that the Godfather Club on Sepulveda in Van Nuys was closed and apparently for good, as another business had converted and taken over the building leave no trace of strip club behind.…

This was my first time back in about 2 years. Cover is still $15 to get in and you have to go through a metal detector to get in. Large club with a big main…

A large group of us headed to Austin for a friend’s bachelor party and our itinerary had the Yellow Rose on it for every day. We managed to get there twice (the first and last…

I’ve been out of the club scene for a few months, and haven’t been back to the Criket in about a year. My most recent visits have been to Flight Club, but I wanted to…

Club is in an industrial park with a large parking lot, well lit at night. Walk in past smoking section and if is afternoon, straight into club no cover. Today 1 barkeep, blonde…

This night I decided it was an early night and would not drive to Cocoa, but instead see if anything has changed in Mouse Town. Some kudos (tongue in cheek) are due to Thee Dollhouse.…

It was the Saturday after Thanksgiving, about 11pm. I was on my way home from the holiday weekend and decided to squeeze in a quick stop at Jen’s. A quick aside, I passed Dreamer’s on…

Arrived at FC around 10pm Wednesday night via Uber so no valet or DUI. Cover was “only” 5.00, and I took a seat behind the bar. Not sure if the cover was lower because…

New Monger here, made an account in July 2019 and mostly just been a lurker. Two part review, as I've been to this club on two occasions. Note that these two trips are my only…

This part of town was pretty sketchy, but the club is ok and I paid to park in a monitored area. Once inside the place was ok - not great but certainly not bad. Went…

Located in somewhat of a secluded area of midtown but very safe. Club is definitely extravagant and theres a steakhouse right next door that's part of the club. $20 cover and drinks were around $15-20.…

Visited on a Tuesday which is reduced dance pricing ($10 topless $20 nude) Parking: parking is available with a valet or on the street. Not sure how much valet is as I chose to park on…

Stopped by Blackjacks this past Monday night around 9:30 on the way home form the airport and stayed for just over an hour. Maybe 8 girls working. 1 aa 2 latina ~5 white Cover was $13 No alcohol served,…